Chapter 526: My charges are very high
Zhou Ling told all the women in the family, as for the outside, it was a little related, such as Xin Xiaoyi, Zhou Ling didn't say it.
It is undeniable that Zhou Ling is right, she is analyzing from a very neutral point of view.
These problems, in fact, Fang Chen has occasionally considered them in private, but they are too annoying, they are annoying when they think about it, and they have a headache when they think about it, so Fang Chen chooses to escape on his own, that is, he loves it and doesn't want to think about it.
"I found out you didn't come to me for a drink today, but to punch me in the face?"
"I'm just stating a fact, and a fact that you can never get around, and I think you've thought about it too, right? But you haven't come up with a targeted approach, I guess, you're trying to escape? Right? You think that by escaping you can avoid these things, and living one day at a time, right? ”
Zhou Ling shook his head and smiled: "This approach of yours is very similar to the real hanging-silk, the otaku closes himself at home every day, and his ears don't listen to the things outside the window, thinking that the outside is calm, but in fact, the world outside is no longer what you see." ”
I was originally a sling-silk!
Fang Chen rolled his eyes, but it was true, this method was indeed enough to hang a little, like an ostrich, and he felt calm when he hid his head.
"Then I may ask the beautiful and wise Miss Ling, what should I do about this?" Fang Chen snorted nonchalantly: "You can't tell them, you guys go, I want to live alone." ”
"Of course this can't work, I'm not a person who likes to beat mandarin ducks, as the saying goes, I'd rather demolish ten temples than destroy a marriage, I said so much, definitely not to break you up." Zhou Ling shook his head again and again.
"So what do you have a good idea? You investigated my family's affairs so clearly, you didn't just come over and tell me about these things, and then let me figure out how to solve it myself, right? ”
"It's your business, and you should solve it yourself." Zhou Ling was a little funny, he had never seen such a cheeky man.
"The problem is, these things are my scars, and you suddenly came over and uncovered the scars for me, and they were bloody, you have to get me some medicine, right? Otherwise I'll bleed too much and die. Fang Chen was a little dissatisfied, he actually didn't have any way at all, otherwise he would have dealt with it a long time ago, how could he ask Zhou Ling to come over and expose the scar?
"You're so thick-skinned."
"I'm helpless."
"Alas, seeing that you are so pitiful and begging for my sake, I will teach you a way."
"What?"
"Women in charge of women."
"The queen and concubines?" Fang Chen thought of what Bourne said, and his eyes unconsciously glanced at the old man playing chess in the distance.
"The queen and concubines?" Zhou Ling was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Your heart is still quite big, do you want to build a harem?" Yes, that's what I mean, since you know the Tao, you should have dealt with it like this a long time ago, and the sooner you deal with it, the less trouble you will encounter in the future. ”
"I want to deal with it too, but the problem is, I can't find the right person for the queen." Fang Chen asked Cang Tian speechlessly.
Zhou Ling nodded lightly, this is a troublesome matter.
Feng Jiaying is not good, it is still as she said, her identity is wrong, and she does not have such a big momentum to suppress everyone.
Although Xie Lanxin is smart, she can't afford this responsibility for the time being.
As for Wen Qingya and Tang Nianying, their identities are good, but one is cold and the other is good. The queen is not something that such a person can be.
As for the rest......
Zhou Ling shook his head, there is indeed no one who can carry the banner.
Just when there was silence, Fang Chen suddenly spoke: "Hey, beautiful Miss Ling, you didn't just come here today to drink, right?" You said that I have so many family affairs, is there something wrong? ”
"Nothing! I'm just going to send you a few beauties, and by the way, I haven't had anything to do to come over and chat, I'm too bored. ”
“…… You're so bored. Fang Chen sighed: "Also, I can't handle it now, you still send beautiful women?" You want to make trouble, my house is only comfortable on a peaceful day, right? By the way, you're also a woman, don't you resent me for being so attentive? ”
"How can a man be unlustful?" Zhou Ling snorted, a little disdainful: "If you want men in the world to do their duty, you must ensure three prerequisites, first, you can't be rich, once you have money, your heart will change." Second, there is a tigress at home, and if she is disobedient, she will cut it for you in minutes. Third, don't lift it. ”
Zhou Ling smiled: "So, it's not that I'm not disgusted, but I know too well, in our circle, which boy doesn't have a few Xiaomi in private?" It's just that some are open, some are hidden, but they can't get rid of the true colors of men, but you are strange enough to say that you put so many women at home, let them meet every day, and I don't know if there is something wrong with your head, ha. ”
"......" Fang Chen's face darkened a little, this question was not said once or twice, but he couldn't help it.
I want to break people apart, but the problem is that there is no excuse, Qingya is gone, and Fang Chen doesn't plan to chase after him, after all, he really doesn't want to turn against Wen Lao in the future.
But who knew that the evil pens of the Lu Dao Heavenly Wolf Regiment actually kidnapped Wen Qingya, and after being rescued, Wen Qingya was iron-hearted.
"Alas, sad!"
"What's there to worry about? A big man, he shouldn't say such, so be it, anyway, I don't have many friends, you are one of the few I have, and I don't want to watch your family change, you hire me to be your queen, and I will manage your harem in an orderly manner, how about it? ”
"What's that? I hired you to be the queen? You're not ......" Fang Chen swallowed his words back before he opened his mouth.
"Lala?" Zhou Ling sneered: "Little brother, make it clear, I was hired, not really, do you care if I am Lala?" Are you still going to fake it with me? Little brother, my sister is twenty-eight, how old are you? ”
Fang Chen said speechlessly: "That's what I mean, you're so old, I'm still so young, you are my wife, and others don't believe it." ”
"You say I'm always there, right?" Zhou Ling's face turned cold.
"How can I have, I am ...... Say you're old and don't look big. Fang Chen hurriedly explained, woman, it's unreasonable, you yourself said that you were twenty-eight years old, I followed you, didn't it become mine in turn?
"I don't know what to do." Zhou Ling snorted lightly, and his face softened a little: "Let me tell you, if you weren't afraid of my Heavenly Curse, if I didn't treat you as a true friend, do you think I would take care of your?" What I hate the most is you flowery men, in a word, do you want me to help? ”
Seeing that Zhou Ling didn't seem to be joking, Fang Chen's heart was a little moved.
After all, there has always been chaos in the family, Fang Chen knows this very well, but he can't handle it himself, so he just drags it on, on the surface, it looks like a harmonious atmosphere, but in private, Fang Chen does feel some bad aura.
If Zhou Ling can really help, it will definitely be a good thing to help rectify the atmosphere at home.
"Can you really help?"
"It's not nonsense, the question now is, can you afford to invite me, my fee is very high."