Chapter 59: The Sorrowful Uncle

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Probably everyone was wondering why the iron rooster started plucking, leaving a stomach full of doubts, full of question marks. But when they entered the small shop and saw the enchanting proprietress they woke up.

The only one who can pluck the iron rooster is the bewitching mature woman. And there are really not many people who can reach the level of the boss lady.

Although the proprietress is not very beautiful, the perfect figure of the swaying between walks is enough to push her to the altar and win a demon name.

When they saw the honest boss with a beard, they kept beating their chests and feet, and scolded in their hearts for the boring words of envy, jealousy and hatred such as flowers inserted in cow dung and good cabbages arched by pigs. I can't wait to discuss it with God, spend decades in exchange for an opportunity to be born so early for more than ten years, and compete with the boss. will not end up with a lifelong regret.

Even though the proprietress is no longer young now, that mature charm is still stirring their nerves, making them unconsciously want to kiss Fangze. There are even more evil people who are already turning clouds and rain in their minds very unruly. But in any case, as law enforcers, they must lead by example after all!

The dishes were ready, Sister Jiaojiao took off her apron and walked out of the kitchen, and came to the uncle to ask for the little girl.

The uncle smiled and invited, "Have a drink?" ”

Sister Jiaojiao rolled her eyes and said, "You have to give us a reason, right?" ”

The uncle opened his mouth and came: "Cheers to your beauty!" ”

The people around are also in line: "Cheers! ”

But Sister Jiaojiao shook her head directly without giving face: "Our beauty is our own business, and it is a great gift to be able to give you stinky men a few glances for free, but she still wants to take advantage of us in every possible way, and wants to be beautiful!" ”

The uncle was still not discouraged, and said with a smile: "I brought so many brothers to cheer you on today, I have to have a drink, right?" ”

Sister Jiaojiao thought about it and didn't refuse this time. Motioned to Nirvana to take a glass of wine, and said, "It's your own idea to bring someone to the party, we didn't beg you, and we didn't force you." So, let's only drink half a cup of this one! ”

As she spoke, Sister Jiaojiao raised her head and drank more than half a cup.

"Let's talk about a prosperous business together, enough for you to drink that little half of the remaining cup, right?" The uncle laughed again, and as soon as the words fell, he motioned for everyone to shout with him.

"Business is booming!"

Sister Jiaojiao glanced at her uncle and said with a light smile: "We are just a woman, not inside and outside." The things on the scene are all handled by our man! Therefore, whether to drink the rest of these wines or not, it should be up to our men to decide! ”

Boom

Everyone's eyes turned to Brother Li, who was squatting at the kitchen door and rolling a cigarette.

Brother Li stopped what he was doing, laughed, walked over, took the wine glass in Sister Jiaojiao's hand and drank it all, and said at the end: "Xie Luxie!" ”

After doing this, Brother Li returned to the kitchen door and rolled up his cigarette without distraction. Except for Sister Jiaojiao, Nirvana and Little Girl, everyone present couldn't help but feel disdain. Sima Zhao's heart is known to everyone, but this man is silent. It didn't look stupid, so everyone classified the silence as cowardice.

Sister Jiaojiao's eyes were full of disdain, and so did Nirvana and the little girl who didn't speak. But all three of them covered it up well.

Sister Jiaojiao wanted to leave, but a young man laughed loudly: "Boss, Uncle Liu is clearly coming for you, you have to have a statement, don't you?" ”

The uncle grabbed a steamed bun and hit the head of the young man who was screaming blindly. But the young man smiled even more happily. The rest of the people began to chimed in.

Sister Jiaojiao stopped, turned around and smiled: "Want to express? Very simple! ”

"Man, come here!" Sister Jiaojiao beckoned to Brother Li.

Brother Li, who had just lit a cigarette, hurriedly extinguished the cigarette and walked over quickly.

Sister Jiaojiao put the little girl down, pointed to her own man, and asked with a smile: "Compared with our man, who is taller?" ”

The police uncles and aunts were all silent, but the little girl said crisply: "Daddy! ”

Sister Jiaojiao asked again: "Compared with our man, who is more burly?" ”

No one answered.

The little girl still replied: "Daddy is burly! ”

Sister Jiaojiao continued to ask: "In terms of craftsmanship, who is good?" ”

"Daddy's!" The little girl held her small breasts and looked proud.

"In terms of honest character, who has the best character and who is the most honest?"

"Daddy!"

"If you were a woman, who would you choose to be your husband?"

"Daddy!"

Sister Jiaojiao smiled skillfully, Brother Li smiled silently, and the little girl was proud and excited. The uncle sitting next to him was full of sadness.

"That's what we mean!" Sister Jiaojiao smiled.

Everyone is silent!

The first two questions are undoubtedly about who can make a woman feel safe. While appearance isn't everything, it's crucial. Without a strong body, it is useless to have no courage.

And the third and fourth questions are about who is a good husband and who can take better care of their own women. A woman's choice of a husband is a lifelong affair. But what kind of man makes the perfect husband? Sister Jiaojiao gave her own answer: Brother Li!

With Sister Jiaojiao's appearance, you can definitely find a man with better looks and family background, but she chose a man who is honest and silent and has no interest in weekdays. If this man who is often labeled as "cowardly" has nothing special about it, can he make Sister Jiaojiao follow willingly and desperately?

"At our age, do we still need to seek excitement and play extramarital affairs?" The corners of Sister Jiaojiao's mouth showed disdain, and she said: "With our capital, who can have this qualification?" ”

No one answered, and there was an eerie silence.

Uncle Ha Lu Ha smiled, dispelled the calm atmosphere, and said: "Boss, although I was hit half to death by you today, it doesn't mean that I will be discouraged. I have been crisscrossing the flowers for more than 20 years, and it is rare to encounter a difficult bone! ”

"Tough bones?" Sister Jiaojiao's silver teeth clenched, gritting her teeth.

The uncle who came to his senses hurriedly slapped his mouth and said with a smile: "It's my slip of the tongue, punish yourself with a cup!" ”

Nirvana hurriedly poured a full glass of beer.

The uncle who couldn't cry or laugh could only drink it all heroically.

The anger on Sister Jiaojiao's face dissipated, and she smiled and said: "Everyone has a love for beauty, we can't control you, but we can control ourselves!" ”

"Man, you can also express your opinion!" Sister Jiaojiao twisted her man's ears.

Brother Li smiled and said, "I believe in my daughter-in-law!" ”

A simple and clear sentence, but who can ignore the truth in it?

A hundred years of repair can be crossed by the same boat, and ten thousand years of repair can be slept together. If the true love is still there, how can it be so easily dismantled?