Chapter 198: A Fierce Woman
That man's heart is also very aggrieved, what man won't want to be with her when he sees a beautiful woman, if you have the ability, you don't want to be so beautiful, this is a very normal thing. Confucius said that he also had a color diet, and he did something wrong.
Of course, he didn't dare to say these words to this demon-like woman, who knew that if Lu Dao let him listen to these words, what fierce words would come out of her mouth. At this point, he just wanted to leave quickly and get away from this witch. Stay away from witches and be physically and mentally healthy.
"I, I, I remembered, I still have something, I'll go first." The man's voice was already trembling with nervousness, and he wanted to run.
"Don't leave yet, I haven't scolded enough, mother, you dare to go. You don't pee on yourself either. No, it's so unhygienic and disgusting, you've grown so disgusting, and you're doing such disgusting things, I'm afraid I'll be tempted to step on you, so you'd better look in the mirror. You are short and fat, you are embarrassed to soak the old lady, the old lady, I am beautiful and sexy, why do you want to soak me. The woman grabbed him by the chest and cursed like a machine gun.
The man's face suddenly changed greatly, and this woman's ferocity index was more than ten levels higher than that of the Hedong Lion. He especially regretted in his heart how he wanted to provoke this woman just now, the woman in front of him was not only with the figure of a devil, she was a living devil at all. Still a devil with a super-acoustic weapon.
"Miss, can't I be wrong?" The man hurriedly apologized.
"Who do you call Miss, your mother is Miss, and your whole family is Miss."
"Big sister, I was wrong."
"Blind your dog's eyes, who are you calling eldest sister, you are older than my father, and you are embarrassed to call me eldest sister."
"This, this, girl, I was wrong." The man is about to cry, what do you want to let me go, don't I just want to soak you blindly? Is it necessary to bully people like this?
"Just because you look like a bear, you are embarrassed to call the old lady and me, I feel ashamed of you." She inadvertently saw Li Qi standing in the crowd watching the play, stunned for a moment before she continued, "Forget it, the person I am waiting for is here, how far are you to get the old lady out, don't let the old lady see you again in the future." ”
The man fled in a hurry and fled for his life, joking, without her opening his mouth, he asked God to pray to the Buddha and bless him not to see her again in the future, even if he accidentally saw him in the future, he would turn around and leave. This woman is a great witch in the world, and if she escapes slowly, she may be tortured to death.
The girl took out a tissue and elegantly wiped her hands, and the whole set of movements was very natural, as if nothing had happened just now. As she walked towards Li Qi very elegantly and generously.
Her combat power was seen by all the people just now, and as soon as they saw her coming, all of them scattered in panic at once.
Sure enough, as everyone expected, her elegant and generous image didn't last long. As soon as she walked in front of Li Qi, her image immediately changed, she reached out and slapped Li Qi's forehead and scolded viciously, "Dead girl, where did you die, I have long said that you came out, and it took so long to arrive." I've been waiting here for so long, and I've been harassed by some stinky men. If you don't make it clear to me, be careful that I beat you. ”
"Don't mention it." Li Qi sighed helplessly, suddenly remembered something and said in surprise, "Sister Mengrou, you were a little too strong just now, how did you practice this ability?" It's like a fighter among women. ”
"That's, who am I, let me tell you, the kind of man just now, I will be a blockbuster as soon as I am destroyed. Wait..." was about to make a long speech to praise himself, when he saw Zhang Wen following Li Qi, he exclaimed in surprise as if he had discovered some new continent, "Li Qi, you actually brought a man over to meet me, is he your boyfriend?" You're a little too good, you just got a boyfriend not long after you returned home. ”
She paused and looked at Zhang Wencai and said, "Why is the taste of you, a person who grew up eating cream in a foreign country, like this, and the taste is so light." Aren't you supposed to like Schwarzenegger's big guys? ”
"It's not like that, he's not..." Li Qi anxiously wanted to explain that Zhang Wen was not her boyfriend.
"Nonsense, of course I know that he is not a big man, and I also have eyes, okay." Mengrou impatiently interrupted what she wanted to say, and continued with great interest, "Tell me how you hooked up, you hooked up in such a short time, and the most hateful thing is that you didn't even tell me." ”
"Sister Mengrou, he's not my boyfriend." Li Qi was already a little angry, and this woman didn't let others speak.
"Ah, he's not your boyfriend." Mengrou's expression was very surprised, and she scolded very angrily, "He's not your boyfriend, why did you take him out?" Even if you want to see a man, you don't need to bring your own, the street is full of men, three-legged toads are hard to find, and two-legged men are all over the street. You're stupid, you have to bring a man by yourself when you go shopping. ”
Zhang Wen only felt that a black crow was croaking and flying quickly from the sky, this aunt was too strong. The name her parents took was really good, Mengrou, it is estimated that she only saw her gentle side when she was dreaming.
"I didn't bring him, so I don't want him to follow me, he's the policeman my uncle found to protect me." Li Qi said angrily, how could she want Zhang Wen to follow her, her face was hateful and her mouth stinked, if she could beat him, he didn't know how many times Lu Dao had died.
"Yo, it's a policeman, I've seen such a young policeman, how can the current policemen be so handsome. It's really not that I'm praising your police station, the police recruited now are so eye-catching, even if you can't catch the prisoner and pull it out, it looks better. Mengrou smiled sweetly, "It's okay if it's not a boyfriend, it's better to meet by chance, let's go shopping together, my sister hasn't gone shopping with the police when she's so old." ”
Zhang Wen's face was very strange, and he rubbed his temples helplessly, why didn't he hear that she was praising himself. The meaning of this sentence seems to be an embroidered pillow.
"Sister Mengrou, don't pay attention to him, let's go shopping together." Li Qi hurriedly took her hand and walked towards the mall.
"I haven't finished yet, you let me finish before leaving." Mengrou said as she tried to struggle.
"Don't say it, what is there to say to him. Ignore him in the future and suffocate him. Li Qi pulled her to continue walking without any room for negotiation.
Zhang Wen shook his head with a smile, since when did women become so strange. But whether he wants it or not, the earth is still rotating, and the work still has to continue, so he can only go up and follow these two girls to act as bodyguards.
Zhang Wen followed behind Li Qi and Mengrou and walked through every shop, and he couldn't help but sigh that the endurance of these two women was no less than that of a martial arts master. This kind of skill is comparable to King Kong legs, all the way over, these two people did not rest for a minute, basically they walked through every shop, as long as they were interested in something, they had to take it out and take a look, and then pay, and then hand it to Zhang Wen behind him. Then Zhang Wen's hands were already full of large and small bags.
At the beginning, Zhang Wen saw two girls carrying bags and felt that they should show their manly demeanor, so he went up to help carry it. This help became out of control, and the two women were more comfortable and bold to buy what they liked. Li Qi, in particular, intentionally or unintentionally bought a lot of things to increase Zhang Wen's weight. If you can't beat you, you'll be crushed.
Finally, I walked through all the shops and looked at the so many bags I was carrying in both hands, and the road was really hard and difficult.
"Sister Mengrou, this mall is over, let's go to other malls, okay?" Li Qi's interest is still undiminished.
Hearing this, Zhang Wen's footsteps staggered and almost fell to the ground. What kind of material is this girl made of, she is not tired at all after walking for so long, and she has to continue shopping.
Mengrou raised her eyes and looked at Zhang Wen, who was struggling to hold a lot of things, before she said, "I've been shopping for so long, and I'm tired, so let's go find something to eat first." Besides, the policeman has been carrying things for us for so long, so we should treat him to something to eat to show our gratitude. ”
Zhang Wen almost cried, it turns out that you still remember that I am a policeman, do you have to call the police as coolies like this?
"What's there to be thankful for, isn't it what a man should do to carry things for girls? He has nothing to worry about. Li Qi said as a matter of course.
Zhang Wen opened his mouth to object, "You are wrong to say this, for men, it is right to just help beautiful women carry things, and for the kind of girls who are not like girls, who is willing to help him get things." ”
"You're embarrassed to say that you stinky men aren't a good thing, especially you." Li Qi replied-for-tat.
"It's normal, okay? You want a man who looks like Zhu Bajie and a man who looks as good as Tang Seng to chase you at the same time, which one will you like? ”
"Nonsense, I don't choose either, it's a monk who has something to choose." Li Qi looked at Zhang Wen with the eyes of an idiot.
"Okay, sister, I'm hungry, now let's find a place to eat first, you want to quarrel and wait until we continue." Meng Rou also saw that there was something wrong with these two guys, and they were insinuating and thorny from the time they came in.
"Whoever wants to quarrel with him, I don't bother to pay attention to him." Li Qi turned his head disdainfully away from Zhang Wen.
"Okay, okay, I remember that there is a hot pot restaurant next to it, and the food is very delicious, let's go over now." Meng Rou hurriedly said, if they continue to stop, it is estimated that they will quarrel non-stop.