Seventy-fourth Advice for Blogging
Because of the curfew, the zombie king Xuankui walked on the streets, a little bored.
The strangest thing about human beings is that they are willingly obedient, their subjects listen to the king, and their apprentices listen to their bosses...... The king decreed a curfew, and everyone closed at night. This point, Xuan Kui envied and disdained, if only the undead creatures in the forsaken land took the initiative to carry out the king's orders.
In contrast, Hyunkyu prefers the chaotic city of the orc kingdom.
The Zombie King stands in front of a jewelry store that is closing, and this is his destination.
"Women, they like shiny things."
Xuan Kui once discussed with the book demon, for which aristocratic women like to make holes in their faces and nail some stones in their ears? Doesn't hanging some bulky stones on your body affect your movement?
He benefited greatly from the book demon's answer, the stones on the ears of the noble women were called earrings, and the necklaces around their necks, as well as bracelets, anklets, etc., were all made of glittering metals and gemstones, which were the means by which women showed their charm, and they enjoyed this dazzling feeling.
It's not the first time that Hyunkyu has been on the streets of humans, he has never thought of buying some jewelry that has no practical meaning, well, or rather, he has no concept of buying and selling, as long as he wants, just take it.
Everything belongs to the strong, this is Hyunkyu's values.
But now it's different, Hyunkyu has a woman to please.
"I'm a family man!" Hyun Kui reminded himself often.
Hyun Kyu decides to win Chail's heart with jewelry, and when he leaves the jewelry store, the boss is so happy that he can't keep his mouth shut. A man with a straight face put a gold nugget weighing two kilograms on the counter as soon as he entered, asking for just the most ordinary earrings. The jewelry is a fake, a gold coin. Able to buy a bunch of them.
Back in the dormitory of the Mage Academy, Xia Yi is not there.
"Your Majesty the handsome Xuankui." The bookdemon Bock lowered his voice and said, "You don't have a problem with what I call it, right?" ”
Hyunkyu didn't answer, he had never looked at an object if it wasn't necessary. Of course. He also did not object to the title of Bock, and after staying in the human kingdom for a long time, he also became more and more fond of this feeling of being flattered, which humans call flattery.
The stone-throwing was successful, and Bock was very happy. He likes to talk to people, after Shay leaves. There was only one Frost Snow Pychuck in the room, in Bock's eyes. It's just a mess-making rat, but it can talk, and Bock doesn't bother to communicate with it.
The book demon had been left in the window for more than ten hours, and even the energetic Frost Snow Pychum was curled up in the bed and snoring. Bock couldn't hold back his loneliness and began to look for entertainment.
First, the bookdemon faces a moth that circles a candle. It went on and on for five hours. The meeting between the bookdemon and the moth ends with the moth being smoked by the candle flame and then emitting the smell of barbecue, and the bookdemon tells the moth's corpse about the abandoned land for an hour. Finally, it was decided to transfer the object.
The Frost Skin Beast was obviously impossible, Bock didn't want to provoke it, and it wasn't equal in status, he was a note from His Majesty Sauron, and the stinky rat was just a pet of His Majesty's descendants.
After thinking about it, Boks resolutely decided to continue whipping the corpse of the moth, just in time for the arrival of the zombie king.
With the tacit approval of the Zombie King, Bock became even bolder, rolled his eyes, and calculated in his heart.
"If among the undead, under the great Xuankui Majesty, he is definitely a handsome and dashing man, unmatched, and secretly approved by countless undead beauties, but it is an abandoned place, and it is different in the human realm......" Bock said regretfully.
A slender middle finger suddenly appeared in front of the book demon, pressed his cover, and said in a magnetic and emotionless voice: "You say it again!" ”
The book demon's mouth shook a few times, he strengthened his courage, and said earnestly: "Look, this is not handsome at all, do you know how a woman in the Dao evaluates an attractive man?" The charm of a man is not only a handsome appearance, wealth and strong strength, but also a gentleman! ”
Hyun Kui thought for a moment and asked, "What is a gentleman?" ”
"Humility, gentleness, and care." Bock said proudly, "These three, except for me Boke, no man in the world has really done it!" ”
Hyun Kui shook his head, with his experience in the human realm, it was difficult to understand humility, gentleness, and carefulness.
"Behold, the first time you saw my master, the Lord of Darkness was above, and you threw her from the air to the bed! It's simply sin! It's not gentle at all! When a woman cries, you should wipe her tears with a handkerchief, you should observe what she likes and make her happy...... That's what a gentleman is. ”
Xuan Kui seemed to understand whether he understood or not, and Bock continued: "The best way to do this is to observe a true gentleman, not only on the outside, but also on the inside. ”
A few words of nonsense from Bock, the result is that when Shay and Mondo return to the nobles' quarters from Holy Street, she not only sees the zombie king, but also a **.
This man's ** was tied up with five flowers, and only a pair of bottoms remained, judging from the clothes next to him, he should be a human nobleman of which family.
"Honey, you're back?"
Xuan Kui took off his gloves, his movements were like a doctor, he also had a short knife in his hand, plus there was a man on the ground who didn't know whether he was alive or dead, a living autopsy forensic doctor.
Xia Yi was used to Xuan Kyu's elusiveness, and he was also used to his various strange behaviors, but the kidnapping of a strange man, tying him with ropes, and putting him on the ground still made Xia Yi, who had just entered the door, tremble. The point is, the scene of the crime is her room.
O Lord of Darkness, there is no good piece of meat left on that man! There were small wounds everywhere, Xuan Kui didn't take a heavy hand, he only cut half an inch of flesh at most, it was because of the zombie king's "mercy" that the man couldn't faint if he wanted to, and he was conscious and suffering the torture......
His mouth was gagged, his whole body was covered in cold sweat, and he looked at Hyun Kui like he was looking at a devil!
"What are you?" Shay pointed to the blood scattered on the ground.
"Oh, I'm studying the inside of a gentleman, North Nose." Xuan Kui said as if to give credit to him, he wanted Xia Yi to see his progress.
“……”
Xia Yi's head was full of black lines, and she glanced at the book demon fiercely, except for this guy who didn't have anything to do, no one else would come up with such a bad idea.
"By the way, this is for you. Do you like it, dear? ”
The zombie king took out the earrings he picked from the jewelry store, making Xia Yi's anger disappear suddenly, this pair of pearl earrings knew at a glance that they were cheap jewelry, and Xuan Kui brought her more trouble than benefits, but if she didn't reach out and hit the smiley man, Xia Yi couldn't be angry, not to mention that if it wasn't for the skeleton necklace he sent, Xia Yi's soul would have been pulled into the dungeon box.
"Who are you?"
Hyunkyu stared at Mondo, his face was numb, and he rarely controlled his muscles to smile except for Shai. The majestic zombie king made Mondo's eyes light up, Xuan Kui is definitely a strong man, a person who is even stronger than Grandpa Sal! From him, Mondo felt a lot of pressure, and what Mondo admired the most was the strong.
They feel threatened from each other at the same time.
Xia Yi and Mondo behaved very closely, which made Hyun Kui have a sense of crisis, a human gentleman woman, she is not allowed to be touched by others, otherwise she can start a fair duel! And Xuan Kui's calmness and strength also made Mondo feel competitive!
"Mondo, Chailly's friend!"
Mondo's waist was straight, and he did not back down in the face of coercion, and he had the momentum of a newborn calf who was not afraid of tigers.
"A little orc."
Xuan Kui said indifferently, in the forsaken land, the strong are respected, and low-level zombies, when they encounter high-level zombies, they either flee or surrender. Between him and Mondo, there was a superior judgment, so he didn't care.
"Hmph."
Mondo thought that sooner or later he would have more strength than this man!
Xia Yi saw that the two tense men finally got along, and went to take a bath with confidence, shaking his head and sighing as he walked: "Alas...... Where there is a harem, there is a struggle. ”
Sitting in the tub, enjoying the warm wash, Xia Yi lay comfortably on her back, since she had a feeling, she began to enjoy hot baths, the mage academy was a luxurious place, the edge of the tub was inlaid with fire gems to keep the water warm.
"When will I learn the Druid Transfiguration......
Xia Yi began to worry about some part of her life, under the disguise of the ghost mask, she was just a skeleton, even occasionally molesting little Mondo, and she could not do anything substantial. It's just that one day Xia Yi wants to cook raw rice and rice, but she doesn't even have a pot yet!
"Ahh Xia Yi covered her face and gave her first kiss to the skeleton of the Forsaken Lands, the first skeleton brother she devoured.
"Hmm...... The zombie king is not bad, with a good figure and a cold face, but forget it......" Xia Yi thought dejectedly, she sat in the warm water, and shivered, a zombie and a skeleton, sleeping together, named "Husband and Wife Burial"? What a terrible landscape!
In all kinds of shy and happy fantasies, Xia Yi got up from the oak bath barrel and began to dress, her fingers ran over the skeleton necklace, bringing a touch of coolness, this was the fire of the golden skeleton's oath, Xia Yi had been receiving the soul sacrifice of three hundred skeletons, so she never felt hungry and tired again.
Xia Yi is just a silver skeleton, the sacrifice of three hundred golden skeletons makes her soul heart grow faster than ever, she doesn't have to do anything, and the soul fire is growing at any time. In a few days, she had already felt the fullness of her soul heart, which had been in this state before, and had quickly advanced, Xia Yi guessed that her soul energy was saturated, and she was just waiting for the opportunity to undergo a qualitative change.
"The next level is the Golden Skull, and it can be regarded as an intermediate Skeleton Lord, right?"
Shay left the tub contented, it was already a sunny morning, and today was Master Granme's class.