Chapter 799 - To be a human being, you must cheat
"By the way, what just happened? Why did the bell ring suddenly. Xunxiang was very curious and asked, Zhou Yun directly pulled out Xiyue Meimei and Xiaoyue Meizi, and pointed at the former and said, 'This is the culprit', and pointed at the latter and said, 'This is for fear that the world will not be chaotic'.
There is a destiny in the dark, and everyone unconsciously gathers together, looking up at the brilliant fire in the night, looking back at the friends standing beside him, the young man's heart is full of warmth.
Despite the passage of time and the changing world, none of them have ever been far from themselves......
"Why don't you play hide and seek?" Zhou Yun raised it on a whim, took out a strip of cloth, blindfolded his eyes, and shouted that anyone who was caught by him, regardless of whether it was a man or a woman, would let him kiss him fiercely.
“FU. CK! Do you dare to be more disgusting! The little kid spat fiercely, as if he didn't expect Zhou Yun to eat both men and women.
"Let's go! I'm coming! The boy pretended not to hear, like a hungry wolf, and rushed towards the crowd with open arms.
Frankly speaking, Zhou Yun put forward this condition only after careful calculation.
First, the ratio of men and women on the scene is asymmetrical, there are at least four or five hundred people in the fairy army, but the men are not even in double digits. It's not easy to touch an animal.
Second, as the little boy Jamil said, the disgusting behavior of the teenager will definitely cause all men to be terrified. Xu Jian, Li Hong and other animals will definitely be afraid of being caught by him, so they desperately run away and hide far away. Only girls will play at will, especially Xu Caiyue, a little fox, who may deliberately let him hug her.
Third, screaming. He can choose the right direction to act according to the exclamations of the girls. Once he gets close to Li Hong and other boys, he will definitely hear 'Don't!' 'Or something like that, and then it's OK to take a detour.
Fourth, and the most foolproof secret, when the boy was blindfolded, he quietly left a gap, don't say that he doesn't worry about holding the wrong animal, and he dares to catch whoever he wants.
"No one is allowed to use abilities! "Zhou Yun lewd....... Lang Lang smiled, ran straight forward, and the first target was the wife-type Sister Ning.
Ning Mei's body is plump, and she must have let Sister Lan develop it when she was a girl, and her delicate body is extremely sensitive, Zhou Yun kneaded it slightly, and the beauty couldn't suppress her spring love: "Don't, don't ......"
Ning Yuyi is not a combat-type ability, in the face of Zhou Yun's wolf pounce, there is almost no room for resistance, he blinks and hugs tightly, encountering a big hand violation, the pink little mouth is fiercely blocked, and the fresh lip fragrance is gone......
A certain cloud forgot jì said, fifth, even if you can't see the object, it doesn't matter, the girl's chest is definitely more comfortable than the man's, once he touches the uncomfortable chest, he will choose to kiss his face, so as not to make a big mistake.
In the blink of an eye, the first victim appeared, Ning Yuyi seemed to be sucked into the soul, as soon as Zhou Yun's hands were loosened, the beauty lay on the ground softly and gasped, as if she had lost even the strength to stand.
"Next! Ah quack ......" Zhou Yun let out a duck smirk, his ten knuckles grasped strangely, his feet were like crabs moving straight forward, jumping left and right towards the soft girl.
"You are cheating......" Mu Xiaoya obviously noticed that something was wrong, Zhou Yun seemed to know her location, and rushed over with hulala. Fortunately, Xiao Yameimei is agile and keeps swaying her concave and convex body to avoid the kid's wolf claws.
Suddenly, a grim chuckle came from the soft girl's ear: "Huh, hehe......" followed by a pair of small hands to raid......
"Whew!" Mu Xiaoya lost her balance, staggered forward two steps, and fell into the young man's arms with her head covered.
Finished! A trace of thought flashed, and Xiao Yameimei only felt that several sensitive points, including her chest and abdomen, were pinched by the big pervert's hands.
Cloud, tap...... Pu~"
The white rabbit that fell into the tiger's mouth only has the share of mermaid meat. Zhou Yun was ruthless and tried his best to satisfy his desires before he let go and released the beauty.
Mu Xiaoya, like Sister Ning, fell to the ground softly, her small mouth opened and closed, and she became the second victim.
"President Shunka doesn't need to worry, I deserve to die, make sure you are well-being!"
Qin Zhi saw the young man's fart attacking the dancing god sister, and without saying a word, he stood in front of the beautiful woman, putting on a self-sacrificing spirit to protect the beauty even if he sacrificed his ego.
"Then there will be labor." Shunka smiled faintly and stood still without moving, as if believing the boy's nonsense.
Qin Zhi is the president of the student union of Wuyi Academy, and his daily behavior is polite, and he feels very decent and gentleman. Besides, Xunxiang also wants to see the table after a certain cloud kisses the boy.
"Wow, yes!" Zhou Yun accelerated suddenly, like a train moving at full speed, trying to knock all the bastards in front of him into the way.
Facing the young man's wolf-like charge, Qin Zhi blinked his cute eyes and began to be calm. He dared to promise that if he didn't flash quickly, a certain cloud would definitely fly up and kick him away.
"Boom!"
Sure enough, Zhou Yun flew up, but it was a little different from Qin Zhi's imagination. The boy did not fly his feet, but opened his arms to pounce on the hungry wolf.
Bad! It's not good! Qin Zhi secretly analyzed that if he was knocked down by Brother Yun, it would be small to kiss and touch his chastity, and all kinds of revenge would be the worst in the future. Pregnant!
"Alas! Qin's shoelaces fell off, so tie a belt first......"
Xun Xiang never expected that Qin Zhi would sell her at this critical moment, the kid fell to the ground suddenly, and Zhou Yun directly pushed himself down.
"You guys!" The beautiful woman was surprised to realize that the hateful boy had succeeded in a surprise attack.
"Grow up......" Zhou Yun crouched next to the girl's ear, the tip of his tongue licked along the exquisite little ears of the demon clan, and the wonderful feeling instantly stimulated every nerve of Xunxiang: "Don't ......"
The beauty couldn't stand the stimulation, her whole body shrank slightly, her calves and jade feet were separated from the left and right, and Bai Mei's thighs couldn't help but clamp the young man's waist, and the two of them were lying on the ground in an extremely ambiguous posture.
Zhou Yun hugged the girl tightly, happily feeling that the beauty was tall and enlarged her breasts, bowed her head and tapped Xunxiang's red lips, and then bounced up to find the next target.
You can't be too hasty to deal with the dancing god sister, the girl's calm character, and being in a hurry will inevitably backfire.
"Bastard...... Xia Hao, blow him down! Seeing Zhou Yun poisoning Tina, Han Qiuming finally couldn't sit still. Xia Hao, Tina, and Xiao Dandan, in order to avoid the encroachment of a certain cloud, have taken refuge in the tree, but the kid still pretends to climb the tree, and the suspicion of cheating is self-evident.
A gust of wind hit, and Zhou Yun's buttocks fell to the ground: "Ouch, my mother!" "Fell to the ground......
"Foul! You foul with abilities! The boy pulled out the strip of blindfold and looked up at the girl in the tree and shouted injustice.
"Sister Xia Hao, that's right! Don't think Miss Ben doesn't know, it's obvious that you peeked first! Rong Xuandan was indignant and trained the teenager to play games and play scoundrels, and dared to call others foul. The most shameful thing is that a certain cloud not only did not admit his mistake, but also argued with confidence: "I didn't say that you can't peek." ”
With such a remark, even Rong Xuandan, a teenage girl, felt extremely shameless.
"Look, it seems that he has healed the scar and forgotten the pain. Sisters, the great punishment is waiting! Xiaofen waved her hand, and Willis and the other women took care of it.
"Punishment?" Zhou Yun looked around, only to see the beautiful masters attacking from all directions, knocking him to the ground in three strokes and two moves, holding down his limbs with seven hands and eight feet, just like the last time he was in the competitive city, he was about to be raped by the girls: "I'm bang, what's the ...... situation?"
"Ahhh Xu Qian, who was hiding far away, hurriedly ran over, and seemed to have caught a small animal in his hand.
"What do you want to do?" Zhou Yun was puzzled, but saw Rou Mo Moli lifting his clothes: "You'll know soon." ”
"This seems to be good, let him try it first......" The corners of Han Qiuming's mouth curled, her left hand gently lifted the top of a certain cloud's pants, and her right hand grabbed a small animal that looked like a gecko.
"That...... Should you ...... or not" Zhou Yun broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead.
"Yes, we will." Sister Qiu Ming mercilessly poured the little gecko into a certain cloud pants, and the cold and itchy feeling made the kid unable to say whether it was comfortable or uncomfortable.
"Don't! I was wrong...... Stop it! Take it out......" The boy hurriedly begged for mercy, to be honest, the reason why he was panicked was not that the little gecko was terrible. It is impossible for the girls to tease themselves with dangerous creatures. The reason why Zhou Yun kept begging for mercy was nothing more than to coax the beauty to be happy.
The beauties like to see their panicked expressions, so they simply meet everyone's requirements, as long as they are happy. However, Li Hong's mention made Zhou Yun angry: "Goddess, where is the river?" My little brother is going to catch a crab! ”
"Look at the children's ......" Yang Xiu smiled and leaned on Zhou Qingyang's shoulder, looking at the teenagers and girls kindly, as parents, there is nothing more reassuring than seeing the children laughing happily.
"The atmosphere is so nostalgic, we were young." Zhou Qingyang couldn't help but think back to the happy times when he and Cheng Hui and Situ Xuan broke into the world of supernatural abilities......
"We're not old. If you don't go back, let's go back to the rivers and lakes! "At the beginning, Yang Xiu and his wife lived in seclusion because of Zhou Yun, but now that their son has set foot on his own life, there is no need for them to be incognito.
"Think long-term." Zhou Qingyang also thinks that it is feasible, children have a children's world, and their older generation naturally has their own lives.
Everyone was playing and playing until 12 o'clock in the evening, when the school celebration banquet was over and the Alpha campus gradually returned to tranquility, and then they went back to their dormitories to rest.
Zhou Yun took off his shirt and lay quietly on the bed to rest, maybe it was rare for everyone to get together, and it was really crazy to have fun tonight. I didn't want to, so he slowly closed his eyes, while reminiscing about today's happiness, while relaxing his body and falling asleep. The door opened quietly......
"Huh?" The boy opened his eyes slightly, is it a little fox? Caiyue Meimei likes to touch her bed in the middle of the night. It doesn't seem right, the girl doesn't seem to be that tall, and her hairstyle is curly......
From the dim shadow, Zhou Yun saw the vertical long hair, if the guess was correct, it should be Xiyue Meimei.
"Did you sleep?"
"Handicap...... Hey, get dressed and don't catch a cold. Zhou Yun sat up, only to see that the girl was wearing a thin black dress, and her delicate body was shivering slightly.
The girl's black vertical hair, stained with traces of crystal water, should have just taken a bath.
"Don't." Xiyue stepped forward quickly and quickly got into Zhou Yun's quilt: "It's so warm......"