“OPPA！ You're back! "In the girlhood that had been waiting for a long time in Zixi's apartment, I finally saw Zixi pushing the door in a mess. Originally, he was in a joyful mood, but he smelled a strong smell of alcohol and sourness coming from Zixi's body, "It stinks." Sunny and Suyoung almost didn't throw up, their palms fanning the wind and hiding away.

Taeyeon and Yoona covered their noses and approached Zi-hee, the smell of alcohol and disgusting sourness was even stronger, and Yoona asked in surprise, "OPPA!" Did you fall into the toilet? ”

"Yikes!" Zixi knocked Yun'er's head angrily, and said to a group of girls who were hiding from him like a mad cow patient: "If you have anything to do, wait for a while, and I'll talk about it when I wash it off." ”

Watching Zi-hee rush into the room, Taeyeon whispered to Yoona and asked, "Didn't OPPA say that there is a very important scene to be filmed today?" How did you come back like this, you won't really fall into the bathroom, right? ”

Yun'er looked at the room that had closed the door, and said worriedly: "How do I know the way, why don't I go in and ask?" ”

"OPPA is taking a shower, let's wait for him to come out and ask." Seeing that Yoona really wanted to go in, Taeyeon grabbed her with one hand. Then he turned to Su-young, Sunny, and Yoo-ri, who had already found the air freshener and sprayed it, and shouted, "Ah! What are you doing? ”

"Woo-woo-woo" so-young continued her deodorization business and responded to Taeyeon's question, "The smell of OPPA is so bad, can't you smell this stench of alcohol and sourness in the whole living room?" ”

Sunny ran around the living room with a bottle of freshener in each hand, and finally ran out of the apartment, when her exclamation came from outside, "Ah! There is also a terrible smell outside. "For a while, a few girls couldn't stand the smell, and it was hard for Zixi to endure it all the way back.

was vomited by Li Zhiya for no reason, what else can Zixi do? You can't just reason with a drunk woman or just beat her up, can you? He can only consider himself unlucky. After Li Zhiya and her two friends kept bowing and apologizing, Zixi could only reluctantly let them send Li Zhiya home. As for himself, he washed himself in the tavern, changed his clean clothes and rushed home, and the dinner party naturally ended unhappily. But even if Zixi changed her clothes, the smell on her body was still strong, and it always lingered and kept taking it home.

After spraying the freshener, several girls got together and exchanged ears. Taeyeon looked at everyone and asked, "Who said that in a moment?" ”

All of a sudden, eight pairs of sixteen eyes looked at Taeyeon, making the smile on her delicate little face very reluctant. Xiuying said as a matter of course: "Of course it's you!" You're our captain. ”

"Why do you have to be me?" Taeyeon innocently pointed to her nose and said, "It seems that Yori suggested it." ”

Yu Li argued, "What about what I proposed? That's what all of you agree. ”

"Why don't you get busy! Usually OPPA loves her the most. Hyo-yeon raised his hand like a schoolboy and spoke, and eight pairs of sixteen eyes shot at Xu Xian together.

Xu Xian's nostrils immediately widened, panting, but he said in a firm tone: "Let's go and say it to Ernies!" ”

Jessica waited for this group of sisters who were still pushing each other when things came to an end, and said angrily: "Didn't you all discuss it before?" How this is still being discussed. ”

Xiuying pointed to Zixi's room with her finger and said, "Otherwise, Sika, you can go and talk about it." ”

"I'm not going!" Don't look at Jessica, she likes to be empty, she is also very simple, and her brain reaction is half a beat slow, but it doesn't mean that she is stupid, so she won't do such a thankless thing. Later, if Zixi was unwilling, wouldn't he be upsetting him?

"So what now? No one wants to say that the day after tomorrow is going to be filmed. Yuli said.

Tiffany followed Kim Hyo-yeon's example, raised her hand and said, "Why don't we vote." ”

Everyone thought that this was also a good way, and they couldn't help but say in unison: "CALL!" ”

This time, Zixi took a bath more than two or three times longer than usual, and after washing it once, I smelled it, and it seemed that the sour smell of wine still remained on my body, so I could only wash it again. I don't know if it's psychological, or if I can't get rid of it, no matter how I wash it, I feel that the smell on my body has not dissipated. Zixi had no choice but to put a bathtub full of water, soaked the whole person in it, and poured some of the incense left by Kim Tae-hee and Yoona into the water and took a comfortable bubble bath. This washing method was only liked by Kim Tae-hee before, and after Girls' Generation moved downstairs, Yoona would sneak in and wash it from time to time. Because only Zixi's apartment is equipped with a state-of-the-art jacuzzi.

Zixi wiped her wet hair and walked out of the living room, only to see a group of girls slumped in the living room without any manners. There are those who watch TV while eating potato chips and biscuits; There are those who get together and read gossip news with a notebook; There are people who hold mobile phones, and I don't know if they are playing games or texting; Some are holding cups with unknown liquids and drinking; There are even those who directly collapse on the sofa in a daze, in short, if you take a photo of this group of girls who are now undeceiving, and then upload it to the Internet, I am afraid that countless SONE glasses will be shattered.

"I said you shouldn't be so casual with me, pay attention to your image, okay?" After stepping on three potato chip bags on the ground and kicking two biscuit boxes and an ice cream box, Zixi could only say helplessly again: "Also, next time I will definitely not buy snacks and come back, see how you still eat." But he didn't know how many times he said this, and the effect was obvious.

"OPPA rest assured! Your fridge and lockers are full, and the snacks you buy are always not to our taste, but we bought them ourselves. Xiuying didn't even look at Zixi, she ate a piece of potato chips, but her eyes were staring at the aunt drama that was playing on the TV without blinking.

Zixi came to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator and looked at it, only a wry smile was left on his face. In addition to the frozen grille, there are all kinds of fresh meat, and the rest is biscuits, potato chips, ice cream, gimbap, bread, juice and milk, as well as Yuli and Seo Xian's beloved apples, yams, and sweet potatoes.

"Xiaoxian! You don't need to put uncooked sweet potatoes in the refrigerator, right? Taking out a sweet potato that was obviously not cleaned and still had dirt, Zixi said with a roll of his eyes. took out a piece of bread in the refrigerator that had taken a few bites, half a bottle of juice with lipstick lip prints on the mouth, and said to Xiao Yuan, who was sitting on the sofa and fiddling with his notebook: "Jin Chuding, this bread must be your masterpiece again?" ”

"I'm sorry! I forgot. Xu Xian looked at the sweet potato in Zixi's hand, which was obviously still raw, and took it hidden behind his body and apologized to Zixi.

"Hee-hee!" Hyo-yeon rushed over and snatched the bread, grinning and taking a bite of it. I don't know how long this bread has been in the refrigerator, no wonder I often hear that Xiaoyuan has stomach trouble.

"Alas!" In the face of this group of girls, Zixi could only look at the sky speechlessly. Reluctant to scold, let alone beat, they are all about to spoil them to the sky. Their apartment is about to become their exclusive meeting place and temporary playground. In addition to going back to sleep, eating snacks, watching TV, playing games, and having dinners, they all like to run to Zixi Tower, shouldn't they have moved downstairs in the first place?

“OPPA！ How did you just get this way? Under the constant glances of the rest of the people, Taeyeon could only move to Zixi's side with a bitter face, and handed Zixi a packet of potato chips with only fragments left, and deliberately opened the topic and asked.

"Oh! It's just a small accident. Zixi said indifferently. But then I found that the atmosphere of the scene was a little weirdly quiet, and I looked around vigilantly, and found that although the eyes of the other girls were focused on what they were busy with, they all glanced at the corners of their eyes--- there was something abnormal. The guard shifted a little farther away from Taeyeon, and asked cautiously, "Is there something wrong?" ”

"Can't I just care about OPPA?" Taeyeon smiled flatteringly, pushed the bag of potato chips that didn't have much, and said, "OPPA eats potato chips, this is a new flavor that has just been introduced." ”

"Stop." is not diligent, either a traitor or a thief, Zixi has learned their style many times. Putting down the potato chips, leaning back in the chair leisurely, and said, "Let's just say something about it!" Is there a lack of pocket money, or is it a fancy for handbags, clothes, cosmetics, etc.? ”

“OPPA！” Taeyeon grabbed Zi-hee's arm, shook it coquettishly, and said in a tired tone, "Who do you think we are?" ”

"You guys?" The corners of Zixi's mouth curled, and he said, "You are just a group of little demon stars, especially if you talk to me in this tone, it must be no good thing." ”

“OPPA……！” At this time, the nine coquettish shouts, plus the nine pairs of white eyes, threw them over together.

"Alright! If you have something, just say it. ”

"We're going to be playing popular songs the day after tomorrow, but it's the day of recording Hellobaby, so I want to ask OPPA to help us and take care of the children we raise on TV."

"Yay? Let me help babysitting? The cold sweat on Zixi's forehead broke out, and he moved his butt uneasily, "Do you really think I'm a nanny?" How do I know how to take care of children. ”

“OPPA！ You can have promised us that if we shoot Hellobaby, you will be 'dad' for a day. Taeyeon argued.

"Did I say that? Why can't you remember? Zixi raised his head and thought about it, picked up the potato chips he put down again and ate them, looked at him left and right, and said, "The taste of this potato chips is very good, buy more next time and come back." ”

“OPPA……！ We can all prove what you once said. Taeyeon shouted loudly, startling everyone. For Zixi's deliberate delay, Taeyeon was so angry that she crossed her hands on her hips, and the breath that came out of her mouth blew the bangs on her forehead flying.

"Did you really say that?" Zi-hee asks Yoona and Seo-hyun for confirmation. In fact, he really can't remember whether he once said that Zixi has always promised that the things of girlhood are very casual, and he will remember the important ones, but he can't always remember everything clearly.

Yuna and Seo Hyun nodded affirmatively, and Seo Hyun said very seriously: "OPPA really said, to be Hellobaby's 'dad for a day', we all remember it, and we must be true to our word." ”

"This...!" Having said that, what else can Zixi do? But he was really embarrassed.

Zixi has never taken care of a child, and she is not psychologically prepared to take care of a child at all. When I was a child, my younger siblings at home had a special nanny to take care of them, and those of them who were still young and clumsy as older brothers and sisters didn't dare to approach at all, let alone take care of them. Now that Zixi is suddenly asked to be a "one-day dad" and a video show, isn't it embarrassing for him?

"But I don't know how to take care of children! What if something goes wrong? ”

"Don't worry, didn't we know anything before," Sunny volunteered, "We've learned a lot from our parenting mentors now, but we've learned a lot." If there's anything you don't understand about OPPA, we can teach you! Breastfeeding, changing diapers, playing with your child, and putting your child to sleep are all skillful. ”

"It's so troublesome, don't you want it?" Zixi tried to resist at the least.

"No way!" The word of the nine people.