Chapter 174: Double Reed Pickle Girl
"Amour...... Brother Bao, Brother Bao, she didn't see your frustrated face, how could she love it? How to love?! Wang said earnestly.
"You ......" Shi Xiaobao was so angry that he couldn't speak.
"You don't look at you like this, you still want to eat swan meat like a toad! By the way, I almost forgot to ask you, what happened to you and Yuanyuan? ”
"Hey...... Not to mention, after I went with them, I took a boat for a few days, I grew up inland in my life, there was a boat, the waves were monstrous, the bitter gall was vomited, and I didn't say a few words to her during the days I sailed in the sea...... The most depressing thing is that after I went to a desert island, they actually returned by boat......" Shi Xiaobao said, already with a handful of snot and tears.
"Holy, that...... That...... Aren't you just masturbating alone for a few months? ”
"What else! On that island, in addition to an old woman, there are a few sisters, but one is uglier than the other, just like a man, grandma's, Lao Tzu might as well use his left and right hands. Shi Xiaobao said indignantly.
"And then?"
"Later, I trained for a few months, and the old witch said that I had left the school and asked me to carry out a mission, and I was still happy at that time, thinking that I could be with Yuanyuan, but as a result, I didn't see half a hair of Yuanyuan at all......"
"You're on a mission alone?"
"No, I arranged a partner, it's Xiuzhu."
"Ah...... Bamboo repair! Wang Stupid thought of the cold woman.
"Yes, grandma's, you can change your sister paper at will, arrange a horse of yours for me, my friend's wife can't bully Brother Bao, I can still distinguish it, doesn't it make it difficult for me to do! Damn old witch!! Shi Xiaobao gritted his teeth, his face burning with anger, as if he had a deep hatred with the old witch.
"Ahem...... Not my horse......"
"Damn, you still don't admit it, when I take the boat to the island, she often asks you intentionally or unintentionally, and after partnering with me, she asks you about you every day, which makes me feel bad, what do you have to say about a big pervert, every day in addition to sleeping and sleeping in the girl......"
“…… And then, you just ran away? Wang Fool's forehead was straight with black lines, he could imagine how much Shi Xiaobao spared no effort to hack him in front of Xiuzhu.
"Well, at that time, let me kill a target person, the target person took a little girl to eat KFC, I aimed at it for a long time, but I couldn't do it, so I just picked up the guy and flashed people."
"What about Xiuzhu?"
"Xiuzhu said that the organization will hunt me down, let me hide as far as I want."
"Ah......h
"I'm afraid of Mao, if the old witch doesn't trouble me, forget it, if you dare to pester Brother Bao, Brother Bao will raze that island to the ground!" Shi Xiaobao is arrogant.
"Do you know where the island is?"
“…… I don't know. ”
"Then you're still angry! Ay...... Forget it, the mistake has been made, you should be careful in the future, don't eat the gun for no reason, it's not cost-effective, you're still a place! Wang Fool looked sad.
"Stupid brother, the happiness of my next life depends on you." Shi Xiaobao's eyes lit up, staring at the path by the lake like a lantern.
"Coming?" Wang Du subconsciously looked back.
At one end of the trail, a girl in a black tracksuit appeared.
Although the girl is wearing a black sportswear, it is not dull at all, the ponytail tied to her head keeps jumping, and her petite body is full of youthful vitality.
Because he is too far away, he looks down on his facial features, but just by looking at the image, Wang Du gives ten points.
At this time, Shi Xiaobao's whole person was stupid, looking at the trail blankly, as if he had lost his soul.
Gradually, the girls are getting closer and closer.
It's beautiful!
When the girl approached the villa, she began to slow down, which made Wang Stupid more observant. The girl's skin is as white as snow, the blow can be broken, the willow waist is slender, the jade hands are like green onions, and she is extremely soft.
This girl is not much better than a group of girls that Wang Du knows, at most slightly inferior to Su Xue, although she does not have Su Xue's posture of not eating fireworks in the world, but such a beautiful and unearthly girl is also difficult to find in the world.
Wang Stupid desperately scraped his head, and the thin words in it were enough to describe this girl.
The girl is near.
At this time, whether it was Wang Stupid or Shi Xiaobao, they were all demented.
The girl seemed to notice that the two big men were staring at her and glanced this way, Wang Stupid and Shi Xiaobao hurriedly avoided each other's gaze and pretended to look at the scenery by the lake.
"Let's go ......"
Wang Stupid was excited, suddenly woke up, and immediately got up.
"I'm afraid ......"
What made Wang Stupid vomit blood was that Shi Xiaobao finally dropped the chain at this critical moment, grabbed his shirt, and looked at him timidly.
"Damn, we're all here, I can't give up halfway." Wang stupidly hates iron and does not become steel.
"Stupid brother, I'm ...... I...... Forget it......"
"No, even if you go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire today, you have to go!"
"She's in the house."
"......" Wang Fool looked back, and suddenly looked stunned, only to see that the girl had opened the door and entered the magnificent villa.
"Let's go." Shi Xiaobao looked depressed.
"No, I'll knock on the door!"
"Ah...... Stupid brother, don't mess around, if she calls the police, we'll be miserable. ”
"Hey...... You deserve to for the rest of your life. Wang sat down stupidly.
"Next time." Shi Xiaobao sighed and looked back at the villa from time to time.
"Tomorrow after tomorrow, tomorrow is so much, I live for tomorrow, everything will come to pass!" Wang Stupid shook his head.
"Huh...... She's out! ”
"Holy, so fast!"
Wang Fool followed Shi Xiaobao's gaze and saw that the girl was closing the door, and at this time she had changed into a dark green windbreaker, looking from a distance, it looked like a lotus flower, and it looked like an empty valley orchid, giving people a quiet and dusty temperament.
"Don't worry!"
Wang Fool grabbed Shi Xiaobao, and after the girl went out and walked for a while, the two followed from a distance.
The two were afraid that the girl would find out, so they hung far behind, and after leaving the community, they walked a few hundred meters and arrived at a nearby shopping mall.
When you get closer to the mall, it's much easier to keep an eye on them, after all, the mall is full of people, and the girls won't notice them at all.
The girl looked around, seemingly a little absent-minded.
"She's watching the surveillance cameras." Shi Xiaobao lowered his voice.
"Ah...... What is she going to do? Wang was stunned.
"Stealing."
"......" Wang Stupid doesn't know much about girls, because Shi Xiaobao hid a lot and didn't tell Wang Hanbo's evaluation of girls.
"She's mentally ill and has to steal to get it out."
"Damn, are you still chasing mental illness? What diseases need to be relieved by stealing? Wang was startled.
"You don't understand it."
While the two were talking, the girl seemed to be standing in the hallway, hesitated slightly, and then walked straight to the counter where she was buying cosmetics.
Then, the two began to wait for a long time, because the girl kept trying on makeup, one would ask for this, the other would ask for that, and the two waiters selling cosmetics would be in a hurry.
After a while, a few more girls who bought cosmetics consulted, and at this moment of confusion, the girls politely put down the cosmetics in their hands, got up and left.
"She's got it!" Shi Xiaobao was inexplicably excited, and his face turned red.
"It's just a few bottles of cosmetics, what are you excited about?!" Wang Stupid was a little impatient, he was in the middle of a whirlpool now, and he was not in the mood to watch a thief stealing something.
"Let's ......" Seeing that the girl was leaving, Shi Xiaobao looked at Wang Du with a pleading face.
"Okay, I'll do you one more time, remember, you can't back down!" Wang Du warned.
"No, no, no!" Shi Xiaobao swore solemnly.
"Well, you have to listen to me!" Wang Fool said with a stern face.
"What do you want to do?" Shi Xiaobao was stunned.
"You don't care, anyway, we're going to find an excuse to get close to her."
"Will the plan be released?" Shi Xiaobao's eyes lit up.
"Well said, well said! From now on, you are a thief and I am a policeman! Wang Du handed the backpack to Shi Xiaobao, after all, it is not like that for a policeman to carry a backpack.
"Ah...... Hey, what do you want to do? ”
"Don't be verbose, just act when the opportunity arises."
“……”
"Let's go!"
Wang Fool grabbed Shi Xiaobao's right arm, his expression became stern, and he was righteous and awe-inspiring, full of fearless righteousness. At this moment, Wang Fool has already incarnated as a people's policeman, and soon entered the role.
The two quickened their pace to catch up with the girl who was walking out of the mall.
"Stop!" Wang stupidly and majestically blocked the girl's way.
"Ah...... What are you doing? The girl looked at Wang Fool's face full of justice, and there was a hint of panic on her face.
"You should know who I am, right?"
"I don't understand what you're talking about." The girl took a step back and wanted to go.
"What's in your pocket?" Wang asked rhetorically.
"I'm ......"
"He just stole a lot of things in the mall, and I caught the scene, and just as you left, the vanity cabinet in the mall was stolen, and I suspect you are in a gang." Wang Du pushed Shi Xiaobao hard like an eagle catching a chicken.
"I ...... I...... I didn't ......" the girl had a panicked and helpless expression.
"We ...... Ah! ”
"Peng!"
Shi Xiaobao jumped up suddenly, and the backpack in his hand smashed Wang Fool's head, Wang Fool was caught off guard and was smashed squarely, screamed, "plopped", and fell to the ground.
"Let's run!"
Shi Xiaobao took the girl and ran wildly, and in a blink of an eye, she ran away without a trace.
"Damn, isn't the script so good...... It's ruthless! Seeing that the two of them ran away without a trace, Wang Stupid touched his swollen forehead and got up scolding. At this time, there were already a lot of people who didn't know the truth around to watch the excitement.
Wang Stupid didn't dare to stay for a long time, and hurried out of the mall.
"Alright, finally free!"
Standing on the bustling street, Wang Stupid sighed. He had been thinking about how to get rid of Shi Xiaobao, but he didn't expect Shi Xiaobao to solve this trouble. Originally, Wang Stupid also wanted to let the two get close to each other, so that Shi Xiaobao would leave coldly when he was distracted.