Chapter 632: I am Tang Xiaosheng's wife, and my name is Xiaolongnu
Ever since he left Nanfeng Temple and started his journey to the West, Tang Xiaosheng has been looking forward to meeting goblins. He waited and waited, thinking about it, but unfortunately, the goblin never appeared.
In desperation, he had no choice but to let Bai Jingjing go to the demon world to spread small advertisements, falsely claiming that "eating Tang monk meat can lead to immortality".
Hard work pays off.
After Bai Jingjing spread the false advertisement, the next day, a goblin finally appeared.
Moreover, this goblin is still a small white dragon, which belongs to the rare goblin.
It's a pity that as soon as this goblin appeared, before Tang Xiaosheng could take a look, the goblin was scared away by Sun Wukong, which made Tang Xiaosheng happy.
"Wukong, do you know the origin of this little white dragon?"
The little white dragon was able to swallow the white horse in one bite and escape under Sun Wukong's eyelids, his ability was not small, Tang Xiaosheng was a little curious about the identity of this goblin.
Sun Wukong held the golden hoop stick in his hand, stepped forward, and said: "Master, this little white dragon has just fled to the west, and fifty miles to the west is the waters of the West Sea, I think this little white dragon should be from the West Sea Dragon Palace." ”
"West Sea Dragon Palace?"
Listening to him, Tang Xiaosheng remembered that there was such a plot in the TV series "Journey to the West": Tang Seng's white horse was killed by Xiao Bailong, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, and finally under the ignition of Guanyin, the little white dragon became Tang Seng's mount - White Dragon Horse.
Of course, this is only the plot of "Journey to the West", and the time and space in front of you is "Journey to the West", and the situation may not be the same.
Sun Wukong said: "Master, the little white dragon will eat your white horse." Tomorrow, my grandson will go to the Dragon King of the West Sea to ask for an explanation. ”
Tang Xiaosheng shook his head: "Although the little white dragon did eat the white horse, it is really inappropriate for us to rashly go to the Dragon King of the West Sea without evidence." What's more, a white horse is not worth much, and it is a bit of a fuss to bargain with the Dragon King of the West Sea for this little thing. ”
Sun Wukong said: "The white horse was eaten, this is the evidence." If the Dragon King of the West Sea dares not admit it, I will turn the waters of the West Sea upside down......"
Tang Xiaosheng waved his hand and interrupted, "Wukong." Not as a last resort. You don't want to use mana lightly. The road to learning from the scriptures is full of dangers, and there are still many places where you need to use mana, so you have to preserve your strength. ”
Although Sun Wukong has high mana. But the time and space of "Journey to the West" has no aura. Every time Sun Wukong fights. The mana has to be weakened a little, so in order to preserve the strength. You can only outwit as much as possible and reduce the number of battles.
Sun Wukong also understood this output, but he was still not convinced, and said: "Master, is it just the matter of the white horse being eaten?" ”
It's just that a white horse was eaten, Tang Xiaosheng didn't care, but he wanted to use this incident to make friends with the Dragon King of the West Sea, and by the way, he would ask the Dragon King about demonic energy.
So, Tang Xiaosheng said: "Of course we can't count it like this, but we must have evidence." Wukong, you now go to the nearby market and buy another white horse to come back, and tie it to the courtyard. The little white dragon came the first time, and she will probably come a second time. ”
Sun Wukong understood that Tang Xiaosheng wanted to use the white horse as a bait to lure the little white dragon to appear again, remembered something, and said: "Master, if I go to the market to buy a white horse now, what if the little white dragon takes advantage of the situation and sweeps you away?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng analyzed: "Wukong, you are too worried. The little white dragon has just been beaten away by you, I believe she won't come so soon, you go and come back quickly. ”
Sun Wukong also wanted to catch the little white dragon, thought about it, and finally decided to follow Tang Xiaosheng's advice and go to the nearby market to buy a white horse.
After making a decision, with a whoosh, Sun Wukong turned into a shadowless light, passed away quickly, and disappeared without a trace in an instant.
After Sun Wukong went to the market, Tang Xiaosheng left the living room and returned to the house, at this time, Bai Jingjing was still in the house, and she had already heard the conversation between Tang Xiaosheng and Sun Wukong just now.
"Jingjing, I have already separated Sun Wukong, he went to the market to buy a white horse, you leave now and go to Pansi Cave." Tang Xiaosheng said, "Otherwise, Sun Wukong will come back in a while, and it will be a little troublesome." ”
Bai Jingjing was worried about another thing, and said, "Supreme Treasure, now that goblins are coming to you, you must be careful." ”
Tang Xiaosheng smiled and said, "Don't worry, I know in my heart, it'll be fine." Stretching out his hand to hug Bai Jingjing, he advised, "It's you, after returning to Pansi Cave, pay attention to yourself." ”
Bai Jingjing hummed softly and nodded.
Tang Xiaosheng reminded: "Okay, let's go quickly, Wukong will be back soon." ”
Bai Jingjing also knew that it was time to go, but she was reluctant in her heart, and stretched out her little hand and hugged Tang Xiaosheng. She returned to Pansi Cave this time, and she didn't know when Lu Dao would be able to reunite with Tang Xiaosheng.
Tang Xiaosheng reassured: "Don't worry, the area covered by my 'Light Energy Vortex' is expanding little by little with an area of millions of square kilometers every day, and in about two months, the 'Light Energy Vortex' will be able to cover Pansi Cave." At that time, I will be able to directly monitor the situation of Pansi Cave from thousands of kilometers away, and you will not have to stay in Pansidong, you can come back to me. ”
Hearing what he said, Bai Jingjing felt a little relieved. Still, two months is a long time for her.
"Jingjing, it's time to go." After a moment, Tang Xiaosheng reminded.
"No, I'd like to hold it a little longer." Bai Jingjing said a little willfully, her little hand was still holding Tang Xiaosheng, and her delicate body was clinging to Tang Xiaosheng's arms.
She just wanted to hold on for a while before parting, Tang Xiaosheng had no reason to refuse a small request like this. Since she wants to hug a little longer, let's hold it a little longer.
In this way, Tang Xiaosheng and Bai Jingjing hugged each other.
Three minutes later.
"Goblin, let go of my master!"
At this time, there was a sudden loud cry from the room, which startled Tang Xiaosheng and Bai Jingjing.
Tang Xiaosheng looked back and was slightly stunned, only to see a monkey standing at the door of the house-Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong's efficiency is really high enough, and he came back so soon.
Sun Wukong had just bought a white horse from the bazaar, in order to rush back early to protect Tang Seng. He called for somersault clouds, and in the blink of an eye returned to the courtyard of the farmhouse. When Sun Wukong just tied the white horse to the courtyard, he sensed a demonic aura in the house, and he immediately carried the golden hoop stick and rushed into the house.
As a result, after rushing into the house, Sun Wukong saw a female goblin holding his master Tang Seng, and a wave of anger suddenly rose in his heart, and said, "Goblin, let go of my master!" ”
Bai Jingjing is still a little jealous of Sun Wukong. See Sun Wukong appear. She decided to get out of here right away. In order not to cause trouble to Tang Xiaosheng, Bai Jingjing's body flashed, turned into a white light, and flew away towards the house.
"Leprechauns. Where to run! ”
Sun Wukong shouted angrily. Carrying a golden hoop stick. Immediately chased after Izuku.
Bai Jingjing's speed is fast, but Sun Wukong's speed is even faster. Bai Jingjing had just run to the yard, and Sun Wukong had already chased after her. With a wave of the golden hoop stick, he was about to hit Bai Jingjing!
At this critical moment, Tang Xiaosheng also ran to the courtyard. When he saw the scene of Sun Wukong hitting Bai Jingjing with the golden hoop stick, Tang Xiaosheng couldn't help but be shocked, if this stick really hit Bai Jingjing, Bai Jingjing would probably be gone.
Human life is at stake, Tang Xiaosheng can't take care of much, so he can only rescue Bai Jingjing.
As soon as his mind moved, Tang Xiaosheng instantly released a super strong "air vortex", and with a whoosh, it covered Sun Wukong.
After being covered by the "air vortex", Sun Wukong's body suddenly lost his balance, and the golden hoop stick was also missed.
"Where did such a strange wind come from?"
For this sudden tornado, Sun Wukong was very puzzled. Because the wind was too strong, Sun Wukong's body was a little out of control, and he was almost swept up by the strong wind.
However, Sun Wukong calmed down slightly, and his body was still barely standing in the force of the strong wind.
The super strong "air vortex" released by Tang Xiaosheng has a wind force of up to 81, almost reaching the limit of the wind power, and even if it is a 10,000-pound boulder, it will be blown all over the sky like a small confetti.
There are two reasons why Sun Wukong was able to barely stand firm.
On the one hand, it was because he held a golden rod in his hand. The golden hoop rod is also known as "Dinghai Shenzhen Iron", which has the ability to fix the sea and can naturally resist strong winds; On the other hand, it is because of Sun Wukong's high mana.
After being entangled by the 81-level "air vortex", although Sun Wukong was not swept up by the strong wind, his body was basically unable to move.
Not long after, Sun Wukong suddenly became a little anxious, the monkey teeth bited, the golden light flashed, his arms lifted the golden hoop stick, and with a fierce wave, he hit the "air whirlpool" around him!
"Goblin, eat my grandson!!"
Rumble!!!
After being hit by Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick, the "air vortex" was like a balloon punctured by a needle, and with a pop, it suddenly "deflated" and disappeared in mid-air.
After bursting the "air vortex", Sun Wukong suddenly knelt on the ground, panting heavily, and the monkey paw wiped the cold sweat on his forehead.
In order to explode this "air whirlpool", Sun Wukong almost used all his strength to eat, and he didn't slow down for a while.
However, Sun Wukong is also the first person ever to break the strongest level of "air vortex".
Seeing that the "air vortex" was broken by Sun Wukong, Tang Xiaosheng was not surprised. Although the "air vortex" is a type of energy, its energy value is much smaller than that of Reiki. It's not a big problem to use the "air vortex" to deal with the little monsters, but if you deal with a master like Sun Wukong, you will be stretched.
Therefore, it is not surprising that Sun Wukong was able to burst the "air vortex".
Without thinking too much, Tang Xiaosheng stepped forward, came to Sun Wukong, and asked, "Wukong, you are fine, right?" ”
Sun Wukong carried the golden hoop stick, stood up, looked at Tang Xiaosheng, and said, "Master, my old grandson is late, so you were almost eaten by that white bone spirit." ”
Hearing this, Tang Xiaosheng secretly sighed in his heart, Sun Wukong deserved to have a pair of fiery eyes, and he could see at a glance that Bai Jingjing was a white bone essence.
Sun Wukong said: "It's a pity, I don't know where a strange wind came from just now, it actually trapped my old grandson and let the white bone spirit escape, otherwise, my old grandson will definitely beat the white bone spirit to death." ”
Tang Xiaosheng coughed and said, "Wukong, the teacher told you a long time ago, don't mess with the killing world." Even if you encounter a goblin, try to catch it alive. You beat the goblin to death with a single blow, how sad is the goblin? ”
Sun Wukong was stunned, he was so anxious just now that he almost forgot about it.
Tang Xiaosheng said: "This time, I finally let the white bone spirit run away, and I didn't make a big mistake." As a teacher, I won't punish you, but I won't make an example. He yawned and said, "Okay, it's late, you can go back to the living room and rest." ”
Sun Wukong said: "Master, I can't rest. A strange wind blew in the courtyard just now, and this strange wind was probably caused by a goblin. This strange wind is extremely strong, and the fact that the goblins are not small. If he comes to the door, Master will be in danger. My grandson is keeping vigil for Master in the living room tonight. ”
Hearing Sun Wukong's words. Tang Xiaosheng was a little moved, he and Sun Wukong had only known each other for a day, Sun Wukong was already so concerned about his safety, this monkey was indeed righteous enough.
But. Tang Xiaosheng made such a big effort. It's just to bring in the goblins. Deal with goblins a lot. If Sun Wukong stayed in the house, as soon as a goblin appeared, he was immediately beaten away by Sun Wukong. Tang Xiaosheng's plans were all in vain.
Therefore, in order to be able to meet the goblin, Tang Xiaosheng decided to let Sun Wukong rest and sleep well. As long as Sun Wukong is asleep, the goblin can take advantage of the weakness and come to Tang Xiaosheng for trouble.
Thinking of this, Tang Xiaosheng said, "Wukong, you just came out of the Five Elements Mountain today, you should get a good night's sleep." The little white dragon has been beaten away by you, and I believe that no goblin dares to harass him as a teacher tonight. ”
Sun Wukong shook his head and said, "Master, Guanyin Bodhisattva told me to do my best to protect Master and go to the West Heaven safely, get nervousness, and not be sloppy." ”
Tang Xiaosheng said: "Don't worry, you can rest." If there is something, Master will bear it, and Sister Guanyin will not blame you. ”
Sun Wukong still shook his head and insisted: "No, I have to keep vigil for Master." ”
It's really troublesome enough to meet a conscientious apprentice like Sun Wukong. However, no matter what, Sun Wukong must be put to sleep, otherwise, the goblin will not have a chance to get close to Tang Xiaosheng at all.
Tang Xiaosheng pondered for a moment, rolled his eyes, and suddenly had an idea, he was going to hypnotize Sun Wukong.
For a powerful character like Monkey King, general hypnotism doesn't work for him at all. In order to successfully hypnotize Sun Wukong, Tang Xiaosheng decided to use a super hypnotism - "sonic vortex" hypnosis.
Tang Xiaosheng is going to use the "sonic vortex" to create powerful hypnotic sound waves, and then hypnotize Sun Wukong.
After making a decision, Tang Xiaosheng said: "Wukong, since you can't sleep, it's better to do this, Master will sing you a song." ”
"Singing?" Sun Wukong frowned, and the monkey's face was full of doubts.
"Yes, singing." Tang Xiaosheng explained, "You have been pressed by the Buddha in the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, and today you finally came out, which is a great joy." On such a happy day, it is really unreasonable for the teacher not to hold a party for you to celebrate. After thinking about it, Master decided to sing a song for you to celebrate your early departure from the Marble Mountains. ”
Sun Wukong was not too interested in singing, but this was the master's intention, and he couldn't refuse, so he had to reluctantly agree.
"Wukong, borrow your golden hoop stick for your teacher." At this time, Tang Xiaosheng said.
Sun Wukong reminded: "Master, my golden hoop stick weighs 13,500 catties, and you can't hold it." ”
Tang Xiaosheng said: "You make the golden hoop stick lighter, and after it becomes smaller, you can borrow it for the teacher." ”
Sun Wukong nodded, took the golden hoop stick to his eyes, spit out the monkey's mouth, and a ball of aura invaded the golden hoop stick, and with a whoosh, the golden hoop stick suddenly shrank rapidly, turning into a small iron rod about a foot long.
At this time, the monkey's paw was stretched, Sun Wukong handed over the golden hoop stick, Tang Xiaosheng raised his hand to take it, held the golden hoop stick in his hand, squatted down, and said: "Wukong, you are willing to escort the master to the west to learn the scriptures, the master is very grateful." To express Master's gratitude, Master is now singing a song for you called "ONLY-YOU." ”
"Occasional oil?" Sun Wukong scratched the monkey's head and asked strangely, "Master, what is 'even oil'?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng explained: "'ONLY-YOU' is in English, and when translated into Chinese, it means 'only you'. Without further ado, I'll start singing for you now. ”
After speaking, Tang Xiaosheng held the golden hoop stick and used the golden hoop stick to beat the ground rhythmically, making the ground make a "dang dang dang" sound, and used it as the beat of singing.
Sun Wukong didn't understand music at all, and when he saw Tang Xiaosheng hitting the ground with a golden hoop stick, the monkey's face was full of doubts.
Tang Xiaosheng then asked: "Wukong, do you know what 'dangdangdang' is in the Dao?" ”
Sun Wukong frowned: "What 'dangdang'?" ”
"Dangdangdangdang is - only-you...... Can you protect me from the Western Longitude...... only-you…… Can kill demons and kill demons...... only-you…… Can protect me, teach crabs and mussels not to eat me...... You're the best. It's just onlyyou......"
So, while hitting the ground rhythmically with a golden hoop stick, Tang Xiaosheng sang the song "ONLY-YOU" sung by Tang Seng in Stephen Chow's version of the movie "Journey to the West".
However, Tang Xiaosheng did not simply sing with his voice, but secretly created a "sonic vortex" with a hypnotic effect, and circles of hypnotic sound waves swung towards Sun Wukong and invaded his body.
Tang Xiaosheng continued to sing: "only-you...... Don't blame the master for muttering...... Put on the golden hoop, don't be afraid of death, don't tremble...... I'll carry the black cauldron, and I'll send you to death...... Do your best for all beings. The sacrifice is also worth ...... Nan no Ami Camel Buddha ...... only-you……”
The song of "ONLY-YOU" wafted through the air. Under the effect of hypnotic sound waves, Sun Wukong's eyelids began to become heavier and heavier, and his consciousness became more and more confused.
After a while, Sun Wukong's monkey body slanted. Immediately he fell asleep.
"Whew-"
Seeing Sun Wukong in a coma. Tang Xiaosheng sighed softly. The effect of this "ONLY-YOU" is good, and it finally hypnotizes Sun Wukong.
After Sun Wukong was hypnotized, Tang Xiaosheng returned to the house. Lie in bed. Now there is no Monkey King guarding, the whole house is empty, if the goblins come to find it again, I believe it should directly harass Tang Xiaosheng.
So, Tang Xiaosheng stared calmly, patiently waiting for the appearance of the goblins.
The farmhouse where he lived was deep in the mountains, barren mountains and mountains, with no inhabitants nearby, and the surroundings were quiet.
In the silence, time passed minute by minute.
"Whew-"
I don't know how long later, the yard outside the house suddenly heard the sharp scream of the white horse!
Hearing this voice, Tang Xiaosheng was overjoyed in his heart, knowing that the goblin was here again. Before, when the little white dragon first appeared, the white horse used to let out the same exclamation.
"Could it be that the little white dragon is here again?" Thinking of this, Tang Xiaosheng immediately sat up and was about to go out to have a look.
Unexpectedly, before he could get out of bed, suddenly, a demonic aura quickly rushed into the house, instantly enveloping Tang Xiaosheng's body, and with a whoosh, the demonic qi directly swept Tang Xiaosheng's body away.
In a moment, Tang Xiaosheng's body disappeared from the house.
When he was wrapped in demonic energy, Tang Xiaosheng had already realized that there were goblins who wanted to arrest him. However, he did not resist, because he wanted to take the opportunity to study the nature of the demonic energy.
When the demonic qi was wrapped around Tang Xiaosheng's body, Tang Xiaosheng could just see how the demonic qi worked, which was beneficial to his research on demonic qi.
Tang Xiaosheng stared, only to see that he was surrounded by a thick layer of demonic energy, and the demonic qi was like flowing water, rapidly flowing, converging, and intertwining around him, and the scene was quite peculiar.
Seeing this scene of demonic qi running, Tang Xiaosheng frowned slightly, and fell into hard thought. While carefully observing the phenomenon of demonic energy operation, I repeatedly pondered the principle behind this phenomenon in my mind.
After thinking about it for a few minutes, Tang Xiaosheng's brows relaxed, and his face showed joy. After in-depth analysis of the operation principle of the surrounding demonic energy, he unexpectedly discovered one of the characteristics of demonic qi - water-based.
Demon energy is an extremely complex and special energy, and its nature is also very complex. Tang Xiaosheng once learned some knowledge of demonic qi from Bai Jingjing, but his understanding of demonic qi was still very superficial. And at this moment, he discovered an important characteristic of demonic energy, and his understanding of demonic qi has taken a big step forward.
Being harassed by goblins tonight is always rewarding.
Tang Xiaosheng is preparing to continue his in-depth research to see if there are any other discoveries. Unexpectedly, at this time, all the demonic qi shrouded around suddenly dispersed, and all of them disappeared at once.
Tang Xiaosheng came back to his senses, looked around, and found that he was no longer in a farmhouse in the middle of a barren mountain, but soaking in a warm pool.
The warm water pool is not big, about two zhang long, about one zhang wide, the water in the pool is warm and smooth, soaked in the warm water, the whole body is suddenly comfortable, very pleasant.
"What is this place?"
Tang Xiaosheng secretly thought in his heart, he knew that he was swept into this warm pool by the goblin's demonic energy, and this should be the territory of the goblins.
I swept around, and I saw that the warm water pool was surrounded by exotic flowers and plants, among which, the most eye-catching was the corals of different shapes, some of which were red. There are pink, there are orange-red, there are green, there are blue, there are purple...... The colors are brilliant and very pleasing to the eye.
As soon as I looked at it, I realized that the warm pool was in an empty room, and the decoration and furnishings of this room were very strange: there were dark seaweed walls, blue water grass curtains, and snow-white pearl shell beds. Brown conch round table. Red shrimp shell chair, glittering golden scale mirror, red crab shell dresser......
These furnishings in the room were so strange that Tang Xiaosheng was immediately attracted. It feels as if you have entered a wonderful underwater realm.
Sou!!!
Just thinking about it. Then. A white light suddenly burst into the room, and by the time the white light was gone, there was already a young woman in the room.
The woman's face is stunning. The skin is better than the snow, the beautiful eyes are longing, and she is an out-and-out peerless beauty. It's just that her appearance is a little strange, with golden horns on the top of her head, a golden tail dragging behind her, and golden scales on her body, which is scorching with golden light, extremely dazzling.
This woman Tang Xiaosheng didn't know, but judging from her appearance, she seemed to be a dragon girl.
The horns on the top of her head should be dragon horns, the golden scales on her body are dragon scales, and the tail behind her is naturally a dragon tail.
Tang Xiaosheng had seen the real golden dragon, and he felt that he should not be mistaken. Since the woman in front of her is a dragon girl, then this should be the Dragon Palace.
After a pause, Tang Xiaosheng asked, "Girl, did you bring the poor monk here?" ”
The woman didn't answer, her beautiful eyes stared, and she looked at Tang Xiaosheng who was soaking in the pool with a strange gaze, and after a while, she smiled lightly and said, "Tang Seng, you really look like a talent, I am really a little reluctant to eat you." ”
"You want to eat me?" Hearing this, Tang Xiaosheng's heart was very calm, he had expected this result. Bai Jingjing once posted more than 10,000 small advertisements in the demon world, falsely claiming that eating Tang monk's meat can lead to immortality, and it is estimated that the dragon girl in front of her also heard the news.
Tang Xiaosheng asked, "Girl, who are you?" The poor monk has no grievance with you, why do you want to eat the poor monk? ”
The dragon girl said: "Since you can't live today, I might as well tell you my identity and let you die blindly." I am the second princess of the Dragon King of the West Sea, and it is your blessing to be eaten by this princess. ”
Tang Xiaosheng suddenly realized that the beautiful and moving dragon girl in front of him turned out to be the second daughter of the Dragon King of the West Sea.
It seems that this place is the West Sea Dragon Palace.
At this time, the second princess of the Dragon King stepped forward lightly, came to the warm water pool, and said to Tang Xiaosheng: "Tang Seng, I heard a news a few days ago, saying that eating Tang Seng's meat can lead to immortality, is this true?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng, who was soaking in the pool, said: "Second princess, you have been deceived, the poor monk is just an ordinary monk, and my meat is also ordinary human flesh, how can you live forever if you eat it?" ”
The second princess of the Dragon King sighed lightly and said, "Actually, whether you can live forever or not is secondary. I heard that eating Tang monk meat can not only live forever, but also beautify the skin, enlarge breasts and buttocks, and shape a perfect body, is this true? ”
"Beauty and beauty, breast augmentation and buttocks?" Tang Xiaosheng frowned slightly, and asked puzzledly, "There is no such thing, who did you listen to?" ”
"Why, still don't admit it?" After speaking, the second princess of the dragon king flipped her right hand, and a white paper suddenly flashed in the palm of her hand, leaned to the edge of the warm pool, and said, "This white paper is clearly written." ”
Hearing this, Tang Xiaosheng took a closer look at the white paper in the hands of the second princess of the Dragon King, and found that this white paper was a small advertisement posted by Bai Jingjing, only to see that the small advertisement read, "Eating Tang monk meat can not only prolong life, immortality, and eternal youth, but also beautify and nourish the skin, enlarge breasts and fat buttocks, and shape a perfect body ......" and other words.
After reading the words on the white paper, Tang Xiaosheng immediately understood the situation, and secretly praised Bai Jingjing in his heart for being so smart.
In the time and space of "Journey to the West", whether it is a god or a monster, they can live for thousands or even tens of thousands of years, so the attraction of "immortality" to monsters is relatively limited. If the small advertisement only says "Eating Tang monk meat can lead to immortality", then the attraction of Tang monk meat is relatively limited, and I am afraid it will not attract many monsters.
Therefore, in the small advertisement, Bai Jingjing finally expanded the use of Tang monk meat, falsely claiming that eating Tang monk meat can also "beautify and nourish the skin, enlarge breasts and fat buttocks, and shape a perfect body".
Such body shaping ads are mediocre to male goblins, but fatal to female goblins. Having a perfect body with bumps is a dream of countless female goblins.
It is this that is understood. Bai Jingjing added the content of "beauty and beauty, breast and fat buttocks, and perfect body" in the small advertisement, hoping to attract more goblins.
"Tang Seng, let me ask you!" At this time, the second princess of the Dragon King said again, "Eating Tang monk meat, can it really make a woman's figure better?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng raised his head, looked the figure of the second princess up and down, and said, "Second princess, forgive the poor monk for speaking bluntly. You have a delicate countenance. The eyebrows are clear, the figure is slender, the curves are soft, and the front is convex and backward. has grown as beautiful as a fairy. Almost perfect. There is really no need to make any changes to the body. In the opinion of the poor monk, I am afraid that there is no more beautiful woman in the world than the second princess. ”
"Who said that? Someone is even more beautiful than Princess Ben! The second princess of the Dragon King pouted and said. She is not only prettier than me, but a hundred times prettier than me. ”
Hearing what she said, Tang Xiaosheng felt very strange in his heart. A goblin with a noble status like the second princess of the Dragon King should be arrogant, how could she be willing to admit that someone is more beautiful than her?
Out of curiosity, Tang Xiaosheng asked, "Second princess, is there really someone who looks more beautiful than you?" ”
"Hmm." The second princess of the Dragon King replied, "She is my seventh sister." ”
"Seventh sister? So, it's the Seven Princesses of the Dragon King? Tang Xiaosheng asked, "How can the Seventh Princess be beautiful?" ”
The second princess of the Dragon King said: "Last year, the West Sea Dragon Palace held a princess beauty contest to select the 'most beautiful princess of the West Sea Dragon Palace', and seven princesses participated together. At that time, a total of 10,000 shrimp soldiers and crabs will participate in the vote. As a result, in this selection, the eldest princess received 44 votes, the third princess received 26 votes, the fourth princess received 79 votes, the fifth princess received 31 votes, the sixth princess received 55 votes, I received 15 votes, and the seventh princess received 9750 votes. ”
The little face sank, and the second princess of the Dragon King said, "My votes are less than one percent of the seventh sister, which is really embarrassing." ”
Hearing this, Tang Xiaosheng's curiosity became even stronger.
Speaking from the heart, the second princess of the dragon king in front of her is already considered to be beautiful, impeccable, and a peerless beauty. However, in the selection of "The Most Beautiful Princess of the Dragon Palace of the West Sea", the second princess only received 15 votes, while the seventh princess received an astonishing 9,750 votes, and her votes were more than 600 times that of the second princess, which is incredible.
Tang Xiaosheng wondered a little in his heart, what kind of beauty the Seven Princesses of the Dragon King had become, and they were able to defeat the other six princesses in the beauty pageant of the Dragon Palace with such an overwhelming advantage.
Although Tang Xiaosheng is already a person with a wife, and the number of wives is still very large, he still can't help but want to take a look at the appearance of the seventh princess of the Dragon King.
Because he really couldn't imagine that there was a woman who could be a hundred times more beautiful than the second princess of the Dragon King.
After a pause, Tang Xiaosheng asked: "Second princess, in this way, you arrested me all the way to the West Sea Dragon Palace, just to eat me and change your appearance?" ”
"Well, I want to be as beautiful as the seventh sister." The second princess of the Dragon King nodded, and then asked, "Tang Seng, is your meat really beautifying?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng naturally knew that the meat on his body had no beauty effect, but in order to see the Seventh Princess of the Dragon King, he decided to lie and said: "Yes, as long as you eat the meat of the poor monk, you can indeed change your appearance." Just eating Tang monk meat, it may not necessarily become beautiful, but may also become ugly. ”
The second princess of the Dragon King frowned: "Ugly? For what? ”
Tang Xiaosheng made up nonsense: "After eating my flesh, what will become of my face depends on the appearance of the last person I saw before I was eaten. What the person I saw before I was eaten, then after eating my flesh, I will become the person who is like that. ”
After a pause, he added, "The last person I see now is the second princess, if the second princess eats me now, the second princess's appearance will still be the second princess's, and there will be no change." ”
The second princess of the dragon king thought about it carefully and said, "If I take you to see the seventh princess, after you finish watching the seventh princess, I will eat you again, and I will become the appearance of the seventh princess?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng nodded.
The second princess of the Dragon King thought for a while, and after a while, said, "Okay, I'll let you meet my seventh sister now." ”
Hearing this, Tang Xiaosheng was secretly happy in his heart, he didn't expect the second princess of the Dragon King to take the bait so quickly.
At this time, I saw the second princess of the dragon king stand up, her beautiful eyes flashed, and a golden light shot out of her eyes and hit the curtain of cyan water plants.
Airplanes!!!
There was a soft sound, followed by. I saw a black foreign body slowly moving from behind the curtain of the cyan aquatic weed, and after a short time, the black foreign object passed through the aquatic weed, slowly entered the room, and finally stopped next to the second princess of the dragon king.
It was only then that Tang Xiaosheng could see the appearance of this black foreign object clearly, it turned out to be a huge squid!
And on the squid's body, there is also a young woman in white!
The squid's whole body is black, its body is more than three meters high, and its dozen long legs are entwined together. Form a net. Restrained a woman in white.
More than a dozen long feet of the squid were tightly tied to the woman in white, making her unable to move and unable to escape.
"Second sister, please. Let me go! "At this time. The woman in white, restrained by the squid's long legs, shouted.
Hear here. Tang Xiaosheng knew the identity of the woman in white, she was the seventh princess of the Dragon King.
After concentrating, Tang Xiaosheng took a closer look. The seventh princess of the dragon king is a little petite than the second princess, and hers is the same as the second princess, with a dragon on her head, a dragon tail behind her, and dragon scales on her body.
The difference is that the dragon horns of the seven princesses are white, the tail of the dragon is white, and even the dragon scales on the body are also white, making it look like a princess like snow.
"Second sister, why are you imprisoning me? Let me go! The Seven Princesses of the Dragon King kept pleading.
It's a pity that the second princess of the Dragon King didn't pay attention to it at all, turned her head, pointed at the seventh princess, and said to Tang Xiaosheng: "Tang Seng, this is my seventh sister, you take a good look at it." After reading it, Princess Ben will eat you, and by then, I will be as beautiful as the seventh sister. ”
"Tang Seng?" Hearing this, the Seven Princesses of the Dragon King suddenly quieted down, and immediately shifted their gaze to Tang Xiaosheng, who was soaking in the warm water pool, looked at it, and asked with concern, "...... You are Tang Seng? ”
Tang Xiaosheng was a little surprised, he didn't expect the seventh princess to take the initiative to talk to him, and replied: "Yes, the poor monk's name is Xuanzang, and it is Tang Seng." ”
Hearing this, the Seventh Princess's pretty face showed joy, and she said urgently: "Tang Seng, are you looking for the second half of the book "Fake Traverser"? ”
Tang Xiaosheng nodded: "Yes." When the poor monk left Nanfeng Temple, he wanted to go to the west to worship God and ask for scriptures. ”
The seventh princess of the Dragon King said: "Tang Seng, I know the content of the second half of "Counterfeit Traverser", if you can rescue me from the Dragon Palace, I will tell you the content of the second half." ”
Tang Xiaosheng frowned, half-convinced, and asked, "Seventh Princess, do you really know the content of the second half of "Counterfeit Traverser"?" ”
The seventh princess of the Dragon King nodded: "Yes." However, I can only let you know the Tao alone. ”
The second princess of the Dragon King on the side smiled and said, "Seventh sister, I didn't expect you to be quite smart and know how to lie." It's a pity that this lie of yours is so ridiculous. The content of the second half of "Counterfeit Traverser", even the Da Luo Jin Immortal in the fairy world doesn't know the Dao, how can you know the Dao? ”
The Seventh Princess of the Dragon King looked at Tang Xiaosheng and clarified, "Tang Seng, I really didn't lie to you. As long as you can save me from the Dragon Palace, I will tell you the content of the second half of "Imposter Traverser". ”
The second princess of the Dragon King still couldn't help but smile and said, "Seventh sister, I can understand your feelings about wanting to escape from the Dragon Palace, but you asked the wrong person." Tang Seng is a powerless little monk, how can he save you? He is now unable to protect himself, how can he save your ......?"
"Fairy, my grandson is here!"
At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded in the room.
Hearing the voice, the second princess of the Dragon King's face changed greatly, looked around in panic, and said worriedly: "How is it possible? Is Monkey King coming? ”
Sou!!
A hypnotic sound wave shot out, invading the body of the second princess of the dragon king, and the second princess of the dragon king was dark in front of her, and she suddenly fell asleep and lay on the ground.
Things changed too quickly, and the seventh princess of the dragon king didn't slow down a little, she looked around, waiting for Sun Wukong to appear. As a result, there was silence in the house, and no one showed up.
In fact, the sentence "Goblin, my old grandson Laiye" just now was not said by Sun Wukong, but simulated by Tang Xiaosheng with "sonic whirlpool". As for the second princess of the Dragon King, she was also stunned by Tang Xiaosheng's hypnotic sound waves with the "sonic vortex".
After the second princess fell into a coma, Tang Xiaosheng came out of the warm water pool with his arm propped up, and walked towards the seventh princess of the dragon king who was bound by the squid.
When he came to her, Tang Xiaosheng swept his gaze, glanced at the seventh princess of the dragon king a few times, and found that the seventh princess was petite and lovely, with a strange appearance, and exuded an extraordinary temperament, which made people can't help but want to take a few more looks.
However, Tang Xiaosheng didn't have the heart to look at the beauty now, and asked straight to the point: "Seventh Princess, do you say that you know the content of the second half of the book "Fake Traverser"?" ”
The Seven Princesses of the Dragon King nodded again and again, their beautiful eyes flashed, they looked at Tang Xiaosheng a few times, and asked, "Are you really Tang Seng?" ”
"The poor monk is the Tang monk."
"Any evidence?" The Seventh Princess was very cautious.
Tang Xiaosheng thought for a while, pointed to the robe on his body, and said: "What the poor monk is wearing is the brocade robe given by Guanyin, and there is only one in the world. Touching it in his arms, he took out a golden headband, and said: "This is the golden hoop given to me by Sister Guanyin, which is used to subdue Sun Wukong." ”
The seven princesses of the Dragon King moved their beautiful eyes, looked at the brocade robe, and then looked at the golden hoop, pursed their mouths, and said, "I believe you are Tang Seng." ”
"The Seventh Princess really has good eyesight!" Tang Xiaosheng put the golden hoop back into his arms, slowed down, and asked, "Now that you have determined the identity of the poor monk, can you tell us what you know about the content of the second half of "The Fake Traverser"?" ”
"Yes. However, you have to promise to keep it a secret for me and not to leak it to outsiders. ”
"Okay, the poor monk will definitely keep it a secret."
The seventh princess of the Dragon King, her eyebrows moved slightly, and she said, "Since you have read "The Counterfeit Traverser", then you should know Tang Xiaosheng, right?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng said: "Of course, I know that Tang Xiaosheng is the protagonist of "The Imposter Traverser". ”
The seventh princess of the Dragon King said: "You are right, Tang Xiaosheng is the male protagonist of "Fake Traverser". Therefore, the second half of "The Imposter Traverser" tells the life experience of Tang Xiaosheng in the second half of his life. ”
Her thinking was quite clear, and Tang Xiaosheng asked curiously: "So, do you know Tang Xiaosheng's life experience in the second half of his life?" ”
"Hmm."
"Who are you, how do you know the life experience of Tang Xiaosheng in the second half of his life?" Tang Xiaosheng asked puzzled.
The Seven Princesses of the Dragon King pursed their thin lips slightly, hesitated for a moment, and after a while, said softly: "I am Tang Xiaosheng's wife, and my name is Xiaolongnu." ”
"Wife? Little Dragon Girl? Tang Xiaosheng's brows moved slightly, and he looked at the seventh princess in front of him again with strange eyes.
The Seven Princesses of the Dragon King are the seventh and youngest daughters of the Dragon King of the West Sea, and it is not surprising that she would call herself "Little Dragon Girl".
It's just that how could she claim to be Tang Xiaosheng's wife?
Suddenly having such a beautiful wife, Tang Xiaosheng felt a little strange in his heart, slowed down, and asked, "Seventh Princess, I know that you are the daughter of the Dragon King of the West Sea, and you are a veritable dragon girl. However, you just said that you are Tang Xiaosheng's wife, what is going on? ”
The Seventh Princess of the Dragon King sank and said softly: "In "The Imposter Traverser", Tang Xiaosheng's first wife is called Xiaolongnu, you should know the way!" ”
Tang Xiaosheng nodded: "Of course, I know that the little dragon girl is the little dragon girl from the time and space of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". ”
The Seven Princesses of the Dragon King explained: "The little dragon girl from the time and space of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" is me. (To be continued......)