"Love. Funei. Clothing? ”

Xiao Yan lost his voice, and his surprised eyes were about to fall out, "Xu Jin Qiao, do you think I have the ability to do that thing?" ”

The corners of Xu Jin Qiao's mouth twitched, "Isn't it?" ”

Xiao Yan covered his face with his hands, and didn't want to say a word to him for a long time, what did this man have in his head? Is she hungry? Thirsty? Could it be that she is always planning how to be sexual? Seduce him?

Really! It's too much!

She's actually a very reserved woman, okay?

Xu Jin Qiao was also depressed, his face was dark, and he muttered to her, "Since it's not love. Funei. Clothes, so what are you doing hiding and tucking? ”

Xiao Yan pouted, "It's an insoles, for your leather shoes." You forgot to ask me later, and I forgot to tell me, and I didn't mean to hide it from you. ”

"Insoles?" Xu Jin Qiao was surprised, and then chuckled happily, "Bao'er, you can actually make insoles?" I haven't seen you for a few days, and I should be impressed! ”

Xiao Yan shook his head proudly, "Of course, I know how to do a lot of skills, don't look down on me!" ”

Xu Jin Qiao purified his lips and expressed his mood in a playful tone, "Don't dare, my little wife is versatile, I am extremely moved and excited!" ”

"Little wife?"

Xiao Yan's eyes widened when he heard this, and he asked angrily, "What kind of little wife am I?" Who's your big wife? ”

"Because you're younger than me." Xu Jinqiao glanced at her from the rearview mirror, crying and laughing, "The little wife is a nickname, not a big or small one, I don't have the blessing to accept two wives." ”

Xiao Yan snorted, "If you dare, I'll ......"

"That's it?"

"I'll just stay put, and when I'm pregnant, I'll sneak away, and then take your baby to marry another man, and see each other in a few years, and the baby will call your uncle......"

"Huh!"

Xu Jin Qiao couldn't help laughing, and sighed helplessly, "Bao'er, you have watched too many bloody romance dramas, right?" All day long, my mind is full of blind thoughts! ”

Xiao Yan giggled, "I'm an actor, I must learn to imitate!" ”

However, at this time, no one expected that in the near future, half of them would be a word of Chengji......

……

Arriving at the Qiao family's old house, Cayenne had just driven into the Chinese-style courtyard villa, and Qiao Yufan threw out a string of firecrackers, which suddenly crackled and blew people's ears.

Belle was frightened, hurriedly hid in Xiao Yan's arms, covered her little ears with both hands, and whispered, "Mom, I'm afraid of ......"

Xiao Yan hurriedly coaxed the little girl, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, this is a firecracker, there is a celebration of the New Year!" ”

Xu Jin Qiaojun's face was covered with black lines, he hit the left of the steering wheel, parked the car far away, and then turned off the engine and got out of the car, but the first thing was not to pick up Xiao Yan's mother and daughter, but to stride over, accurately grabbed Qiao Yufan's ears, and solemnly taught this cousin who has loved pranks since he was a child, "Stinky boy, don't you have itchy skin?" Go and carry your cousin and niece out, if the little girl doesn't forgive you, you will face the wall for me for two hours! ”

"Sizzle......" Qiao Yufan bared his teeth and begged for mercy, "Cousin, you have wronged me, I am warmly welcoming the arrival of my cousin and niece, don't you have to welcome the New Year?" ”

"Haha......"

The laughter that sounded behind him one after another, embarrassed Qiao Yufanjun's face flushed, but he didn't dare to resist, so he had to smile and say, "Cousin, I was wrong......

"Really?" Xu Jin Qiao refused to let go, and the smile on his lips was dangerous.

Qiao Yufan swallowed his saliva, his scalp was numb, and he suddenly had an idea, and shouted loudly in the direction of Cayenne, "Cousin-in-law, help!" Cousin, you can't die without help, I also helped you......"

"Damn, that's okay?" Ni Lang smacked his tongue and expressed extreme contempt.

Ni Rui covered her mouth and smiled, "Third cousin is a good dogleg!" ”

Xu Jin Qiao let go, kicked Qiao Yufan instead, and ordered, "Go quickly!" ”

Qiao Yufan hurriedly rushed to Cayenne, the speed was comparable to a 100-meter race, which made everyone laugh wildly, Qiao Xi'an put his hands in his trouser pockets, and said neatly, "Those who know the times are Junjie!" The third child is still quite far-sighted! ”

"Poof!" Ni Lang couldn't stop laughing more and more, "The third cousin is a wall grass at all, okay?" In the middle of the night, he wanted to beat his cousin-in-law, and after the worst incident, he even scared his cousin-in-law and sent her to the hospital for rescue! ”

"Huh?" Xu Jin Qiao just turned around, planning to pick up Xiao Yan, when he heard this, he stopped, and squinted at Ni Lang, "There is still this matter?" Why didn't anyone tell me? ”

Ni Lang was shocked, hurriedly silenced, "Hehe" laughed dryly, "No, it's nothing, I'm talking nonsense......"

Xu Jin Qiao's gaze swept over the remaining two, Ni Rui's face was on the left, Qiao Xi'an's face was on the right, and he shook his head at the same time with a tacit understanding, "I don't know anything about it......"

"Concealment and cover-up, the crime is added to the first degree!" Xu Jin Qiao pursed his lips and slowly spit out eight words.

The effect is remarkable, at the critical moment, the brother is used to betray, and the three of them immediately changed their confessions, "That thing is true!" And Qiao Xi'an smiled gently like an angel, "It was Qiao Yufan's coercion and temptation, and we reluctantly joined him when we were brothers." ”

At that time, Qiao Yufan was obeying the order and walking towards this side with Belle on his back, Xiao Yan closed the car door, followed behind with his bag, and from a distance, when he heard Qiao Xi'an's addition from falling into the well, his head suddenly rushed to blood, and he shouted with black lines on his face, "Can we play happily together in the future?" You guys are so unkind! ”

"Haha......"

A few unkind guys, laughing more and more uncontrollably, Qiao Yufan exploded his lungs, and he also distracted the little ancestor on his back, one bite at a time, "Baby Belle, can you forgive your cousin, okay just once?" Whatever toys, new clothes, delicious and fun you want, my cousin will buy them for you! ”

Belle shook her little head, "I want to ride a big horse, will my cousin agree?" ”

"Riding a big horse? What kind of Malaysia? Playground in the amusement park? As soon as Qiao Yufan heard that there was a play, he immediately asked.

Xiao Yan smiled sullenly, and didn't point it out very badly.

Belle smiled and explained Qiao Yufan's confusion, "Riding a big horse is not in a playground, it's my cousin who lets me ride it as a big horse!" ”

"What!"

Qiao Yufan was simply stunned, he wanted to cry without tears, "Don't you play like this, right?" Why don't you let your daddy, your second cousin, and your fourth cousin be the horses? They are all more handsome than me, and they are high-end and high-end in Malaysia......"

"Brother, don't be modest, you are uninhibited, the jade tree is in the wind, we are ashamed of ourselves, no one can compare to you!"

"That's right, third cousin, don't be humble, Belle is looking up to you, you can't let the little girl down!"

"I believe that the third cousin must be an idol-level horse that has never been seen before!"

Qiao Yufan's sad persuasion was soon drowned out by three unkind voices, and Xu Jin Qiao raised his lips calmly, "Ah Fan, I'm also optimistic about you, come on!" ”

Qiao Yufan's legs were weak, and he almost knelt down......

"Xi'an, Ni Lang, follow me to carry gifts." Xu Jin Qiao ignored him anymore, turned his head and ordered, "Xiaorui, you take Xiao Yan in first, and we will come in later." ”

"Great!"

Ni Rui jumped over happily, intimately grabbed Xiao Yan's arm, and then pinched the little girl's tender little face by the way, "Baby, I'm my cousin!" ”

"Hello cousin!" Belle was crisp and calling, and smiled politely and bent her little mouth.

Qiao Yufan strode into the foyer with the little girl on his back, and discussed aggrievedly, "Let's go upstairs and find a room where no one is there to ride a big horse, okay?" ”

"Hee-hee, is my cousin afraid of other people's jokes?" Belle was a little elf, and her eyes narrowed with a smile.

Qiao Yufan was completely black, "You little brat, can you not be so smart?" ”

"How can I be so stupid as my mother? Mom has already given Daddy a headache, and I can't make any more mess with Daddy. Belle said solemnly.

Qiao Yufan was speechless, should he praise this child for being sensible, or praise her for being black-bellied? Damn, whose seed is this girl?

Ni Rui invited Xiao Yan into the door and shouted, "Auntie, aunt, aunt, mother, grandfather, cousin and sister-in-law are here!" ”

When Xiao Yan heard this, she immediately became restrained, everyone of the same generation had already known each other, but it was the first time for the elders to meet, she couldn't help but be nervous and cramped, and whispered with dry saliva, "Ni Rui, you, don't shout loudly......"

"Oh, don't be afraid, my aunt and uncle are very kind, and they have heard of you for a long time, but they have never had the opportunity to see you, so they are looking forward to your coming!" Ni Rui smiled comfortingly, took out a new pair of slippers from the shoe cabinet and gave them to Xiao Yan, and said, "Today's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, but the eldest aunt, the second aunt, and my mother made it themselves, and the nanny went home for the New Year, so the three sisters-in-law are working in the kitchen at this time!" ”

"Really? Then I'll help! Xiao Yan was surprised, and hurriedly lowered his head to change his shoes, thinking of doing his best.

Ni Rui stopped her, "Don't, you're a guest today, you can't do it, I'll just go and help." ”

"It's okay, I can cook home-cooked food, and besides, you treat me as a guest, and I'm not comfortable." Xiao Yan insisted, changed his shoes, and pulled Ni Rui to walk in, asking, "Where is the kitchen?" I'm a junior, let the elders work in the kitchen, I sit and wait for food, I definitely can't help it. ”

The kitchen on the first floor was in a corner, and the sound of the range hood was too loud, so that the busy people did not hear Ni Rui's shout just now, Ni Rui persuaded Xiao Yan not to move, so she really took her to the kitchen, pushed open the kitchen door, and she announced loudly, "Three beauties, please look back, our cousin Xiao Yan is here!" ”

The eldest aunt was washing mushrooms, and when she heard this, she turned around and smiled happily, "Ouch, it's here!" ”

"This is the Xiao Yan girl who haunts our Ah Qiao!" The second aunt was cutting vegetables, and the kitchen knife was put aside, she turned around and looked at Xiao Yan carefully, and said with a smile.

Xiao Yan's face was flushed, she hurriedly bowed, and said gently, "Three aunts, hello!" Happy New Year! ”

"Xiaorui, how did you bring people to the kitchen? It's a choking smoke here! Qiao Nian opened his mouth and counted Ni Rui first, and then smiled at Xiao Yan slightly, "What is your aunt?" Ah Qiao decided that you would not marry, so you can call me aunt as Ah Qiao! Anyway, it's only a matter of time! ”

"That's it, Xiao Yan should change his name to call me aunt!"

"Oh no, we're not ready to change the lipstick envelope yet!"

"Yes, yes, this number of etiquette can't be less, stay for a while and change your words at the dinner table, Xiao Yan toasts us, let's send red envelopes!"

The three women were taken aback, not only Ni Rui and Xiao Yan were dumbfounded, but even the few men who followed behind were amused, Xu Jin Qiao squeezed in, grabbed Xiao Yan's shoulder, and said with a smile, "Aunts and aunts, don't scare Xiao Yan, she is timid, this change of words, there are not so many courtesies, don't prepare red envelopes, Xiao Yan can call you directly with me." ”

"How's that going to work?" The eldest aunt glared and said very seriously, "Marriage matters, we can't be afraid of trouble, we men must prepare what we should prepare, and we can't wronged the new daughter-in-law!" ”

The second aunt also nodded in agreement, "That is, no matter who brings back your brothers to find a girlfriend who is considered to be married, our family can't wronged other girls, do you know the way?" ”

"Ouch Mom, how many gifts are you going to give my future daughter-in-law? How much money do you pay for changing your mouth? Qiao Yufan is an idle goods, and when he heard the excitement here, he ran over and asked with interest.

The second aunt picked up a spatula and knocked it towards Qiao Yufan, "You bring it back for me first!" Do you dare? Do you dare to bring a girlfriend home for your mother? ”

"Oh my God, women are really difficult, they use force at every turn, how can you be virtuous with my father?" Qiao Yufan hugged his head and ran away, fleeing a few steps away, still shouting in his mouth, "Just because you two elders are so fierce, can I marry a daughter-in-law?" Which daughter-in-law dares to enter the door? All scared away! ”

"Ha Lu Ha ......" Ni Lang laughed out loud, "The third cousin is really in dire straits!" Did this horse ride? I want to watch! ”

As he spoke, he chased after Qiao Yufan, and soon there was a sound of laughter and slapstick outside, so unhappy!

The eldest aunt glanced at Qiao Xi'an and sighed loudly, "There is a literary and artistic young man in my family, and my mother also follows literature and art, but I also don't have a daughter-in-law!" I really don't know what year and month I will be able to hold my grandson! ”

"Ahem, I'll go upstairs to see grandpa." Qiao Xi'an smacked his lips and immediately retreated smartly.

The eldest aunt beat her chest angrily, "This kid, his dad and friend introduced a few good girls, he didn't even look at it, and the scandal with the female star in the entertainment industry, that one has a closer relationship, but no one is serious, hey!" ”

Hearing this, Xiao Yan immediately thought of Li Jiaying, and wondered if Li Jiaying had a play......

"Now, Ah Qiao and Xiaorui have the other half of the candidates, let's look forward to these two children getting married as soon as possible!" The second aunt also sighed helplessly.

Ni Ruiqiao's face flushed, "I'm so young, I don't want to get married early!" ”

"Feel like you're young now? You and Wen Seung-hyuk...... Why don't you think you're young at that time? Qiao Nian crossed her hands on her hips, and hated the number of people who couldn't make steel, until now she still felt sorry for her daughter being forced. Storm!

Ni Rui immediately ran away, covering her ears and fleeing from the land of right and wrong!

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PS: I don't know if you think this kind of bland plot is interesting, I'm so boring to write......