Bai Tingting's prank
It was already night, and the hospital was very deserted, and Hibiscus was standing outside the hospital, perhaps because he had walked for too long, and was already weak at this time, and even shivered a little.
She stood for a long time, obviously the weather outside was cold, and she didn't feel it when she walked, but she stopped at this time, and only felt that the cold wind only drilled into her clothes from the collar of her clothes, and it was so cold that even her back was instantly cold.
A nurse happened to pass by the hall, and when she saw her standing outside the door, her brows furrowed slightly, and she walked over to open the hall door and looked at the hibiscus who was shivering.
"Miss, is there something wrong with you? What's uncomfortable? ”
The nurse's voice was kind, but it was in German, but Hibiscus didn't understand a word.
"I don't speak German," Hibiscus said to the nurse in English, and then asked, "Do you speak English?" Da"
The nurse nodded, and then replied in English: "I know English, miss, what is wrong with you?" Come in first, right? It's cold outside. ”
"Thank you!" Hibiscus finally came back to his senses completely, walked into the hospital with weak steps, and then felt the warmth of 22°, as if he had stepped directly into spring from the bitter cold.
"Miss, what kind of subject do you want to study?" The nurse saw her standing there looking around, and hurriedly came over and patiently explained to her: "We are an outpatient department, I am a nurse in the inpatient department upstairs, there is no doctor in the outpatient department now, if you are really uncomfortable, it is estimated that you can only go to the emergency department, and there are several departments in the emergency department at night There are doctors on duty." ”
"I don't care about anything," Hibiscus hesitated for a moment, then took out the dried tofu paper in his hand, which was clutched so tightly by himself and almost half soaked with sweat.
"I can't read the German text on it," Hibiscus unfolded the sweaty dried tofu and handed it to the nurse, "Can you please help me see what's on it?" ”
"Yes," the nurse was very enthusiastic, took the paper, and quickly read the paper and said to her with a smile: "Actually, nothing is written on this paper, this is a medical report, which says that Kelly's blood test results are almost all out, which basically excludes the possibility of Alzheimer's disease, but because there is another item that is not clear, so the blood is being cultured, and it is estimated that it will take a week to get the results." ”
"But how can the name BenjaminButton be in this report?" Mu Hibiscus raised his doubts to the nurse: "Since it is just a medical report, how can you mention someone's name for no reason?" ”
"Hehehe, this is not someone's name," the nurse patiently explained to Hibiscus: "BenjaminButton suffered from a disease at that time, that is, the opposite growth mode of our normal people, called reverse growth, and this disease has not been named, so now no matter who suffers from this disease, we are collectively called BenjaminButton, that is to say, the same disease as him, and the name BenjaminButton has been used as a name for the disease." ”
"Does this mean that this Kelly just has BenjaminButton?" Mu Hibiscus said that he was guilty, but fortunately, he reacted quickly and quickly said his English name instead of saying me.
"No," the nurse explained to her enthusiastically, "the report said that they initially suspected that Kelly had either Alzheimer's disease or BenjaminButton, but after a series of tests, both have now been ruled out. ”
"Oh, Xie Lu Xie," Mu Hibiscus finally breathed a long sigh of relief, took the sweat-soaked medical report handed over by the nurse, looked up at the nurse, and said sincerely: "You are so good!" ”
The nurse smiled a little embarrassedly, looked at her and asked seriously, "Do you have anything else?" ”
"No," Hibiscus replied with immediate delight, bowing slightly to the nurse, then turning and walking towards the hall door.
It was still very cold outside, and it was already night, and the temperature was obviously two degrees lower than during the day, but at this time, Hibiscus did not feel cold, and she even felt warm all over her body.
As soon as he walked to the gate of the hospital, he met Shi Yan who came in a hurry, and Shi Yan was in a hurry because he was in a hurry, and there were faint beads of sweat overflowing on his forehead.
"Hehehe, it seems that Alibaba's method was right before, even in the cold winter, as long as you keep exercising, you can still sweat hot," Hibiscus jokingly said to Shi Yan, but his body flashed to the side obviously, and he quickly left him two steps away.
Shi Yan was so angry when he heard her words that he blew his beard and glared, and he gasped for breath because he ran too quickly, and only said in a half-loud voice: "An Mujin, is there such a thing as you?" Wherever you go without saying hello, are you trying to scare anyone to death? ”
Mu Hibiscus originally wanted to laugh when he heard this, but it can be seen that he was so tired that he couldn't breathe, and he couldn't laugh anymore, so he hurriedly spoke carefully: "I just came out and walked casually, why are you so nervous?" I'm not a three-year-old child, so could it be that I was tricked into selling it? ”
"That's not necessarily," Shi Yan came over and took her hand, and reprimanded her fiercely as he walked with her towards the avenue outside: "You don't speak German, and you haven't been in Berlin for a long time, what if you get lost?" What if I meet a bad guy who doesn't speak English, just in case"
"Where are so many whatever?" Mu Hibiscus immediately snatched his words, and then gave him a blank look and said: "Okay, if it's really like what you said, I guess I'll become an idiot a long time ago, do you like an idiot woman?" ”
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Well, it seems that he just said that, and really thought of her as stupid, but in some things, she was really not very smart, and she couldn't admit it.
"Why did you think you're coming to me?" She finally thought of the question, wasn't he cooking Chinese food with the landlady in the kitchen?
"I made a meal and went upstairs to ask you for dinner, only to find out that you were not in the house." Shi Yan was still a little angry when he mentioned this, and looked at her with a straight face and said, "You too, you go out alone, you don't even bring your mobile phone, and you still run so far?" By the way, what are you doing here? ”
"I didn't expect the hospital to come," Mu Hibiscus said truthfully, glanced at Shi Yan cautiously with a side face, and then whispered: "Didn't I find a piece of German paper in your bag, I saw my name on it, so I misunderstood, I thought that anyway, I walked to the hospital in a daze." ”
After Mu Hibiscus said this, he immediately handed the piece of paper in his hand to Shi Yan: "This is it, I saw BenjaminButton on it, so I mistakenly thought that it was related to my condition, I panicked at the time."
Shi Yan couldn't laugh or cry when he heard her say this, poked her forehead with his finger and said, "You are stupid, you don't know Devin and won't ask me?" ”
"I'm afraid you won't tell me the truth," Hibiscus glared at him, kneading the forehead that he had poked with his hand, and muttered in a low voice: "It's not my beloved girl after all, so you don't need to pity Xiangxiang and cherish the jade when you start." ”
Mu Hibiscus's voice muttered a little softly, Shi Yan didn't hear it clearly, and couldn't help but ask: "What are you muttering in your mouth?" ”
"It's nothing," Hibiscus shook her head, looking at the white road and shaking her head, "Are we going back tonight?" It seems to be a long way from our spring residence. ”
Spring House is the name of the building they rented, to be precise, the name of the third floor that belonged to the two of them.
At that time, Mu Hibiscus said that the third floor was very warm, and it could be called a warm nest, and Shi Yan laughed at her for choosing a name so tacky, such a beautiful place, she must take a poetic name.
So in the end, it was Shi Yan who gave it, called Chunju, in Shi Yan's words, Kunming, a city with spring flowers all year round, is called Spring City, so their room with spring flowers in all seasons can only be called Spring Ju.
"Why didn't you feel far away when you came?" Shi Yan really convinced her, didn't he just go to the kitchen to cook two dishes, and in a blink of an eye, she could run away, and now she was too far away to go home.
"I didn't think it was when I ran here," Hibiscus smiled embarrassedly, and then kicked his legs again, "But now I feel that my legs and feet are so weak that I can't do it, as if I have no strength, what should I do?" I'm sure I won't be able to go back. ”
"So why are we waiting for a taxi?" Shi Yan hesitated for a moment, frowned slightly, and said: "Actually, it's less than two kilometers to go back, maybe we will wait for the taxi time and walk home." ”
Shi Yan is telling the truth, Berlin is very cold outdoors in winter, especially at night, there are few people who go out, so there are not many taxis, and it is estimated that you need to be patient to stand on the side of the road and wait for a taxi.
"But I really can't walk," Mu Hibiscus looked at Shi Yan and said helplessly: "I'm cold and hungry at this time, and I just ran out of strength because I was in a bit of a hurry." ”
Well, Shi Yan looked at her, the corners of his mouth twitched, as if he saw the scene when the two of them went to climb the mountain together when he first married her a few years ago.
At that time, Hibiscus, who was originally walking well, actually followed suit when he saw other men carrying his girlfriend up the mountain, saying that she couldn't walk, but in fact, he wanted him to carry her.
So, he could only accept his fate again and squatted down under her, "Come on, I'll carry you back!" ”
Mu Jinleng stood there, looking at Shi Yan's back and then at the snow-capped avenue, thinking that if he didn't step on one foot steadily, this fall would directly make the two of them fall.
In the end, she shook her head and said, "Then forget it, I'll go with you, this way, I gritted my teeth, I should be able to walk back." ”
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Shi Yan was completely speechless at this time, he thought that she said that she couldn't walk because she wanted him to carry her, but he didn't expect that he was really going to carry her, and she was going to go by herself again.
So he got up again, and was about to go back with her, when a taxi came in front of him, and he immediately reached out and stopped him.
"There are still passengers in the car," the driver rolled down the window and looked out the window at the two of them, "If you don't mind carpooling, come up first, according to the rules of first up and then down, can I send this passenger back and then send you off?" ”
"Yes, yes, completely," Shi Yan immediately agreed, quickly opened the back door and sat down with Hibiscus, not even asking how far the passenger was, because it was indeed too cold outside, but Hibiscus couldn't walk.
It was precisely because of this negligence that Shi Yan and Mu Hibiscus became nervous when the car drove nearly five kilometers in the opposite direction from their home and there was no sign of stopping to drop off the passengers.
"Driver, how far is this passenger's home?" Shi Yan hurriedly asked the taxi driver who was concentrating on driving.
"About five or six kilometers," the driver replied solemnly in front of him, and then added: "Actually, it's not very far, the main reason is that the road is not very easy to walk, and on snowy days, you always have to be safe, right?" ”
Shi Yan had nothing to say, he was the one who wanted to get into the car, and he agreed to send the passenger back first and then send them off, even if he got out of the car at this time, he might not be able to stop the taxi.
"Come on, if you come here, we will be safe, and we will treat it as a trip," Mu Hibiscus comforted Shi Yan in turn: "What's more, it's not cold to sit in the car, isn't it?" We didn't have to pay a taxi fare for this part of the road, and we also enjoyed the heating for free. ”
Shi Yan was about to say that she was in the spirit of Ah Q, sitting in such a far car, even if she enjoyed the heating, it would delay time, right? For such a long time, I walked home at the speed of a snail.
It's a pity that before he could speak, the mobile phone rang, he thought it was the landlord calling/asking him if he had found hibiscus, but he took it out and saw that it was actually an international call, and it was estimated that someone from Bincheng called.
Shi Yan changed his mobile phone number after coming to Berlin, and the phone/phone book in Bencheng was not copied to this number, so he couldn't tell who called/called from this set of numbers.
"Pick it up, what are you looking at?" Mu Hibiscus saw him staring at the phone in a daze, and didn't press the answer button, but gently bumped him with his arm, and then jokingly asked: "Could it be your little lover outside who called you?" Don't dare to pick it up in front of me? Actually, you can be completely airy when I am. ”
Shi Yan glanced at her and couldn't help muttering, "When did I have a little lover?" How do I not know the way? ”
"Ouch, aren't you too many little lovers? You don't have to pretend to be innocent in front of me," Mu Hibiscus really convinced him, and couldn't help but remind him lightly: "In the two or three years I studied in the UK, it seems that you are very close to many popular stars in the entertainment industry, right?" At the beginning, your scandals were flying all over the sky, what Du Bingbing, Chen Bingbing, Huang Bingbing, and what Avril Li Weier, Zhang Weier, aren't those your little lovers? ”
Shi Yan glanced at her, too lazy to explain to her, and the phone was still ringing happily, he pressed the answer button, and before he could speak, Shi Lei's voice came.
"Brother, why don't you answer the phone/phone for half a day?" Shi Lei opened his mouth to complain, and without waiting for Shi Yan to answer, he asked again: "Could it be that I am having lunch with my sister-in-law for fear that a call/call will destroy your warm atmosphere?" ”
"Go, go, it's evening in Berlin, what's lunch?" Shi Yan opened his mouth angrily, and then asked, "By the way, what's the matter?" Long-distance telephony/phone is expensive, don't talk nonsense. ”
"I won't call you yet," Shi Lei's slightly complaining voice came over there: "Today, the police station tried Bai Tingting for the first time, and Tingting explained a thing, I think it has something to do with my sister-in-law's condition, so I specially called/called to tell you." ”
"What's the matter?" Shi Yan immediately became nervous, and her eyes involuntarily glanced at the hibiscus beside her, at this time she did not pay attention to listen to him answering the call/call, but turned her head to look at the white snow scene outside the window.
"Tingting confessed a plot when she confessed the crime she committed, saying that she had a friend in the blood testing department of a hospital, and one day she went to her friend's blood testing room to see her friend do an examination, and when her friend was away, she moved her friend's instrument and tampered with some data"
Shi Lei paused a little here, and then said softly: "Brother, in fact, my sister-in-law's so-called inspection report was tampered with by Tingting, I think my sister-in-law should be fine, I don't know if you found the results in Germany?" ”
"The results have come out, she really doesn't suffer from Alzheimer's disease," Shi Yan let out a long breath after saying this, and then asked: "By the way, what else did Tingting explain?" ”
"Tingting is so hateful, she actually engaged in such a prank"
Mu Hibiscus, who was originally concentrating on watching the snow scene outside the window, heard Shi Yan saying the word Tingting, and couldn't help but turn his head: "Who called/called?" Bai Tingting? ”
Shi Yan didn't answer her question, just reached over and put it on her shoulder, put his arm around her, and then said to Shi Lei on the other end of the phone: "Okay, I know about this situation, but I don't think she should be a prank this time, you quickly ask someone to track down her friend in the blood test department of the hospital and see what she says?" ”
Mu Hibiscus couldn't hear the voice of the person on the other side of the phone, because Shi Yan's mobile phone was very good, it didn't leak sound, and his mobile phone was close to his ear, even if she wanted to, it was impossible.
"That's it," Shi Yan said after the other party said for nearly two minutes before speaking: "Well, Mu Hibiscus and I should have come back after Christmas, since we have come abroad with her, of course we want to feel the atmosphere of Christmas in Germany with her, right?" It's just a few days before Christmas. ”
When Shi Yan finished calling/calling, the taxi had stopped, and the passenger's destination had arrived, the passenger pushed the car door in the passenger seat and got out of the car, then put his hand on the door frame and smiled at them, waving: "See you again, friend, I'm here, you have a good trip!" ”
"See you again, and have a nice evening!" Shi Yan waved at the man and blessed him in German. 、
Hibiscus looked out the window, and when the German passenger was saying goodbye to them, the taxi driver had already taken out the suitcase in the trunk of the passenger, and then the German passenger paid the fare and tip, pulled the suitcase, and walked towards a small building not far away that was shining with fire.
"It's not Christmas yet, Berlin is lit up everywhere," Hibiscus sighed: "It seems that everyone in the world is the same, and the New Year is the most anticipated and exciting festival." ”
"The warm-up period for Christmas in Germany comes earlier than in other European countries," Shi Yan patiently explained to Hibiscus: "The warm-up of Christmas in Germany starts on St. Martin's Day, that is, on November 11 every year, and then on December 1st, Advent officially begins, and from this day on, there are 24 doors on the calendar. Every door is a day, from December 1st to December 24th. Don't you see that our landlady has a lot of doors on the calendar hanging in the hall on the first floor? In fact, there is chocolate hidden behind every door. ”
"Is it true?" Mu Hibiscus became interested when he heard Shi Yan say this, and said with a little excitement: "Then I'll go back and get the chocolate behind the door to eat." ”
"Snort" Shi Yan couldn't help laughing, and poked her symbolically with his hand and said: "You still want to eat the old lady's chocolate, you ran out during the meal, which made the old lady of the landlady very angry, she said that you are not sensible at all, and you don't know how to say hello when you go out, maybe I will teach you a good lesson when I see you." ”
Shi Yan was really right, as soon as the taxi they were in had stopped, Mu Hibiscus pushed the door and got out of the car, and before his feet could step on the ground, the old lady of the landlady walked out head-on.
"Quack"
The old landlady was a stinky lecture to the hibiscus, but the poor landlady couldn't speak English, and the German words that came out of her mouth were quick and fast, which was not at all the two everyday words such as eating and drinking that the hibiscus could understand, so she didn't understand a word.
After the landlady had trained enough, Mu Hibiscus asked Shi Yan, who had already paid the taxi fare and sent the taxi away: "What did the landlord say about me just now?" ”
"This" Shi Yan glanced at the landlord who was still full of anger, and then said with a smile: "The landlord said that you shouldn't have walked out of the hall when you were about to eat, why are you so stupid?" Even if you want to get out of the rut, you have to fill your stomach first, so that you can have the strength to walk. ”