Chapter 22 Don't do bad things, don't be afraid of happiness knocking on the door

"Ha Luha, why are there so many acquaintances? Senior Brother Yue Yun, Senior Brother Zhu Qin, Senior Sister Yue Xinyao, Senior Sister Wen Yin...... Hey, the guy hiding behind the tree over there also looks a little familiar, what are you doing behind the tree? Is there a hurry? ”

As soon as Wang Lu showed up, he greeted everyone with a smile, and finally turned his attention to someone who was embarrassed hiding behind a tree.

However, after taking two glances and confirming that the other party had no intention of coming out from behind the tree, Wang Lu didn't bother to dig deeper. This time I came to Tiance Hall not to be someone's confidant sister.

So he quickly put aside other idle people and so on, and found the protagonist this time, a certain civil servant brother who looked vigilant, like a great enemy.

"Senior Brother Mu Xiao, don't be so nervous, I just have some information that needs to be registered with you, although the time is not right, but if you are diligent and dutiful, you shouldn't mind working overtime, right~?"

Frankly speaking, Mu Xiao, who was very keen on Tiance Hall's official duties, did not mind working overtime, but looking at Wang Lu's smile that seemed to be ill-intentioned, he became extremely mindful! Especially when he saw the stack of materials that Wang Lu took out, he sighed even more in his heart.

The information in Wang Lu's hand and the one submitted by Yue Yun just now are of the same kind, and the experience report written by the practitioner himself on a sincere paper is an important evidence for judging the results of the experience and rewarding and punishing the points.

The Sincerity Paper was specially made by the elders of the Heavenly Sword Hall, and it was attached to the paper with a powerful forbidden law, and the forbidden law had only one function: when writing on the Sincerity Paper, you could not write lies, so as to ensure the authenticity and credibility of the words.

Of course, the prohibition of sincerity paper is not unbreakable, but deceiving sincerity paper must at least be done by Jindan Zhenren. With Yue Yun and Wang Lu's cultivation, the sincerity paper report submitted should not be fake.

And seeing the stack of sincere paper that Wang Lu took out, and seeing that the topic was an experience report, Yue Yun on the side looked at Wang Lu in surprise, and then looked at Wen Bao: "Senior Brother Wang Lu, have you also gone to practice?" No wonder I haven't been able to find you these days. ”

"Oh? Do you too? ”

Yue Yun nodded: "That's right, because the last training was forced to be interrupted, so we plan to do it again." Originally, I was going to invite you, senior brother, to join me, but I couldn't find you in those days. Speaking of which, where did you go to practice, senior brother? With whom? ”

"Heh, of course it's Xiao Qingyun, at this level, where else can you go except Xiao Qingyun?"

Yue Yun was even more surprised: "Senior brother also went to Xiaoqingyun?" We haven't seen you all this time!? ”

A certain prince also added in due course: "We have been practicing in Xiaoqingyun for six days, and we have never found any traces of other senior brothers in the mountains, Senior Brother Wang Lu, you and Senior Brother Wenbao really went to Xiaoqingyun?" ”

And Mu Xiao was happy in his heart: by the way, with the conduct of the master and apprentice of Wuxiang Peak, cheating on the report is simply commonplace, he said that he went to Xiaoqingyun to practice, but in fact, he may have been dangling in Wuxiang Peak for a week, and then deceived the sincerity paper with unknown methods, and made up a legendary adventure that collapsed the world out of thin air, and finally claimed to have taken tens of thousands of challenge points to squeeze himself...... This routine is very logical, and it is also very consistent with the consistent style of Wuxiangfeng's attempt! The rumored Elder Jin Dan often used to write some bullshit on the Sincerity Paper to fool the Elder in charge? This is a criminal record!

Fortunately, I met Yue Yun and others this time, and I happened to go to Xiaoqingyun to practice, and as a witness, it was enough to expose Wang Lu's lies! Ha Luha, you are cunning for a while, but you didn't expect to stumble here!

However, then, Wang Lu replied very naturally: "It's normal not to see us, I've basically been soaking in Qinglong Gorge for the past few days, how can you bastard outsiders see me?" ”

"Qinglong Gorge!?"

Yue Yun was simply shocked by Wang Lu: "Senior brother, you actually went to Qinglong Gorge!?" Dare to ask which senior brother led the team, this, this is too bold, right? ”

Wang Lu smiled again: "The team I lead." ”

"Senior brother, you lead the team!?" Yue Yun was shocked again, he couldn't imagine that Senior Brother Wang Lu was so magical, and the cultivation of the first grade of forging body was actually the guide...... However, after being stunned for a long time, he suddenly realized another question, "In other words, there are only two people, you and Senior Brother Wenbao!?" ”

"yes, what's wrong?"

What's wrong!? A forging body, a scum of the ninth grade of qi training, it's just a matter of going to Xiaoqingyun to practice, and he still dares to run to Qinglong Gorge!? If you don't die, you won't die, why don't you understand!?

"Ha Luha, don't be so surprised, since you want to open the challenge mode, of course you must have the spirit of death."

Challenge Mode!? What's that!? Senior brother, just say that you are going to die!

However, looking at Wang Lu who was jumping around in front of him, and the thick stack of reports, no matter how unbelievable Yue Yun was, he had to accept a shocking conclusion: these two people actually ran to Qinglong Gorge and returned unharmed!

This, how the hell is this done? Even if the environment of Qinglong Gorge is special, as long as you master the method, it is relatively easier to survive than in places such as Lotus Pond...... But with only two pink newcomers, no matter what you think, it's impossible!

Alas, the true senior brother is worthy of being the true senior brother, he can always do what others can't, with such a pearl in front, the second experience of his group is suddenly dim! Although it is said that it is a good result to get the challenge points unexpectedly, but the senior brother went to Qinglong Gorge with only two people and returned safely, no matter how it is calculated, the challenge points are far higher than his own side.

"It's not just me, isn't there another teammate?" Wang Lu said, patting the fat man beside him.

Yue Yun was slightly stunned...... Smell the treasure?

It's not that he has any prejudice against Wen Bao, but from an objective point of view from the perspective of a leader, Wen Bao, who is slow, unrefined in spells, and extreme in swordsmanship, is really not an ideal training partner, and his value is more reflected in the ...... Well, Yue Yun admitted that he really couldn't think of where the value of Wenbao could be reflected.

But Wang Lu was able to turn waste into treasure, and with such a useless junior brother, he completed a shocking feat!

As surprised as Yue Yun were, there were everyone else present. Zhu Qin and Wen Yin were dumbfounded, and they couldn't convince themselves that that dull and stupid fat man could actually complete a great challenge far superior to themselves. And a certain teenager behind a tree is even clenched and bleeding from his fists!

After two years of entry, they are each other's fellow brothers and sisters, and Wang Zhong knows very well what an unbearable waste Wenbao is. Because Wen Bao is born with a spiritual root, the master actually invests more in the fat man than Zhu Qin and Wang Zhong, and in the past two years, he is the most unsuccessful! Several senior brothers who passed on the gong once secretly sighed that the master was gone and let a waste in.

However, in just one month, this waste has completed a shocking reversal!

It's Wang Lu, and only Wang Lu, who can turn waste into treasure like a miracle - Wang Zhong doesn't think that Wang Lu will bring a useless waste to complete the challenge mode, Wenbao must have played a great role in the process, and to make the useless waste play a role, isn't it to turn waste into treasure? Now that I think about it, Wang Lu seems to have always been good at turning waste into treasure, and two years ago, it was also because of his side that a scholar in a mountain village could become a genius disciple of the Spirit Sword Sect.

Thinking of this, Wang Zhong secretly turned back from behind the tree, and just happened to see the fat figure beside Wang Lu who was in the spotlight, and he couldn't help but feel a pain in his heart. That position once belonged to him, but he gave it away!

Regret it? To say that there is no remorse at all is self-deception. But...... But even if I can choose again, I will still stick to my current choice...... Maybe.

For a while, everyone had their own thoughts, but only a woman who was as gentle as water sent her congratulations lightly.

"Congratulations to the two senior brothers for completing the amazing challenge."

Wang Lu just smiled at this: "Senior sister is polite." But Wen Bao was at a loss, and his chubby cheeks suddenly turned red.

"Senior sister, that, that you congratulate the wrong person, I, I, in fact, didn't do anything, stupid and stupid and didn't achieve anything, it's all senior brother, senior brother, he took me that, that ......"

Seeing that this fool was about to dance under Yue Xinyao's gaze, and his limbs spasmed, Wang Lu stepped on it and stopped the ugly performance in time.

Yue Xinyao smiled tolerantly: "Senior Brother Wen is too humble, don't mention anything else, if you have the courage to follow Senior Brother Wang Lu, just two of you will bravely enter Qinglong Gorge, this is not easy, Xin Yao asked herself, I am afraid I don't have the courage of Senior Brother Wen." ”

As soon as Wen Bao heard this, he flowed down, confidant, he was simply a confidant! And it's a confidant!

"Senior sister, what you said, I'm just lucky."

Yue Xinyao said again: "A person's fate is also a help that cannot be ignored on the path of immortals, senior brother has a deep immortal fate, which is very enviable." I think that when the elders included Senior Brother Wen in their disciples, they also valued your immortal fate. ”

And before Yue Xinyao could say more, Wang Lu had already interrupted helplessly: "Senior sister, don't say it, besides, he will not only cry, but also urinate, happiness comes too suddenly, you are about to scare him." ”

"Huh?" Yue Xinyao tilted her head in confusion.

Fortunately, at this time, someone spoke in time to relieve the siege: "Wang Lu...... Senior brother, I really don't understand a question, there are countless powerful spirits in Qinglong Gorge, even if they contain each other, they won't be easily dispatched, but, even if you have survived there for nearly a week, I don't know how you did it? ”

Wang Lu turned his head with a smile: "Senior Brother Mu Xiao, are you doubting the authenticity of our experience?" ”

Mu Xiao shook his head: "No, I'm just curious, because your report doesn't describe the process of training, just the results, so I'm curious about how you achieved this miracle." ”

Hearing Mu Xiao's question, the others couldn't help but be interested, what did two newcomers with such immature cultivation have to do to survive in Qinglong Gorge for a week? It's a place of death full of third-level spirits, and it's not so easy to find living space!

"It's very simple, find a few powerful spirits to overturn them, and then the dove occupies the magpie's nest to occupy their old nest, won't there be living space?"

"Knock over powerful spirits and then doves take over the magpie's nest!?"

Mu Xiao and her friends were stunned! This is completely the answer to "why not eat minced meat", if you can take over powerful spirits at will, why rush to survive? It's a shame that he said it!

Mu Xiao asked again: "The so-called powerful spirit, what do you probably mean ......?" ”

"Little Thunder Tooth, Purple Green Vine, Giant Barbarian, and the like." Wang Lu counted at random.

Mu Xiao was surprised: "Giant? If I'm not mistaken, not long ago, the large-scale conquest and training organized by the sect was aimed at a giant barbarian! Senior Brother Yue Yun should have also participated, and he performed well. ”

Yue Yun smiled bitterly: "Yes, the target of that time was the third-level middle grade, but unexpectedly the giant of the Inner Dan was just beginning, and a group of seven of us went to conquer, although he broke his Inner Dan, he also returned with a miserable defeat." The so-called excellent performance is nothing more than helping a few of the younger brothers and sisters of the Ethereal Peak to cover up when they escaped, and it is ashamed to mention it. ”

Mu Xiao sighed: "That time, I remember that it was the XX junior brother of the Ethereal Peak who led the team, he was a cultivator of the first grade of Qi training, and he was only one step away from building the foundation." The rest of them are also veterans who have gone through many experiences, but they don't want to sink into the sand. Although the giant man is a third-level middle grade, there are endless tricks and strange methods, and it is difficult for monks in the Qi cultivation period to compete with it. ”

Then everyone turned their attention to Wang Lu again.

The whole team was defeated, you two...... How, exactly?

Wang Lu smiled, took out something from his bag, and showed it in front of everyone.

But it was a slender golden whisker.

Seeing this, Yue Yun's pupils contracted in shock, Mu Xiao took two steps back, his face turned pale, Zhu Qin's mouth opened wide, and he shook his head in disbelief...... Tiance Hall was silent for a while!

Only Wen Yin, who didn't look at the doorway, wondered: "Senior Brother Wang Lu, this is ......"

Zhu Qin next to him was taken aback: "Senior Sister Wen Yin, don't ask!" ”

It's a pity that it's late, Wang Lu Ha smiled: "Thank you, junior sister, for asking, what about this, it's the whip of the giants!" ”

"Giants are ...... The whip? What does that mean? ”

Wen Yin tilted her head, revealing a puzzled expression, her slightly frowning brows and pursed pink lips looked like an innocent little white flower.

Then a pair of sinful hands of flower pickers fell from the sky.

"The so-called whip of the giant barbarian is the external genitalia of the giant barbarian, which is used to pass on the family lineage and excrete the waste water in the body. If we use the analogy of the same kind of human organs, it is ......"

Before she finished speaking, Wen Yin screamed in shock, her cheeks turned crimson, and she took a few steps back: "Senior Brother Wang Lu, you are too rogue!" How to come up with such a filthy thing! ”

Wang Lu was also stunned: "Senior sister, why did you say this?" It's just a genital! It's not a human genital, it's just a spirit! What is the difference between this and the sheep whip dog treasure in the small canteen of Xiaoyao Peak? It is even said that the whip of the giant, as a material for refining pills, is more academic and literary than the sheep whip dog treasure! ”

Wen Yin was embarrassed and angry: "That, that's also dirty, okay!" ”

"I've washed it up!"

"It's not a matter of whether it's clean or not, that raw, born or something, it's very obscene!"

"It's nasty? That's a serious prejudice. Wang Lu's expression became serious, "Genitalia is a very broad concept, and the flowers on my sister's head are the genitals of plants, according to you, that's ......."

"Wow, ah, ah, I don't want to listen!" Wen Yin angrily pulled off the petals of her sideburns, wrinkled her cute little nose, and grimaced at Wang Lu, "Senior brother, you are messing around!" I won't tell you anymore! ”

"Cut, the little girl is not sensible." Wang Lu couldn't make it happen, so he stupidly put away the whip of the giant barbarian, anyway, as evidence, this thing is enough.

Then, it's time to get back to business.

"Senior Brother Mu Xiao, this time we came to you, in addition to submitting the registration experience report, there is also one thing, which is to confirm the challenge points."

Mu Xiao sighed in her heart: What should come will always come......

"Senior Brother Wang Lu, how many points are there in total?"

Wang Lu said with a smile: "According to the sect's rules for calculating challenge points, according to my calculations, the total should be two thousand eight hundred and ninety. ”

Burst!

For a while, I don't know how many people have the urge to squirt out some liquid in their bodies!

Two thousand eight hundred and ninety!? Although it had been expected that Senior Brother Wang Lu's experience would be extremely rich, when the final result appeared, it was still terrifying to vomit blood!

Wang Lu sighed: "The points rule of our sect very much encourages soldiers to make dangerous moves, and to make big moves with a small amount. While it may seem like there is a limit to the rewards for some extremely dangerous behaviors, the greater the risk, the greater the reward, given the bonuses of successive challenges. I studied hard in Teng Yuntang for two years, and I could hardly catch up with this trick, alas, the life of cultivating immortals is really lonely as snow! ”

Lonely your sister! 3,000 local tyrants a week, please give me a death, okay! We've just been overjoyed by the 10 percent! Hurry up and return our simple and simple happiness!

In the desire to cry without tears among the younger brothers and sisters, Yue Yun, as the leader, sighed and tried to bring the atmosphere back: "Cultivating immortals is acting against the sky, without the spirit of surviving in adversity and taking dangerous moves, you can't go far on the road of cultivating immortals." Senior Brother Wang Lu has set a very good example for us, and we should be like him in the future......"

Speaking of which, Yue Yun is stuck, like Wang Lu, take a dead fat man and go to Qinglong Gorge to brush points? How world-weary must that be......

Shaking his head, Yue Yun said again: "In short, our two training teams have successfully completed their tasks today, which can be described as double happiness, why don't you take this opportunity to have a meal together?" ”

Wang Lu listened to this suggestion, looked at Zhu Qin with a complicated face beside Yue Yun, looked at a second-year teenager who was still hiding behind a tree, and then looked at Mu Xiao, whose face was pale.

Now in this situation, bring this bunch of people together for a dinner? Is this a rush to eat? Yue Yun, Yue Yun, you are such a kind person, you are so eye-catching!

There is no way, at this time, you need a person with a high IQ like yourself to end up: "It is not advisable to eat immediately after exercise, everyone has just finished training, forget it." ”

“……”

After a moment of coldness, Yue Yun finally came back to his senses: "It's also true, everyone is very tired, it's better to have a dinner party another day, heh, it's still my host, everyone must give face!" ”

"Definitely, definitely."

The relieved crowd soon dispersed, except for three.

Wang Lu didn't leave, Wen Bao didn't dare to walk around, and Mu Xiao was looked at by Wang Lu with interest, and the soles of his feet couldn't move as if they had roots.

Thinking of the gambling contract of one cent and one hundred spirit stones, Mu Xiao's heart was miserable, he had worked hard in the sect for thirty years, and he had various welfare subsidies in Tiance Hall for nearly three years, and his net worth was only one or two thousand spirit stones. This bet is down, and it's really not enough to sell yourself!

However, thinking of this, Mu Xiao gritted his teeth again: What are you afraid of!? If it's a big deal, go to the Sword Shrine to retreat for a hundred years, and discuss with the master about advancing the Sword Shrine subsidy, how can you pay off the debt!

Wang Lu smiled: "Senior Brother Mu Xiao, it's not early, are you interested in having a meal together?" I'm in for a treat. ”

"Humph! Eat it, go to the sword mound, and you can't eat it? ”

"Ha Luha, senior brother is arrogant!" Wang Lu nodded, "It just so happens that I know that there is an excellent restaurant near Lu Dao, and you probably haven't been there yet, senior brother." ”

"Hmph, the sword mountain and the sea of fire are also unavoidable! You lead the way! ”

Wen Bao next to him was really puzzled: "Senior Brother Wang Lu, why do I feel that the atmosphere is a little wrong?" Do you have anything with Senior Brother Mu Xiao? ”

Wang Lu said earnestly: "I am innocent with him. ”

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