Chapter 33: What did the teacher teach the elementary school students?
"Ding Dong!"
"Attention host, the new quest will be activated immediately."
"The new mission has been activated, this mission code 00003, the content of this mission: rewrite the election results, no matter the means! Time for an hour! ”
It's a universal contract for all evil! This electronic hole, occasionally interspersed with a sound of lack of beating, turned into ashes, and Gu Jihai could easily distinguish it.
"Holy!" Gu Jihai, who closed his eyes and was so drowsy that he slapped his forehead suddenly, and he burst into foul language without paying attention to his public image. It's been a long time since I've seen the universal contract come out and make a fuss, and the comfortable Gu Jihai almost forgot that there was such a piece of on his crotch that could never be wiped off.
"Boss, please discuss it with me in advance the next time you release a task, okay? It also gave me some time to prepare. Don't always think of something and decide as soon as you pat your head, you get hot-headed, and when you have a fever, you will fart, you don't care about anything, hang high, I'm wiping my ass! ”
Gu Jihai complained helplessly in his heart, there were ten thousand reluctances, but he still stood up helplessly, he knew that once the task of the universal contract was issued, it would be impossible to change it, and it was better to persuade a slut to be good. This makes it a little less difficult.
got up and took two small steps, Gu Jihai leaned over and said a word to the generation of the minority group, and when the other party nodded, he straightened his waist, at this time, Gu Yulong had already announced the count of the votes obtained by each of the four electees.
"Wait for Lao Tzu!" Gu Jihai roared violently, and when the word 'I' came to his mouth, he forcibly replaced it with 'Lao Tzu'. In the countryside, if you don't know a few foul words, you can't control the scene at all.
Sure enough, Gu Jihai roared, and everyone's eyes were focused on Gu Jihai, even Gu Yulong, who sang the votes, and the four village elders who counted the votes, without exception, all of them paid attention to Gu Jihai.
Gu Jihai had a cold face, ignored everyone's different eyes, and came to Gu Yulong with a step on his waist.
"You go down for me!" Gu Yulong is a black-handed figure of the five families, Gu Jihai doesn't have a good face to show him, let alone a respectful tone: "As a government civil servant, the official position is not as big as a sesame mung bean, but he has repeatedly used the power in his hands to manipulate the election in the village, and some other dirty things of yours, I also know more or less about it, don't think that the phone number of the Commission for Discipline Inspection is very confidential, be careful that Lao Tzu sues you!" ”
"What do you want to do?" As soon as he saw that it was Gu Jihai who was messing around, Gu Yulong frowned at that time and said unhappily.
Gu Jihai is now a celebrity in Gujia Village, and even in the whole township, people in other villages only know about his outstanding performance in the overturning incident in the downtown area, but Gu Yulong, as a person from Gujia Village, although he has not been in the village for many years, he has heard more or less about Gu Jihai beating Gu Qiaosheng angrily.
I have long heard that the second son is arrogant and domineering, and has a short temper, especially the point of being unforgiving, which is better than his father's youth, and now he is more famous when he sees it. It's a bit of a hassle.
"What? Didn't want to do anything. Gu Jihai looked sideways, and his momentum was not weak: "The votes will be invalidated, and the voting election will be re-conducted." ”
"Whose little one? What are you messing about, now your village is holding a village cadre election, you go down quickly! In just a moment, the two staff members sent by the township government had already caught up, both of them were gay men, and they were about to drag Gu Jihai out of the country with a black face.
"Don't worry about this, it's a matter for our village. Gu Qiaosheng operated in the dark, and he tossed back and forth with three tickets in his hand. Gu Jihai broke away from the hands of the two staff members of the township government, rushed over, grabbed Gu Yulong's hand, pulled out three paper balls, and opened them one by one, and it was the names of the three candidates of the five families:
Gu Neng, Gu Chun, Gu Xiaosong!
Rumble!
The audience exploded at once!
In fact, in the previous life, when Gu Jihai's father calculated his votes in his heart, the number of votes fell below the minimum budget value, and he immediately went crazy, asked for a recount, and tore up the ballot box, but found that most of the votes in it had not been expanded, so as to make it transparent the fact that Gu Yulong used the fake votes that had been hidden in his hand in advance to operate in the dark. In this process, Gu Daoyuan also found that the proportion of his real votes seemed to be far lower than the budget value, that is to say, many people in the four families were bought by some people in the five families, voted for the hostile opponent, and found that Gu Daoyuan, who was not in a good situation, asked for a new election the next day. The five families who were in a loss had no choice but to accept Gu Daoyuan's suggestion. That night, Gu Daoyuan's family visited the four families one by one, only saved part of the votes, and was unable to return to the sky, so he had no choice but to retreat, gave up the expected village party secretary or village secretary, and pushed Gu Jihai's mother out of the village to participate in the election, and won the victory of the post of village women's director.
It's just that this time it was Gu Jihai who had known about it in advance.
Of course, he will not choose to settle for the second best thing like his father.
"What do children know, don't make trouble, come out with me." The two township government workers were unhappy at that time.
Gu Yulong is from the Finance Bureau in the district, and he has had a lot of cooperation with their leaders and has a close relationship, and they were sent down by the leaders to escort Gu Yulong for the interests of the family. The world is big, the leader is the biggest, under the orders of the leader, they automatically ignored the troubles that Gu Yulong was exposed by Gu Jihai!
In fact, they didn't take Gu Jihai seriously at all, even including other villagers.
"What the fuck are you two doing, don't be embarrassed." The partiality of the supervisors was too explicit, which provoked Gu Jihai to suddenly be furious, kicked away one of the township government workers who dragged him outside, pointed at the nose and eyes of the two, and said: "The government sent you two here to maintain the fairness of the election work, I don't care what kind of dirt there is between you and Gu Yulong, as long as you dare to pull the bias again, blow the black whistle, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will call a few people, and I will kill you today!" ”
"If you are willing to die, Lao Tzu is willing to bury!" Gu Jihai viciously put down his cruel words.
There was a lot of noise on one side, and suddenly there was the sound of something scraping stones on the other side.
When he turned his head, it was Gu Jihai's father, Gu Daoyuan, who was finding a flat pole out of nowhere, dragging it, and was coming over to this side, scraping the bluestone masonry courtyard with a loud sound, which frightened the staff of the two township governments at that time.
They are here to make meritorious contributions to please the leaders, but they are not here to send them to death.
The two supervisors looked at each other, and they couldn't help but look at Gu Yulong for help.
Gu Yulong also saw Gu Daoyuan's menacing, but he didn't react immediately, and pondered there with a straight face.
In terms of fighting, the people of the five families are not vegetarians, not to mention that the people of the four families are not united, but this incident has a very bad impact on his career, and looking at Gu Jihai's face full of words and about to be killed, he knows that Lu Dao is not a fuel-efficient lamp.
It seems that Gu Jihai, a kid, is a big ghost, and he really knows a little bit about government affairs, and it is really a headache to make trouble.
I have long heard that Gu Jihai's grades in school are very good, he is at the top of his class, and he is the only one among his peers in the village who has won the certificate of three good students. The more I read, the more reactionary I became. In comparison, the other tea sticks in the village are not as hairy as this kid, who is the three good students, and who is the naughty oily ghost.
It's true, the teachers in the school are not good at teaching now, and they are teaching the students something!