Chapter 9: It's a Historic Moment to Remember!
"In short, in my opinion, this world is full of exploitation, foxes exploit rabbits, rabbits exploit flowers and plants, flowers and plants exploit the earth...... Unless they can stand at the top of the Heavenly Dao, they will have to contribute something, just like taxes, which is inevitable, and for the stupid people in the world, their contributions can be called IQ taxes. Rather than handing over this tax to a gang of crooks like Qixingmen, it is better for me to collect it. ”
In the square, Wang Lu sat at the head of the bed and talked eloquently.
There were four people sitting in front of him.
One is the proprietress of the girl, the girl clasped her hands in front of her chest, looking a little disappreciative and a little uneasy.
Next to her is the old prostitute He Yun, the former elder of the Seven Star Gate, who has been loosened from the binding rope at this time, and given a seat, enjoying a VIP treatment, just sitting next to Xiao Ling'er, this old prostitute is like a hemorrhoid, and it is difficult to sit still.
Next to him, there was a charming and enchanting female monk with a plump posture, who was the double monk of the old lewd stick, and also the contact person who should have been stationed in Wuhou County, Wu Feihua. This woman was born with charming bones, and practiced evil exercises, and her every move faintly exudes a flattering attitude, but it is a pity that her cheeks are high and swollen, and there are many dark wounds on her body. Similarly, in the same room with Wang Lu and Xiao Ling'er, the female monk was also full of nervousness and kept in a cold sweat.
And beside Wu Feihua, it was a completely inexplicable Wen Bao, he was originally guarding outside the courtyard, not long ago he was called in by the martial artist of the courtyard holding Wang Lu's token, what he saw in front of him was an incomprehensible scene, and what he heard were also some inexplicable theories.
"Senior brother, this ...... What the hell is going on? ”
Wang Lu smiled: "As I said just now, the law of the Heavenly Dao is destined that it is necessary for the ignorant beings in the world to pay an IQ tax, and in order to effectively implement this Heavenly Dao law, I decided to establish a sect." ”
"Huh?" Wen Bao's chubby chin was almost dragged to the ground.
Wang Lu continued: "The purpose of this sect is to raise, manage, and use the IQ tax of the fools in the world, and effectively safeguard the interests of the fools. ”
The proprietress raised her hand: "What do you have to do with safeguarding interests!?" ”
"Absolutely." Wang Lu said lightly, "Compared to being exploited by the likes of the Seven Star Gate, it is always a little more advanced to be exploited by me, right?" ”
"Cut, what's the difference?"
"It's the same rape, do you want to be raped by Prince Charming, or by the mountain spirits?"
“…… What bullshit are you analogy!? I don't want any! ”
Wang Lu said with a smile: "The thinking of the old virgin is not universal, in short, this is the truth, as long as my sect can do better than the Seven Star Sect, it will be earned for the ignorant." However, the Seven Star Sect is a nine-rate sect, and it is also a century-old sect after all, and it is not easy to do better than him, but fortunately, we have several advantages. ”
"One is the theoretical advantage. When the Seven Star Gate was cheating, although there were many tricks, they lacked a set of consistent core theories, and they couldn't really answer: Why do we want to cultivate immortals? For what can we cultivate immortals? If you encounter setbacks, how do you deal with them? But we can, because we have a complete theoretical system.
The proprietress continued to raise her hand: "When did we have this theoretical system?"
Wang Lu's face was indifferent: "Before a stick of incense, I just thought about it." ”
“……”
"The second is institutional advantages. As a ninth-rate sect, the Seven Star Sect has loose management, chaotic systems, and low efficiency in doing things. But we are different, we are from the Five Uniques of the Wanxian League, and we have advanced system management experience, which can effectively improve the operational efficiency of the sect and avoid risks. ”
"Ha Lu Ha ......" the proprietress laughed weakly.
"The third is the personnel advantage, the composition of the Seven Star Sect, most of them are waste wood monks who are not satisfied with their cultivation, as well as ignorant disciples who have been deceived, they lack both faith and action, and the quality of personnel is extremely low, but we are different, as far as I am concerned, not only do I have the top ethereal root in the immortal cultivation world, but also receive a complete system of advanced immortal cultivation education. Even though the realm is not high at this stage, the growth is amazing, and the foundation is very stubborn...... It occupies an overwhelming advantage in the quality of personnel. ”
"Ha Lu Ha."
"Fourth, ......"
The proprietress raised her hand to interrupt: "Okay, don't talk about these useless things, just say what you want to do, right?" ”
"To put it simply, it is to take a few of us as the team and initially form a sect. Just now, I gave you a mobilization meeting to inspire confidence. ”
The proprietress scoffed: "You can play whatever you want, but don't count me in this kind of unreliable thing, I'm not interested in any cult organization." ”
After saying that, he was ready to get up and leave.
Wang Lu sighed: "But according to my plan, the sect needs a good image ambassador, this image ambassador not only needs to have the appearance of the country and the city, but also needs a unique temperament that is holy and not lacking in affinity. ”
The proprietress sighed indifferently, and then sat back obediently.
Then a certain fat man timidly raised his hand: "Senior brother, I still don't quite understand what is going on......"
Wang Lu was categorical: "You don't need to know so much!" ”
"Oh......" the fat man lowered his hand in a curt.
"In short, since everyone has no different opinions, our sect has been officially established."
The proprietress raised her hand again: "After talking for a long time, your sect doesn't even have a name?" ”
"Of course there is a name, given that our purpose is to manage and use the IQ tax of foolish people......"
"Let's call it the Kyushu IQ Tax Administration."
"What kind of curious name do I rely on!?"
"Isn't it very majestic to refer to the Smart Taxation Bureau as a shortcoming?"
"Majestic! Embarrassment, okay!? ”
"Of course, the name of the Smart Taxation Bureau is avant-garde, so it is only used internally by the top management, and it is called Zhijiao externally."
"Still weird!?"
"Tsk, I can't tell someone with an IQ like you, so let's applaud first."
There was an awkward round of applause in the room.
After a moment, the proprietress put down her hand and sighed: "Congratulations on taking the risk of being killed by the Torture Elder and going down the mountain to set up your own cult organization, and then what?" What are these two going to do? ”
As she spoke, the girl stretched out her hand and pointed to the two prisoners of war from the Seven Star Gate beside her, causing the two of them to be covered in a cold sweat, for fear of being killed and killed.
Fortunately, Wang Lu did not have killing intent, but said with a smile: "Next, it is enough to further enrich our talent team......
As he spoke, he looked at the old whore and the foggy flying flower.
The proprietress was stunned for a while, and asked incredulously: "Wang Lu, don't you mean to ...... these two people?" ”
The old prostitute and Wu Feihua also widened their eyes in surprise - although they had already seen that Wang Lu had no murderous intent, they always thought that the death penalty could be avoided and the living crime could not be escaped, and now it seems that it is ...... Is this the rhythm of the little brother?
"Heh, these two people are both old men of the Seven Star Gate, although their cultivation is low and the foundation is poor, they are also immortal monks after all, and they are still okay as laborers, so they don't need to be in vain
"Hmph, whatever you want." The proprietress was obviously not interested in Wang Lu's business.
Hearing these words, countless thoughts rose in the hearts of the old lewd and Wu Feihua, but neither of them dared to speak, for fear that the other party would turn his face and behead him.
Wang Lu said with a smile: "Hehe, you two don't have to be afraid, although I have a feud with the Seven Star Gate, as long as you can abandon the darkness and turn to the light, I will not blame the past, in the future, as the backbone of my sect, you will do your best, and all kinds of welfare will only be better than those Seven Star Gate." ”
The two laughed together, nodded stiffly, and quickly calculated the gains and losses in their hearts, but they couldn't figure it out...... However, anyway, now that they are prisoners, Wang Lu said that the sun came out of the west, and they could only nod.
Seeing that these two people had such an attitude, Wang Lu smiled slightly, the new young man is not loyal enough...... But it doesn't matter.
As a leader, especially as a leader, the most important thing is to lead the team, and the way to lead the team......
That night, when leading the team to leave the county order courtyard, Wang Yan talked to the old prostitute and Wu Feihua separately to improve morale.
He listed three benefits to the old prostitute He Yun, so as not to penetrate the other party's heart defense in an instant, and accept him as a loyal dog.
"First of all, although my cultivation realm is not high, my background can't be compared to you, even if I have only been in cultivation for more than two years, but the knowledge I have obtained in the Five Absolute Realms of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance, even if you have exhausted a hundred years of work, you can't compare."
The old prostitute smiled bitterly: "That's true...... I have practiced for a hundred years, and the core exercises are just a patchwork of seven-star techniques, and even the middle-grade exercises are rare to see, but the disciples of the famous sects are looking through the high-grade exercises in the mountain gate and treat them as if they were idle, which is really ......"
"Don't envy the top-grade exercises, I really gave it to you, and with your qualifications as a miscellaneous spiritual root, you can't cultivate a famous ...... But even if it is a low-grade exercise, there are suitable and unsuitable points, when you were originally practicing in the Wanxian League sect, the compatibility between the spiritual root and the exercise was unsatisfactory, but after you were expelled from the master's door, the practice of building the foundation was cut off, and you had to use the Seven Star Formula to make do, this compatibility plummeted, not to mention the thorns on the road ahead, and your original foundation was also wasted a lot, right? ”
The old whore was even more silent.
"However, I happen to have a few exercises in my hands that are suitable for the Miscellaneous Spirit Root, and I dare not say how high the cultivation level can be for you, after all, it is much stronger than the current half-dead virtue. As long as you do things well, I can give you these exercises. ”
The old whore was moved at that time.
"Secondly, you are nothing more than a six-star elder in the Seven Star Gate, and your power is limited, but when I am employing people now, you are the deputy head of this tax bureau, that is, the deputy sect leader of the Zhi Sect."
"Heh, the bureau seat is in love, why don't you dare to be ashamed."
"There's nothing you don't dare to do, the sect is just starting out, everything is waiting to be enjoyed, someone has to do things, and those who can do things have to be familiar with you and your wife. Count on a crappy proprietress and a fat boy who can't even run an inn, and the church will be finished. ”
Hearing the evaluation of the proprietress, the old lewd was frightened and did not dare to respond at will.
"And the few of us going down the mountain are nothing more than mountain gate training, it is impossible to stay under the mountain for a lifetime, this sect has developed to a certain extent...... Hey, there's nothing wrong with making you, the deputy sect leader, the executive deputy sect leader. ”
Although the concept of the so-called executive deputy is still unfamiliar, how can the old whore not understand the meaning? My heart moved again.
"Thirdly, you Qixingmen, a small sect that does not enter the stream, is at most making waves in a remote place. changed to a real feng shui treasure, such as the rich mansions and even the capital of the Ming Kingdom, do you dare to infiltrate it? Possible to infiltrate? If you dare to show your head, there will be a sect of the Ten Thousand Immortals League that will crush you! But I have the background of the Spirit Sword Sect, who would dare to provoke me in an ordinary sect? At least in Cangxi Prefecture, the background of this Spirit Sword Sect is absolute strength! ”
"Wait, Lord Bureau, could it be that the Spirit Sword Sect ...... Will you be allowed to play the signboard of the mountain gate? ”
"Nonsense, of course it's not allowed, let the Elder in charge of punishment know it, a heavenly tribulation thunder strikes down, I don't care, you will definitely be wiped out!"
"What the hell am I going to do!?"
"So we can't blatantly play the signboard, we still need to keep a low profile, the Jiong Sword Sect is just a hole card, but if there is a hole card, your confidence in doing things is different, understand? Wangjia Village is just a trivial stop along the way in Wuhou County, and even the capital of the host province is not our destination. Open your eyes, in Cangxi Prefecture, there are many countries that are stronger and richer than the Ming Kingdom! ”
After these words, the old lewd stick was not only excited, but his blood was boiling.
How long has it been since this experience of being moved by ideals? Since being expelled from the mountain gate and living in the red dust of Kyushu, the old prostitute has been ignorant and passable most of the time, but after talking to Wang Lu today, he suddenly found the meaning of his existence.
It's not just a double cultivation with the prodigal girl next to him who only has bigger breasts and a more charming face, but has no noble temperament at all...... With the size of Cangxi Prefecture, I don't know how many famous female cultivators! Previously, he was just an insignificant bottom of the immortal cultivation realm, and in the words of the bureau, he was a silk. But now it's different! If he succeeds in his career in the future, hey, I'm afraid that those beautiful nuns will line up to make him happy!
Wang Lu impressed the old lewd He Yun with three advantages, and also used similar theories to impress the old prostitute's Taoist Wu Feihua, Ms. Feihua quickly realized that if he followed the bureau to work hard, if he had a successful career in the future, hey, those stunning male cultivators are all sister's Ding Furnace Hahaha!
Alas, in fact, the conditions of the bureau are good, young, at the intersection of youth and youth, handsome and handsome, and good temperament - when he is not speaking. What's more important is that the future is great, and Yuanyang is here!
It's a pity that there is that fierce flat-chested woman here, and it is probably not her turn to eat this piece of meat.
But so what? Misty Flying Flower is extremely satisfied with the future!
In this way, the structure of the Kyushu IQ Tax Administration has basically taken shape.
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