Chapter 866: Bodyguard

Situ Kong waved his hand and said, "Don't talk about this, it's all in the past, let's talk about business......

Wang Zi wants to vomit blood, dare to love him for listening to so much is nonsense?

"I said so much just now, and the purpose is naturally to pave the way for what I want to do next." Situ Kong said, "Then Wang Zi, are you a descendant of Huaxia?" ”

"What?" Wang Zi instantly looked at Situ Kong with a vigilant expression, what did this guy want to say?

"Ahem, let me ask you, are you a descendant of Huaxia?" Situ Kong cleared his throat and repeated it with a stern expression, and at the same time, a face had already floated in his mind...... At that time, he said this to himself with such a stern expression.

"This ...... Is it important? Wang Zi was still vigilant.

"Uh......" Situ Kong's face instantly froze, the muscles on his face twitched, and his body trembled slightly, at the same time, he yelled in his heart, No, the plot shouldn't develop like this, he should have replied to himself with a stern face, yes, I am ...... But as soon as he answered like this, how should he continue to talk about it?

"This ...... Isn't it important? After being silent for a long time, Situ Kong felt that this answer would be better, and asked with a dry smile.

Wang Zi nodded and said, "This is very important...... However, I think this is nonsense, because as long as anyone who is not blind can see that I am Chinese...... Can't you see that? ”

The smile on Situ Kong's face instantly froze, his mouth slanted and his eyes bulged, and his body trembled even more, he was sure that he must have a disease of "wanting to beat people", otherwise how could he want to attack this bastard in front of him so much?

At that moment, Situ Kong silently recited "Wang Zi is a little bastard...... several times", and finally after all the hardships, he finally suppressed the anger in his heart that wanted to kill, and said at the moment: "Forget it, change to another question...... Do you love this land? As he spoke, Situ Kong remembered that person again, this was the second question he asked himself, what a passionate question!

"Don't beat around the bush and just state your purpose." Wang Zi had to wipe the cold sweat that broke out on his forehead and said, "You are not the chief...... You ask me questions like that, and it makes me feel ...... I want to laugh. ”

"Boom!"

Situ Kong only felt that there was a thunder, no, it was five thunders, rolling from the sky, and instantly hit the top of his head, giving him a five-thunder thunder, at this moment, how much he longed for the guy in front of him was not the guy he was about to cooperate with her daughter and then create his grandson out of the ground, in this way, he could slap him to death without hesitation, this is really too deceitful.

At that moment, Situ Kong continued to do deep breathing exercises, and then said: "Since this is the case, then I won't beat around the bush, and directly state my purpose...... Do you know? Then there is one thing you need to do in this magical land of China, and only you can do it, and I know that you will not let the people of this country down......"

He's still beating around the bush, does he really think he's the great man? So Wang Zi looked painful, covered his face with his hand and said, "I don't know......"

"......" Situ Kong felt that something was leaking from the corners of his mouth, of course, he was embarrassed to wipe it with his sleeve, because it was too embarrassing.

This is the guy who can get into the eyes of his daughter? This is the successor you value? This is a fucking coward, a coward who makes him want to get into the bed and cry for three days and three nights! Before he finished speaking, he brushed it off, for fear of causing a commotion...... Is it so sassy? I've been doing it for so long, isn't my body so fragrant?

At that moment, Situ Kong reached out and grabbed some ice cubes from a basin on the table, which he added when he drank vodka, and at the same time, the cold brought by the ice cubes also calmed the anger in his heart a little.

At that moment, he looked at Wang Zi with a face full of stern sΓΉ, and then said with a selfless mental state: "Wang Zi, we are all Chinese people, we are all breathing the air of China and drinking the water of China......"

"We are all earthlings too." Wang Zi said seriously.

"......" Situ Kong was so angry that his body trembled instantly, and he said angrily at the moment, "Boy, shut up, can you listen to me and finish my words?" Believe it or not, I'll slap you to death......"

"Dad, what are you doing?" A sweet and speechless voice sounded, but I saw Situ Ruoshui walking in with all kinds of dishes in both hands, and was looking at Situ Kong speechlessly.

"Gah!" Situ Kong's face instantly squeezed out a hint of a smile and said, "It's not what to do, I'm just joking with Wang Zi...... Ha ha...... It's fun......" said desperately squeezing his eyebrows at Wang Zi.

"Classmate Princess, your father wants to beat me." Wang Zi said with a pitiful face.

Situ Ruoshui raised his eyebrows slightly: "Really? Did that beat? ”

"It's just a little bit, but it's good that you're in......"

If eyes can kill, then Wang Zi has been killed tens of thousands of times by Situ Kong, this shameless guy.

"Looks like I came in early." Situ Ruoshui said, "You go on, I don't know anything." After finishing speaking, Situ Ruoshui simply turned around and walked into the kitchen.

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"Let's practice?" Situ Kong looked at Wang Zi with a smug face and smiled, "Don't worry, I'll let you." ”

"Hah...... How bad is it...... The gentleman doesn't move his hands, doesn't he? Wang Zi smiled dryly, he didn't want to follow this kind of monster, "Doesn't Uncle have something to tell me?" The younger generation listens and listens. ”

Situ Kong stretched out two thumbs up to Wang Zi with an appreciative face, and then sighed: "Yes, you can bend and stretch, and it is really ...... A bone! ”

"......" This time it was Wang Zi's turn to feel that there was something left at the corner of his mouth, and in the same way, he was not embarrassed to wipe it, because it was too embarrassing, and he drank two large sips of chrysanthemum tea at the moment, and then he felt that the anger in his heart was gradually suppressed.

"Now you should also know, what I am looking for is your ......" Situ Kong said seriously, "Some time ago, I was found from above, and they hoped that I could go out of the mountain again and get back a thing that belonged to Huaxia, but I had already made a poisonous oath five years ago, and in my lifetime, I would never take a step out of Huaxia, and I would never make a move...... But I love this land too much, so I hope you can take over my team and become the new Situ Kong, and get that thing back instead of me. ”

Wang Zi had a bitter face, and said in a very respectful tone: "Uncle, I know that I am very handsome and capable, but I am really incompetent for what you said...... You'd better find someone else. "Wang Zi doesn't remember what messy combination locks he could open.

"Of course I know you're not up to the task." Situ Kong nodded and said.

Wang Zi wanted to cry, and wanted to say that in fact, I am just modest, you don't have to take it seriously at all.

"Because opening all kinds of locks is a gully that you can't cross." Situ Kong said, "So you will have a partner, that is, my daughter Situ Ruoshui, she has been carefully cultivated by me, in addition to the legendary 'Sky Lock' in this world, other high-tech combination locks, fingerprint locks and so on are not difficult for her." ”

"What is a Sky Lock?"

"Now is not the time to explain this!"

"Wouldn't it be okay to just let her go?" Wang Zigan said with a smile, and after listening to it for a long time, he suddenly realized that he was superfluous.

Situ Kong shook his head and said, "Although my baby daughter is a locksmith, her skills are not as good as yours...... She needs your protection. ”

"So, I ...... I'm just a bodyguard? After being stunned, Wang Zi asked with a black line, and at the same time felt even more aggrieved to the extreme, no way, the gap is too big, this is to let him be a bodyguard for a long time, then it's still a fart, what national righteousness has come out, and he has always thought that he is really important.

Bodyguard? Will there be a shortage of bodyguards in this magical land of China? There is no shortage, but there is a lack of a thief like Thanku!

Situ Kong grinned and gave Wang Zi a big sweet date: "Isn't it good to be a bodyguard for a beautiful woman?" And when you get that thing back, the credit is yours. ”

"Can I not say yes?" After thinking about it, Wang Zi asked cautiously, there was no way, he was afraid that Situ Kong would beat himself up in an angry way.

Situ Kong shook his head and said in a domineering tone: "No, because my daughter has promised to go, but my son-in-law is fleeing, no matter whether my daughter lives or dies, this will make me very angry, I am very angry, and I will not be able to control what I do at that time!" ”

The corners of Wang Zi's mouth twitched violently: "Your son-in-law ......"

"Whether you ......admit it or not," Situ Kong said, "Since my daughter treats you differently, then now you are my Situ Kong's son-in-law, if you call me 'Dad' now, I will happily agree!" ”

Wang Zi only felt that his brain had lost the ability to think: "Dad? ”

"Huh!" Situ Kong replied with a smile, "It turns out that being called 'Dad' by my son-in-law is this feeling, it's pretty good...... You're yelling for me to listen......"

"Poof!" Wang Zi vomited three liters of blood in an instant, can this still be a pleasant chat!

"Looks like I don't agree?" After wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth, Wang Zi looked at Situ Kong and asked.

"That's right." Situ Kong nodded triumphantly and said, "I originally planned to tell you about the great principles of national righteousness, but you kid is a cheap bone, and you don't have the consciousness of this at all, so you have to use cheap tricks." ”