Chapter 5: Picking up girls for the future of mankind
After being slapped on the top of his head, Pu Yang felt that there were a lot of things in his head, which made him startled, and turned from the original complaint to a question: "Uncle, ...... are you?" ”
I didn't ask later, could it be that this was a legendary empowerment? But even in the novel, it's only empowerment and transmission skills, not thoughts.
Futuan sighed lightly: "It's all your own memory, but you don't usually remember it." Digest it yourself! ”
Pu Yang's mind has begun to clear up, and when he thinks about it silently, he feels as if he has been released from the memory seal, and many things that he didn't remember before have all appeared, especially in his relatively distant childhood.
"None of our Pu family are mortals, and it is our responsibility to subdue demons and eliminate demons. When you grow up, you'll understand one day......"
"Our blood is both a blessing and a burden. You are not destined to be like ordinary people, one day the bloodline will awaken, that is, when you take responsibility......"
"This is the edge of the danger of walking in the darkness and swimming in obscurity, no one will know the way, will not become a hero in the world, destined to be accompanied by loneliness......"
In my memory, when I was still very young, my uncle told him about all the conditions, and at that time he must have heard it in a daze, as if he did not understand it, and every time he fell asleep, as if in a dream, he had forgotten it long ago. But now he remembered it word for word, not only the source of blood, but also a lot of professional common sense, as well as exorcism and demon hunting spells, etc., all of which he had been told since he was a child.
Pu Yang's breathing became heavy, and the things that had been unimpressive suddenly became very familiar, which felt really unbelievable, making his thoughts a little confused!
"Hard to accept? It doesn't matter, there's such a process, and I was like this at the beginning. The futon comforted and drank his drink.
After giving Pu Yang a little more time, he spoke again: "Our family, because we have the bloodline of the ancient exorcist gods, once the bloodline awakens, we will have powerful abilities. So in addition to giving you theoretical knowledge to store, it didn't let you practice anything from an early age. The time of awakening is uncertain, it depends on the timing. Some may be in their teens, others may be in their dozens. But ......"
Speaking of which, the futon's voice was a bit lonely and sad.
“…… When someone is about to fall, there will be descendants who will be forced to awaken. ”
Puyang Huo Ran was taken aback: "What do you mean?" You mean ......"
Futon smiled: "Your father is no longer here, you haven't awakened naturally, I've been walking alone all these years." And now I'm at the end of the day, so you're forced to wake up...... After that, the burden falls on your shoulders! ”
Pu Yang, who unlocked the memory of the seal, has already understood a lot of reasons, when he sees Shen Hejing and Qin Yao in the company today, he will have the hallucination of "fox spirit", which is estimated to be related to the awakening of this bloodline, they may really be fox spirits, or they have been close to fox demons, and there is still a demonic energy. And it's not difficult to understand that my uncle can come in here without opening the door.
Uncle's words made him frown, the uncle who raised him has seen each other very little in recent years, but it is still like a father and son. There was no surprise in this reunion after a long absence, and it gave him such a heavy blow!
"Don't worry! The number of calamities is not equal to a fixed number. I may have an accident, I may encounter a big demon, but that doesn't mean I'm going to die. With my ability, it is not difficult to resist the past! It's just that I'm going to be prepared for what happens so that you don't wake up even more frightened. Don't think so much about it, just when I'm on a long trip, my uncle and nephew don't see each other all year round. ”
Listening to his comfort, Pu Yang saw that his uncle had a recklessness and confidence on his face, and he couldn't help but feel excited in his heart, yes, since we are the bloodline of the ancient exorcist gods, how can we fall so easily? If there really are Heavenly Dao rules in the dark, then it should at least wait for me to awaken and grow, right? I fell when I was still a rookie uncle, and I must have been destroyed soon, so how can I continue to pass it on? Isn't that scientific!
Since he said that he was going to deal with the robbery, the futon was not tactful, and he directly explained the aftermath and passed it on. He took out a box and opened it, and there were several stacks of talismans in it, as well as small bottles and jars.
"Here are some of the gadgets I've got for you, and they're all the most basic tools. When you can see through the demons, it is the bloodline that begins to awaken, but the inheritance of power requires a process of adaptation, otherwise your body will not be able to bear it. During this time, it is best to keep a little bit of all kinds of talismans in your wallet in case you need them, these are the healing medicines that are prepared. ”
Pu Yang had never been exposed to these before, but now he had everything in his mind, and he could distinguish all kinds of symbols at once. For example, the "Vajra Talisman" that enhances defense, the "Giant Spirit Talisman" that enhances the amount of power, and the "Pure Evil Talisman", "Fixing Talisman", "Divine Walking Talisman", etc. And I also understand that the charms are interrelated, the talisman is to hide the spiritual power in the drawing, and the spell is to play on the spot.
"You don't usually need to make your own, we have a talismanist who makes props and tools. This was discovered by your father, and they have been working together until now. In the future, if he dies and the apprentice can't do it, you will have to find a capable partner by yourself. ”
Futuan smiled and took out a pistol from it, "This is specially made for you, it can be loaded with talisman bullets and talisman water, which is convenient for you to deal with demons, and there is also a pinhole, when the talisman bullet and rune water are used up, it can pierce your blood, and our essence blood is the most powerful bullet!" ”
"......" Pu Yang took the special weapon that was as light as a toy gun, a little speechless.
"This is my phone, I'll pass it to you now. There is an old man in it, who is a talisman who provides me with logistics props, of course, you have to pay for the purchase, and it is not cheap......"
"......" Pu Yang was speechless again, not only did the talisman props cost money to buy, but the uncle obviously mixed better than him, his mobile phone had been used for a year or two, and the uncle was a popular flagship machine that was just launched last month.
"Don't worry too much about money. Now there are too many people, and the population of the city is concentrated, and it is difficult for us to find demons on our own, so I have a part-time job as a supernatural hunter, and I can solve the ......problem if I encounter a customer who has a supernatural event."
"Supernatural Hunter...... In layman's terms, let's get rid of demons and catch ghosts, right? ”
"You can say the same thing." The futon didn't feel that there was anything wrong: "We secretly protect the entire human race, who will pay us wages?" The Demon Guardian also has to eat! You can't go hungry, can you? In this way, you can not only hunt demons on a larger scale, but also make some money in order to have a virtuous circle. ”
Pu Yang smiled: "What kind of job is it, is it a good career?" ”
"That's different, like if you're looking for a job to disguise your identity now, that's your main business, you can't say that you earn more, or if you have responsibilities, it's not called a part-time job, right?" The futon proudly declared: "My rightful profession is a calligrapher!" ”
"I can't see it......" Pu Yang looked down at the contacts in the mobile phone, thinking that his mobile phone would not be given to too many people, except for Ma Laodao, other customers should be contacted by a few middlemen, but I didn't expect that there were some female names such as "Xiao Tiantian", "Young Woman Ting", "Meimei" and so on, and many of them still set up real avatars.
Puyang sweated and looked at his uncle: "I really can't see it...... Are you sure you're just a calligrapher and a supernatural hunter, and don't have a part-time minister in places like 'heaven and earth'? Uh, no, it seems more like a guest who frequents the shampoo room......"
The futon was stunned for a moment, then reacted, grabbed the phone with a red face, and then began to delete it in batches.
"Ahem, ahem! …… You can insult me, but not my taste! What kind of shampoo room, didn't the uncle not marry a wife in order to take care of you? It's normal to have a few confidantes, right? ”
"Why don't you marry an aunt?" Puyang is also strange, it stands to reason that the uncle's appearance is not bad, and the mix is not bad, why hasn't he married a wife for so many years?
"Nonsense!" The futon said angrily: "I'm going to have a wife, isn't my freedom restricted?" Where can the world run rampant? Besides, it is also a troublesome matter to explain to her, let her accept and keep it confidential. I don't want a wife, just a son. ”
Pu Yang's eyebrows jumped: "That's how I came here?" My dad is also merciful everywhere, and when I am born, he will take me away and raise me? ”
Futuan hurriedly said: "It's different, sister-in-law is very enlightened, you are my brother and sister-in-law's biological ......" Seeing Pu Yang still suspicious, he sighed, "Okay! There's another thing you didn't tell you in your memory when you were a child, after all, it's a bit hard to talk about, but you're also an adult......"
Some species in nature are easy to reproduce, such as rats, cockroaches, and mosquitoes; Some are difficult to reproduce, such as dinosaurs and giant pandas. Mythical beasts such as the legendary dragon and phoenix unicorn have a very long lifespan and little reproduction.
The rare bloodline of the ancient exorcist god clan of the Pu family makes it very difficult to pass on the ancestry, often for several generations. Puyang is his father's son, and his uncle is also his grandfather's son, and his father is more than 20 years old, which is a case of no birth control at all! And there is no problem with ability, and it is still possible to be much older than ordinary people. In ancient times, it was possible to extend the time span of reproduction by taking concubines to continue the string, even if the probability is low, there is still a chance to have children when you are old.
In modern times, it can only be to wait for the woman to be infertile, divorce and remarry to prolong the reproduction cycle, Puyang's parents have a good relationship, but it is not so, but it is good to make a crystallization later.
When he arrived at the futon, he changed his mind. It is difficult to reproduce offspring because it is difficult to conceive. And a woman only has four or five hundred eggs in her life, and she has a maximum of twelve chances of conception a year. So he didn't try the odds in time, but expanded the number of people, ten women, wouldn't it be a hundred and twenty chances a year?
"So...... Don't despise Uncle, Uncle is for the future of all mankind! The futon looked righteous and said solemnly, "And this is also your mission!" For the future of all mankind, for the protection of the human race. You can't waste bullets at the five girls, try to pick up as many girls as possible, and make good girls! Irrigation and widespread sowing will increase the number of times and the number of people who will increase the chances of succession...... Judging from the long river of history, it is more difficult to hunt for flowers and beauty than to hunt for demons and demons! ”
Pu Yang was dumbfounded...... The task of finding demons and hunting demons is very arduous, looking for flowers and hunting beauty - to put it bluntly, it is to sow seeds in pickles, this more difficult task, it seems that there can be! For the future of all mankind, I can only dedicate myself to righteousness, who will pick up girls if I don't pick up girls?