Chapter 9 Encyclopedia of Modern Spoken Vocabulary
Xiao Huan'er changed into a pale cyan fringed skirt again, and put on a veil after grooming, she now wanted to eat a bowl of fragrant hand-made noodles, so she headed for the kitchen, and when she passed by the main house, she remembered that there was another sick number!
Lan Xi replied, "I can only make mung bean porridge." ”
Xiao Huan'er was speechless to herself, a big man's family, and he still expected to be able to go to the kitchen? It would be good to be able to go to the hall! So he said to Lan Xi: "Then you go and boil some mung bean porridge, remember to be thicker, and those who have not eaten in the courtyard are called to eat together, and at noon I am personally cooking some good dishes for everyone to eat together." ”
Lan Xi was strange for a while, it was clear that only the eldest lady and her brother were serving the eldest lady in a huge Fumei courtyard, why did the young lady's words mean that there were many people? Miss, what's wrong? But Lan Xi still responded: "Yes, miss." So he went to the kitchen.
Xiao Huan'er pushed open the door of the main house to visit Fusu, and as soon as she entered the door, she saw Fusu standing in front of the window blowing a gentle breeze, very leisurely. So the sickness is gone, Fusu knew that Xiao Huan'er was coming, but he didn't turn around, Xiao Huan'er leaned over and asked, "What are you looking at?" Xiao Huan'er had forgotten the fact that Fusu couldn't see when he stood in his eyes.
Fusu smiled: "What does Huan'er think I'm looking at?"
Xiao Huan'er looked at the half-human-tall gardenia bush behind the window, it was early autumn, and the white shadow had long been gone, she asked rhetorically: "Do you like gardenias?"
Fusu replied as if to himself: "Its fragrance is very charming, it is a thick purity, just like a girl I like, I only know that she is beautiful, not beautiful, but I have never seen her with my own eyes, what about Huan'er?"
Xiao Huan'er realized that Fusu couldn't see it at all, and she poked the sore spot of Fusu's little pot friend again! She replied guiltily: "Of course I like it, after all, gardenia is my birthday flower, by the way, to cure your eyes, you have to use the smallest young leaves of the gardenia tree into medicine!"
Fusu happily asked Xiao Huan'er: "Huan'er, who will be the first person you see after my eyes are cured?"
Xiao Huan'er habitually joked: "You stupid second dick, since my sister and I have cured you, of course the first person to see me will be me! Could it be that your eyes can still stick out and see yourself first?"
"Huan'er is right, I saw Huan'er first. But, Huan'er, I have a big question, is the 'stupid two dicks' from that holy text, famous book or allusion?"
Xiao Huan'er's smile on her face almost fell to the ground and shattered, but she soon recovered: "Wahahaha, you don't understand again, right? You people are also pretending to be sages and pretending to be knowledgeable, with long hair and short knowledge, this is from my famous book - "Encyclopedia of Modern Spoken Vocabulary"! It contains 18,765 high-quality spoken words, if you want to know more details, a book of twenty-five taels, a limited edition of one, the opportunity must not be lost, it will not come again, and it will be sold for a limited time! Oh ~ yes!"
Alas, poor Fusu is already confused. Is it full of new words like "stupid two dicks" and other new types of IQ for postgraduate examinations?
Xiao Huan'er saw that Fusu didn't react, so she spoke again: "Then you think about it first, I'll go back and prepare the materials needed for treatment." Bye-bye!" After saying that, Xiao Huan'er slipped out, she really wondered, why did she keep letting Fusu fall into contemplation?
At this time, Fusu wondered even more, is he terrible? Why does Huan'er always hide from herself? After Xiao Huan'er returned to the second room, she wrote a prescription and tidied up her clothes. I found out the silver that I had pit from Fusu yesterday, opened the delicate money bag and saw it, oh my God! It's gold! Xiao Huan'er almost fainted with joy.
She took out a tael of gold, pinned it to her waist, hid her money bag, and went out. Walking to the far gate, Lan Feng saluted respectfully, and Zhuan Huan'er ordered: "If someone comes to me and says I'm out, if she wants to go in, you say that I won't let anyone set foot in this courtyard for half a step, you know?"
"Understood, miss. ”
"Hmm. Xiao Huan'er turned around and stepped on the path towards the gate of the Protector's Mansion, and after walking for two minutes, Xiao Huan'er still didn't see the gate of the mansion, so she muttered: "How big is this old man's home! Could it be that I am lost?"
At this time, Xiao Qing'er, who was dressed unusually brightly, was surrounded by a group of maids and walked towards her, and she saw Xiao Huan'er walking alone from afar, and greeted her in order to understand yesterday's jealousy and have fun.
Xiao Qing'er pretended to be blessed and asked hypocritically: "Sister, where are you going alone?
Xiao Huan'er didn't intend to pay attention to her, a fox spirit! But this was her own fault, and she must take care of her mother well! Xiao Huan'er thought about this, and slowly spoke: "Sister Lao cares, but these people around my sister are really idle, holding the money in the house, but they don't know what they are here for, and they are not as noble as her sister's identity, is it possible that her sister is willing to fall?"
Xiao Qing'er gritted her teeth, this slut!" "My sister laughed, these people came after they had done everything, and the scenery in early autumn was also very charming." ”
"That sister's playfulness is really big, won't this be a waste of cultivation? The martial soul fighting competition is full of masters! Sister, I don't have any courage, I have no cultivation, does my sister want to come and accompany my sister in this muddy day?" After saying this, she pretended to cry and tried to cry.
Xiao Qing'er's lungs are about to explode! Why is this slut so articulate? Damn! Forcibly holding back the anger and hatred in her heart, she replied: "What my sister said is that I am grateful to my sister for her concession to let my sister and me ascend to the throne of the woman with the strongest spiritual power, fighting spirit, and true qi in Beijing, so I will definitely work hard to keep this honor for my sister." ”
Xiao Huan'er sneered in her heart, she was finally angry and began to bite people!"Then my sister has to stand firm, the higher she climbs, the more she falls! As a sister, I can only silently pray that my sister will not be crippled or ruined! Xiao Huan'er left such a paragraph, flicked her sleeves and walked away.
Xiao Qing'er stared at Xiao Huan'er's distant back, and all the fire in her belly was vented on these subordinates: "Look at what, get out! Get out of Miss Ben! It's all a bunch of waste!" The subordinates left in a hurry, leaving only Xiao Qing'er's henchman and maidservant, Ah Xiang. Ah Xiang is usually the most observant, of course, only for Xiao Qing'er, she persuaded: "Miss, don't be angry, since that waste annoys you, why don't you punish her?"