413 Lower Nether
You have to wait until night to open the ghost door.
During the day, the yang energy is too strong, and opening the ghost door is equivalent to throwing a fire directly into a closed room, and it is still the kind that cannot be extinguished...... If Chenghuang really intends to do this, not to mention the question of whether he can summon the ghost gate during the day, if he is really summoned, at least half of the ghost people in Yin Si will be burned to death by him.
So I thought that I would have to wait for a few hours anyway, and recalled that Xue Ghost King once said that the rectification plan of the Yin Cao Difu problem, Feng Xiaoxiao, who was so idle that he wanted to grow hair, went to find the layout map of the major cities at home and abroad in ancient and modern times, wrote and drew up, and calculated what to change the outer city wall of Yin Si to when he went back to work on earth and stone projects.
Ancient Greek style? Ancient Egyptian style? Ancient Babylonian ...... No way! Although they are all quite emotional, this kind of thinking is absolutely unacceptable, and it must have the classical characteristics of the Celestial Empire, and it cannot worship foreign countries.
Then with a stroke of his hand, he crumpled some of the sketches just now into a waste paper ball, and pulled a piece of paper again to continue to sway enthusiastically.
Yang Yan took a look at it and almost sprayed, and pointed to the half-drawn picture by the way: "You can't design it like this, there are no ideals and no practicality, for example, here...... Here, and here...... In the event of an attack or a fire in the city, everyone will not be able to run. ”
"yes, why don't I go online and ask professional netizens for help...... Ahh Feng Xiaoxiao nodded halfway and found that something was wrong: "You have seen too much of the Three Kingdoms, there is a fart in the Netherworld to attack!" ”
"Maybe." Yang Yan was so happy: "Didn't Qin Shi Huang bring terracotta warriors and horses to accompany the funeral when he died, it is not good to say that people have plans to set off a violent armed seizure of power in the underworld...... Besides, even if you don't care about it. You have to at least design it to make it easier for people to manage their lives, this kind of street has not even been planned for walking, in case the ghost people in the city want to build a pedestrian street and a commercial street or something, and they can't even find a stall location, I said you should draw a square. ”
Pangu was reserved and silent: "......" really doesn't want to deal with these two people who will lower his IQ.
Chenghuang interjected euphemistically: "In fact, how to govern and plan the netherworld, Lao Xue will start to ......."
Feng Xiaoxiao clapped his hands: "That's right, then I'll draw my own ideas and let him refer to it." "Anyway, the details of the problem naturally have the BOSS looking for professional talents to implement.
"...... I actually mean it, so you better not mess around and add to people's workload...... Chenghuang blinked, and shut up as his wife tugged at her sleeve.
Write and draw until the evening. It just so happens that there are more people to open a hot pot. Eating, drinking, chatting and mixing for two hours, and playing a few cards by the way...... The wind is a small coward, and Pangu doesn't know anything, so everyone has to regretfully skip this national characteristic culture and retreat to the second...... It's finally the middle of the night when the yin qi is at its peak. Feng Xiaoxiao has yawned for a long time. The Chenghuang couple stood up energetically: "The ghost door can be opened." ”
"Why don't you change it to tomorrow?" The wind covered his mouth a little and yawned again. It's really underestimated, and on this day, I negotiated first and then found someone and stayed up late...... The mental head is really not enough, and it is painful to want to sleep.
"......" Chenghuang turned his head and asked Yang Yan: "Directly give you the ghost gate to the source of the Yellow Spring?" Or go to the Nai Ho Bridge?! ”
Yang Yan caught Feng Xiaoxiao, who was about to slide under the chair, and waved his hand: "Nai He bridge." There is nothing to see at the end of the Yellow Spring, and the ghosts can't see one. ”
Isn't it true that the ghosts can't see a single one?
Chenghuang nodded, and just took the others to a hidden and open place in the backyard to open the door, when the wind vibrated with a small mobile phone.
"I heard you're planning to go to the underworld?" Athena speaks ancient Greek straight to the point.
"Brother Na is so well-informed." Feng Xiaoxiao black line: "Which traitor betrayed us?" ”
"Anyway, it's not any news that needs to be hidden, it's just that my subordinates are playing mahjong in your area, and by the way, I heard you talking inside......" Athena asked, "Is it convenient for me to go with you to have a look?!" ”
Feng Xiaoxiao doesn't care: "It's not inconvenient to be convenient, but we're about to leave, and it's a little difficult to open the door if we miss the time, so it's still ...... today."
"I'm in the mahjong hall just outside of you."
“……”
"By the way, this game is indeed quite interesting, but the old lady sitting across from me does not seem to be very personable, and she has been smiling and scolding me in Celestial dialect for four hours since I sat in the bank...... Oh yes, she probably thought I didn't understand. ”
“……”
Chenghuang sent someone out to bring Athena in a black line, how to identify it?! That's not easy, the foreigner who looks like a girl is.
After Athena came over, she bowed slightly to the wind, and politely turned back to the Celestial Empire: "It's an honor to visit your country's underworld, and I will be in trouble tonight." ”
"You're welcome, help each other." With the presence of foreign guests, Feng Xiaoxiao was in good spirits and finally found a few points of state.
Then the city god successfully opened the ghost gate, and a vote of people entered one after another, and stepped into a field of flowers on the other side that was as red as blood.
"The scenery here is much more beautiful than Hades' underworld." Athena looked left and right and sighed: "He only has black aspen and coconut trees without coconuts...... To be honest, I'd like to suggest that he introduce some underworld vegetation from other countries to transform the environment. ”
"Aren't there narcissus and pomegranates?!" Feng Xiaoxiao said casually while leading the way: "Actually, I think the Greek underworld is not bad, at least the Hades Temple is more magnificent than ours...... We have the whole city here in a layout, and the ten halls of Yama are guarded together, and you have only one palace over there, and only one Hades king, which exudes such a declaration of self-respect. ”
"The oriental gods have always been the largest branches of the system and official positions among the gods, and the underworld is no exception." Athena nodded in agreement: "The number of ghosts in one of your dungeons is enough to fill our entire Olympus." ”
"The official system is too bloated, and you can laugh at it." Feng Xiaoxiao sighed inexplicably. The Celestial Empire doesn't care whether it is the Divine Realm or the Mortal Realm, the registered officials are always several times larger than those of other countries. Not to mention anything else, just talking about a rolling shutter general in Journey to the West is very funny...... The nun sister also needs a general to open the curtain, isn't this just full of food.
Whenever a problem arises, the next thing that can be pulled out is a list of finger-pointing related people, and the division of duties is simply chaotic, which is like a foreign country, simple and straightforward, there is absolutely only one person in a priesthood.
Don't talk about the distance, let's talk about the marriage problem in front of us, there is the old moon in the east, there are two immortals in harmony, and there is Tianxi Xing who has been crowned by the king of Xuan...... Even Nuwa worked part-time in ancient times. Although there are still different jurisdictions when subdivided, such as Yue Lao is only responsible for love, Hehe Erxian is only responsible for family relations after marriage, Tianxi Xing is only responsible for husband and wife affairs, etc., but in general, it is caused by too many positions.
There are related households everywhere, and people have to be arranged everywhere, there is really no way! Let's put it this way, in the heyday of Heavenly Court, even the miscellaneous work of sweeping the floor was subdivided, and the person who swept the leaves and picked the flowers could not be the same person, and if the number of people was small, it would not show that pomp and grandeur......
The topic became more and more crooked, and when they talked all the way to the Yama Palace, Feng Xiaoxiao and Athena had already begun to discuss the issue of the second generation of gods.
As the second-generation oriental representative of the gods in the audience, Yang Yan squinted and pretended to be dead, while Athena, as the representative of Greece, was lamenting that there were too many bad relatives and bad things, especially when there were many elders who were older than you, and he had the ability to always pull you back a few times, he was simply depressed as a god king. Not to mention anything else, such as the red line, he suspected that Hades was bad.
Feng Xiaoxiao skipped the topic, she didn't like to take care of things involving foreign housework disputes, no matter what attitude she had, she would be not a human being......
"Mother is here?!" Ghost King Xue was reviewing the good and evil records of the new ghost people in the main hall, and when he looked up and saw a large number of people, he hurriedly said hello and left his seat to welcome him.
A long list of new ghosts waiting to go through the formalities next to him looked over curiously: "These people died so beautifully, they didn't lose their heads and didn't stick out their tongues." ”
"Well, the face is not bad, white and red...... Wow, that brother is so handsome. A female ghost with a red face, who looked like carbon monoxide suffocating due to lack of oxygen, said shyly: "I knew that there were so many handsome guys in Langdao, what else could I do!" ”
"Hey, the boss of the underworld just now seems to be calling that woman Niangniang?" A certain ghost noticed the details: "Is it a child or something else?!" I remember that there shouldn't be a few mothers in the book who have anything to do with the underworld. ”
Feng Xiaoxiao ignored the group of ghosts in his ears, nodded to Xue Ghost King, and pointed to Pangu next to him: "After a while, Ah Pan wants to find the approximate location of the original Sansheng Stone, and by the way, I may have to move the land to change the river, you remember to arrange the scene and give a few people to come and command." ”
"Wait, I'll find out if there's a map of the Shadows first." As soon as Ghost King Xue heard that there was something serious, he nodded in cooperation: "The river at the head and end of the city doesn't need to be moved, as long as the middle is diverted and the city is connected in a circle...... I suggest that you dig the moat first, and then connect it to the Lethe River later, so that you don't have to worry about the overflow of the river. ”
"That's a lot of work." Feng Xiao gasped: "You really used me as a migrant worker?!" ”
"How dare you." Ghost King Xue is also embarrassed, but this matter is really not easy to omit, if you don't plan the river in advance, you can dig directly by the Lechuan River, and then the Lechuan River will flood the ghost city, who can you find to cry?!
Athena said kindly: "I can order Hades to bring a few Titans from the Endless Abyss, and it won't take much time to dig a moat." ”
"Thank you very much." Feng Xiaoxiao nodded hurriedly, the coolies given for nothing, don't use them in vain.
The ghosts are unconscious, and it sounds like these people are very bullish?! (To be continued......)