Chapter 321, whoever wins the battle will go with whom!
Chapter 321, whoever wins the battle will go with whom!
Fang Yan didn't wear a green shirt, and his only green shirt was torn to shreds during the battle with Baili Road.
He carried several bottles of spirits, which were gifts prepared by Lu Chaoge for the old drunkard. Of course, those things and some other gifts were packed into boxes, and Fang Yan couldn't bring them to the plane.
All he brought with him on the plane were his mobile phone, wallet, documents and two living treasures.
"I think that stewardess is so beautiful, with a melon seed face and white skin—" Fang Haohan said with wide eyes.
"I like that goose egg face, there are two small dimples when I laugh, and I want to jump into the dimples and get drunk-" Fang Yingying also said with a face full of intoxication.
"You can't jump in if you're so fat, right?" Fang Haohan kindly reminded.
"Fang Haohan, can you speak? How did I get fat? I'm sturdy -- do you know what it means to be sturdy? Fang Hero jumped like thunder. He hates the two things that others say that he is fat and accuse him of not being as handsome as his junior uncle Fang Yan.
"Even if you jump in—" Fang Haohan continued to mend the knife. "That's not drunkenness, it's stoned to death—"
"Fang Haohan, our friendship ends here today."
"You stole Uncle Xiao's "Twelve Techniques of the Jade Room"-"
Fang Yingying was shocked, and said with a pale face: "Starting tomorrow, you will be my eldest brother." ”
Fang Yan's gaze withdrew from the "Air Travel" magazine in his hand, looked up at the sneaky Fang Yingying Fang Haohan and said: "An idle book, which I stuffed into my arms when I left home - I can't figure it out, what are you two old virgins doing studying that kind of science?" ”
Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan glanced at each other, bowed their heads and said nothing.
"What? Still too embarrassed to say it? ”
Fang Yingying said-" Fang Haohan wants to push Fang Yingying out of the top cylinder again.
Fang Yingying learned to be smart this time, it was better to confess if he was betrayed by Fang Haohan, and hurriedly said: "I think we must always have one place to be better than Uncle Xiaoshi." Uncle Xiao is so good, we are under a lot of pressure around you. ”
"And then?"
"We can be fat, we can be ugly, but we can't be without self-esteem. We want to win you once, we want to get ahead of you—"
"And then?"
"We want to end our virginity before you do."
"Innocence?" Fang Yan looked at Fang Yingying's bun face with a shocked expression, and said, "You didn't have this thing when you were born, right?" ”
"Uncle Junior, I'm talking about virginity—chaste chastity. Virgin. Fang Yingying said with a red face.
"Virgin?" After Fang Yan thought about it, he slapped Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan on the head, and said with a sneer: "I'm afraid your wish is going to be frustrated, right?" I'm long ahead of you. ”
"You don't." Fang Yingying gritted his teeth and said.
"You say no, there is no more? There are a lot of women who like me, you know-"
"It has nothing to do with whether you're a room boy or not." Fang Haohan stood firmly on Fang Yingying's side this time.
Fang Yan was a little angry, and said, "If I say no, it's not. Do I need to prove it to you? ”
"Uncle Junior, we have learned the Bone Technique-" Fang Yingying said cautiously.
"Master taught us. We can tell at a glance who has kung fu or not, and we can also tell if it's a room boy or not—"
"What did the old drunkard teach you to do? Haven't you been making progress in your kung fu, and you've always been studying these evil ways -- go back and walk the plum blossom steps a hundred times each. ”
"--Uncle Junior, you won." Fang Yingqi said with a sad face. "We throw in the towel."
"Yes, we throw in the towel." Fang Haohan echoed again and again. "Don't let us walk the plum blossom step, right?"
"What do you mean by that? Do you have to admit defeat because you surrender to violence? ”
"We didn't mean that. Not at all. ”
"I don't care." Fang Yan said angrily.
Fang Yingying accompanied the smiling face and said flatteringly: "I thought you wouldn't come back last night." ”
"What do you mean?" Fang Yan asked.
"We heard you call Miss Lu and ask her to have dinner in the evening-so Fang Haohan and I bet you would stay at Miss Lu's house-"
Fang Yan was so angry that he roared in a low voice: "You two idiots, what kind of person do you think I am? ”
Seeing that Fang Yan was really angry, Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan apologized again and again, saying that Uncle Xiao misunderstood, they didn't mean that kind of thing at all, they believed in Uncle Xiao's character, even if men all over the world did that kind of thing, Uncle Xiao would definitely refuse without hesitation.
"They didn't send out an invitation, why am I embarrassed to stay?"
“――”
Thinking of last night's incident, Fang Yan was a little sad.
How can there be such a person? It's hugging and hugging.,People just entered the plot, and you sent people to the door to say Happy New Year, see you next year-
As a determined teacher, what Fang Yan hates most is people who give up halfway - what will he do in the future?
Thinking that he was going to be despised by the two idiot guys Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan, Fang Yan wanted to beat the two of them up.
This year's snow was earlier than usual, and when the plane landed at Yanjing International Airport, the ground was white except for the cleared runway. The entire Yanjing Airport is a black and white ink painting, the runway is ink, and the snow-covered areas are blank.
"I finally see snow." Someone in the rear compartment exclaimed. It was the first time that tourists in the south cried out with joy when they saw the snow.
Fang Yan had a knowing smile on his face, he was away from home for half a year, and he finally came back.
Winter is winter when it snows, and he loves this world covered in snow and snow.
When the hatch opened, Fang Yan took Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan to leave.
"Goodbye." Pretty stewardess bent over and bowed.
"The one with the goose egg face looks better." Fang Yan said to Fang Haohan, the hero behind him, with a taste of final word. "Her boobs are fuller."
Speaking of the word fullness, he remembered something familiar. What is it exactly?
Fang Yan was in a good mood and liked everything.
Of course, there are also dislikes.
A group of men in black walked towards him, or rather, in the direction in which he stood.
Fang Yan gave Fang Yingying Fang Haohan a look, and then the three of them retreated sideways to the side of the aisle.
The passage is narrow, there are too many people on the other side, and everyone collides head-on, so there is naturally no way to get through, and there must always be one side to avoid it.
Fang Yan is willing to be the one who avoids, doesn't it often be said in public service advertisements that everyone takes a small step back, and society takes a big step forward.
Unexpectedly, the group of black-clothed people stopped in front of Fang Yan, led by a young man in a black suit, the man was very handsome, with exquisite facial features, and he was the kind of beautiful man who could be the captain or image of an idol group casually.
Hua Meinan helped the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and asked with a smile, "Fang Yan?" ”
He smiled beautifully, and he had the feeling of melting the snow and ice outside. Even the two flight attendants who were standing at the door of the cabin and were greeting the guests were dazzled and forgot to say a sweet 'goodbye' when the guests left.
The men in black blocked the aisle, and the first guests did not dare to approach. The people in front didn't dare to go, and the people in the back couldn't go, so there was a shouting from inside the cabin, and many people didn't know what was going on outside.
"It's me." Fang Yan said calmly. Now that everyone has come to the door, it is impossible to hide their identity.
"Someone wants to see you." Hua Meinan said. "Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Shepherd."
"Falcon?" Fang Yan's eyes shrank. "Dragons in the sea, tigresses on the ground, eagles in the sky."
Hua Meinan once again habitually helped the small glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said, "If I remember correctly, the person you are talking about is me - I don't think you are very busy right now, come with me." ”
"I'm sorry, I can't go with you." Fang Yan said with a smile. "When I got on the plane, my mom started stewing my favorite beef bones, and I rushed back to eat. When I go back late, either the meat is stewed or the bones are cooled, and the taste changes. ”
Mu Ying was not angry, looked at Fang Yan and asked, "Are you seriously rejecting me?" ”
"Look at my face—" Fang Yan said. "Am I laughing?"
"The people I want to invite have never failed." The eagle said. He laughed again, revealing eight neat snow-white teeth. Fang Yan secretly sighed in his heart, it was a pity that this guy didn't act to deceive the little girl's screams and tears. "Don't embarrass me, and I won't embarrass you, okay? We're all Svens. ”
"You asked me to go with you to embarrass me, don't you have any consciousness at all?" Fang Yan said with a serious expression. "I'm not one of those little girls, I'll willingly go back with you if you flatter me—"
"How about going back with me?" A hearty voice suddenly rang out at the back of the crowd.
The men in black were separated, and a group of women in black camouflage strode over. The military leather boots under their feet clattered on the concrete floor, as if they were stepping on everyone's heart, making people breathless and depressed.
A plump woman with a large silver ring on her ears strode up to Fang Yan, looked at Fang Yan with a smile, and said, "An iron-boned man, who would like this kind of little white face?" Is it okay to go back with your sister? My sister buys you candy to eat. ”
The woman's facial features are rough, but they are not ugly when matched, but give her a strange beauty. Tall, strong and plump, like a beautiful heifer with a lot of aggression. Every man who sees her has a desire to conquer her.
Fang Yan looked at the beautiful male herd eagle, and then at the camouflage woman standing in front of him who wanted to hold him in his arms and take pity on him, squinted his eyes and laughed, and said, "You all want me to go with you, it's really hard for me to choose-or if you two fight, whoever wins will go with me?" ”
(PS: The new volume of Yanjing is staged, it takes more time, and the update is late, I'm sorry!) )