Chapter 490: Male and Female Citations

Eating and sleeping when you are full is a very bad habit.

Qin Ying has never had this habit, because it will not only cause indigestion, but also cause obesity, affecting her almost perfect figure.

It's just that at noon today, she entered the room as soon as she was full. Of course, this was not what she wanted, it was Yan Xiaokai who said that she had something to talk about with her younger brother Qin Shou, and asked her to go back to the room first, and her younger brother did not object to this, so she had to reluctantly go back to the room.

After Qin Ying left, Yan Xiaokai slowly sipped tea and asked, "Qin Shou, what do you want to know?" ”

People who have seen ghosts are afraid of the dark, and Qin Shou is no exception, after being tossed all morning, he has learned to be obedient, pretending to be low eyebrows and pleasing to the eyes, "I want to know what happened to me?" Why am I so homesick these days, and why will I find this place again? Why do I always feel like a voice in my heart is calling me? Why does this drum have such an effect on me? ”

After Yan Xiaokai listened to his series of questions, he didn't answer him immediately, not even a word, but continued to drink his tea slowly.

Looking at his pretending to be b, Qin Shou had the urge to explode a man's chrysanthemum for the first time, but did he dare?

He dared, but he didn't have the ability, so he could only admit it and whisper: "Brother-in-law! ”

After Yan Xiaokai drank the cup of tea in his hand unhurriedly, he picked up the drum, stretched out his hand to support the bottom, and slowly spun it. He quickly unscrewed the tray under the drum, and then he saw his hand put his hand in, and in a few moments, he unmandled the box that was hanging inside.

Qin Shou looked at the box with very rough workmanship, and asked very suspiciously, "What is this?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Your lifeline!" ”

Qin Shou was taken aback, and subconsciously looked at his crotch.

Yan Xiaokai was very speechless, too lazy to make any more mysteries with him, so he directly opened the box and handed it to him.

"Ahh ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Didn't I say it just now? Your lifeline. ”

Qin Shou said in a trembling voice: "Sister, brother-in-law, don't joke with me!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said coldly: "What am I kidding with you, you take a closer look at him, how do you feel?" ”

Qin Shou had the courage to look at the box again, goosebumps stood up again, and he said coldly: "It's terrifying!" ”

Yan Xiaokai shouted: "You take a closer look!" ”

Qin Shou had no choice but to bite the bullet and hold his eyelids to see, at the beginning, he felt that the worms that were crawling and wandering were very disgusting, but when he looked at it, he had a very strange feeling in his heart, and he couldn't help but let out a "huh" on his mouth.

Yan Xiaokai said: "How is it?" ”

Qin Shou said: "Very, very strange. ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "How strange. ”

After Qin Shou thought about it seriously, he said weakly: "I feel that it seems to be very familiar, and it is also very kind." ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Since this is the case, then let it sleep with you tonight!" ”

Qin Shou was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he waved his hand again and again: "No, don't!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "You can't help this!" ”

Qin Shou said with a colorless face: "Brother-in-law, don't you play with me, okay?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said angrily: "You're not your sister, what's so funny?" ”

Qin Shou: "......"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Before eating just now, if you really drop the drum, this insect should also die, if it dies, I will not sit here and talk to you at this time, but I will be busy with your sister to do your aftermath!" ”

Qin Shou's pupils shrank, and he lost his voice: "Huh? ”

Yan Xiaokai ignored his reaction, and just continued to talk to himself: "This black bug, called Gongyin, is extremely poisonous, and after being bitten, it will only take seven seconds to bleed to death. ”

Qin Shou felt a chill in his heart, and hurriedly took two steps back.

Yan Xiaokai said: "But don't look at it as fierce and poisonous, it is extremely tame and fragile, under normal circumstances, it will never take the initiative to attack others, and any person can slap it to death." ”

Qin Shou hurriedly asked, "Then what does it have to do with me?" ”

"What's the hurry? I'm not done yet! Yan Xiaokai glanced at him, and continued: "The biggest feature is not its poisonousness, but its summoning ability, as long as it is placed in the drum, every time the drum sounds, it will make a cry, this kind of cry is inaudible to our ears, but the mother guide born with it, even if it is thousands of kilometers away, it can be sensed." ”

Qin Shou couldn't help but say again: "Then why did it summon me?" I'm not a mother! And...... How can I sense it? ”

Yan Xiaokai shouted: "If you interrupt me again, I won't talk about it." You are left to fend for yourself! ”

Qin Shou hurriedly closed his mouth, and even covered it tightly with his hands.

Yan Xiaokai continued: "Thousands of things in the world are the same, there is yin, there is yang. There are men, and there are women. If there is a male citation, there will naturally be a female citation. Male and female are born in pairs, but the habits are completely inadequate, the male can be fed with poisonous insects to grow, but the female must parasitize into the human body to grow......"

Qin Shou listened, his face changed again, becoming even paler, so pale that he couldn't see any human color, and the whole person trembled.

Although his IQ is not high, he is not stupid, and at this point he finally realized that in his body, I am afraid that there is a mother inhabiting him, otherwise he would not be able to sense the sound, let alone follow the sound to find Yan Xiaokai's house.

Yan Xiaokai's next words confirmed his terrifying speculation.

"Yes, you do have a female in your body, and this male is a couple. Now it looks ...... Well, it should be as big as a public citation! ”

"Ahh

"No, no, it's impossible, the wise master has already said, and all the poisonous insects in my body have been removed."

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Indeed, the poisonous insects in your body have been removed, but the mother is non-toxic, and its resistance is very strong, and it can resist all kinds of drugs, whether it is poison, anthelmintic medicine, or other medicines." Under normal circumstances, unless you know about its existence in advance, it is impossible to discover it! ”

Qin Shou heard this cold sweat, his palms, soles, and back were all soaked.

Yan Xiaokai said again: "In addition, this pair of male and female leads have a greater feature, they are like mandarin ducks with the same fate, any one has a problem, the other will quickly sense, and then go crazy and explode and die." As just now, if you drop this male lead to death, then the female lead in your body will immediately find out, and then she will go crazy and gnaw and devour your internal organs until she dies alive! ”

Qin Shou was stunned, and said in horror: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, you are already my brother-in-law, you can't watch me die like this!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "What's the panic, the male introduction is okay now, the mother will not go crazy, as long as they are all good, you will be like a normal person, there is no." ”

Same as a normal person?

Nothing?

I now have a worm as thick as a ham sausage in my body, and it threatens to bite me through my stomach at any moment, and you say I have nothing?

Qin Shou was both resentful and resentful, but he couldn't speak, he couldn't spread his anger, so he could only beg for mercy with paralysis: "Brother-in-law, you are my own brother-in-law, please, get this worm out of my body!" ”

Yan Xiaokai shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I can't help it." ”

Qin Shou was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground on the spot, and asked urgently: "Brother-in-law, didn't you put the worm into my body?" Since you put it, you must have a way to get it out. ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Those who can detoxify may not be poisoned. In the same way, those who can play Gu may not be able to solve Gu. I put the bug in your body well, but I can't get it out. By the way, don't you know some masters? Tell him to show you, he might have a way! ”

Qin Shou shouted bitterly: "Brother-in-law, he doesn't even know that there are insects in my body, how can he help me get them out?" ”

Yan Xiaokai groaned, and said very discussarily: "Okay, seeing that your brother-in-law's ex-brother-in-law is so sweet, then I'll help you get the worms out!" ”

Qin Shou was overjoyed, applauded repeatedly, and then asked, "Brother-in-law, how can you help me get it out?" ”

Yan Xiaokai stretched out his hand and drew a straight line on his stomach, "I'll find a doctor, here for you, open a knife, open the stomach, pull away the intestines or something, carefully look for it layer by layer, you should be able to find it." ”

"Ahh ”

Yan Xiao opened the stall and said very irresponsibly: "Then I don't know what to do!" ”

Qin Shou: "......"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Do you think this method is not good?" ”

Qin Shou said: "Brother-in-law, do you think so?" ”

Yan Xiaokai thought about it, shook his head and said, "I don't think it matters, anyway, my stomach is not mine." But if you don't think it's good, then you can only ask the master you said for help! ”

Qin Shou said: "Brother-in-law, is there really no way to do anything else?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "There is no way, unless ......"

Qin Shou hurriedly asked, "Unless what?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Unless both the male and female introductions have grown up and matured, and then think about that!" ”

Qin Shou said: "Which one?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Mating!" Only when they reach the estrus period will the female lead leave your body, complete mating with the male lead, and then turn into a butterfly. ”

Qin Shou: "Then when will they come into heat?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Of course, it is mature enough!" ”

Qin Shou: "Then when will it mature?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "When it's time to mature, it will naturally mature." ”

Qin Shou: "......"