"Sir, don't you believe in Yi Mei's technique? Yi Mei's skills are first-class, as long as Yi Mei has served the guests, there is no one who is not satisfied, Yi Mei is known as the best jade hand! Yi Mei smiled.

"Well, it's not that I don't believe in your skills, I'm not used to serving an unknown person like you!" Jiang Fan sweated and said, the reason why he said that his identity was unknown was actually referring to the unclear gender, which was just his euphemism.

"Sir, you are discriminating against our profession!" Yi Mei said unhappily.

"Oh, Mr. Yimei, that miss, I'm really not used to this kind of unknown service, we can chat, and I will pay the service fee as well!" Jiang Fan hurriedly explained.

"Oh, sir, I can't let you spend your money in vain! I must give you the best service so that you can enjoy the service I give you! Yi Mei suddenly knelt down and reached out to pull Jiang Fan's zipper.

Jiang Fan was so frightened that he hurriedly dodged away, "Uh, Yimei, don't do this!" ”

"Sir, please don't refuse my service, as long as you taste my superb jade flute skills, you will definitely linger!" Yi Mei went straight to Jiang Fan with both hands.

Jiang Fan was helpless, so he only stretched out his index finger and pointed at Yi Mei's ribs, and Yi Mei suddenly collapsed on the ground, "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm definitely not discriminating against your profession, nor do I look down on your skills, I'm really not used to serving like this!" Jiang Fan shook his head and said.

Yi Mei found that she couldn't move, and her heart was shocked, and tears flowed out, "Hey, sir, you are the first one to refuse me, it will be a professional shame for me!" ”

"Oh, I'm so sorry, if I was served by you, I would vomit for a few days!" Jiang Fan shook his head and said.

Speaking of Najia's corpse, after he entered the house, a beautiful waitress smiled and bowed: "Welcome, the service is not thoughtful, please give your valuable advice!" ”

"Oh, don't be very, hurry up and serve me!" Najia Native Corpse grabbed the beautiful waitress, dragged it over, and reached out to touch it.

The beautiful waitress exclaimed: "Sir, you are mistaken, it is not me who serves you, it is someone else!" ”

The Najia corpse immediately stopped, "Oh, is there anything more beautiful than you?" Then hurry up and call it out! Najia Corpse said unhappily.

The beautiful waitress hurriedly clapped her hands, the door opened, and a very beautiful woman came in, with an oval face, apricot eyes, a small mouth, and a gourd-like figure. The Najia Native Monkey said urgently.

"Oh, sir, taste it slowly!" The beautiful waitress hurried out of the room.

The woman who didn't have it bowed deeply to the Najia corpse and said, "Sir, in Xia Kuangmei, I am honored to serve you, there are a total of nine projects you want to serve, which one do you want to start with?" ”

The Najia Native Corpse nodded, "You can start with any of them!" Hurry up, I can't wait! ”

"Oh, sir, then I'll start with the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire!" Kuang Mei immediately took out a plate of ice cubes, and then went to zip the corpse of Najia.

"Oh, sir, you're an elephant's trunk!" Kuangmei was suddenly shocked, she was stunned, she had been engaged in the jade flute industry for so many years, and she had never encountered an elephant's trunk!

"Hehe, although the elephant's trunk is big, it is very flexible, and it is also one of the secret weapons!" The Najia Native Corpse laughed.

"Oh, sir, I'll serve you at once!" Kuangmei immediately began to serve.

The Najia corpse immediately snorted, as if eating a chili pepper, "Oh, yes, that's great! Naga cried out.

"Sir, I'm just getting started, I'll add ice cubes for you!" Kuangmei took two ice cubes in her mouth and continued to serve the Najia corpse.

"Oh, it's so cool! That's great! Oh, it's so icy! It's going to freeze! Naga cried out.

"Sir, I'll heat you up right away!" Kuang Mei immediately picked up the chili pepper, put it in her mouth and chewed it, and then continued to serve the Najia corpse.

"Oh, it's not cold, it's hot, oh, it's comfortable! That's great! It's so cool! The Naga corpse screamed.

Kuang Mei quickly finished watching one service, and then followed by the second service, and after more than four hours, all nine services were completed, and the Najia corpse was so cool that she almost fell asleep.

"Sir, the service is complete!" Kuangmei smiled, she was tired.

"What, that's it, it's time for me to unclog the pipes for you!" Najia corpse grabbed Kuangmei.

"Sir, you can't do this, don't provide that service in the next place!" Kuangmei exclaimed.

"Damn, you want to end my addiction, it's time for me to act!" Najia's native corpse was very nimble, "Ah, you're a man! Naga exclaimed.

"Oh, sir, you are so rude!" Kuang Mei said angrily.

"Damn, you're cheating, Lao Tzu explodes your chrysanthemum!" Najia's corpse was on fire, and after a long time, it turned out to be a man.

"Ahh Kuangmei screamed, covering her ass with both hands, and fainted in pain.

Jiang Fan next door heard the scream, he immediately stood up, he was sleeping just now, he was awakened by the scream, opened the Tianyan Acupoint and found the Najia corpse next door.

Jiang Fan hurriedly entered through the wall, "Oh, fool, you can't be strong!" You've found someone! Jiang Fan shook his head helplessly.

"Master, he's a liar, he even came to deceive the little one in male and female clothes, and the little one exploded his chrysanthemum!" The Naga corpse ceased its movements.

At this time, Huang Fu was also startled by the screams and ran out, "Oh, stupid, you are too rude!" Huang Fu shook his head and said.

"Little rich brother, you're so happy, I haven't eaten yet!" Najia Native Corpse said unhappily.

"you, I heard your screams, you haven't eaten yet!" Huang Fu shook his head and said.

At this time, a beautiful waitress rushed over, hurriedly bowed, and said, "Sir, what happened?" Are you not satisfied with the service? ”

"yes, I'm so dissatisfied, can't you provide services to unclog the pipes?" Najia Dirt Corpse Road.

The beautiful waitress was puzzled: "Sir, what is the unblocking plumbing service?" "She understands the jargon of Najia's corpses.

Najia made a gesture to the beautiful waitress, put his index finger in the circle and poked it a few times, "This service, do you understand?" "Najia Dirt Corpse Road.

Jiang Fan and Huang Fu on the side suddenly sweated, this fool is too vulgar, and this gesture is also made. The beautiful waitress saw the gesture of the Najia corpse, immediately understood, and smiled: "I'm sorry sir, we don't provide that kind of service here, please go next door, they specialize in this kind of service." ”

A word to readers:

The second update is here! Third, it's even later! I wish you all a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!