"Xiaohai, please tell me a joke."

"Well, once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain, and there was a monk in the temple who told stories......"

"Wait, what kind of joke are you? What's the laughing? ”

"Isn't a joke without laughter still laughable?"

“……”

"Of course, if you're not satisfied, I can polish the joke a little more. A genius monk who was born in the Wanfa Immortal Sect of the Ten Thousand Immortal League, and is about to face the Jindan Tribulation after less than thirty years of practice, a man who has a married partner and a family, now forgets to sleep and eat, and even leaves his home behind, and serves as your secretary to handle official business, but you are asked to tell jokes without laughter...... Don't you think that's ridiculous? ”

"Xiaohai, your resentment is almost substantial." Wang Lu sighed and pushed the official document on the table away, "It seems that a long period of busyness will cause mental pressure beyond expectations. I don't think we'll work anymore today, let's go to the entertainment venue under the Xuantian Pavilion to make a sound. ”

Hai Yunfan sorted out the manuscript in his hand and said without changing his face: "I am a man with a family. ”

Wang Lu said: "That's why it's even more exciting to do!" Don't you hear that a wife is not as good as a concubine and a concubine is better than stealing? ”

“……”

Seeing that Hai Yunfan was still unmoved, Wang Lu changed his way and persuaded him: "If you think like this, the work you and I are doing now is related to hundreds of millions of living beings in the Kyushu Continent, if you can't maintain a positive attitude, any flaws in your work will be a crime against hundreds of millions of people." So at this moment, the most important thing is to make yourself happy. As for your personal and family issues, you should give way to the overall situation of the Kyushu continent. ”

Hai Yunfan was also amazed when he heard it: "I can't imagine that you have been a bureaucrat here for more than a month, and even destroying other people's marriages and families can rise to the height of the overall situation of the Kyushu Continent...... If you want to take a vacation, go by yourself. I still have some official documents to draft here, so I won't accompany you. I don't have to worry about my condition, Fei Fei just came to visit me two days ago, and I am in good shape. ”

"Tsk, this married man's ugly face, but since you say so, then please leave it to you, these official documents are to be reviewed next, you can watch it."

Wang Lu said, put the official document more than three feet high in front of Haiyunfan's table, and then disappeared without a trace.

Hai Yunfan looked at the mountains of Wen Jiàn in front of him, and the brush in his hand fell involuntarily: "Lie down...... Trough! ”

――

After escaping from the office, Wang Lu took a deep breath.

The scorching aura of the lava in the back mountain of Junhuang Mountain suddenly poured into his body, but it was quickly cooled down by a burst of cool mana.

Wang Lu had to operate the Phaseless Immortal Heart in order to make himself more relaxed...... At this time, there is only less than half a month before the opening of the Immortals Competition, and the closer it gets, the greater the pressure. In the past month or so, Wang Lu has used various means to stimulate the team, and the results have been remarkable, but there is still a big gap between the real odds of winning. In particular, the situation is particularly prominent on the side of the martial arts group.

As the chief planner of the event, he is under a particularly high pressure to bear the pressure. Even the person in charge of the entire organizing committee, Masato Kawatu, is not as pressured by him. Hetu Zhenjun is just sitting in charge of the overall situation, and this event is completely handed over to Wang Lu, who is responsible for the specific implementation at most, and the pressure is not so heavy. Wang Lu shoulders the heavy responsibility of digging out the possibility from the impossible.

"If it goes on like this, I'm afraid that in the end, all the staff will have to use the Qianyuan Blood Burning Skill to hope for victory, but the effect of the Qianyuan Blood Burning Skill on the Jindan level and above will be very weak. And it really came to the point of fighting for his life, and the means on the side of the earth immortals would only be more...... This is also an evil path. Although he didn't have much hope for Wudou from the beginning, the cultural level of the immortals was unknown, and it was not reasonable to blindly bet on Wendou. Second, no matter how low the proportion of martial arts is, it is impossible to lower it than half......"

Wang Lu was thinking about what resources he had at his disposal, and which group of martial arts could further improve their chances of winning. While taking a walk in the back mountain of Junhuang Mountain. The saying about the sound of dogs and horses going down the mountain is to tease Xiaohai.

Now how can he have the leisure to play with women...... And some time ago, when the beauty pageant group inspected the formation of cheerleaders, I really saw all kinds of handsome guys and beauties in the Kyushu mainland. In addition, he watched a few large-scale theatrical performances and endured a good round of beauty, and now ordinary women are like chickens and dogs in his opinion, and they are not interested at all.

"Hey, isn't this Senior Brother Wang Lu~"

An unexpected greeting interrupted Wang Lu's thoughts, and when he turned his head, Wang Lu's eyebrows immediately twisted into a ball, and it took a lot of effort to suppress himself from killing the demon and eliminating the demon.

"Haha, don't look so repulsed when you see me, although I am indeed a little weaker in the Jindan-level heads-up group, but I have just successfully broken through a level, and my strength has grown greatly, which will definitely impress you!"

A black-clad Zen monk appeared in front of Wang Lu, enthusiastically displaying the black robe he had just restored. Compared to the original robe, the new version of the robe has been significantly strengthened.

"It's really thanks to the fact that you broke my black robe last time, and I realized that the life-saving trick I have been relying on is not safe, so I can be ashamed and brave, and further improve the black robe and my exercises, and now even if I face the opponent of the god group, I am a little sure, this can be regarded as not breaking or standing, haha!"

Luo Xiao smiled heartily, of course he didn't get any response.

"Hmm, I think you're a little upset? Is it worried about the matter of the immortals? Alas, it's really remarkable, but a Jindan monk is already busy and working hard for thousands of people in the entire Kyushu Continent. ”

Wang Lu said: "Since you also know that I am busy and hard, why don't you do me a favor?" ”

Luo Xiao's spirit was shocked: "Please speak!" As long as I can help, I will definitely do my best! ”

"Please show me this caesarean section."

"Huh?"

Wang Lu said: "I have recently suffered from the disease of being depressed if I don't see people cutting myself, since you are willing to solve problems for me, why don't you cut yourself and show me, let me feel happy, and make more contributions to the Kyushu Continent." ”

Luo Xiao was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said, "You are really humorous!" It's a pity that Huayan Sect strictly forbids disciples to seek death and life, and I really can't help with this problem. ”

Wang Lu thought for a while: "You can't do it yourself, I can help you." As he spoke, he burst into tears.

"Uh...... Don't be so aggressive. Luo Xiao hurriedly took a few steps back, and then said, "Although I know that I am weak, ugly, and never likable, but if I work hard, I can still be useful!" Now is the time for us to employ people in the Kyushu Mainland, and I would like to ask you to be extrajudicial and gracious. ”

And just as the two were talking, a group of onlookers had gathered around, Wang Lu thought about it, this Luo Xiao's posture was extremely low, and he was the main force in the Jindan group to participate in many projects...... For a while, there was really no excuse to kill this person in broad daylight.

However, if he left it alone, Wang Lu was unwilling, this Luo Xiao was really unpleasant to the extreme, and he couldn't kill him quickly...... There is little truth to this intuition, and there is no precedent. Wang Lu really hadn't gritted his teeth with hatred for someone for no reason before. And because he was so special, Wang Lu didn't intend to let him go at all.

For his own intuition, Wang Lu also trusts it to the extreme.

"That's Luo Xiao, I do have a difficult task for you to complete here - don't worry, I don't want your life."

Luo Xiao was in good spirits: "Okay! I'll do my best! ”

Wang Lu pointed to his feet: "Last month, I buried a seed of Inferno Red Lotus in the depths of the lava sea here, and with the purity and richness of the aura of the fire phase in this place, it must be time for the flowers to blossom and bear fruit at this time." Let's go deep into the lava sea and pick the fruit. ”

"......" Luo Xiao was stunned for a moment, "You mean the sea of lava that was used by Junhuang Mountain as the fire of the arsenal Yuan furnace?" ”

"Hmm."

"That lava sea where every layer deeper, the firepower doubles, and below a hundred zhang is enough to wipe out all the Jindan real people!?"

"yes, you know that. That Hellfire Red Lotus was planted by me at a depth of three hundred zhang, so you can go back quickly without further ado. ”

"That's gone! At a depth of 300 zhang, where can I have the life to come back! ”

"Surpass yourself and push your limits. Didn't you find a way to perfect your black robe last time under my furious sword aura? Maybe after the lava baptism this time, he can promote the black robe to the immortal rank. ”

"How can that be possible!"

"Tsk, if people don't have dreams, what's the difference between salty and wet?" Wang Lu shook his head, "If the Hellfire Red Lotus can't work, I remember that a feng shui array was set up in Tuding Mountain in Dongli Prefecture to raise spirit stones, and there should be a colorful glazed stone in it, which will be of great use to my next plan, you go and help me get it." ”

"Looking for colorful glazed stones on Tuding Mountain? There should be no problem with this, but Tuding Mountain is the largest mountain in Dongli Prefecture, with a radius of tens of thousands of miles at the top of the mountain, where is the colorful glazed stone? ”

Wang Lu said: "The specifics are not clear, you can find it slowly." ”

"......" Luo Xiao was dumbfounded, "This, if it's really a very important thing, it doesn't matter if I look for it slowly in Tuding Mountain, but the competition will officially start in half a month......"

Wang Lu patted Luo Xiao on the shoulder: "The weight of this task is far better than the victory or defeat of one or two projects, if you can find that stone, our entire group of immortals will have hope." So even if it's ten or a hundred years, you have to find me a stone on the mountain!" I want you to swear that you won't go down the mountain until you find a stone, do you dare to swear!? ”

Luo Xiao was so blocked by Wang Lu that he couldn't speak, and froze in place like a stone statue.

However, at this moment, an unexpected person rushed over.

"Wang Lu, if you want to find the Colorful Glazed Stone, I have three thousand outer disciples under my sect who can be sent by you, but Luo Xiao is the absolute main force of many projects in the Jindan Group, and it is really inappropriate to waste his strength on finding things."

Wang Lu looked at the person who came, and slowly tilted his head: "Four True Monarchs? ”