Chapter 607: Do a pedicure
"Bang!" Tang Yulan held the grate in his hand and slapped Lu Ba to the ground, this time the force was surprisingly strong, and he actually bent and deformed the rain grate.
Lu Ba was directly shot and flew out more than three meters away, and his body smashed the leisure chair on the side of the road, and the fragments of the chair pierced his clothes and skin, and wood chips remained on his body.
"What a shame!" Tang Yulan shook his head, his mouth slurped, and then he raised the grate and slapped it at Lu Ba.
Lu Ba only suffered some flesh wounds, and there was no major problem. But his identity as a domineering demon king was actually teased by Tang Yulan, and the nameless anger in his heart had already risen to the sky, grabbing the rain grate with one hand and dragging it back, wanting to tear down this despicable guy, and then return the color.
"You want it!" Tang Yulan grabbed it, and the two of them grabbed it and twisted it, and the extremely strong grate was twisted into a twist.
"Let it go!" Lu Ba gritted his teeth viciously.
"If you want to say it, if you don't say how I will give it to you! Your family used to collect scrap, and this thing is so eye-catching. Tang Yulan let go suddenly.
Lu Ba was pulling hard, and there was no resistance on the other side, so he couldn't help but roll back again, his body was covered with slimy and dirty muddy water, and his body was cold from the wind, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.
Tang Yulan said with a smile: "There may be broken bottles and scraps of paper in the garbage basket over there, or you can pick up more, you are more or less a person with a bit of identity, you still have to pay attention to your image when you go out, I gave you all my favorite shoes, please call me Lei Feng!" ”
Lu Baqi was almost nervous, and hurriedly argued: "Your family is the one who collects waste!" This demon king is not finished with you today! He stood up, wiped his face, felt a strange smell on his hands, and almost vomited with nausea.
"Lao Tzu doesn't have time to continue pestering you, you won't be in menopause today, why are you so grumpy." Tang Yulan waved his hand and said, "Come here first today, go home and wash and sleep!" ”
"You're just going through menopause!" Lu Ba kicked his legs and leaped over.
"Damn, it's endless!" Tang Yulan didn't dodge, but blew his nose vigorously and threw it at Lu Ba.
Lu Ba stomped on the stone slab with his legs, stood there stiffly, and his anger was held back again, almost holding back his internal injuries, his eyes were frightened, and he held his head to dodge.
Tang Yulan shook his hand, smiled contemptuously, and said, "I can't see it, you still have a habit of cleanliness." Virgo's? ”
Lu Ba gritted his teeth, clenched his fists and said, "Phew! This Demon King is after sterility, and you have already angered me. ”02
02 Tang Yulan cocked his toes, and said angrily: "Yes, I still have two pairs of socks that I have treasured for many years, which have not been changed for half a year, and they contain a variety of rare bacteria, with a fragrant taste and a unique breath, if you want it, I can give it to you." ”
Lu Ba just took a step forward, and when he heard this, he stopped again and said sharply: "Tang Yulan, I might have spared your life, but now I have to kill you." After speaking, he rushed again in a hurry, hunting in rags, moving as swift as a rabbit, and there was a thunderous sound under his feet,As soon as he took a step, he suddenly felt empty under his feet, and the whole person fell towards the drainage channel.
Lu Ba's chest hit the well, and the whole person popped and deflated. Fortunately, he reacted quickly, pressed his hands on the ground, and his small body froze above the mouth of the grate.
"Haha...... Are you a tease invited by the monkeys? Tang Yulan couldn't help laughing, beating her stomach exaggeratedly, and tears spurted out of her eyes.
In the shops on both sides of the street, there were also people who saw Lu Ba's unlucky scene through the faint light, and they leaned back and laughed.
If it was said that before this incident, Lu Ba came to deal with Tang Yulan, it was just for Zong Bai's face and demands, and the two did not have a direct hatred. But now it's a different story. The dignified and domineering demon king, he is determined by his own temperament wherever he goes, he is what he says, he rarely reasoned with others, and when was he humiliated and embarrassed like this.
Lu Ba has never been so unlucky or embarrassed for decades, and he can't wait to immediately cramp Tang Yulan, drink blood, eat flesh and bones, and raise ashes, so as to relieve the hatred in his heart.
"Haha...... You...... Are you stupid? Why is there no movement? Tang Yulan just covered his face and made a stern face, but he couldn't help laughing again.
Lu Ba slapped his hands on the ground, the bluestone cracked and exploded, and with the power of recoil, he rushed out of the wellhead with great domineering, his legs were parted, and he stood firmly on the ground, and the sewage on his pants was dripping down.
"With your style, if you play the next "Waterway Terminator", you will definitely be a box office hit, and maybe you will become the idol of the sanitation aunt and win the glory of 'Excellent Propagandist of Urban Garbage Sweeper'!" Tang Yulan gave a thumbs up and praised seriously.
Lu Ba's eyes widened, and the green tendons on his forehead were agitated, like an angry bull staring at Tang Yulan, every word the other party said was very harsh, even if it was an exclamation point, he couldn't listen to it.
"Ahh A burst of applause, a sonic shock!
Lu Ba's feet shattered the bluestone, and he rushed over savagely, his fist popping out like a cannon.
"Damn, still fighting?!" Tang Yulan didn't look at it, kicked it over, and threw a few drops of muddy water on his socks.
Lu Ba was resolute, held his breath, didn't look at his fist, and hit Tang Yulan's feet in the heart.
Although the strength of the thighs is much stronger than that of the arms, the fists are hard and the hearts of the feet are soft. Tang Yulan felt a heart-piercing pain coming from the soles of his feet, and his whole body suddenly became sore and numb, and he took six or seven steps backwards, standing there grinning and gasping.
"Huhu...... Oh you, you...... You gave Lao Tzu a pedicure, so hard, my sweaty feet for more than 20 years may be cleaned by you once. ”
Lu Ba's old face turned red, and when he heard Tang Yulan's mouth ridiculing hard, the qi meridian and eight veins of qi and blood were retrograde, and he almost spurted blood, and shouted: "I'll kill you!" He took a deep breath and rushed over again.
Tang Yulan grabbed the socks and pulled them, after they were stained with muddy water, the socks gained weight, and when they were thrown out, they spun rapidly in the air, like an old rag.
Lu Ba slapped the socks away, and the socks flew across the street and slapped on an open wooden window, the socks shattered the glass, and the slap was so powerful that it was really terrifying.
"There's one more for you, too!" Tang Yulan rounded his arm and threw the socks out.
Lu Ba waved his hand again, and the sock was slapped into the crack of the door by him, and it fell into the porridge pot next to the counter with a snap.
"Amazing, if you play 'Fruit Warrior', you will definitely get a full score!" Tang Yulan praised and said, "But my socks are all gone, and my underwear can't be thrown to you, let's play another day!" With that, he turned around and ran.
Tang Yulan limped when he ran, and the soles of his feet were still very painful, but the speed of running out was faster than that of the Olympic gold medalist in the 100-meter sprint, and he went out twenty or thirty meters in the blink of an eye.
"Ahh Bastard! Lu Ba let out a thunderclap-like roar, his face couldn't be more ugly, the whole person was like an angry steam engine, his nostrils couldn't stop squirting out, and he stomped his feet and chased him out.
Soon, the two ran out of Ting'an Street one after the other.
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Zong Bai had usually studied how to kill people before, and rarely studied how to save people.
He shut himself in the big room and sat in the rosewood chair, anxiously waiting for news.
Time passed minute by minute, and the bitter tea on the table was already cold. Zong Bai had a hunch that the situation seemed to be a little unoptimistic. Particularly concerned about Ghost 613. Ghost No. 613 is particularly good at using poison, using poison to kill a person, sometimes much faster than a fist, and much more cruel.
If Yu Tiancan died, he didn't know how to explain to Jing Huaiying, let alone how to explain to the Prison Emperor.
"Am I wrong?" Zong Bai held his chin in his right hand and said distressedly: "However, I feel that I haven't done anything wrong, could it be that the will of the Prison Emperor has changed?" Still is...... By the way, Jing Huaiying seems to have had a relationship with Yu Tiancan in the past, will he unilaterally protect Yu Tiancan? It shouldn't be......"
Zong Bai rubbed his shriveled cheeks and sighed, "Am I confused?" How can you think of this mess, now I just hope that Liu Ming can come up with a way to rescue and solve this trouble at a critical moment! ”
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"Ahem......" Yu Tiancan coughed painfully, he wiped his face, and his hands were full of blood.
During the fight, his left arm was accidentally scratched by ghost No. 613, although he took some measures to save himself, but the poison still seeped into the blood a little, and he was in pain all over his body when he attacked.
Yu Tiancan felt that the muscles in his body seemed to be twisted with scissors, his skin seemed to be pricked by a thousand needles, his legs were numb and weak from pain, his arms didn't even have the strength to lift up, and his brain seemed to have stopped thinking.
Mr. Yu...... You're not going to be caught! Ghost 605 leaned against the wall with one hand and threatened, "You should know very well that this time we are targeting you alone. If you don't stop, I'll kill all your companions! ”
Three meters behind Yu Tiancan, Gao Shankui lay on the cold floor with a painful face. And on his left-hand side, Yoo Tai-nam was leaning against the corner, and there was no movement, he was too badly injured and had fallen into a coma.
When the two heard the movement, they ran over regardless of it, and Liu Tainan also dragged his injured body, and they all wanted to help Yu Tiancan, but the ghost was strong, and the two of them supported it without two moves, and they were beaten without the ability to fight.