After hearing his narration, Tang Yulan didn't know if Zuo Shaohan was unlucky, or if he was a complete unlucky person, the reason why his face was so white was that he covered it when he was working as a cleaner in the sewer.

And Zuo Shaohan has been in the city for many years, and he is even more disgusted. His favorite is the large barrel of Taifu black tea, because after opening the bottle, he said that he could not see another bottle.

The best thing to eat is minced meat vermicelli, which is full and full!

In the materialistic city, it is already the biggest dream to be able to make a bowl of instant noodles at noon every day, and it is best to have two white steamed buns and a bowl of millet porridge if you can.

Xie Sanbiao concluded that if he could survive a few years, this person would either be extremely mentally determined, or his brain nerves would be abnormal, and in his opinion, he would belong to the latter.

"I miss the days in the mountain town now, as long as I can hunt animals, I can meet the food and clothing, it is not as complicated as the city, but I can't make a name for myself, and my grandfather won't let me go back." Zuo Shaohan let out a long sigh, the life in the city hurt him a lot.

Xie Sanbiao couldn't help but ask, "What did your grandfather do?" How can you be so cruel to your grandson! ”

"People call him 'Mr. Cripple', and he shows people feng shui and fortune-telling in the mountain town! I have been given four names since I was a child, and the most I feel that my surname belongs to fire, and the five elements lack water. After adding a connotation, I think that it can be reconciled with fire and water, and the yin and yang are compatible, and the name is settled! Zuo Shaohan showed a look of remembrance, scratched his head, and said unwillingly: "Grandpa is too superstitious, that day he bragged with the old man in the town, and calculated a hexagram for me, saying that I would have nobles in the south to help me and achieve a career." Not to mention, Na Si Jie knocked me out, and I didn't eat the two jars of pickled sauerkraut. ”

"Heaven and earth are positioned, the mountains are ventilated, the thunder and wind are thin, and the water and fire do not shoot each other." Tang Yulan was chattering, shaking his head like a god stick who cheated on eating and drinking, suddenly glared, patted his chest and stood up, and said: "Zuo Shaohan, I am the noble person you have been waiting for in your life, don't worry, after following me, the days of poverty and suffering will be gone forever!" ”

Zuo Shaohan had two cyan snots hanging under his nose, shook his head and said, "I don't believe in fate!" ”

"Then believe it or not, you eat meat every day, do you believe it or not, spicy beef noodles and sauerkraut beef noodles can be eaten whenever you want! Believe it or not, you can wash your feet with Master Tai's black tea! Lao Tzu packs you to eat fragrant and drink spicy! ”

Tang Yulan's words were like a depth charge setting off a monstrous wave in Zuo Shaohan's brain, he kept rubbing his eyes, swallowed and spit, and said vigilantly: "It's too extravagant, you shouldn't be a liar, those bosses lied to me like this before!" ”

"Damn!" Tang Yulan slapped the table, and his temperament instantly became depressed and full of charm: "Hongchen is confused, people's hearts are impetuous, whenever I look at this city, it always makes me irritable, and the management is chaotic while the economy is developing rapidly." All kinds of criminal activities have been repeatedly prohibited, and people's lives are anxious, making it difficult for people to live and work in peace and contentment. Therefore, I want to change everything and create a Taiping Lingjiang where everyone can eat meat and drink wine in a big bowl. Don't worry about high tuition and medical bills! ”

The infinite charm volatilized by strong self-confidence shocked Zuo Shaohan's body, and every word was like thunder!

He has been extremely embarrassed in the city all these years, looked at Tang Yulan stupidly, and asked, "Can you do this?" ”

"I can't change it now, I need your participation and assistance." Tang Yulan's tone was deep, his smile was gentle, and he was quite like an elder.

Xie Sanbiao pushed Zuo Shaohan and said, "What are you waiting for, why don't you hurry up and meet Brother Tang." ”

Zuo Shaohan scratched his head, gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Tang, I'm with you." ”

Tang Yulan patted him on the shoulder, and at this moment he suddenly had a feeling of abducting and selling a woman from a good family.

Zuo Shaohan hesitated and said, "By the way, I haven't been paid for two months, and my clothes are left there, and I have no place to live." ”

Tang Yulan snapped his fingers: "Don't worry, I've arranged it for you." ”

Zuo Shaohan asked worriedly: "From today onwards, you won't be bullied by others again, right?" ”

"Only you bully others, life lies in being happy in time, laughter and desire can't last long, only live in the moment, grasp what you want, endure humiliation and retreat is not the style of our Flying Birds."

Zuo Shaohan realized, he felt that Tang Yulan seemed to be a great philosopher, and couldn't help asking, "Then what should I do?"

"Fear!" Tang Yulan's tone was unquestionable, and he said generously and forcefully: "Only fear can make the enemy bow down and be respectful. This is also an unstoppable weapon, far more deterrent than respect! ”

"Gollum ......" Zuo Shaohan touched his stomach, and finally asked pitifully: "Then, can I start eating?" ”

"Of course!" Tang Yulan pushed a plate of brightly colored braised pork in front of him, "Look at your yellow face and thin muscles, and your nutrition is unbalanced, you have to eat more to have the strength to cut people." ”

Xie Sanbiao began to doubt the gaze of Regiment Leader Tang, he was really not sure that Zuo Shaohan really had extraordinary potential, but the Flying Bird Group had an extra mouth to eat, and he didn't care.

Zuo Shaohan felt that he was sinking deeper than the bar breaking expensive drinks, as if he was tightly grasped by the devil's claws, and he couldn't escape anymore, but the meat tasted really good, and after chewing a few bites, his mouth was full of fragrance, and he couldn't help but praise: "It's delicious!" The shrimp were so big, I've seen them eat them at the table. ”

"Yours is yours!" Tang Yulan poured him another glass of wine, handed him a cigar, and said bewildermently: "Come on, drinking and smoking, eating meat and picking up girls is the life of the upper class." ”

Zuo Shaohan secretly drank the bulk wine in his grandfather's wine pot when he was a child, and swallowed it like a knife in his throat and stomach, which cannot be compared with the current fine wine at all.

A co-worker once handed him a few dollars a box of cheap cigarettes, choking on tears. But the cigar of the head of Tang was full of flavor and fragrance, and he couldn't help but smoke wildly one after another, and after entering his lungs, he was dizzy and almost looked up.

Tang Yulan explained. "The cigar should be smoked one puff at a time, not wildly. And don't inhale your lungs, just smoke swirls in your mouth. Don't spray too hard, spit out gently, let the smoke envelop you, and you can also smell the floating fragrance. ”

Xie Sanbiao deeply felt that the head of the Tang regiment was erudite, and he was out of reach, so he was in awe.

Zuo Shaohan studied twice, and it was really troublesome. Immediately, I felt that my hands were not enough, and I was smoking cigars, drinking wine and eating meat, so I was so busy coming over.

Xie Sanbiao whispered worriedly: "Brother Tang, do you think he is so simple, is he suitable for our Flying Bird Group?" ”

Tang Yulan said: "What a good seedling, he is indispensable for our Flying Bird Regiment to expand its territory in the future." Now the most important thing is to train more, what about Kuaidaosun? ”

Xie Sanbiao patted his forehead and explained, "Brother Dao was hit, and he was easily defeated by Mr. Qin. Called me this morning and said he couldn't get up. ”

Tang Yulan asked, "Oh? What's going on? ”

"Last night he went home and started high-intensity training, 600 sit-ups, 600 push-ups, 600 squats and jumps, and then he kept practicing swinging knives. In the morning, my whole body was sore and painful, and I had multiple muscle straines, so I lay at home to recuperate. It's no wonder that such an exercise can be up. ”

……

At the edge of the road, an honest-looking man carries a camera high and points it at the announcer, who is wearing a lace-edged lady skirt suit, which looks simple, decent and generous. A pair of flesh-colored stockings under the skirt, outlining heavy eye shadow, is Wu Xue, a reporter from Xiaocheng Entertainment.

The leader of the group encouraged: "Work hard, the show has improved recently, I have booked a video of the location of Shen Shuting's concert venue for you, and you can enjoy Shen Shuting's natural singing voice by the way." ”

When reporter Wu Xue and the photographer heard this, they were very excited.

Wu Xue straightened her hair, walked to the camera and held the microphone and said, "Hello audience, city life, entertain your life." Recently, the ratings of our column have increased steadily, and the city life column will take you through the lively city, expose the real life, and taste all kinds of life. ”

The photographer panned the camera and pointed the camera at a man on the side of the road, Wu Xue ran over, stopped the man and raised the microphone and asked, "Hello, may I ask whose song you like the most?" Shen Shuting's solo concert was broadcast live on Lingjiang Entertainment Channel, will you watch it on time? ”

The man said excitedly: "There was a fight in Mi Xianglan's café just now, and that scene was too hot." Seven or eight thugs were taken away by the police, and it is said that there are still a few rich women who have gathered, what hot news. ”

The leader of the team motioned to the cameraman to turn off the camera temporarily, this kind of news is really chewy, and it is a long distance from the Night King's K hall, and it is impossible to meet the evil star, so he decided to go for an interview.

As soon as the camera was focused on the café, Wu Xue cleared her throat and nodded to start shooting.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way." A man on the third floor poked his head out and shouted.

Wu Xue raised her head and said, "Look, it seems that something has happened again." A man poked his head out on the windowsill on the third floor, listening to the voice, he was not very emotionally stable, would he want to jump off the building? ”

"Get out of the way!" Xie Sanbiao shouted impatiently on the third floor.

After eating, Tang Yulan took him to Mi Xianglan Cafe to help Zuo Shaohan pack up his things, and by the way, get back the arrears of wages and interest.

"Sir, if you have anything to think of, we can help you ......" female reporter Wu Xuezheng said, suddenly saw a black shadow flying down behind the windowsill, "ah" screamed, holding his head in his hands, squatting down in panic to dodge, after squatting, the scenery under the skirt was perfectly exposed in front of the camera, the loyal and honest photographer adhered to the attitude of serious work, captured this exquisite picture, and held on to it.

After being silent for a second or two, Wu Xue squatted on the ground in fear, and when she was confused, the black shadow smashed on her head accurately.

Dead, going to die!

"Poof." With a soft sound, the black convenience bag bloomed on the top of the head, and the snot paper, apple cores, two pieces of stinky tofu, a few pickles, half a piece of hard overnight steamed buns, and melon seed skins and other things were scattered on the head, and a bad smell of rancid deterioration came to the nose, making people sick.

The most hateful ones that have been soaked in tea or something overnight are sticky to the hair, like fly droppings, and they can't be shaken off.

Wu Xue petrified on the spot, as a reporter every day to show a perfect posture in front of the camera, she is very important to her own dress, must be concise, clean, generous, give people a bright image, which pair of high heels to wear in the morning can think for a long time, hairstyle can not be ignored, hair care is indispensable every month, a beautiful and smooth long hair for her to add a lot of pride capital.

All the efforts proved to be worth it. The ratings of the urban life column he hosted have steadily increased, and he has become the number one female reporter of small town entertainment, but now he ......

"Ah!!h

A terrible scream sounds enough to make people feel creepy and chill.

Wu Xue stood up trembling all over, for the first time in history, with Wu Xue as the center, radiating a distance of 100 meters, she became a unique focus in the crowd.

Passers-by pouted, frowned and showed disgusting and pitying eyes, and the leader of the group stomped his feet angrily, in such a situation, how can the show continue to be recorded?