Thinking of the past, I burst into tears: that year, I saw a car accident, and immediately called the police to save people, but the police not only scolded me, but also detained me for a few days. I'm really sad. Can't you call the police if you see a car accident on TV!? 2. Question: Can it be said that people with better family backgrounds are more willing to work hard, while people with average family backgrounds will be content with ordinary? Answer: A sentence from Gintama: "Unlike you young masters, we do our best just to live." Welcome everyone to the starting point Chinese network, support the genuine doppelganger chasing beautiful eyebrows, ask for subscription, ask for recommendations 3, ten years without a salary increase, often unpaid overtime, this year even eat an apple to buy their own occupation, but always get the cynicism of netizens. The editor is indignant about this! With such a high-spirited and selfless team, why can't Lao Tzu get in after a few years of taking the exam? 4. Police: Open the door! Miss: Sleeping, who? Police: Sweep pornography! Miss: My husband and I went out to play. Sweep your sister! Police: Then open the door. Let me see. The lady urgently communicated with the guest in the room. The door opened three minutes later. The police and the young lady were suddenly dumbfounded. Miss: It's you! You were so amazing that day! Necrotic...... Police: Why are you in the groove! Didn't I call you not to come out tonight? Miss: What are you afraid of? Police: I can't protect you this time. The young lady looked behind her: You're all here!! Long time no see. Police: Retreat. 5. How can you tell what type of girlfriend you are? It can be summed up in two words. Quiet girls like to say "I understand" to you; Sister girls like to say "I'm here" to you; Spoiled girls like to say "I don't" to you; Coquettish girls like to say "I want to" to you; Second, girls like to say "fuck" to you. 6. Fill a small car with 300, and then the driver gives the money and leaves. He took the 300 and looked at it, and then shouted excitedly: ", you promise you haven't seen it, there are actually three coins with the same number!" Guaranteed to be out of print............ Wait, what's wrong.......... 7. A 30-year-old software technician in the company got all done in five days from blind date to engagement, and came back to work today. Goo said that his girlfriend was beautiful and rich. But she didn't come back from Dongguan, she was ...... Guangzhou. 8. Yesterday I saw a Toyota, one foot on the accelerator, ,,,, my Xiali actually overtook it, and I saw a BMW in front of me, one foot on the accelerator, and ,,, overtook it, I thought about what, my driving skills have improved again, I was thinking, a big Hummer with a light was exceeded by me a long way, and after a while, a police car in front of me stopped me, this whole speed limit!

One 2B came to the recruiter and excitedly asked, "How much salary can you give me when I come to work in your company?" The recruiter replied, "We will give you 1,500 yuan a month now and 2,600 yuan a month after 3 months." He happily said, "Great, then I'll be on time in 3 months!" "2. I went to the office to deliver materials, and I saw the director holding a mobile phone with a photo of a child on the phone. I saw that this kid was very cute, but he didn't seem to look like the director. I asked, "Director Li, this is your son, right?" It looks like you. The director smiled and said, "Oh? Is it? Really similar to me? I was a little humble and said, "Yes, look at this mouth and nose, it's exactly like yours." At this time, the eldest sister in the office blushed next to her and said, "Xiao Cui, don't talk nonsense, that's my mobile phone!! "3. I worked overtime today, and I hurried home after I was busy, and my colleague Brother Liu asked me: "Xiao Sun, what are you doing in such a hurry?" ”

The clouds and the moon are injured in the dust

A leaf drifts thousands of miles long

Who said that the infatuation changed his face

But the words are drizzling next to the rainbow (to be continued......)