Section 1533 Giants and short bodies
For women who are born insecure and need male protection, no matter how handsome a young man is, at most it will make them crazy for a while, and only a stable man will really become their ideal object, the object they want to marry and spend their lives with.
Why are the ministers, presidents and other characters in Korean dramas popular with countless female audiences? Although part of the reason is because of their good net worth, but more importantly, because the stability and self-confidence they have precipitated after being tempered by society just meet the most basic mate selection criteria in women's hearts.
So, if you judge whether a man is stable enough, can he bring a sense of security?
The most direct thing to do is probably to judge from the way you speak.
A successful man, because he has full confidence in himself, is neither worried that he will say something wrong, nor is he afraid of being refuted after listening, so he will certainly not speak too fast, but will be unhurried, so that people can hear everything he says clearly, and use the small interval between the sentences to make the listener think.
On the contrary, people who have no bottom in their hearts will subconsciously speed up their speech when they speak, so that people have no time to think, so as to hide the flaws in their words.
When Li Jingyuan replaced Cui Hongwan to greet several female guests, he used the way of speaking of those 'tall' characters in the TV series, and in order to achieve the best effect, it was also to not show his feet. He also deliberately changed his timbre and said the 'hello' in a mid-bass voice.
The blindfolded eyes made Xiao Sun and the others focus more and more on their ears. After hearing Li Jingyuan's specially modified voice, their feelings became more profound.
The three girls of Girls' Generation stand hand in hand, next to them are Ko Yara and Lee Yeon-hee, and on the other side are Kim Shin-young and Kim Na-young and Sayuri. Facing Li Jingyuan, the voice came from the front, and it felt like he was in the scene of a TV series, and his favorite actor was greeting him. There is no visual aid. Taeyeon, who is already very good at pumping, has a bigger brain.
"The sound is so good~~." My heart suddenly became shy, and my little face began to heat up. Sensing the change in herself, Taeyeon was also a little flustered. Afraid that the crimson that might appear on her little face would be discovered by others, she muttered softly and gently tugged on Xiao Sun's arm. On the surface, he is trying to sympathize with the little sun. In fact, he wanted Xiao Sun to speak, so as to divert the attention of others from him.
"It's amazing~~! I'm drunk, drunk~! Before Little Sun could speak, someone had already solved the problem for Taeyeon. It's none other than Kim Shin-young, who is a funny artist and doesn't have to care about whether a lady is a lady or not. Although the location is a little off, and the feeling is not as direct as Taeyeon, there is only a little more than a meter between her and Lee Kyung-won. That greeting naturally had no small impact on her.
After shouting, it didn't seem to be enough fun. Jin Shenying stretched out her hands and took a step forward while touching, looking at her movements, she knew that she wanted to judge who the other party was by touching.
"Ah~~, just talk, don't do it~!" Seeing Kim Shin-young's movements, for fear that she would touch Li Jingyuan and expose this little prank, the anxious Lao Park couldn't help but pull her on the side, wanting to stop her from taking the second step.
Lao Pu is kind, but in terms of fun, he didn't make the best choice.
Liu Zaishi was more sober, and went up to pull Lao Pu away with a smile, while holding Jin Shenying's arm. Then, he waved at Li Jingyuan with his free hand, signaled him to get out of the way, and beckoned to Cui Hongwan, making him stand in front of Jin Shenying and squatting down slightly.
"I can only touch it." grabbed Kim Shin-young's hand and let her touch Choi Hong-wan's arm, and after that, Yoo Jae-seok asked Kim Shin-young, "Shin-young, how do you feel?" ”
"It's ...... Arm? Why is it so thick? Isn't it a thigh? Touching and pinching Cui Hongwan's arm, after a few strokes, Kim Shin-young's face showed a hesitant expression.
With a height of more than two meters and a martial arts background, Cui Hongwan's arms are thicker than those of ordinary men, even if he doesn't usually exercise deliberately. Moreover, Jin Shenying is so small, her palms are naturally small, and the slap that is smaller than ordinary women is used to measure the arms that are thicker than ordinary men, and the conclusions drawn are naturally not so accurate.
"An arm as thick as a thigh?" After the other female guests heard Jin Shenying's muttering, they also showed a little surprise on their faces. Xiao Sun reacted the fastest, frowned and thought for a second or two, and then shouted first: "Ah~, it won't be Kim Jong Kook OPPA, right?" ”
is an artist, and his arms are trained to be as thick as his thighs, combining these two conditions, it is normal to think of Kim Jong Kook, after all, he has not been so evaluated by others in the show. However, until now, Xiao Sun has indeed made a complete mistake, so after hearing his guess, the unpicked members and the male guests couldn't help but show a wicked smile.
"No, no, Zhong Guo's OPPA's voice is not like that. I remember going a little bit more detailed. There are also people who disagree with Xiao Sun, and Yuli is one of them, and she immediately gives a reason to refute it.
"Yes~."
"The voice is not right, it's not Kim Jong Kook OPPA. Well...... are there any people in our circle with the same physique as Kim Jong Kook? ”
"Who the hell is it~!"
The more confused I became, the more I wanted to figure out, you and I said one sentence, and the female guests were guessing, and at the same time, they mobilized each other's curiosity.
Seeing that the situation was almost over, Li Jingyuan and Liu Zaishi gave each other a look. Then, Yoo Jae-seok brought Kim Shin-young back to his place again. Li Jingyuan asked Cui Hongwan to stand in the middle of several female guests and made the final preparations.
"I'll count to three, and you can take the blindfold off."
"One~~! Two~~! Three! ”
As Yoo Jae-seok shouted out the final number three. The female guests finally couldn't wait to take off the blindfold covering their faces, and the next second, they saw a 'huge' oversized body that blocked in front of them like a wall.
A giant suddenly appeared in front of me, and it would be really strange if I wasn't scared. Moreover, when Cui Hongwan took off the blindfolds of the female guests, in order to make himself look more gentlemanly, he subconsciously lowered his hands and shook them in front of him. The female guests' eye height is only about 1.6 to 1.7 meters (wearing high heels). Cui Hongwan's height is about two meters two, and when the female guests lowered their eyes a little or looked at each other, they happened to see Cui Hongwan's super big hands with thick bones. Because of this pair of exaggerated hands that can grasp one's head with one hand. Several female guests were stimulated more strictly.
"Ah~~~~~h No one was spared, the three girls' generation girls, Ko Yara and Lee Yeon-hee, Kim Na-young, Sayuri, Kim Shin-young, all the female guests couldn't help but scream in fright. And the most exaggerated of them is Kim Shin-young, who not only screamed out of her mouth. Even unconsciously took a step back. After mixing garlic under his feet, he sat directly on the ground.
It's not because Kim Shin-young is timid. Only she had touched Cui Hongwan's arm before, and compared to several other female guests, she was more curious, and she was a funny artist who was unwilling to settle down and was not afraid of making scandals because she was too active, so when Liu Zaishi counted down to three, she had already made up her mind. I'm going to take off the blindfold and pounce straight at the 'handsome guy'.
I wanted to get oil stuck on the handsome guy, but what appeared in front of me was an unexpected 'giant'. Cui Hongwan's impact on Jin Shenying is naturally much stronger than what other girls feel. It was precisely because she was so scared that Jin Shenying subconsciously retreated, and then fell to the ground in a gaffe.
Kim Shin-young's fall was originally a kind of physical funny, but then, an even more hilarious scene happened.
Maybe it's because she basically doesn't wear high heels, or maybe it's because she used the wrong force when she fell, and as a result, Kim Shen Ying not only let herself sit on the ground, but even the high heels on her feet were damaged.
"Oops~~! Sister Shen Ying, your shoes~! Yu Li shouted involuntarily, and everyone's eyes turned to Kim Shin-young's feet, and after seeing the heel lying on the ground, there was a louder burst of laughter at the scene.
"Hey Xi~~, I'll just say I don't wear this, look, something really happened~~!" If you change the actor or singer, you will definitely be embarrassed and overwhelmed when you encounter this situation, but Kim Shin-young is a funny artist who reacts quickly, not only did she not panic, but took advantage of this situation, while scolding and scolding, she took off both shoes on her feet, and threw them out like venting, and caused a laugh with her own play.
"Are you alright?" Although he didn't do it directly, Cui Hongwan still felt that Jin Shenying would fall for his own reasons, so he subconsciously wanted to step forward and pull her up. And at this time, Kim Shin-young had already stood up. The outstretched big hand didn't work, and with a little embarrassment, Cui Hongwan had no choice but to ask Kim Shin-young again with an apologetic expression.
"It's okay, it's much lighter~." knew that the responsibility was not on Cui Hongwan, and he also knew that his personality was actually a little introverted, so Kim Shenying did not take advantage of the situation to be funny with him in a 'furious' way. waved his hand and jumped barefoot a few times, Jin Shenying pretended to be very comfortable and replied.
"Flutter~~!" There was nothing funny about these two lines of dialogue, so the vast majority of people present didn't think there was anything wrong. However, in the midst of the silence, someone couldn't help but let out a chuckle.
It's none other than the little sun.
Some didn't understand why Xiao Sun suddenly lost his smile again, and many people unconsciously turned their eyes to her. Being stared at by these people, Xiao Sun pointed at Jin Shenying and then at Cui Hongwan, explaining the reason why he was laughing: "Hehe, Sister Shen Ying and Hong Wan OPPA stand together. Why is there such a big gap? ”
I used to be short in high heels, but now I'm barefoot, let alone barefoot. Kim Shin-young is 1.5 meters, and Choi Hongwan is 2.2 meters. In other words, Kim Shin-young's height is only two-thirds of Choi Hong-wan's height. The two stand together, looking like an adult with a child who is still in kindergarten, how can such a scene not make people laugh?
The others were happy again, but Kim Shin-young was a little depressed.
looked at Cui Hongwan and raised his fist to gesticulate. felt that it didn't seem right, and looked at the little sun who had punctured the matter, and Jin Shenying found the object of venting. I've taken off my high heels. is much sharper than Little Sun, so she stepped to Little Sun's side, grabbed her arm and slapped it hard, and roared loudly: "Ah~~!" Anyone else can say it. You can't say that~! What right do you have to laugh at me? Aren't you short-bodied too? ”
"Hey, hey. Hee-hee, haha~. Although Jin Shenying's movements were big, they didn't hurt, or rather, it made Xiaoyang a little itchy. While laughing and hiding, and not wanting to lose in momentum, Xiao Sun seized a gap and raised the bar with Jin Shenying: "Why not?" I'm just a little taller than you~! And. I'm still wearing high heels~! What do you think? I'm almost 1.7 meters now, how tall are you? ”
not only used his own words to squeeze Jin Shenying. Little Sun also found a helper. It's none other than Taeyeon, who is also known as her short body, but is much taller than Kim Shin-young at the moment.
It's a rare opportunity to use the word 'short' to complain about others, how can Taeyeon not work hard?
The two girls are quite capable of pumping, and their kung fu is not bad, and Jin Shenying is a funny female artist who dares to say anything.
Cui Hongwan was the last on the invitation list. Everyone has arrived, and it's almost time to get down to business.
After Kim Tae-ho gave an instruction, Yoo Jae-seok stood up and made an opening remark while the atmosphere was still very lively: "Okay, now that everyone should have arrived, our gathering of orphans should officially begin." So, before starting, let me represent our program group, on behalf of our "Infinite Challenge", welcome everyone~! ”
"It's not that we're not not there, why do we want you to represent~!" It's just the most ordinary opening sentence, no one will pick a thorn at this time, however, Lao Pu is not an ordinary person, he and Liu Zaishi have become accustomed to lifting the bar, so at this time, he caught a loophole that Liu Zaishi's words are not a loophole, and interjected and complained on the side.
"Let's let Brother Shi represent it. Brother, if you welcome it in person, will people accept it? ”
"It's just that if you come forward to welcome you in person, maybe someone will leave early." Then Li Jingyuan's complaint, Zheng Junhe also echoed on the side.
What others say can be ignored, but Zheng Junhe's words can't be let go, this is Lao Pu's principle. "Ahh What's going on with you here? Guy who doesn't have any eyes, don't you know if I'm doing the effect with Zaishi? What do you plug in? The guy who didn't have any eyes~. ”
"Why don't I have eyes again?" Lao Pu will not let go of Zheng Junhe, and on the contrary, when he is counted down by Lao Pu, Zheng Junhe will not admit defeat either: "Obviously, you should finish the opening first, but you suddenly interject and say the rest, it should be that you have no eyes~!" ”
"I don't have eyes? Who doesn't know that I, Park Myung-so, have the fastest eyes? If nothing else, when you were engaged in hidden cameras, which time did you succeed in me? ”
"I haven't lied to you before, you think it's because you have eyes? Ah~, if it weren't for the fact that you were the oldest, the children wouldn't want you to lose face too much, and they would have fixed you I don't know how many times. ”
"What?" Eyes are fast enough is Lao Pu's most complacent point, and naturally he will not agree with Zheng Junhe's statement. However, he was now unable to put forward a reasonable refutation of Zheng Junhe's theory, and in a hurry, Lao Pu threw out a gamble: "Ah~!" You say you can fool me? Let's bet~! If you really let me be fooled, then I will~, I will ....... ”
"What are you? Want to donate again? How much are you going to donate this time? "As long as there is a big bet, the bet is often donations, similar things have happened many times in Wujiao, and it is precisely because of the same situation that Lao Pu got the nickname of 'Forced Donation Angel'. Now, seeing that Lao Pu seemed to be a little distressed about money, Zheng Junhe hurriedly squeezed him with his words.
"If you donate, you donate, and it's not that you haven't donated~! As long as you can fool me, I will donate 500,000~! ”
"Only 500,000? Brother Mingxiu, this is not your style. At the very least, there must be two or three million, right? "The other unchallenged members have nothing to do with themselves, so naturally they don't have many scruples when they talk. It's not distressing at all, haha, I helped Lao Pu on the side to raise the bet.
"Ahh Two or three million? Do you think Lao Tzu's money is blown by the wind? Why don't you go looking for Jae-seok and don't look for Kyung-won? The two of them are much richer than me~! (To be continued......)