Chapter 53: Do you want to be my son-in-law?
"Okay, when did you catch such a big wave of beautiful police officers?" After driving, Qin Yao glanced at Pu Yang with a smile, stretched out his hand and gestured on his chest, and said in amazement: "It's just a cow!" ”
Pu Yang couldn't help but despise: "You women are so hypocritical! Familiar with it in front of you.,It's as if it's a sister.。 As soon as you get behind it, you say that they are cows! ”
Qin Yao smiled: "What do you know?" Saying that a woman is a cow is a compliment, okay? Princess, right? You try to call others Princess Taiping and Princess Changping, you see if they like it or not! ”
"......" Pu Yang sighed helplessly: "You women are really, you don't like Taihechang, I don't mind, please call me Taichang Prince in the future." ”
"Phew! I think it's better to call you the son of Xiyang! Qin Yao was unceremonious.
"Where am I?" Pu Yang was speechless: "By the way, then again, my name is actually very suitable for being a pen name for an online writer." Everyone calls online writers, often called so-and-so, so-and-so, what kind of wind and spirit, Yueguan giant, eye-catching giant, then I can call it ...... Yang Ju! Hahaha, hahaha! ”
"You can call Pu Da, it's a big fight!" Qin Yao rolled his eyes, this guy is getting more and more. "How did you know her?"
Seeing that she was serious and asked, Pu Yang also put away his joke and shrugged his shoulders: "What else?" was caught by her once, and like today, it was also a misunderstanding. …… Do I look like a bad person? Why do the police always arrest me by mistake? ”
Qin Yao turned his head and glanced at him carefully, and replied seriously: "Honestly...... Very much like that. ”
"I'm not saying it's like this, it's my usual little handsome, why do I look like a bad guy?"
"Come less! Where did this diamond come from? Qin Yao asked again.
Pu Yang smiled bitterly: "I really don't know what to do!" When I was on the subway, when everyone saw that I was hurt and seemed to be a little afraid of me, I found a corner and squatted down to draw circles, but I didn't know how to let the two plainclothes policemen be knocked down, they searched my mobile phone and wallet, and took me to the police station. Later, when I saw that I had been to the police station, I said that I wanted to see their director, and said that the director was not there, so I had to pretend that I was Liu Qianxing's boyfriend, and sure enough, they quickly found her back. She showed me the bag of exhibits she had found, and I realized that there was an extra little bag of diamonds. I thought it was going to be planted for the ice poison that was given to me......"
"So dramatic?" Qin Yao raised her eyebrows, as if this was a good story made up. "And what's the wound on your face?"
"This ...... Someone beat me before, I was a student at Luo Bao University, and I didn't have anything to do today, so I went to him to take revenge......"
"As a result, someone beat him into a pig's head?" Qin Yao gloated and smiled: "You deserve it!" You are old, and you dare to challenge other college students in their prime! Isn't it normal for someone to hit you once and hit you a second time? ”
Pu Yang pouted and said, "Come less!" Where do I lose one-on-one? I'm single-handedly picking up a dozen of their basketball teams. That's not all, but then a group of grandchildren came, saying that I was going to beat me up again because of their school flowers. I've played more than two dozen by myself, and it's good to be able to do this! ”
Qin Yao stretched out a hand and poked Pu Yang's shoulder, and after he said "ouch", he poked him in the chest again, and then poked him in the abdomen......
Pu Yang was like a conditioned reflex, she screamed "ouch" every time she poked, and when she poked her abdomen, he covered her crotch with both hands. "What are you going to do?"
"Tsk, it looks like it's a wound!"
"Nonsense! You won't lick it for me......" Pu Yang grinned a little, of course he was in pain all over, but he was just distracted by saying that things were distracted, and now he felt even more painful when he brought it up and was poked by her a few times.
"Lick it? Do you want to twist it and soak it again? Rogue! ”
"What a scoundrel! I'm talking about healing, you're a rascal! Pu Yang despised her, although she and Qin Yao had not known each other for a long time, but because of her special relationship and her character, she could joke without scruples.
"What's the matter with this diamond?" After calmly turning a corner, she asked again.
"Didn't you ask?"
"Nonsense! I just asked you how you came here, and now I'm asking you what the hell is going on, it is impossible for someone to stuff diamonds on you for no reason. ”
"Didn't I tell you before? Maybe someone was in the subway and saw that I was being targeted by plainclothes police, so they stuffed diamonds into my body and framed me. Pu Yang shrugged: "If I hadn't found Liu Qianjing, if she wasn't willing to help me, I wouldn't have been able to tell me where I came from." ”
"Humph! Spending hundreds of thousands just to frame you? Who are you? Qin Yao pursed her lips, she obviously didn't believe in this result.
"Then what do you mean ......"
"You are using this set to fool Liu Qianxi, and now you are still playing with me?" Qin Yao glanced at him.
Pu Yang couldn't cry or laugh: "Sister! I really don't know what's going on. It's not that I'm fooling Liu Qianxi, it's the only reason I can think of based on the results. You don't really think that all the wounds and diamonds on my body are black and black, do you? ”
"What do you say?" Qin Yao seemed to think that this was more likely. "You're the Pu family."
"Yes, I'm from the Pu family, so please don't doubt my discipline!" Pu Yang said angrily.
"Tsk, I understand!" Qin Yao nodded slowly: "Your discipline just won't hurt humans, right?" Then you're not robbing someone, but robbing the demon clan? ”
"......" Pu Yang was a little crazy: "What kind of divine logic are you!" I really didn't rob anyone, I can't even beat you, what other demon clan can I rob? ”
"Oh?" Qin Yao immediately looked at him with an unkind face, "I heard you mean that you really want to beat me quickly, and then take me in?" ”
"Whatever you want!" Pu Yang simply didn't speak, but then he felt that something was wrong: "Give it back to me, I'll eat black, I'll rob it, I'll sell it for money!" ”
"Okay, I trust you, don't be childish. Shrewd! Qin Yao regained her smile again, and coaxed him like a child.
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"Since what you said is true, there must be a story behind it that you don't know." Qin Yao was driving while thinking about analysis. "You were in the subway and you weren't paying attention to your surroundings, but you were under the watchful eye of others. Perhaps the two plainclothes policemen were wrongly targeting you, but in order not to arouse suspicion, they did not approach your side, kept their distance, and may have deliberately looked to your side. In order to avoid being caught by the thief, he quietly put things on your body, ready to deal with the police, and let the other accomplices follow you to retrieve the things......"
"It's just that I didn't expect the police to target me, but it seemed that when the subway was about to close, the sudden action threw me out, so they were taken away by the subway, and I was also taken away by the police?"
Pu Yang then helped her deduce, and felt that this result seemed more likely. In many movies, this is how you transfer the stolen goods temporarily when necessary, and then get them back when you go back.
"If that's the case, then most of the day has passed, and they should have already touched the vicinity of the police station. You were picked up by me, and you should also be targeted by others. It's over, now we're definitely being followed, and maybe someone is blocking the road. They will kill you when they turn around, and in addition to handing over the diamonds, they may also kill you......" Qin Yao looked scared.
Pu Yang frowned, although he thought she was a bit alarmist, but it was definitely much more reasonable than he thought. "So what now?"
"You ask me? People are girls, you are a man, such a dangerous moment, of course I have to ask you what to do. Qin Yao made a weak appearance.
"......" Pu Yang didn't have time to joke with her, and thought for a while, "If I go home at this time, it will really be endless troubles." They are also afraid that the police will catch the cicada and the yellow finch behind, so they may not do it today, but just follow me to my home and wait for the police and me to relax before taking action...... Can't go home! Then I'll go to you! ”
Qin Yao couldn't help laughing: "Puyang, Puyang, I found that you are really obscene and shameless enough!" How much do you want to come to my house? ”
Puyang's old face flushed: "Be pure!" I didn't think about anything else, I wasn't insecure. ”
"Tsk, if your house is not safe, you are not afraid to bring the scourge to my house. It's pure! Aren't you afraid that I will be robbed of money and sex? Qin Yao sneered.
"That...... You are a master, I took refuge in your house because I thought you could protect me......" Pu Yang was a little embarrassed.
"Who told you I'm a master? You are a dignified Pu family, and you want to take refuge in my house and ask me to protect you? Brother, you're so embarrassed to speak! ”
Facing Qin Yao's ridicule, Pu Yang blushed again: "It's not that I haven't had the strength to do it, and now I'm injured again...... Anyway, you have to protect me, you yourself say cover me! ”
Qin Yao laughed with a 'poof': "Yo, is this selling cuteness or relying on me?" Okay, do you want to be my son-in-law? It's not just about protecting you, it's about licking, hugging, or even whatever, you know......"
Listening to her so coquettish and soft words, as well as the charming eyes that flew over, Pu Yang secretly swallowed his saliva. "Forget it...... I feel that as a man, as a member of the Pu family, I should face the danger myself! Give me the diamonds and find a random place to drop me off! ”
Qin Yao giggled: "No, now people are unwilling to let go, what should I do?" ”
"Don't tease me."
"You can go back with me now! Be prepared to lose your life......"
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