(Wrong chapter, don't click) whether anyone reads my book or not, just chat a few words, hehe.

The writing is not good, everyone is willing to go to the starting point Chinese network to subscribe to a few chapters to see it, it doesn't matter if you don't read it, of course I am not qualified to blame everyone for not subscribing, hehehe, alas! Of course I can't do anything like that.

These days are confused, probably because I am a confused person, no wonder anyone, alas!

These days are very bad, work is a mess, confused, I don't know which year and month will be better, the family is not peaceful, many things can't be said to be right or wrong, you say you are reasonable, he said she is reasonable, can't tell what is right or wrong, hehe, alas! Anyway, I feel that it is not easy for Qing officials to cut off family affairs, so those Qing officials simply don't care about it, stay away from me, hehe! Alas! People live for a lifetime, grass and trees in autumn, many times we don't know what to do, the car doesn't fall down just push, it's good to be able to make do with life, hehe.

It's bitter, it's helpless, it's at a loss, I don't know why, where to go...... Alas!

Annoying, hehe, alas! Alas, it's not good to sigh, and I don't like it myself, but fortunately, there are not many people who see these words, it is estimated that there are dozens, dozens? Count them all my friends! Oh, don't care, no one will care too much, alas! Forgive the little brother for not being able to do anything! Alas! Sad, sad and lonely......

Teacher: Xiao Ming, can you answer what luck is? Xiao Ming: The teacher fell from a height, and there was a haystack directly underneath. Teacher: So what is misfortune? Xiao Ming: There's a fork on the haystack. Teacher: So what is hope? Xiao Ming: You didn't fall on the fork. Teacher: What is despair? Xiao Ming: You didn't fall on the haystack either. Teacher:...... 2. A young man finally found the master after a ten-hour journey. Master: I only got my first car at the age of 27, am I considered a successful person? I saw the master pointing to the Hummer and a bicycle next to him. Oh, master, you're saying I'm going to be as low-key as a bike? Low profile? Hurry up and put your bike away from my Humvee, can you afford to hit my car? 3. "Mom, why did you marry my dad in the first place?" "I'm blind." "Dad, why is our family so poor?" "It's all for your mother's eyes." 4. My wife just came back from work. Me: Wife, I'm hungry, I'll make dinner. Wife: No, I'll do it. Me: Then I'll put you in a hot bath. Wife: I'll cook the food myself. Me: Then I'm a big man, so I'm going to have to do something. Wife: Just kneel honestly. Me: Oh! 5. Every time I go to the gas station to refuel, I always think about why our country's oil is so expensive, add a tank of three or four hundred, a week can not be used, I heard that some countries oil and water are about the same price, if our country can be like people, how good! Today we have finally waited for this day, gasoline will be cheaper than water, it is the advent of Evergrande Ice Spring that has changed this qiē! 6. I went out for morning exercise this morning, and a girl came to me to ask for a phone, thinking that she had a brain disease, and the phone of several thousand yuan said that if you want me, I will give it to you! She said I was sick when she left!? 7. My girlfriend woke up first, looked at me with her chin in her hands and said, "I dreamed of you last night." I scratched her nose: "I dreamed of you too." As soon as she finished speaking, she slapped me in the face, and I asked what was wrong, and she said, "You actually have a different dream from sleeping with me!" 8. My father-in-law and mother-in-law quarreled, and my mother-in-law was angry: "Tomorrow I will take my grandson back to my parents' house and never come back." At this time, the daughter-in-law heard: "Think beautifully, leave my son behind, and take your son with you!" "The family was immediately happy, such a humorous daughter-in-law! 9. "No way, I'm just rich, you see, I'll be in London, New York, and Beijing." I said as I turned the hour hand back and forth on my watch. 0, 70-year-old rich man, recently married a young girl. A friend asked for the trick, and the old man smiled: "I lied about my age." Friend: "You say you're only 50 years old?" Old man: "No, I said I'm 90 years old." (To be continued......)