Chapter Seventy-Four: Sun Monkey vs. White Bone Spirit
"Hey, what's going on, what are you all doing?"
As soon as Wang Chengju entered the Public Security Bureau, he saw a group of police officers who were in high spirits, talking and laughing, and even some female police officers who usually smiled without showing their teeth were the same, one by one turned into heroic female men, do you want to be reserved.
Hearing the sound, the noisy police officers were startled, and there was an intermittent silence, and when they turned around and saw that it was Wang Chengju talking to them with a light smile, they instantly made a fuss again.
"The king is good!"
"Wang Bureau, you don't have anything to do!"
"Wang Ju, are you coming to work in person?"
"Wang Ju, when will you take us to a certain area to clean up pornography and fight illegal activities. Those who can work hard, and the most beautiful must be left to you alone for criticism and education! ”
"It's a good idea for a little money. Wang Bureau, I recently caught a CD seller, and seized a large bag of pirated CDs, restricted, and eighteen banned, so I'll pick a few good ones for you to take a critical look at. ”
"Hey, you kid is not kind. It's still silent to fight crime, and it's not afraid of too hard to bear it silently. ”
"That's it, when was it seized? Let's take it out later, and let's take a critical look at it together. ”
"Look at your obscene face, at a glance, you can see that Lu Dao is full of lewd and thoughts, and you want to see that Lu Dao went to the Huang Huang Office to find Lao Liu and share a little work for Lao Liu. Lao Liu works under a lot of pressure alone! ”
The man who was trained said with a face full of grievances: "You think I don't have it." I looked for it, but Lao Liu didn't open the door. ”
"Alas, I didn't expect you to be treated the same as me. Lao Liu's spirit is always so noble, believing in the great discipline of not going to hell and who will go to hell. In fact, he doesn't know what to do. They are all comrades in the trenches, and we can't bear to see him getting haggard day by day, and we all want to help him share the pain. He never understands that in fact, our ideological realm is as lofty as his. ”
"Hey, hey, you don't exist as our female compatriots."
"That's it, one by one, it's like being beaten with chicken blood, and they immediately become the targets of the police without wearing a police uniform, and they are all animals that think with their lower bodies."
"It's just that men don't have a good thing."
"Hey, Xiaoli, I don't like to hear what you say. What is called a man is an animal that thinks with the lower body. I memorized the multiplication mantra from one to nine. Your lower body is multiplied by the mantra not? ”
"You want to die, don't you?"
Wang Chengju is the newly promoted deputy director, a figure who has grown up in this bureau, is kind, young, and has a good relationship with a group of police officers, so he does not have much awe for Wang Chengju.
Compared with the director and other deputy directors, the police officers in the public security bureau are usually unscrupulous and unscrupulous in front of Wang Chengju.
And Wang Chengju didn't care about the frequent ridicule of these police officers. After all, they are all brothers and sisters who squatted out of the trenches, everyone knows the roots, whose little bit of, they don't know each other? There is no need to be too majestic, and it will be done without delay.
He knew that he still had a very high right to speak in these little rabbit cubs, and even in terms of the degree of effective command, he may be the strongest one, but after all, he is the newly promoted deputy director, and he is ranked low, and often when the leadership of the bureau holds meetings, he is weak and has no right to speak.
"Okay, okay, what about working hours, don't talk about things that are not related to work." Wang Chengju smiled kindly, stopping these people from ridiculing more and more boundlessly: "Besides, pay attention to the occasion when you speak." There are so many female colleagues here, you little rabbit cubs still make these topics that are not suitable for children, and they are not suitable for publicity, and I don't care if you are beaten up later. ”
"That's it, that's it, beating to death these dirty men with dirty thoughts, especially Sun Monkey, has the dirtiest thoughts." A policewoman climbed up with the help of Wang Chengju's pole, and immediately jumped out and agreed: "Our Wang Bureau is still literate, and he is much more upright than these filthy men." ”
Saying that, the policewoman also threw a flattering look at Wang Chengju.
It's a pity that Wang Chengju's face was unmoved, and he still maintained that sincere smile without wind and waves.
Obviously, the policewoman's flattery was thrown to the blind man, and the policewoman was so angry that she stomped her feet.
Sun Monkey is the benevolent brother who seized a bag of pirated CDs, surnamed Sun, a thin man, and claims to have two good sticks under his hands, one for fighting crime, and one for that. Because he also played sticks, the police officers of the Public Security Bureau gave him the nickname Sun Wukong Sun Monkey internally.
Sun Monkey was immediately furious when he heard this, and his brother was also shot while lying down. Just expanded the topic, and the farther and farther it was obviously Wu Dacang, whether they were good or not.
"Humph! White Bone Spirit. ”
Sun Monkey jumped out: "Don't think that the combat index of male and female policemen is the same. You think you'll be able to compete with me if you become a police officer? ”
"You want to beat me to death! Sample, I'll give you an arm, and it's also your share of being beaten. ”
The white bone spirit is the policewoman who just borrowed Wang Cheng's pole to climb up, surnamed Bai, a nymphomaniac, and thinks about Wang Chengju's piece of Tang raw meat every day, so she is nicknamed the white bone spirit by her colleagues.
"Sun Dazhuang!"
The white bone spirit scolded majestically, stepped forward, and stood in front of Sun Monkey with his waist crossed domineeringly: "Don't think that if you call Sun Monkey a few times, you will really be Sun Wukong." Give me one more arm, believe it or not I ruined all three of your legs! ”
Sun Monkey was taken aback by the White Bone Spirit, wondering how the White Bone Essence didn't look like a joke or a joke.
This can't be real?
That's right. How could I be so stupid. Just now, the white bone spirit ate the closed door soup at the Wang Bureau, and his heart was on fire. Why is Lao Tzu so stupid?
Forced by the momentum of the white bone spirit, the grandson of the monkey has no great momentum, but it is difficult to ride a tiger, and he can't help but raise his chin and compete with the majestic white bone spirit: "I want to extinguish the majesty of our men by stepping on it." Ask my brothers if they say yes! ”
Sun Monkey is not stupid, and immediately pulled all the men to unite with him, advancing and retreating together.
"We promise!"
I saw that all the male police officers behind Sun Monkey took a step back in unison, and they all coaxed.
These unscrupulous boys are getting ready to watch a good show. I want to see a realistic version of Sun Monkey vs. White Bone Spirit, and they do it all when they collect their ticket money, how can Sun Da Zhuang frustrate his bad plan?
"Ugh"
Sun Dazhuang was dumbfounded. I had no idea that this would be the case. All of them retreated, and they were the only ones who had trapped the mud pit.
Sun Dazhuang was almost not alive:
If you don't save yourself, you can forget it, but you still fall into the well. These grandsons are too moral!