Chapter Forty-Eight: The Crying Fat Man
After three days, Nirvana had almost recovered. During these three days, Concubine Guan often came to the house to help with some housework. But they didn't live at home. Nirvana has regrets, but also feels a little whimsical.
The road should be walked step by step, and the rice should be eaten in one bite. Can't rush it!
Sister Jiaojiao is naturally a frequent customer, because the meals are all covered by her old man. Although Sister Jiaojiao is unforgiving, she is still very worried about Nirvana, otherwise she would not cook by herself every day, and she will work tirelessly to deliver it to her home.
During this period, the little girl's father, that is, Sister Jiaojiao's own man, came once. The two men hid on the balcony and chatted a lot of meat jokes. It's so uncomfortable! But after the most luke, I don't know why, I was discovered by Sister Jiaojiao.
The frenzied Jiaojiao sister was called a fierce one, Nirvana was injured, and she was given preferential treatment, but she was also beaten three spoons. And Brother Li, who has rough skin and thick meat, suffered a big crime, and was chased and killed by the Jiaojiao sister, who had an unobstructed temperament of a fierce woman, with a spoon all over the house. The heartless little girl clapped her little hands and jumped up and shouting cheers
On Thursday morning, after two classes, Concubine Guan, who had skipped class for the first time, said that she would take the little girl to buy some things, and she would not let Nirvana follow. Nirvana, who was deprived of the right to speak, could only wait obediently at school according to the instructions of the two adults.
After waiting in the classroom for a while, the bored Nirvana packed up his things and wandered around the campus. He is not afraid that Concubine Guan and the little girl will not find him, because there is another number in his mobile phone, so it is naturally Concubine Xuan's.
I have been coming to Huaxia University for more than a year, but Nirvana really hasn't had a good visit. When I was alone, I was immersed in my studies and frantically absorbed knowledge. After having a little girl, she devotes half of her energy to taking care of her daily life, and has no time to do anything else.
Walking to the lakeside, Nirvana stopped. He saw a fat man squatting on the edge of the lake crying, holding a branch in his hand and slapping on the surface of the lake, splashing in patches. Maybe it's because of the class time, but it's just the two of them by the lake.
Nirvana walked over and said with a smile: "Hey, it's a big man, what do you look like when you're crying?" Aren't you afraid of other people's jokes? ”
Unexpectedly, the fat man wrote a poem: "Others laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others who can't see through it!" ”
The corners of Nirvana's mouth twitched, and he asked again, "Why are you crying?" ”
The fat man didn't bite the words this time, but replied very simply: "Broken love!" ”
"Dumped?" Nirvana asked cautiously, for fear of making the fat man even more sad.
As soon as Nirvana's words came out, the fat man cried even more sadly, although it was not to the point of crying when he heard it, but it was also extremely miserable. It made Nirvana feel a little remorseful in his heart.
However, the fat man's answer in the next moment made Nirvana stumble, and the remorse that had just been born in his heart disappeared instantly: "No, I dumped her!" ”
"Then why are you crying for?" Nirvana directly listed the fat man as a mentally ill person, and asked through gritted teeth.
"Since ancient times, there has been a lot of love and empty hatred, and this hatred is endless! I'm mourning," the fat man sighed affectionately as he threw the branch into the lake.
"Then you can remember it here, I still have something!" Nirvana was about to slip away, but he found that it was a mistake to come up and talk to him.
"Wait!" The fat man grabbed Nirvana's wrist and stopped Nirvana from leaving.
Nirvana turned his head and asked with a smile, "Do you have any advice?" ”
"I don't dare to instruct, but there are some things buried in my heart that don't vomit or feel unhappy. I've cried seven hundred and forty-nine times here, and you're the only one who came up to talk to me. Although you don't look good, I will treat you as a confidant! The fat man shook his head and said.
The corners of Nirvana's mouth twitched, and he wanted to spray the fat man's face with saliva.
"My daughter-in-law is waiting for me!" Nirvana made an excuse.
But the fat man's tears that had just stopped gushing up, and he hugged Nirvana and cried: "Ex-daughter-in-law, did you deliberately send this bastard to torture me?" Ahh
Nirvana hurriedly broke free, but the clothes on his body had been polluted by the fat man's tears and snot.
"Is it that hard to borrow a shoulder?" The fat man sobbed.
"My daughter-in-law said that my shoulder can only be reserved for her, and no one else will borrow it! Otherwise, she'll cut me! Nirvana said with a sad face, this fat man is Tai Chi, and his words and deeds are unbearable. At this moment, Nirvana just wants to leave this land of right and wrong as soon as possible.
The fat man grabbed Nirvana's wrist again and said, "Then I won't borrow your shoulder, can I borrow my ear?" Listen to my singing and crying heart! ”
Nirvana squeezed out a smile and nodded. The fat man grabbed his hand tightly, and he couldn't help but refuse.
"My dream is to be a businessman and build a huge business empire. Not to mention the benefits of the people of the country, at least you can realize many unattainable dreams! The fat man said fascinatedly.
"What unattainable dream?" Nirvana asked curiously.
"First!" A chubby finger in the depths of the fat man, with a lewd smile on the corner of his mouth: "Make stars every day, sleep stars every day!" ”
The corners of Nirvana's mouth twitched, a very powerful dream!
"Second!" The fat man stretched out his second chubby finger and said with a cold smile: "I'm going to use money to smash those bastards who look down on me, trample me under my feet and insult me!" Let them lick my soles! ”
Nirvana sighed in his heart, O hard-working man!
"Third!" The fat man stretched out his third chubby finger and roared: "I want my parents who have arranged my life for me to know that I can go further and be more brilliant by arranging my own path!" ”
Nirvana is helpless, helpless, although it pities the hearts of parents all over the world, but if it passes, it will backfire!
"Fourth, I want to buy the heavens and the earth, and all the young ladies in it will be all over the day!" The fat man roared with a slightly hideous face.
"Fifth, I'm going to buy Huayun Gujian and smash it!"
"Sixth, I'm going to castrate all those bullshit princes and family members, and then pee on their faces!"
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Nirvana sighed in his heart, the fat man in front of him was indeed mentally abnormal. These six dreams are indeed unattainable, and even he doesn't dare to say that they can be accomplished.
"Woo" The fat man cried again, which was called a sad heart.
"I think it's better for you to cry here, it's better to realize your ideals step by step in a down-to-earth manner!" Nirvana persuaded.
The fat man stopped crying and sobbed: "I want to too, but I don't have any money, my ruthless father, mother, grandparents, and grandparents give me a thousand yuan of pocket money a month, and I will spend it in a day.
Nirvana can only express his inner thoughts in silence, and everything about the fat man is beyond his imagination.