Chapter 0055 Wen Dou Wu Dou
Soup songs are very basic things in Chinese medicine, almost every Chinese medicine doctor has learned and recited, but there are definitely very few who can recite them completely. And Ling Xiao has never learned any soup songs. He, a Chinese medicine practitioner, is a Chinese medicine based on internal strength, not a Chinese medicine practitioner who recites soup songs.
Ling Xiao was silent.
"Hahaha...... If you can't recite it, I will know that you are a fake impostor, a Chinese medicine doctor in your teens, you think you are a prodigy! Luo Caixue laughed so hard that his fat body trembled.
Qin Yunlu and Yang Yun, as well as a large group of experts and professors around them, all laughed, and the laughter was particularly harsh.
"Boy, listen up!" Luo Caixue blurted out, "Tonic, Four Gentlemen's Soup." The four gentlemen's soup is neutral and righteous, and the poria cocos is compared to hay; Yi Xia Chen is known as Liujun, expectorant and yang deficiency bait; In addition to dispelling the name of Banxia, or adding fragrant sand stomach cold. Didn't your master teach you? I'm teaching you now, remember? ”
"Boring." Ling Xiao said.
Dean Luo, who was beaming with pride, was stunned for a moment, first with a smile on his face, and then said angrily: "You kid, you haven't learned the most basic things passed down by your ancestors, you still dare to call yourself Chinese medicine, I will teach you, you still dare to be disrespectful to me!" ”
Ling Xiao slowly pulled out a lower wallet from his trouser pocket and opened it, revealing a row of silver needles shining inside.
Luo Caixue said sarcastically: "People who can't even memorize soup songs can't say that they can do acupuncture, right?" ”
A large group of experts and professors laughed again, they thought that Ling Xiao was a clown who was wearing a red rubber nose and performing a clumsy game, and he had come to amuse them.
When they had laughed enough, Ling Xiao said out loud: "You said that you have been studying Chinese medicine for the first half of your life, and Western medicine for the second half of your life, and now you are a combination of Chinese and Western, right?" ”
Luo Caixue said magnificently: "Of course! ”
"Okay, the soup song or something is something that little kids play, we're all adults, so there's no need to play anymore, right?" Ling Xiao smiled, and then pulled out two silver needles, "I'll give you a needle, I'll take a needle myself, you can prick one of my fingers so that I can't lift it up, even if you win, if I don't prick you down with a needle, I will lose, okay?" ”
"I'm so angry, it's better than that!" Luo Caixue said angrily, he was used to being respected in his life, and no one had ever dared to be so presumptuous in front of him!
Ling Xiao handed Luo Caixue a silver needle with a smile on his face, "Although you don't have much to recuperate, I still respect you as an elder, so you can come first." ”
Acupuncture is a technique of traditional Chinese medicine, which can cure diseases and save people, and can also be used in the field of health preservation and health care. Therefore, he didn't believe what Ling Xiao said at all. One needle stabs a person unconscious, what are you kidding? Even if a needle can't lift a finger, it has to be immersed in the field of acupuncture for decades, and he can't do it if he asks himself, let alone a hairy boy like Ling Xiao!
Therefore, experience and IQ are telling him that Ling Xiao is cheating him, and whoever strikes first will be embarrassed first.
"Haha......" Luo Caixue smiled with a sense of intelligence, "You say that I am an elder, where can I strike first, you come first, I will strike the last." Otherwise, others will say that I am a big bully. ”
Ling Xiao shrugged his shoulders slightly, "Did you all hear that?" He asked me to prick it first, and when I got a needle, he passed out, but it didn't matter to me. ”
"Zha Zha Stop." Luo Caixue said impatiently.
"Like, you're not deliberately delaying time, are you?" A contemptuous smile appeared on the corner of Yang Yun's mouth.
Ling Xiao stopped talking, walked straight up, and pricked down with a needle according to Luo Caixue's Baihui acupoint.
As soon as the silver needle pierced into Luo Caixue's acupuncture point, a trace of internal force went down the needle and violently shook in the acupuncture point.
At that moment, Luo Caixue's eyes bulged.
Ling Xiao immediately closed the needle, and there was only about two seconds before and after.
Ling Xiao retreated to his original position, but Luo Caixue was still standing on the ground like a wooden stake.
"Hey, I'll just say you're a liar, you stabbed Dean Luo, why didn't he faint like you said?" Yang Yun said sarcastically.
At this moment, Luo Caixue, who was standing upright, suddenly fell forward, and his fat body fell heavily to the ground. The crowd stared at him in amazement, and he didn't move for a full minute.
Those experts and professors, as well as the special police who watched the excitement, were stunned.
"You...... What did you do to Dean Luo? Yang Yun was the first to come back to her senses and said nervously.
"That's it, what did you do to Dean Luo? surnamed Ling, if Dean Luo has something three long and two short, your baby can't eat and walk around! Qin Yunlu was also furious.
Ling Xiao walked to Luo Caixue's side again, flipped Luo Caixue over, and reached out to pinch Luo Caixue's middle man, Luo Caixue snorted and woke up.
Luo Caixue looked at Ling Xiao in horror, his fat body subconsciously shrank back, and said in a panic: "You...... Don't come near me! ”
"It's your turn, Dean Luo." Ling Xiao said with a smile.
"I ...... I'm not as boring as you! Luo Caixue trembled, and he was still afraid for a while.
Ling Xiao looked at a large group of experts and professors, and said lightly: "Dean Luo is reluctant to compare, who of you still question me, stand up and try, how about we compare to paralyze people with a needle?" ”
A large group of experts, professors, and professional medical staff all subconsciously took a step back, for fear of being pushed out by their colleagues, or being challenged by Ling Xiao.
Ling Xiao said calmly: "Otherwise, if any of you comes out, you can prick me with a hundred stitches, and I will prick you with one stitch, what do you think?" ”
Experts and professors, no one dares to come out.
Qin Yunlu's face was pale, but he didn't have a seizure. Although he didn't understand how Ling Xiao did it, he already believed that although Ling Xiao looked like he was just a hairy boy, it was definitely not simple. Now, he also believes that Ling Xiao was invited here by Mayor Nie because he worked very hard.
However, it's useless to understand this, it's not okay not to give face, he still won't give Ling Xiao a good look!
Therefore, even if Ling Xiao has proven himself, he still has a stinky face and is very unhappy.
"Director Qin, you don't have anything to say now, do you? Doctor Ling and I are going to join your team, please ask Director Qin to arrange it. Wen Tingting's face finally showed a smile, Ling Xiao's acupuncture skills just revealed, she can be regarded as a long face.
Qin Yunlu said slowly: "Ling Xiao is a traditional Chinese medicine, I believe in this matter now, but if he wants to enter the core team, he still has to go through the investigation and test of the organization, so let's first wronged Secretary Wen and Dr. Ling to do the logistics work first, and the specific work will be arranged by Comrade Yang Yun, so it will be decided." ”
What if you are capable? Who calls us leaders? I just don't need you!
A playful smile appeared on the corner of Yang Yun's mouth, before Ling Xiao came, she mentioned that she wanted to arrange Ling Xiao to call her, and now her wish has been fulfilled. She imagined that Ling Xiao was a bad old man of half a hundred, but she didn't expect Ling Xiao to be so young, and more importantly, so handsome and capable, then she was even happier.
Wen Tingting didn't like this arrangement, she said angrily: "Director Qin, you are a discriminatory arrangement!" I disagree! ”
"Hey, Secretary Wen, how do you speak?" Qin Yunlu sneered: "I said that Ling Xiao is a Chinese medicine doctor, that is to give him face, but also to give you face, I said that he is not a Chinese medicine doctor, he is nothing." If a needle stuns a person, does it prove that he is a Chinese medicine practitioner? I think it's almost as good as a criminal! ”
"You ......" Wen Tingting suddenly became angry on the spot.
Ling Xiao said: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to say anything to this kind of deflated San, isn't it just that I am an official, I treat him as an official, he is an official, and when I don't think he is an official, he is not even as good as a dog." Let's go, we can do things without joining them. As long as you can help the people here, you can help Brother Nie. ”
"The kid surnamed Ling, who are you scolding for being a dog? You make it clear to me! Qin Yunlu jumped like thunder.
"I can scold whoever I want, can you control it?" Ling Xiao said.
"You ......"
"You bite me?"
Qin Yunlu was so angry that he vomited blood.
Wen Tingting was very happy, the more Ling Xiao made Qin Yunlu angry, the happier she was. She took out her phone and quickly turned on the camera function.
"Secretary Wen, what are you doing?" Qin Yunlu looked at Wen Tingting vigilantly.
"Waiting for the evidence." Wen Tingting said with a smile: "If you let the special police arrest someone, I will take a picture of it and immediately send the video to Mayor Nie." ”
"You ......" Qin Yunlu originally had this plan, but as soon as Wen Tingting said this, he didn't dare.
Such a video came out, and when the mysterious virus was raging, he, the director, didn't want to do it.
"Ling Xiao, let's go, let's rent a house from our fellow countrymen, we'll do ours, I'm not uncommon with their team now, no wonder they haven't achieved anything yet, it's just a group of self-righteous guys." Wen Tingting's mouth is also quite powerful.
Ling Xiao and Wen Tingting said they would leave, and they didn't take a large group of experts, professors and professionals seriously at all.
"Hello? Ling Xiao, right, how do you say just leave? You're in my charge, I didn't let you go, come back, I'll let you come back, do you hear? Yang Yun said loudly.
Ling Xiao turned around and brushed the ground with a middle finger at her.
Yang Yun suddenly froze on the spot, as if she had been stabbed by that straight middle finger in some vital part of her body, and she was subdued at once.
Ling Xiao didn't want to do this, but these people take themselves too seriously, and they don't see anyone too much!
"Director Luo, what should I do now?" Luo Caixue asked out loud, he lost face, he was not reconciled.
"a fart, let them go, I don't believe that the wild boy surnamed Ling plus a secretary, they can still conquer the virus? Go back, go back to errands! Qin Yunlu said angrily.
A large group of experts and professors glanced at Qin Yunlu dissatisfiedly, muttering in their hearts. They are all people with status and status, who is angry with whom? He deserves to be half angry with that kid!
Qin Yunlu looked at the backs of Ling Xiao and Wen Tingting, his face became more and more gloomy, and he didn't know what Lu Dao was thinking in his heart.