"Idiot, I'm here to save you!"

Xizhu said in a deep voice, and then carefully looked at the surrounding situation, and found that the two guys who first found themselves in the distance were still looking towards him from time to time.

Xi Zhu scolded secretly in his heart, everything he had planned was now startled, and I am afraid it will not be so easy to succeed.

But the joy on the big fat face after listening to Xizhu's words was revealed again, and then his expression became a little more excited, but when he also looked around with Xizhu, he quickly poured a basin of cold water on himself.

This is the barracks of the Qixian County Army, and it is not easy to rely on the two of them to get out of trouble.

"Boss...... So what do we do now?"

Big Fat frowned and whispered again.

"Now......"

Xizhu thought about it, and simply continued to lie on the ground and pillowed his hands behind his head, and his face was not as nervous as Da Fat, but he said with some idleness: "Sleep now!"

"What?"

Da Fat was stunned for a moment, looking at Xizhu's nonchalant expression, but he was already sleepy now.

I slept heavily just now, and I thought that everything during the day was a big dream, but when I didn't want to return to reality, I was once again uneasy in my heart.

"I knew earlier, I knew that I should have run faster that day, and now it's better to ......"

Hearing that the big fat began to complain, Xizhu, who was lying on the ground with his eyes closed and thinking, suddenly asked, "They didn't embarrass you, did they?"

"Not really, it's just ......"

Big Fat thought about it and stopped, and always seemed to feel that something was not right.

"But what?"

Xizhu's eyes opened, and then he frowned;

"But after we were brought back today, everyone registered, including our household registration information, and if any of us escaped, the county magistrate's subordinates would also arrest us according to this information!"

Da Fat said hesitantly, Xizhu's face changed suddenly after hearing this, and then he quickly sat up from the ground and looked back at Da Fat.

"You've said it all?"

Xizhu asked, perhaps having guessed the result when he opened his mouth, because Da Fat was not as clever as him.

"It's all said!"

Sure enough, Da Fat looked at Xizhu, maybe he also figured out that he shouldn't have told his life history so clearly, and now I'm afraid he can only honestly join the army.

After listening to what Da Fat said, Xizhu slammed the ground with both hands, and finally showed a trace of anger on his face, but soon became a look of hating iron but not steel.

"Even if we say it, we can't go to the army, it's not over!"

Xizhu said that he has also heard some rumors recently, it is said that a lot of people died in the war a few days ago, and I am afraid that only two or three of the ten guys who were dragged to fight in the army can come back alive.

"Do you know where your registered stuff was probably sent?"

Xizhu, who was worried, thought about it for a while and then continued to ask, thinking about giving it a try, after all, how could he know that kind of thing was fat, but what he didn't expect was that this guy didn't seem to be useless.

"This ...... During the day, we were registered at the county magistrate's office, as if it were ...... It seems that they said that they were going to give the county magistrate an order, and when the time came, we would send a certain amount of comfort money according to each person's household registration after sending them away according to the registered information. ”

Before the big fat finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something and said: "By the way, when I separated from my father, I saw that my father and they seemed to be still arguing, and he is okay now?"

He ...... He has already returned to Dazhu Village, and now he ...... It's okay!"

Xizhu continued to lie on the ground with his hands on his head, quietly looking at the moon in the sky, he was waiting for an opportunity, and at the same time planning everything next.

But he knew very well that although his sudden appearance had been fooled by himself, others had noticed him, and it was not so easy to get out.

Seeing this, the big fat on the side did not continue to speak, and lay down side by side like Xizhu......

The night gradually passed, and it was probably not long before the sun rose, and many people finally couldn't stay up, and they also lay down on the ground and fell asleep slowly, and the soldiers who were on the night vigil now began to lean together in twos and threes, forcibly fighting their spirits.

Suddenly, there were bursts of footsteps and noisy words, and Xizhu, who was sleeping in a daze, was suddenly awakened, and he saw another group of soldiers walking in from the entrance gate, it was the county soldiers who had changed shifts.

He pushed the big fat next to him with his hand, and found that this guy fell asleep again, and there were many people who were also awakened at this time, but this big fat was always sleeping very deeply, as if he didn't care about his situation at all.

After pushing harder twice, the fat purring sound finally became quieter, and he slowly woke up again.

"Boss, why are you, I just had a dream......"

The big fat was confused, his face showed a moment of confusion, but when he saw Xizhu, he began to talk nonsense again.

Seeing the big fat reaction, Xizhu in front of him was stunned again, and then stared at him in a daze, as if he was staring at some novel guy.

didn't wait for Xizhu to speak, and after Da Fat looked around again, his face suddenly changed, and he scolded again: "Damn, it's not a dream!"

"Say no more!"

Xizhu looked disgusted, and soon his attention fell on the crowd around him, he found that the two soldiers who had been staring at him before might have been staring at him for too long, and after thinking that he had no problem, he also began to relax his vigilance, and they also happened to be replaced during the change of guard.

Xizhu was overjoyed, and suddenly heard a rooster crowing again, looking at the sky, his brows were furrowed, and after all the soldiers finished changing guards, the sky in the east had already appeared a trace of fish white.

"Let's go to the bathroom!" Xizhu said;

"But I'm not in a hurry, am I?"

The big fat said casually, but his words made Xizhu stunned again, and the look on his face became more and more ugly, and he even began to wonder if he should come here this time.

"You're not in a hurry, I'm in a hurry!"

Xizhu said coldly, at this time, the big fat seemed to have reacted and understood what Xizhu meant, so he slowly got up and followed.

"What are you two doing!"

At this time, the newly arrived county army next to them also noticed Xizhu's movements, and began to shout loudly from afar.

"We have diarrhea!"

Xizhu turned around and quickly leaned side by side with Da Fat, squeezing out an uncomfortable look on his face, Da Fat saw Xizhu's reaction, and he also knew that he probably had some ghost ideas.

Listening to Xizhu say the words "us" again, he also understood the meaning, and also covered his stomach with his hands and began to squeeze his eyebrows.

"Diarrhea?

The county army who came over quickly said suspiciously, and then looked at Xizhu and Da Fat.

Seeing the other party's suspicion, the expression on Xizhu's face became more exaggerated, and the big fat on the side was even more bitter, as if everything was true, and even in order to be more realistic, the guy forced a loud fluttering sound.

This time, not only the county army, but even Xizhu was stunned and stared at the big fat and covered his nose with his hand, maybe he still thought that his son could be taught.

"Master Jun, I really can't hold it back!" said this time as a big fat man;

"This ...... You can go, but you have to go one by one!"

Of course, the county army is not stupid, looking at Xizhu and Da Fat, after thinking about it, he turned around and signaled that another county soldier next to him also came over.

"You take him to the thatched house, remember to stare me to death, and you must not let this guy play tricks!"

"Yes!"

The county army nodded, Xizhu was happy on his face, but his right hand quietly reached behind his back and made a gesture to Da Fat, and then he was about to walk forward.

"No...... Wait a minute, you stay, let the fat man go first!"

Suddenly, another burst of words fell, and the soldier also understood the meaning, and walked in front of the big fat, the big fat face was ugly, and Xizhu turned his eyes and screamed all of a sudden, pretending to be more and more presentable.

"You...... Hurry up!"

He looked back at Da Fat, his face was already crowded, if it wasn't for the fact that he had grown up with him, maybe Da Pang would have believed him.

Seeing Xizhu's reaction, the soldier's face showed a smug look and his vigilance relaxed a lot, seeing that Da Fat and the soldier walked towards the direction of the toilet together, Xizhu hesitated for a moment and then hugged his stomach again, and actually squatted down in place.

After a while, no one came back, and the look on Xizhu's face became more and more uncomfortable, and he was about to reach out to untie his pants.

"No, no, no military master, I can't help it, just let me solve it here!"

Xizhu squatted on the ground and looked back at the soldiers behind him, how ugly and ugly the look on his face was.