Where does God live?!

This is actually a question that is difficult to have an official answer to.

The mythology of every civilization will have bugs, and there are only a lot of them in the East, but it does not mean that other mythological systems are perfect.

For example, the rumored Virgin Mary, in Jewish literature, is actually just an unlucky girl who was betrothed to John who was a carpenter and was raped by a neighbor, the Theberius who later became a Roman soldier? Pandra is the true biological father of Jesus in history.

What is the reason for getting pregnant without having X life with your fiancé?!

Historical records tell us that it was adultery, and the Bible preaches the idea that a pure virgin was conceived by the Holy Spirit...... The latter won, and the former was drowned in the difficult texts and could only be glimpsed by a small number of historians.

“…… It can be seen that no myth is inevitably. God's Son, who is regarded as a pearl in his palm and even does not hesitate to make Lucifer unhappy about it, is actually just a cheap son who picked up mortals, and he is still an illegitimate child. Yang Yan ruthlessly made up for the myths of various countries during the period when he just woke up, and he naturally seemed very authoritative at this time: "I think I can understand Lucifer's depression very well, he will definitely not be happy to change me, and the son of an adulterer is embarrassed to let Lao Tzu kneel down and be loyal?!" ”

Feng coughed slightly, pulled down Yang Yan's sleeve and glanced at it, Yang Yan looked at it inexplicably, and just bumped into Zhang San timidly looked up and didn't say anything.

"...... "Damn, I almost forgot that Erlang God is also smuggler."

The majestic former Heavenly Court Judicial God was actually looked down upon by many gods before he became famous. Needless to say, the reason is naturally because of the identity of Yunhua's chief and mortal illegitimate son. In the past, Yang Jian was extremely concerned about this, and even regarded it as the biggest stain in his life. But now Yang Yan is not conscious, if it weren't for Feng Xiaoxiao just pulling him, he wouldn't have remembered that there was such a stubble, otherwise he wouldn't have leaked his mouth in front of Zhang San.

Yang Yan, who lit a cigarette in frustration and accidentally stepped on the thunder point, shut up,

A good friend can't take his head, Feng Xiaoxiao only has himself on top: "The second brother has seen a lot of myths before awakening, and he has also gone through the classics and documents of various countries. We found. Among the myths of various regions and cultures, the earliest Pentateuch of Christianity, the most influential, was written almost 3,500 years ago, while the most complete Greek mythology, the first canon, the Iliad, appeared around 2,800 years ago...... It happened to be around the end of the tide three thousand years ago. ”

“…… The god has fallen. These ghosts can't wait to jump out and grab the number of faith qi?! Fu Xi's face was a little ugly. After all, this is also a calf protector. It's also your own business if you don't like it anymore, and if someone else comes to rob your own territory, you have to be angry.

"Don't say it's a foreign faith battle. In fact, the chaos in the country is not much smaller. Zhang San finally took his guilty gaze away from Yang Yan, and timidly spoke with Fu Xi's ugly face: "Three thousand years ago, when the laws fell, it was still the Eastern Han Dynasty, but in fact, it was even earlier, almost three thousand five hundred to four thousand years ago, and Heavenly Court was already preparing to cut through the space. ”

"......" almost forgot that there was still one who did not have amnesia, and the key was to understand the former Heavenly Court incumbents who passed by at that time. Feng Xiaoxiao was silent and asked, "Third sister, what is the specific situation, can you tell me?!" ”

Zhang San swallowed his saliva: "The biggest battle of the gods in the Celestial Empire is the battle of the gods, in fact, after the Shang and Zhou dynasties, there are actually no new deeds of the gods, and the legends and stories left behind are either religious compilations, or they are simply the actions of the remnants of the Dharma body that is left behind the wrapping up...... That is, not long after the Shang Zhou, Heavenly Court had not really managed the Three Realms and Six Realms. Probably because of the relationship of no one to govern, so the various sects began to bloom, the heavenly court while preparing to migrate, but also before the migration and reluctant to worship the faith, seeing some signs of chaos, so he chose Taoism to spread the doctrine and mentioned a few immortal books to meddle in the management of the Three Realms, but I didn't expect that not long after the start of the Buddhist believers......"

So the Celestial Empire, a large population of good fat was coveted by the two factions, in order to harvest more believers, the two factions boasted of their own gods' powers, to the most after you have a person who can move mountains, I will produce a person who can move the sea, the cowhide is blowing bigger and bigger, blowing and blowing with a moment of excitement and forget to finish......

It is not a matter of one or two days for Buddhism and Taoism to fight for territory, and before these two, there is also the ancient torrent represented by Fuxi Nuwa, which does not belong to either of the two, that is the real orthodoxy of the ancient gods, and the latter looks at the former is actually similar to other foreign beliefs, anyway, they are all juniors.

But although Fu Xi doesn't look down on Heavenly Court, after all, it's still the same system, how do you know that the Daoist family can't even choose a spokesperson? ! Later, it was even more simply, seeing that the aura had declined, the family directly moved away with all the people...... Piercing the Void?! Knowing that these eight calves would run away, and giving away the belongings of the great Lu, he might as well have whipped this group of bastards to death before going to bed!

Zhang San pleases Feng Xiaoxiao and Fu Xi, and he also feels quite embarrassed by the spokesperson chosen by his boss, because there are too many bugs made up by countless believers in the dispute between the two factions, so that the successor is powerless, and now he will be taken advantage of by the foreign Mao God.

The predecessors wanted to plant the tree, but it was not planted, so the descendants naturally had nowhere to take advantage of the shade, and accidentally fell into the tree pit...... What is this called? I knew that she might as well continue to sleep and die! lest he be assassinated by the cold gaze of the ancestral god at this time......

The most pressure present was not Zhang San, who was currently the only official endorsement of the Heavenly Court, nor was it the fox spirit Huang Yong who suddenly discovered that the master was actually Fuxi and was frightened. To say that the most stressful person at the moment is undoubtedly Tang Qin, a mortal who has a completely innocent net worth and has no profound background in the eyes of everyone.

A group of fairies and monsters gathered at her uncle's house to talk about the belief in the gods, and Tang Qin said that she was under a lot of pressure. With such a high-end rhythm, he really can't keep up!

"Do you want to, why don't you eat first?!" Tang Qin, who was sweating at Lushan Waterfall, finally came out of her head in the somewhat stiff air.

It is indeed a bit of a ruin to have such a topic of human fireworks in such a major and important topic. But at the moment, it seems that the discussion alone will not lead to any results, and there is nothing wrong with taking an intermission.

Feng Xiaoxiao was the first to respond: "Okay, okay, by the way, go to Brother Ao's place to have a look, I haven't eaten together for a long time." ”

Brother Ao?! What kind of wickedness is this!

Fu Xi's sharp gaze shot directly at Zhang San, Zhang San covered his face and leaned over to explain in a whisper: "It's Nuwa's friend, the Dragon Clan...... What, the branch that was set aside in the Heavenly Court to govern the ocean before. ”

Huang Yong stood aside and waited obediently after packing up the things in the array, not to mention how well-behaved and lovely he was. If you can say that you can let go of Nuwa herself, it is purely because people have lost their memory, and most of the time they don't care much about fox spirits, coupled with decades of human education, their thoughts are more or less affected by human rights and freedoms.

But Fu Xi is genuine, in case he accidentally makes people unhappy, he crushes himself to death with a fox spirit, and he doesn't even move his eyebrows.

As soon as everyone packed up and prepared to get up to eat, Tang Qin had just breathed a sigh of relief, and before she could spit it out, she had half a choked mouth in her throat before she could spit it out, and the desperate sound of opening the door suddenly sounded.

Tang Qin's uncle and the old couple entered the door while talking while carrying two bags of vegetables, and the old man was quite enthusiastic when he saw so many pairs of shoes at the door, so he looked up and asked Tang Qin casually: "Xiaoqin has a friend coming to the house...... Belch!!! ”

Fu Xi looked at the old man who was staring at him with a frightened face, and the dishes in the latter's hand fell to the ground in fright.

"You ......"

"He's not!" Tang Qin quickly interrupted loudly, and it was only at the moment he heard the sound of the door lock that he remembered that his uncle and Fu Xi still had a relationship.

It's been decades, and the little fart child of the year has grown into an old chrysanthemum, but the young man of the year is still the same young man...... Tang Qin wants to cry when she thinks about it, it's not easy to patch such a big bug by herself, dear!

The old aunt was inexplicable, but the old uncle suddenly walked up a few steps excitedly: "You are ......"

"He's not !!" Tang Qin jumped out again, grabbed her uncle, and interrupted the eyes between the two: "Uncle, we are going out to eat, and we are not at home, you and your aunt eat slowly, play slowly, and walk slowly, you can't send it!" ”

This is the unlucky nephew who is so nervous that he has begun to spit out garbled codes.

"Are you...... I'll grass you, TMD, and if you dare to interrupt Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu will break your legs! The old uncle suddenly kicked his nephew, and he was so excited that he rushed to Fu Xi: "You are Mr. Feng's son...... Grandson, right?! ”

Look, this is the bloodline, this is the real kinship, the two look exactly the same, the expressions are similar, and the prints are similar......

Crowd: "......"

Tang Qin, who was originally nervous, wiped a cold sweat for the rest of her life. Fortunately, my uncle has already patched his own brain, otherwise it would be really difficult to explain.

But think about it, how can normal people generally think that there is an old immortal who can live for decades or have this tender face?!

At this moment, Fu Xi looked at the old uncle carefully for a long time, and gradually showed a sudden look, as if he finally remembered the other party: "Are you ...... Puppy Eggs?! ”

“……”

"Poof......

"......" the old uncle was embarrassed. Fu Xi confirmed his guess and nodded: "I remember that the bottle was given to you, it turned out to be ...... That's right, this is Uchiko. "While speaking, he pointed to the wind slightly.

“……”

The old uncle was petrified, and everyone present was also petrified, only Tang Qin was sad and angry - what is it for! People have obviously patched up, why are you so honest?!

The ancestral god is amazing! Ancestral gods can stay naturally?! (To be continued......)