Chapter 201: Fortune Telling with Life [Asking for a Monthly Pass]
"Ahhh......h
Humpty Dumpty struggled desperately on all fours, and a duck-like cry came out of his throat.
"Who the fuck are you?" All of Wang Fool's anger was vented on the body of the Humpty Dumpty Daoist, and the throat of the dead card master Humpty Dumpty roared loudly.
"Ahh......hh
"Do you want to say it? Say! Wang stupidly exerted his strength.
"Ahhh......h
"Don't say it, do you? I'll strangle you! ”
"Ah......h
"Holy, it's disgusting." Only then did Wang Fool realize that the other party couldn't speak at all, and the strength in his hand was a little relieved.
"I'm a Taoist priest of Maoshan!" Humpty Dumpty breathed a sigh of relief and begged for mercy.
"I know that you are a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain, and it was you who caused me to be almost killed by the white-haired girl." Wang said viciously.
"Poor enough that you can subdue that female ghost, how do you know ......" Humpty Dumpty struggled with his limbs to argue.
"Hehe, you're going to kill you when I meet you." Wang stupidly laughed.
"Ah...... That's my gibberish. Humpty Dumpty's face turned red with fright, and he struggled more and more, but he was held down by Wang Stupid and couldn't move.
"Why don't you subdue the female ghost yourself?" Wang Fool asked.
"That female ghost is full of resentment, the corpse bones block the yin and yang spring, extremely fierce, and can control the entire villa, I am just a disciple of the outer sect of Maoshan Mountain, and my mana is shallow......"
"Grandma's, damn Taoist priest, flickering, are you fucking three sneaking around in the middle of the night just to watch the excitement?" Wang stupidly scolded.
"I'm ......"
"Do you believe that I strangled you?" Wang Fool's hands tightened like iron tongs.
"Ahhh......h I said, I said......" The short and fat Taoist priest let out a scream like killing a pig.
"Say!"
"I'm just a disciple of Maoshan Outer Gate, and I don't have Taoism, but I'm proficient in easy numerology, please go to this murderous house to check the feng shui, trapped by the female ghost, in order to get out of the predicament, I used five years of Shouyang to start the hexagram, calculate that you will come here to help the female ghost get out......"
"The question is, what's in it for you?" Wang Stupid snorted coldly, but he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, this short and fat Taoist priest is a half-person, not that he imagined that his mana was profound, but that he exchanged his life for heavenly opportunities, and it was not accurate.
"I'm ...... Yes...... I said I said...... Please promise that as long as the female ghost is driven away, I will be given a big red envelope......"
"Sure enough, he is a cheap Taoist priest who is greedy for money!" Wang Stupid snorted coldly.
"I'm divining with my life." The short and fat Taoist priest said with a sad face.
"The problem is, you didn't fucking do it at all, and you almost killed me!" Wang Du was furious.
"Big brother, how can you blame me for this! Even if I don't come out, you will come here, and what should happen will still happen, it is fate......"
"Hehe, yes, you're destined to be killed by me."
"Ah...... I lied to that female ghost, big brother spares my life! Humpty Dumpty was so frightened that he shivered, and the crotch of his pants was actually wet, and he looked frightened.
"Did you really calculate that I was going to kill you?" Wang Stupid couldn't help but be stunned when he saw the frightened eyes of the short and fat Taoist priest.
"I ...... I ......"
"You are pitiful enough, you are not good at learning, you are wrong again and again, you coward, I don't bother to kill you!" Seeing that the short and fat Taoist priest was so afraid of death, Wang Du, who was originally going to play with him, suddenly felt excited, let go of the Taoist priest and stood up, and patted the dust on his body.
"Yes, yes, it's that I'm not good at learning, it's because I'm not good at learning." When the short and fat Taoist priest saw that Wang Stupid actually let him go, he was immediately moved to tears.
"What about these corpses?" Wang Fool asked.
"We're gone, and we can't do much." The short and fat Taoist priest glanced at the corpses all over the ground and shivered.
"It's full of our footprints, and there's hair and stuff like that, if you don't want to be wanted for the rest of your life, it's best to find a way to clean it up."
"Ah...... This...... Or bury the body...... No, no, there is a yin and yang spring in this place, in case the corpse changes and becomes a lun, it will be terrible...... Simply, a fire! ”
"Do you think this place can burn down?" Wang Stupid looked at the short and fat Taoist priest with an idiotic expression.
"......" The short and fat Taoist priest glanced at the empty villa and was speechless.
"Grandma's, Lao Tzu is a wanted criminal anyway, it doesn't matter how much this matter is, don't blame me for not reminding you when you become a wanted criminal."
"I want to think about it...... I want to think about it...... Yes, there is hellfire in this yin and yang spring, or I will lead the hellfire to burn this villa...... But ......" the short and fat Taoist priest wanted to speak and stopped.
"What's wrong?"
"My mana is too shallow to ignite hellfire, unless I ......"
"Unless what?"
"To ...... Want...... To Shouyang ......"
"It's a waste of food for you to fucking live, besides, you should have died at my hands, your life is still alive, it was earned for nothing, and spending some Shouyang is a yarn." Wang stupidly scolded.
"It took me five years to shouyang to calculate you, and it took another five years to ignite hellfire this time...... Woohoo......"
"Look at you, you're only in your thirties, you shouldn't have a problem living to be seventy years old, even if it takes ten years, you can still live for thirty years, what are you anxious about?"
“…… All right. ”
Humpty Dumpty Daoist gritted his teeth, walked to the pit where the body was buried, took out some powder from his body, drew some mysterious symbols on the ground, and chanted words in his mouth.
"Please invite the three Tianzun of the three Qing and three realms, Taishang Laojun, Zhang Zhao Erlang, Yue Wang Patriarch Li Gongzhen, Dongshan Old Man, Nanshan Little Sister, Nanhai Guanyin, Fuxi Shennong, Xuanyuan Emperor, Thunder God Emperor, Pangu Holy King, Earth Mother Yuanjun, Jade Emperor, Hengshan Qilang, Luoshan Jiulang, Three Days Kaihuang, Wuyue Earth, Shenxiao Wangfu, Dragon and Tiger Xuantan Zhao Marshal, Sanmao Zhenjun, Five Stars and Twenty-Eight Nights, the gods and immortals are holding spells and spells, and the meat ball Taoist is willing to save all living beings from suffering, cure the sick and come back to life, subdue demons and eliminate evil, avoid evil, May the Kui Gang protect the body and be remarkable, a thousand calls for a thousand responses, ten thousand for all souls, not for self-spirits......"
"Meat Ball Taoist ......" Wang Duzheng listened attentively, and when he heard the Taoist priest reciting his name, he couldn't help but sneer.
"Oh, don't bother me!" The short and fat Taoist priest was interrupted by Wang Stupid, and he was angry.
"What's wrong?"
"I don't have enough mana, if I don't concentrate, I can't cast spells." Humpty Dumpty Taoist priest looked depressed.
"Okay, I won't interfere with you, you do it all over again." Wang Stupid grinned.
This time, the Humpty Dumpty Taoist priest did not directly recite the Qidu text, but took out a small cloth bag from his body and carefully took out the fragrant wax bowls and chopsticks from it.
"Damn, that's fine!" Looking at the bowl and the incense candle as thick as a toothpick, which were not much bigger than his fingers, Wang Fool looked surprised.
"Hey...... It is inconvenient to carry, a qiē from Jane, the ancestor has a large number of people, and it will not be strange. Humpty Dumpty sneered.
"Well, I won't bother you." Wang Fool walked away with a defeated face.
Humpty Dumpty nodded, his expression became stern, he lit three sandalwood sticks in the rice bowl in front of the Oriental altar, then knelt on the ground, burned three pieces of yellow paper, kowtowed three times, and used the middle finger of his right hand to draw a "ten" character on the ground, pressed the calf on the "ten" character, and pressed the right leg on the left leg, that is, a single disc style, sat on the ground, burned a spiritual talisman, and then closed his eyes slightly, his body was upright, his head was suspended, his nose was inhaled and exhaled nine times, and then his hands were placed in the shape of a ball in Xia Dan
“…… Sanmao Zhenjun, five stars and twenty-eight nights, the gods and immortals hold spells and spells, and the meat ball Taoist is willing to save all living beings from suffering, cure the sick and come back to life, subdue demons and eliminate evil, avoid evil, may Kui Gang protect the body and be remarkable, a thousand calls a thousand responses, ten thousand spirits, not called self-spirit...... Burst! ”
The short and fat Taoist priest suddenly bit his tongue, and a mouthful of blood sprayed on the rice.
A quick and complicated spell came out of the mouth of the short and fat Taoist.
"Boom!" With a bang, blue flames suddenly rose from the deep pit.
The flames were silent, spreading little by little, and a corpse that had fallen on the edge of the pit touched the flames and immediately turned to ashes......
"This is hellfire!" Looking at the corpse that had turned to ashes, Wang Du shuddered.
"Let's go!"
Seeing the blue flames spreading in the air, the short and fat Taoist suddenly became flexible, swept the utensils on the ground into his bag, and rushed out with a puff of smoke.
"Holy!"
Wang Fool saw that the short and fat Taoist priest had run away, and hurriedly ran out as well.
The two ran out of the courtyard of the villa directly, rushed out of the iron gate, and looked at the dark and dilapidated villa from a distance.
The blue flames didn't need a medium at all, and in just a few breaths, they spread, and the entire villa was submerged in flames.
It's a very eerie burn, silent.
The blue flame only burned little by little, and did not sway, and the sea breeze could not shake it, and it was filled with a mysterious and terrifying aura.
Incredibly, the villa, burned by the blue flames, actually turned into powder and collapsed.
The scene in front of him made Wang Fool unforgettable for the rest of his life.
The huge villa was completely reduced to ashes, leaving no residue, and even when it collapsed, it did not make the slightest sound.
The villa, which had originally stood in the darkness, had been razed to the ground, and the terrifying hellfire had begun to slowly extinguish.
In the distance, the siren of the 119 fire alarm was heard, and it was clear that someone nearby had called the police.
"Let's go, there's nothing left in this place." The short and fat Taoist priest shook his head, sighed, and walked towards the beach by the sea.
"Then the hellfire of Rausch will be extinguished?" Wang Stupid was a little worried.
"That's not the flame of this world, I just want him to burn and I don't have that mana to sustain it." Humpty Dumpty Taoist priest smiled bitterly.
"It's good to go out, it's good to go out." Wang Fool's heart palpitated, it was a flame that could burn a qiē.
"Now, we should worry about the white-haired girl." The short and fat Taoist priest looked at the boundless sea with a melancholy expression.
"What's there to worry about?" Wang Fool said disapprovingly.
"You don't know the danger of 魃, if you knew, you wouldn't say that." Humpty Dumpty Taoist priest sighed.
"Isn't it just a thousand miles of red land, I let her go to the other side of the sea, to cause trouble, but also to harm the country on the other side of the sea, and it is a bird matter for us."
"You let the white-haired girl go to the sea?" The short and fat Taoist priest was stunned.
"Yes."
"She listens to you?" The short and fat Taoist priest looked at Wang Stupid with an incredulous expression.
"Questions?"
"Did you give her the bone beads?"
"Yes."
"You dripping blood from the bone beads?"
"Yes."
"Oops." The short and fat Taoist priest was shocked.