Huaxia, Chen family

A child with long hair and an antique robe is holding a watermelon and nibbling on it, and from time to time he looks at the TV that jumps rapidly.

When the picture turns to the hero and heroine to release their suspicions, but the heroine wants to return to heaven because of some rare disease, and the male pig's feet cry in pain, the child's tears fell down and whimpered: "Woo, it's so touching......"

On the side, Chen Xuan, who was reading the newspaper on the sofa, rolled his eyes, and wanted to beat up this little junior brother.

The child was keenly aware of Chen Xuanyi's strange appearance, wiped his tears, nibbled on watermelon, and asked indistinctly, "Senior brother, don't you think it's very touching?" ”

Chen Xuanyi nodded hurriedly, and said with a serious face: "Well, it's very touching......"

Obediently, does he dare to say that it is not touching?

I remember that yesterday the little brother cried because of a movie, and asked him if he felt touching.

How could he, who has always been scornful of movies and TV series, be moved, and immediately shook his head.

But the next moment, he regretted it.

Because, this little junior brother who didn't know what abnormal things were in his head was furious: "Senior brother, are you insulting your junior brother's IQ?" ”

Chen Xuan was stunned for a moment, and asked blankly, "Why did you insult your IQ?" ”

The little junior brother said angrily: "I was moved to cry, but you said that you were not moved, you are clearly saying that I am mentally retarded." Your expression is clearly disdainful of saying: only the mentally handicapped can be moved by such a false thing! ”

Chen Xuanyi: "......"

Junior Brother Huo Ran got up and said angrily, "Senior Brother." You now have two choices: one is to apologize to my junior brother and me, but to duel! ”

Chen Xuanyi, who has always regarded himself as a lazy person, of course would not choose the second option, and immediately apologized solemnly to the little junior brother very spinelessly: "Little junior brother, senior brother, I was wrong......

Then, the little junior brother grabbed the grapes and reveled in the tender world of idol dramas.

I don't know if Lu Dao took the wrong medicine again, but this time the little junior brother was still angry.

The little junior brother yelled: "Senior brother, have you deceived a three-year-old child? Look at how touched you are? It's clearly perfunctory to me! I'm going to duel you! ”

Chen Xuanyi: "......"

The next moment, Chen Xuan had a flash of inspiration and hurriedly explained: "Senior brother, you really wronged me, senior brother!" You know the way. Brother, I am a family man. As the head of a family, of course, you have to have the appearance and majesty of the head of the family, so many times you have to hide your true heart. Don't look at me, senior brother, I don't have anything to do on the surface, but in fact, my heart is already dripping blood......"

As he spoke, Chen Xuan put on a face of helplessness and pain!

The little junior brother put down the watermelon. walked over and patted Chen Xuanyi on the shoulder: "Senior brother." I'm sorry for you......"

Chen Xuan hugged the little junior brother one by one. Crying bitterly: "Little junior brother, only you know senior brother and me......"

Little Brother: "......"

How could he have the urge to slap his senior brother to death?

Li Nianzhi, who had just come downstairs, saw all this scene in her eyes, and with her old man's indifferent temperament, she couldn't help but scold: "Shameless ......"

That's when it happened. A crisp voice sounded: "Grandpa, grandma, we're back......"

Chen Xuanyi hurriedly let go of the little junior brother and sat down.

Li Nianzhi hugged the big Lori who rushed over in her arms, and said lovingly: "Are you tired?" ”

Big Lori shook her head vigorously and grinned, "Don't be tired......"

On the other side, Chen Xuanyi ran to his daughter-in-law and offered his courtesy: "Daughter-in-law, are you tired?" Do you want your husband to give you a back and rub your legs? Or, make a cup of tea to relieve fatigue? ”

Murphy rolled his eyes: "No need......"

With such a living treasure husband who writes shamelessly and clearly on his face, how can his life be lonely?

The little junior brother looked at the radiant and majestic Murphy, and exclaimed, "Wow, sister-in-law, you are so beautiful......"

Murphy looked at the little junior brother with an amazed face but pure eyes, pursed his lips and smiled: "Xie Lu Xie junior brother's compliment!" ”

After a change of tone, Murphy smiled again: "The little junior brother is really like Xuan Yi said, he is really a dragon among people, and it is only a matter of time before he is proud of the contemporary......

For this extremely rebellious little junior brother, it is difficult for her to be unfamiliar.

The little junior brother blushed and twisted: "It's the senior brother who praised ......."

Murphy shook his head and smiled: "Your senior brother doesn't praise people easily......"

The little junior brother scratched his head and smiled stupidly.

Then, the little junior brother ran to Murphy and asked flatteringly, "Sister-in-law, do you have any beautiful girlfriends?" ”

Murphy's face was full of confusion and asked, "Yes, what to do?" ”

The little junior brother twisted and said: "Senior sister-in-law, junior brother, I am still alone at such an old age, I want my sister-in-law to introduce a wife to my junior brother......"

Then, the little junior brother added: "You don't have to be too pretty, just a little uglier than your sister-in-law." Also, you have to be kind. I can't just marry into Kunlun Mountain, and I will shout for me to separate from my master......"

Murphy looked at the little junior brother who was about the same size as his own daughter, and he was completely messy......

At this moment, Chen Mengchen's voice sounded: "Hey, who are you?" ”

Raising his chin, Chen Mengchen looked arrogant. This little kid actually called her mother and sister-in-law, so didn't she want to call this little kid uncle?

It's clear that you want to take advantage of her......

The little junior brother turned around, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he immediately put away his obscene appearance and put on a humble gentleman's appearance, and introduced himself: "Contemptible Xuanyuan is invincible, studied under Kunlun Mountain, eleven years old, single and middle-......."

Chen Mengchen sneered: "Still contemptible? I think it's a villain......"

Little Brother: "......"

Chen Mengchen circled around the little junior brother three times and asked, "Hey, you haven't had a haircut for a few years?" ”

The little junior brother thought for a while and said, "I haven't paid attention to ...... since I was born."

Chen Mengchen: "......"

The little junior brother said distressedly: "Actually, I have always wanted to get a haircut, but the old stubborn master has been threatening me, saying that if I dare to go and get a haircut secretly, I will give all the money I am going to use to marry my daughter-in-law to the senior brothers and sisters." So, for the sake of my future daughter-in-law, I have to endure humiliation! ”

Chen Mengchen pouted and said: "What you say is the way, who knows if you made it up?" Also daughter-in-law? I'm afraid that only those who are blind can take a fancy to you! ”

The little junior brother looked at Chen Mengchen a little, and said very seriously: "I think, you belong to the category of blind ......."

Chen Mengchen was not angry or angry, and asked with a smile: "Do you want to soak me?" ”

The little junior brother admitted calmly: "I want to! ”

Chen Mengchen sighed: "You have no hope......"

The little junior brother was full of curiosity and asked, "What are you for?" ”

Chen Mengchen said quietly: "Because you don't understand the world of Lori...... world"

Little Brother: "......" (to be continued......