Chapter 28: The Program (Part I)
After being ridiculed by Gu Luo to make up for the knife, Liu Zeyang disappeared from the WeChat chat in an instant, obviously considering the matter of the show, and quickly explained to his girlfriend.
If Fruit TV really doesn't want to be disciplined, and even cares about behind-the-scenes editing, then ......
Let's be honest and lenient first.
"You can sell rot, but you must insist that you are performing brotherhood." Wen Jia also read the manuscript sent by the fruit table, Huo, they really dare to ask. "It's a pity, there are no variety shows like this."
Maybe it's because the fruit station is doing too well, maybe the magic capital thinks that such a convulsive variety show doesn't meet the aura of the magic capital, maybe the schedule has been occupied by the recently popular, blind date, and adjustment programs.
There is really no serious one in the magic capital, and every issue invites popular stars to come, everyone makes games together, interacts with fans, and promotes variety shows of new dramas and new films.
But...... Isn't the magic capital not bad?
Anyway, satellite channels, broadcast nationwide.
"It's just the two of us all at once, and I'm really not used to it."
Voldemort has signed up for the program of the Spring Festival Gala for ordinary people, and is now in various "tricks" of stealing magic. Wenjia signed him up for a lot of magic training classes.
This kind of private class, which is similar to private teaching, is very loosely managed, basically, pay money, and then hire a third-rate magician to teach a few tricks. But that's what makes it easy to do.
The Magicians Guild also let him in.
Now Voldemort is either in a study class or in the association, plus all kinds of large-scale "preparations" to attract the attention of the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala.
In the past, the chief directors were all from CCTV, but this year is more special, that person turned out to be from a local station. Although Tianjin is very close to the emperor, this breakthrough is already breathtaking.
Since the chief director took over the baton in the summer of this year, the first sentence he released was that this year he only looks at the effect and not the fame.
Many media are analyzing whether this sentence means declaring war on the previous cross talk kings and sketch kings.
or is provoking a certain comedic star who is red to purple outside, if you are not the emperor, you can be the chief director.
The reason why this director's words have all turned into dissatisfaction and provocation is purely the secrecy of the Spring Festival Gala, which really makes everyone a little bored. Hence all sorts of negative speculations.
But watching the excitement is looking at the excitement, as a director of the Spring Festival Gala, he can only say this.
After all, the only thing that can fight with "nostalgia" now is "innovation".
This is good for Voldemort, you must know that even if the new director of Tianjin talks about using newcomers, but the quality of the program has declined in recent years, and the audience's expectations for the old faces are getting higher and higher.
The director of Tianjin will definitely compromise on the zero-point singing of cross talk sketches, but there is not much criticism for programs like magic and the use of new faces.
Because the magic actors with old faces back then, whether it was their skills or their appearance, they were obviously a little ...... It's not very nostalgic.
Voldemort went to the unlucky temporary mission to struggle, and Sasuke was at work.
After mastering the operation of various cameras, camcorders, lenses, voice recorders, etc.,
With the help of Transfiguration and Illusion, as well as Basic Body Techniques, the internship was successful.
Photographed, fully enclosed shooting, a set of photos of next year's New Year's drama "Looking for Her in the Dream of Dunhuang".
At first, when all the media could only lie on the hillside and eat sand to take panoramic views, Sasuke was able to shoot such a set of stills, as well as the kiss scenes of the actors and actresses, which was really ......
It's time to get out of school.
The conspiracy in Kurolo...... Oh no, it was arranged, Sasuke sent the memory card directly to the crew, saying that he had just entered the industry, and he just wanted to try his guts, so he came to the Dunhuang crew to shoot secretly, and he knew that the other party was unwilling to make it public, so he sent the photos back so as not to cause losses to the crew.
The Dunhuang crew was taken aback by this set of photos at first, each crew has a selling point, just like the old signboard of the spy war drama that was sold by the spy heart, and later it was the dark horse of Kuluoluo, and the Dunhuang crew sold so much that the star-studded big names gathered and mysterious.
They are so mysterious this time that they haven't even announced the list of actors, using this as a hype selling point.
In order to keep it secret, the crew has even offended the media a little, if so many photos on the set are exploded at this time, not only will the previous mysterious work be wasted,
It may even give media practitioners a bad impression that they deliberately sold off in the past, just to give a peer exclusivity.
However, the crew inquired many times, and there was indeed no news revealed outside.
This makes this crew feel quite fresh, and the whole crew has a good impression of this mysterious guy marked as Z, and it seems that the other party is still a little ...... Professional ethics. Unlike a certain studio that is already notorious in the circle.
Several main creators also reciprocated according to the habits of the people of the Celestial Empire, and sent a few messages to the mailbox left by Sasuke.
The heavier thing is the heroine, who tells Sasuke that she is two months pregnant, and has made an appointment for a prenatal checkup in a certain place on a certain day of the month, and after Sasuke sells the news, she will take the opportunity to disclose the pregnancy news.
There is also the director, his baby daughter will graduate and return to China next year, and her daughter will inherit her father's business. When the time comes, he will help his daughter make her first film.
Sasuke suddenly gained N big-name private email addresses and numbers, and more than a dozen big and small headlines in the entertainment industry.
Compared with this harvest, the Dunhuang stills are even a bit insignificant.
After receiving those emails, Sasuke, Voldemort, and Bunga looked at Kurolo with admiration at the same time
Sure enough, listen to the leader, that's right.
"The relationship between the media and celebrities is that of a water boat, if they can, all celebrities want to have media that are familiar, give face, have good professional ethics, and can protect themselves at critical moments. And now that monetary interests are paramount, Sasuke's behavior of returning the photo is even more precious, and they give you secret news this time, one is to return the gift, and the other is to test whether you can become their [partner], and recently focus on attacking them. ”
The leader finished explaining, and then Sasuke went on a mission. If it weren't for the crossover, Sasuke would have been doing various tasks as a ninja by now, so he was used to this mode.
"I'm really looking forward to it......" After reminiscing about the two companions who were not there, Wenjia looked forward to tomorrow's trip, he had not personally participated in the filming of variety shows.
Oops, it is said that the fruit station specializes in raising a group of professional fans, and it is said that the fruit station pays professional fans, and it is said that professional fans also have ranks. It is said that I was moved to cry, and there was a bonus for such a scene.
The vigorous variety show movement of Fruit Station has successfully made the audience from other places hear a lot of longing for "supposedly".
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So the next day, Wen Jia sat in the audience with a bloody face, the bright and beautiful stage in the center, watching the host who was moving and matching the script, and performing the most determined group dance......
Well, those bright things don't need his attention.
He was now in the audience as a fan, looking at the bald head with the headset in front of him and the piece of cloth shaking in his hand.
"Come on, come on, let's make up the expressions, the audience in District 1, now look at the cloth in my hand, don't look at the host over there. Make a surprised face!! Come...... Very good, now raise the sign in your hand and cheer, good, good, warmer, crazy!! Okay, the performance in the back is good, and the front is more enthusiastic. ”
"............" sat in the front row and was vaguely named by Wenjia.
By the way, Wenjia was also vaguely glanced at by the two people sitting next to him, and he didn't feel "staring", but that look was "where did this stupid hat come from".
For the sake of face, Wen Jia also enthusiastically devoted, facing a piece of cloth, showing enthusiasm, madness, slightly sad polite applause and other expressions.
This is called reshooting, after the variety show starts, the audience's expressions are more real, but occasionally they are not good enough or there are some accidents, such as the host suddenly said a funny thing, the audience laughed, and the camera filmed it, but there happened to be an audience drinking saliva or something.
Do you tell the audience to keep an eye out for the host to tell jokes and not drink water, or do you tell the host to tell jokes when the audience is sitting upright?
Therefore, it is necessary to reshoot the shots, which is to hurt the novice who has a bit of a dreamy idea of the production of the scene on the screen.
But fortunately, I was a little depressed in the early stage, but after the show opened, it was quite enjoyable. Especially if they are filming variety shows now, they are still funny variety shows. Some jokes are more interesting to watch directly on the spot.
For example, Liu Zeyang, who played Zhao Xiaolong, came out coolly when he appeared, and then was directly hit in the face by the jet that created the effect, and was sprayed back into the channel.
"I think the director will be reluctant to cut this shot." Everyone in the room laughed. And in the words of the male host, the mistakes that should have been reduced were left by the undisciplined director, and they were repeated over and over again.
At the beginning of the program, I naturally introduced a few guests. The male host diligently focuses on introducing beautiful women, and the female host is holding handsome guys with. The very commonly used mode will give the audience a sense of substitution.
But this time the hostess is obviously a little more nymphomaniac. In front of Kurolo, this and that have been old for a long time.
"Don't laugh, be serious, and now introduce the guests. Laugh at me again, I ate you! The hostess immediately looked at the camera "viciously".
"Married people, reserved." The male host is appropriately teasing.
The hostess wiped her saliva exaggeratedly, and then loudly introduced, "Let's welcome the handsome guy Luo Rui in the hit drama "Spy Heart"!" Gu Luo!!! ”
Kurolo's hair today is not combed back like Luo Rui, but has become Sanqi broken hair, which hides the sharpness and looks more elegant and chic. The crimson windbreaker on his body makes the whole person a lot more lively and warm.
The fans who chased after the magazine all the way looked at Kulolo like this, and their faces turned red unconsciously.
This person is really perfect, what kind of temperament and what kind of personality seems to be seen in him.
Elegant, dashing, cold, wise, warm, dangerous, all fantasy requirements, he has.
"Very good, let's quickly move on to our first game session, and the dark cuisine will be examined!." After the atmosphere was enough, the assistants around the scene immediately piled up everything on the stage.
One of them is a sofa for the guests to sit on, a table, and various plates with lids on the table.
Although he had already known about the process of this show, Wen Jia suddenly felt that he needed to worry about it now.
All the guests were divided into two groups to fight. This time, "Spy Heart" came with six people, male and female protagonists, two males and two females, three males and four males. Six people were divided into exactly two groups.
Two people answer questions, and one person is responsible for eating. What is eaten? Naturally, it is a dark dish. It's not silkworm chrysalis cooking, it's scorpion cooking. It's a dish made by a real idiot.
For example, scrambled eggs with soy sauce and mustard. Sweet and sour toast, stuffed salted fish, etc. Not to mention the strange materials, it was made by a real kitchen cooking killer in the program team.
The taste is absolutely superb.
It can be said that the person in charge of eating, so far, has not survived the three problems.
"So let's start grouping now...... Hey? "The female host originally meant that the male protagonist and the female protagonist were in a group, and there were three male supporting groups left, and such a title was the [Kill Show Affection] combination. But she wasn't done yet.
I saw that among the six people, five of them grabbed Kurolo's clothes with brushes.
The two ladies directly hugged one arm of Kulolo's side, the three men and the fourth man grabbed Kulolo's clothes, the male protagonist started relatively late, and he could only come out of Kulolo and put his shoulders on his shoulders.
The expressions of the five men were equally resolute. "I'm in a group with Gu Luo!"
"............" what a magical situation.
"Oooooooooooo I don't know what to do with it, but there are people cheering when they see it.
"Power on, power on!" Several directors roared at the same time.
The two hosts tacitly looked at the six people with innocent expressions, Kurolo smiled calmly, and the other people were slightly embarrassed, but they didn't flinch from each other, what kind of joke. The opening game of Fruit Table is famous all over the country. That lump of stuff is absolutely as disgusting as it looks.
What's the best way to do it? Of course, it's not wrong! Even if it is a character who chooses to answer the question, they need to be responsible for eating after the person who eats is "killed".
So...... I have to be in a group with a genius student!!!
The host naturally seized this opportunity to ask, and several people were embarrassed to answer the host's question, some of the glorious deeds of Kurolo.
"Don't I believe it's so powerful?" The hostess immediately took out the question board, these are all questions that will be asked later.
"Who was the trigger of the First World War?"
"Archduke Ferdinand and the assassin Princip."
"Nothing can be done in English when you translate your heart's desire"
“Nothingisimpossibletoawilli。”
I asked five questions in a row, and if I continued to ask them, the questions would be gone. And every time Kurolo answered a question, the audience burst into screams and cheers.
The hostess turned on her mobile phone and searched for the question "x+2y=4,2xy=-21, solve this equation!" In a minute! No, within thirty seconds. No pen and paper. ”
Who let the crazy hostess also feature this show, just after the hostess made her "resourcefulness" defeat the genius and posed as a villain.
"When x=-3, y=7/2, and x=7, y=-3/2." Gracefully smiled, and then looked at the time, about ten seconds. Well, that includes the time taken away by the hostess's loud laughter.
"Ahhhh
"It seems that Gu Luo can only be responsible for eating. I understand you. The male host patted the shoulders of several other leading actors, sympathizing with each other.
If Kurolo is not involved in answering the questions, then there is nothing to fight about. Complied with the previous host's expected comparison arrangement. The two teams were responsible for eating Kurolo and Yanagisawa Hiroshi.
It's not bad to have such an alternative duel that is difficult for the male protagonist to match.
After 10 minutes......
"Thank you for your hospitality." Kurolo politely put down his chopsticks and wiped his mouth with a tissue next to him, his movements so graceful that one suspected that he was eating a French meal.
Although the teammates around Culolo are a little piggy, the rules of the game are ......
If you make a mistake, you will eat. The person in charge of eating dies, and the person who answers the question lasts eats by himself, until all are killed.
And the Kurolo group...... After eating it all, he himself had nothing to do. Instead, men and women are paired together......
"How did you get to eat!!" That's scary enough in terms of quantity, not to mention the taste.
[He's from Meteor Street, what do you say?] Wenga found himself complaining again.
His previous fears were indeed right. What should I do if this variety show is broken by Kurolo.
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By the way, here is a reminder, the entertainment industry in this article is half empty, in order not to accidentally hack everyone's favorite stars and shows.
And also...... That Zhen Huan spread 200 times should be true. I remember the light of Shanghai...... Satellite TV, comprehensive, TV drama channels, there are three channels that have broadcast Zhen Huan's biography.