Chapter 322: Revisiting Xiaowangzhuang 2 (Asking for Subscription)
Seeing the appearance of the uncle, the brothers were about to laugh when they rode on the donkey, because they still wanted to see the development of the situation, so they didn't make a sound, they could only endure it hard.
After Wang Zhijiang's words were finished, his aunt's voice came from the courtyard again: "Oh, you stinky and shameless, do you still know how to save face?" Tell me how many chickens you've killed for your feather letter? ”
"Old woman, aren't they just a few chickens? Do you think our dad can eat and drink at our sister's place? And Xiao Yu's little bastard, he doesn't know how moisturizing he is now, the last time he invited the people in our village to eat and drink, they were all Moutai Wuliangye, and they were all Chinese, you said that the loser child was still rare to eat your big cocks. If you want me to say that our daughter is the most pitiful, isn't there still a dozen or so at home, and it's enough for our daughter to eat. ”
Hearing this, Zhou Hu whispered to Zhou Yu who was grinding his teeth with a smile on his face: "Brother Ergou, my uncle is scolding you." ”
"I'm not deaf, and you kid don't need to gloat like that." Zhou Yu said hatefully.
At this time, my aunt's voice came from the yard again: "Li is such a reason, but Xiaoyu and our father can't eat my big, and I feel uncomfortable, that is, they don't want to eat even if they drink soup, my chicken is not in vain!" ”
"Alas, a loving mother is so defeated, you are so worried about Xiaoyu, and my 100,000 urgent chicken feather letter has also been sent, hasn't this little bastard shown up yet? Damn, if you mess with Lao Tzu, see if I don't go down the mountain myself, grab that kid and hang him and beat him. ”
"You dare, when other people's children are like you, they don't have anything to do all day long? Is it easy for a child to guard two mountains alone? You move my nephew to try a cold hair, see if the old lady doesn't fight with you! The aunt in the yard shouted loudly.
"Well, I can't afford to mess with it. You and our sister will protect him, what the hell am I an uncle or is he an uncle! Wang Zhijiang looked up to the sky and sighed. I almost burst into depressed tears.
Wang Zhijiang's tears didn't fall, but Zhou Yu's tears on the side couldn't help but fall. It is said that my uncle is like a mother, and I am my aunt like a mother.
Wiping away his tears, Zhou Yu suddenly shouted loudly next to him: "Comrade Wang! ”
This shout almost scared Wang Zhijiang to his stomach, and he quickly turned his head to look, I'm a god, why are there two donkeys standing next to the gate of my house? Hmm~ No, why are there still people on the donkey? But why do those two guys look more and more like Xiaoyu and Huzi?
After rubbing his eyes twice to confirm that he was not old and dizzy, a cold sweat broke out on Wang Zhijiang's back, he was really going to die, when did these two guys arrive?
However, Wang Zhijiang is the figure on the shoulders of the village secretary. At this time, he hurriedly preemptively asked, "I said when did you two stinky boys arrive?" You said you came here to scare people by hiding, so that you didn't scare your uncle to death, you are really enough. But I've put up with all this, but why are you still stealing people's donkeys? ”
"Hehe, uncle, I just arrived, so I didn't hear a word of what you just said, and I didn't hear anyone who was going to be arrested and beaten up.
And yes. This donkey is not stolen, you take a good look at these two wild donkeys, that is, the wild donkeys came to Phoenix Mountain on the night of the disaster, after my patient education, now more obedient than the domestic ones. ”
"Hey, hey. Nephew, don't take what your uncle said seriously, I said it to confuse your aunt. You must know that Uncle Lu Dao has always been with you. Did you say that your uncle was good to you since you were a child?
By the way, Huzi can testify, Huzi, don't you say? Wang Zhijiang saw that the matter was exposed. And he couldn't threaten people, so he quickly explained in sweat. In the end, he also gave Zhou Hu a look of help.
"Well, Brother Ergou, our uncle really doesn't have to say anything to you, they all say that filial piety comes out under the stick, and you are so filial now that you really have to thank our uncle for educating you with a stick from childhood to adulthood." Zhou Hu shook his head and shook his tail and said in style.
Zhilu said that Zhou Hu is not a thing, but Wang Zhijiang didn't expect it to be so non-a thing, isn't this just a big-stirring stick? Why did this kid degenerate like this? It seems that the stick education of the third brother of Dingbang is still not in place, if this kid falls into his own hands, it will be light to beat him eight times a day.
At this time, the aunt in the courtyard heard Zhou Yu's voice and hurriedly walked out, and when she saw Zhou Yu's brothers, her mouth couldn't close, and she didn't care about her old man, so she pulled the brothers and walked into the yard.
Wang Zhijiang didn't dare to get angry, so he followed in.
After taking a seat on a chair in the courtyard, my aunt hurried into the house to work, and when she came out, she took out a large basket containing fried hazelnuts, pine nuts and other dried fruits.
The two brothers sat on the chair one by one, snorting the fragrant dried fruits, and after a while, the aunt washed some wild grapes and girl fruits and brought them over, and then sat down and chatted with the brothers, Wang Zhijiang coughed twice to prove his existence and took a chair and sat behind the three of them.
"Xiaoyu, this is Huzi, right? I haven't seen each other for a few years, and we've become young men, do you think we can not get old? ”
"Auntie, you still remember me, I'm always moved. You are not old at all, and you look at least twenty years younger than my uncle. ”
"Giggles, your kid's mouth is still so sweet, you are all young men, can your aunt not be old? But seeing that you two brothers are tall, handsome and promising, my aunt is happy even when she is old. My aunt said with a smile.
"Brother Ergou, look at our aunt's realm, compared to some people, it's really the difference between heaven and earth!"
Wang Zhijiang sat behind Zhou Hu, and when he heard this, he waved his fist and measured this kid a few times.
"By the way, you two brothers weren't recruited by your uncle's chicken feather letter, right? It just so happened that the big rooster was still in the cellar underground
Put it on, and my aunt will get you a chicken stew with mushrooms later. ”
Seeing that none of the three of them paid attention to themselves, Wang Zhijiang coughed heavily twice and said, "Then I said, I'm here." ”
Zhou Yu couldn't help but smile and said seriously: "Oh, look, I forgot that my uncle is still here, uncle, why don't you come over and eat skewers of Portuguese peaches?" ”
"You little bunny ......, well, then I'll eat a bunch." As soon as he said this, he was glared at by his wife and Wang Zhijiang wilted again, picked up a bunch of wild grapes and bit a few fiercely, and the momentum was similar to a bite at first glance.
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After chatting for a while, my aunt went to the outhouse to prepare dinner with a smile, and Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu took out the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, rhodiola rosea and wine, as well as five bottles of Moutai in the back basket. The rest of the basket of fruit has not been moved, and it will be enough to find a corner in the shade later.
After a serious and sincere apology at this time, Wang Zhijiang finally got his wife's forgiveness, and when he saw Zhou Yu take out a few bottles of wine from the back basket, he hurriedly ran over.
"Xiaoyu, it's still your kid who is filial, Uncle Zhilu Dao has good wine, Halu Haha Moutai wine, I can't imagine that Lao Tzu will be able to drink Moutai wine one day, and it is five bottles when you drink it, okay, your nephew and uncle didn't hurt in vain. Hey, what kind of wine is this? After sighing for a while, Wang Zhijiang found more than half a bottle of wine, so he asked curiously.
"Uncle, this is my own wine, you and my aunt drink a small glass every day before going to bed to ensure that your body is strong, and there will be no problems. And these rhodiola rosea I happened to encounter in the mountains, the medicinal effect is much better than the average, you and my aunt keep it and eat it slowly, but you can only eat a small part at most, and if you have more, you will be in trouble, remember? ”
"Hey, remember, Haluha, I'll have to taste the good wine my two nephews brought later."
When the grandfather was chattering, the villagers he met just now sent two hares and a pheasant, and asked my aunt to do it all in one go.
The lunch was very rich, a table of mountain delicacies, the two brothers ate and gnawed on their shoulders, especially Zhou Hu, who ate with oil on his face.
As for Wang Zhijiang, the two of them had already been conquered by the wine brought by Zhou Yu, and they took a sip of wine and slowly savored it, not to mention how much they enjoyed it.
After eating, the four of them sat on rattan chairs and chatted, and they were all happy for their nephews after they knew that Phoenix Mountain was about to start building roads and electricity. (To be continued......)