Gu Jihai asked Li Fatzi: "Is it important to have a small life or a car?" ”

The fat man replied, "Boy, you're still too tender." Misled by a work of art. Whether you love the car or not, you buy it for others to see, and only your life is your own. Of course, it is important to have a small life. ”

"Hehe, yes. I am young and don't know much. There are still a lot of questions that need to be answered. A successful person like Uncle Li who has been through ups and downs for a long time must have a unique understanding of world affairs that is difficult for others to achieve, and your wisdom has a wise reference for my growth. Gu Jihai lowered his eyebrows and complimented.

"That's"

The fat man was lightly held by the fart, and his heart suddenly burst into joy, and he suddenly felt that Gu Jihai's usually hateful face was also quite pleasing to the eye: "My fat man has eaten more salt than you have eaten, and you will benefit a lot from a fart to smell it." If you talk to you from the bottom of your heart, you won't become an immortal immediately. ”

"Then may I ask, Uncle Li, after your life-saving benefactor saved your life, he had a whim, wanted to test your humanity, deliberately pretended to be a coercion and asked for your BMW, what would you choose to do if you couldn't see through and guess the other party's intentions? This question is important, very important. ”

"Give it to him!"

The fat man waved his big hand, throwing a thousand dollars like pouring dung, and said arrogantly: "It's just a matter of hundreds of thousands, what is it." Don't even think about it! ”

"Does that person's gender affect your magnanimity?"

"No!"

"How's that old?"

"No!"

"Where's the tall, short, fat and thin?"

"No!"

"What about black and white?"

"What the hell are you trying to say, boy? It's not a blind date looking for a wife, how can there be so many chirps? The fat man's face was full of impatience, he tasted a little Gu Jihai's bad intentions, but he couldn't grasp the key point for a while, and he had a vague foreboding in his heart: "No!" ”

"Well, I appreciate your open-mindedness."

Gu Jihai put away his courteous smile and replaced it with an ordinary cool stinky fart: "Give me your car keys?" ”

"What for?"

The fat man was holding the car keys, confused.

"I've given you guidance several times to avoid falling into the trap of nirvana, although I didn't know how to pull you back from the brink of death, but no matter what, it's a lifesaver for you."

Gu Jihai said with words: "Now you, the life-saving benefactor, I, because I don't have a transportation vehicle, I have lost my identity, and I want to collect your car unconditionally, there is no negotiation!" ”

"Bring the keys, you, the car is mine now!"

Gu Jihai snatched the key of Li Fatman's car, and turned around to leave only a coquettish back of his head.

"Ugh"

The fat man looked at Gu Jihai who was walking away in a daze, and his chubby head suddenly froze.

"Bastard boy! Are you a shameless high school student who was admitted to a shameless university and then graduated shamelessly? Don't you dare to be more shameless! Suddenly, the fat man's mournful tone resounded through the parking lot.

"Ah!"

Seeing that the fat man was pitiful, Gu Jihai turned his head and comforted the fat man: "I'm joking with you, I haven't driven for a long time, and my hands are a little itchy, so I borrowed it from you for a ride, and I'll give it to you later, of course, provided that it hasn't been scrapped before returning it to you!" ”

In the latter sentence, Gu Jihai muttered to himself, saying it to himself, and lowered his score, but he was still clearly understood by the fat man at the tip of his ear.

So the fat man's right eye jumped suddenly, as if he had a premonition that his beloved BMW would never come back.

"Boom, boom, boom,"

The bright moonlight BMW of the fat man, under the operation of the 'master' Gu Jihai, roared fiercely, rushed forward violently, and the BMW wailed violently and turned off!

"Hehe, it's been a long time, I'm a little rusty, I haven't stepped on the clutch well, this time it will definitely not be!"

Gu Jihai's embarrassed smiling face poked out of the cockpit window, and he explained with a smile to the fat man who was in pain.

"Boom~~~"

The BMW engine started again, this time there was no dead fire for a long time, and the fat man breathed a sigh of relief.

It's good that this stinky boy isn't lying, or my car

"Bang dang!"

Before the fat man could finish rejoicing in his heart, the piercing voice sounded poignantly.

If you look closely, it was his car that hit the wall behind the parking space.

"Bastard boy, you can't drive!"

"I'm sorry. I hung up the wrong gear, hung into the reverse gear, and stepped on the accelerator a little hard, I originally wanted to accelerate violently, quickly hang up the high-speed gear, play a drift, show off my car skills, and open your eyes. It doesn't matter, I'll try again, this time it won't. ”

"Stinky boy, my little ancestor, I've opened my eyes, please don't play any drifting, don't you? You've drifted, but the important thing is that you've drifted me! ”

"Okay, okay, Zhilu said. Rotten, stubborn, what's wrong with drifting, and I haven't crossed the ocean. ”

Gu Jihai said impatiently, his face was a little depressed.

"Boom~~~~"

Gu Jihai finally drove the car out of the parking space and drove towards the road.

"Knock, knock, knock"

The heavy BMW was driving in the flat parking lot, not only maintaining forward motion, but also doing invincible work up and down!

I'll it!

Needless to say, Gu Jihai must have put the low gear into the high-speed gear, the actual speed can't keep up, the real-time speed of the engine hasn't come up, and the BMW with excellent performance is making a revolution!

looked at the fat man who was clubbing on the spot, and saw that he watched his good 'life-saving benefactor' Gu Jihai drive his BMW away with a blood-colored and hideous eyeballs that wanted to eat people!

"Bastard boy, you're in the wrong gear!"

"What's your name? Don't I know the way myself? You see, I just wanted to shift overgear, by your roar, my heart was shocked, my hand shook, and I hung from the fourth gear to the fifth gear, originally this car danced a square dance, and it was quite calm, but you made such a fuss, and it turned into a crazy disco. ”

"Really, irritating!"

Gu Jihai's complaint was muttered here, and the loud tenor voice of the parking lot security guard had already sounded on the other side: "Ah, you hit the wall with such a big hole, damn it, you want to go to heaven." Lose money and lose money. Pay Lao Tzu fifty, pay the boss one hundred. ”

"Can I pretend I don't know?"

"Just got a snuff out of that nasty bastard kid, and now I'm going to take my wallet again. I've been here for so long, and I haven't earned a single copper plate, so I poured my pockets out. If this continues, one day my precious daughter will not be able to work and study. No, I have a bit of a headache! ”

The fat man's eyes suddenly darkened, the world swirled, and his blood pressure suddenly became a little high.