Chapter 288: Witty Fun (10)
Little Dragon Girl
Brother Q: What a graceful name
Little Dragon Girl: Isn't it?
Brother Q: Are you the little dragon girl who took Yang Guo to practice?
Little Dragon Girl: Hmm
Brother Q: The kind of method you used when you took Yang Guo to practice is rare in the world
Little Dragon Girl: It makes you feel rare
Brother Q: Do you still remember the practice plot of Hanyu as a bed?
Little Dragon Girl: Oh, there is such a thing, it's rare that you still remember this little thing
Brother Q: Otherwise, how can you train Yang Guo, who is a great man?
Little Dragon Girl: Is it so amazing, why didn't I think of it
Brother Q: Jin Yong didn't summarize it for you
Little Dragon Girl: How did he sum it up?
Brother Q: You don't know yet
Little Dragon Girl: How can I know
Brother Q: Hey, I'm so stupid
Xiaolongnu: Then you can tell me, is it okay?
Brother Q: Then I'll tell you about it
In "The Condor Heroes", Xiaolongnu and Yang Guo chose Hanyu as their bed in order to practice. At the beginning of the bed, the cold is difficult to endure, and the whole body is used to fight against it, and over time, the habit becomes natural, and the practice is also in the sleep. Ordinary people practice, there is always a time to sleep, practice is against the sky, the flow of qi and blood is different from usual, sleep as before, the power consumption of their usual practice to a few percent. The cold jade bed has been practiced for a long time, not only does it not consume the power of the day, but it increases the power even more. Therefore, one year is worth ten years
Little Dragon Girl: It's really exciting
Brother Q: Actually, asking for hardships to deal with challenges is not equivalent to creating difficulties for yourself", this practice, like the practice of cold jade for the bed, also helps to enhance people's skills, practice a strong skill, and naturally be able to tolerate suffering and conquer suffering to obtain happiness and joy
Little Dragon Girl: You can imagine it
Brother Q: Thank you for bringing us the practice method of using Hanyu as a bed!
Drinking buddies
Brother Q: Ha, I can find you
Drinking buddy: Why, you're so happy to see me
Brother Q: Look. I didn't look for so many chat friends, so I came to you
Drinking buddy: That's why?
Brother Q: Isn't there a song in which a friend comes and has good wine?
Drinking buddy: I've got some good wine
Brother Q: Friendship is cultivated, lubricated and strengthened through guò wine
Drinking friends: It's rare that you still know wine like this, we are really drinking friends
Brother Q: There are too many topics about wine, I don't know what special feelings Brother Jiu has?
Drinking buddy: Where are you from?
Brother Q: Northeasterners
Drinking friends: Fellow countrymen, can you call them drinking friends, don't you respect me, I respect you, respect left and right, until the wine is less than a thousand cups of confidants, and finally drink on your back. Five horses and spears, drunk and confused, not sober people
Brother Q: I feel the same way, but now some people say that moderation on the wine table is a sign of maturity and wisdom
Wine friend: It makes sense, I also summarized the three theories of the wine table: the wine table is a concentrated expression of social relations; It is an important link in social interaction; It is an important stage for social activities
Brother Q: It's quite general, and there is a connection between wine and passion
Drinking buddy: Call No. 1 to come to No. 1
Brother Q: Financial help heroes drink to help courage, wine strengthens heroes, and Wu Song fights tigers. It is the power of eighteen bowls of wine; Kangxi paid tribute to the heroic spirit at the Qiansu banquet to commemorate the 60th anniversary of his imperial government; The blood is an alliance, and it is also a table of heroes cherishing heroes; Go to the battlefield and toast to the feat; Triumphant. then drink heartily
Drinking friends: As for the gathering between friends, whether you dare to drink or not has become a touchstone to verify the sincerity of your friends' feelings, there is a good saying. If you ask him to make a glass of wine, he won't dare to drink it, what else can he do for you? Some drinking friends said that they would rather hurt their bodies than their feelings, and some friends even put their wine in a nationalist color. Chinese may not have found a better way to express their feelings other than alcohol.
Brother Q: You see, the promotion of such a cultural atmosphere, can there not be that kind of vigorous scene at the wine table, this is exactly what I want to tell you, you can't take wine as a touchstone of friendship, wine culture has gone to the opposite, in peacetime, there is no need to hurt the body in order to defend the feelings, if you really hurt the body of a friend because of drinking, you have a cerebral hemorrhage, heart attack, diabetes, high blood pressure, gout, etc., which will cause a burden to your wife and children, I am afraid that you will regret it, let alone say what image. Ethos, wait
Drinking buddy: How can you maintain your high passion in peacetime with an empty gun without bullets?
Brother Q: What's the high point?
Drinking buddy: I have to use wine to keep it up
Brother Q: People now talk about a healthy and happy life, the style of drinking naturally began to change, northerners go to the south, where they only prepare wine for dinner, and the restaurant is not as noisy as the north due to the interest of drinking, and the north has also begun to have this change, all kinds of drinks are placed on the table, and the guests are willing to drink can pour it themselves, or a few people who are willing to drink can improvise a few glasses
Drinking friends: This is a welcome change, we should cherish it, work hard to consolidate and further promote this change, and prevent a resurgence, and the untimely death of the Russian prohibition law is a lesson
Brother Q: Do you have any other experience with wine?
Drinking friend: It's really another special experience, to tell you the truth, once when I was half-drunk and slightly drunk, I saw a lady, and her moment in my mind froze, which brought a pleasing and wonderful hallucination, and produced an experience like "looking for her in a dream a thousand degrees". Later, when I saw the prototype of reality again, I felt a little inexplicably frustrated because of the gap with the illusion. Perhaps, the excitement and anesthetic effect produced by the stimulation of alcohol may cause the blurring of consciousness, coupled with the stimulation of suitable objects in the outside world, and may generate and evaporate in the human mind a more beautiful illusion beyond reality, and the various shortcomings, defects, and deficiencies of the reality prototype, and the less perfect places, will be magically evaporated
Brother Q: But, I want to advise you, don't be nostalgic like Jia Baoyu, it's better to go back to reality and increase your concentration
face
Brother Q: You love face very much?
Face: Oh no, I hate face
Brother Q: Why, isn't face a sense of self-protection, aren't you willing to protect yourself?
Face: Forget it, what is that called self-protection?
Brother Q: I don't understand
Face: That is to die to save face and suffer sin, it is self-deception!
Brother Q: I've always felt that saving face is self-esteem, how did I become like this?
Face: I heard such a story when I was a child
There was a poor man who hung a piece of pigskin on the door of his house, and every time he went out, he had to wipe his mouth with that piece of pigskin. One day, a guest came to the house, and the child shouted: Daddy! Father! The piece of pigskin you used to wipe your mouth every day was taken away by the dog! After the guests left, the child was beaten well
Brother Q: It's very interesting, you can't say it in public, it's embarrassing
Face: Sometimes, I am already full of ugliness, and I think I am very face-saving and face-giving
Brother Q: Who is that?
Face: Drunkard
Brother Q: Don't say that, drunkards, Chinese people, the most taboo thing for others to give them the things that can't get off the stage in front of them, if you really do this, he will hang you on the stage!
Face: So, I like to hide and detour
Brother Q: Doesn't it complicate a simple problem?
Face: Talking and spitting, doing things with mud and water
Brother Q: Sometimes white-faced, sometimes black-faced, sometimes smiling, sometimes straight-faced
Face: It has become a habit to look at people's faces and act on people's faces, and watch people put down dishes
Brother Q: Are you tired?
Face: You say, is face annoying
Brother Q: Do you mean that you should lose face, you don't want it, you don't want it, you don't give it if you don't give it?
Face: Keep that pitiful self-esteem in your heart, and let go of your hands and feet to do things
Brother Q: It's so free-flowing
Face: Thank you for giving me face!
respect
Brother Q: It seems that you are a very civilized person
Respect: Of course, or how to call it respect
Brother Q: But I don't know what you respect
Respect: I respect everything
Brother Q: Not necessarily
Respect: Then you say, what do you respect?
Brother Q: I respect things that have emotions and personalities, and I also respect things that can bring benefits to us human beings, such as nature
Respect: Me too
Brother Q: If you respect this, what can you bring?
Respect: I have a puppy at home, called smart, but really smart, quite understanding, knowing that I am very lonely, I can be kind to me, as soon as I am home, it revolves around me, and often kisses me
Brother Q: Ah
Respect: If I go on a business trip, I have to spend a lot of money to hire someone to wait for the puppy, and ask the hired person to feed it regularly, the food standard is 20 yuan a day, bathing, making the bed, coughing, but the hired person said that he would not do anything, you said, I paid him more than he went to work
Brother Q: What's the reason for that?
Respect: Actually, it's nothing, it's just the smell of dogs when he kisses a puppy
Brother Q: Ah, that's so respectful (to be continued......