Chapter 1: The same-looking routines
"Zhen Xi, wake up. ”
The beautiful girl on the bed slapped away the person next to her who told her to get up, and simply said: "Get out, don't disturb the old lady to sleep......"
The unknown suspended object next to him held up his translucent tail, leaned into Zhen Xi's ear, and said
Zhen Xi ...... The novel you're chasing has been updated......"
"Gan!" Zhen Xi was full of energy when he heard this, and immediately bounced up from the bed and said, "That dog thing still knows the update! I thought she was a eunuch!"
As soon as the words fell, Zhen Xi was stunned in a strange posture......
Note that this is a position that suddenly receives an irreversible blow on the way to spring, and children must not imitate it.
She looked around left and right, and after confirming that she was not dazzled, she looked at the dyed ink floating around in the room very "kindly", and said, "Where did you stupid x god get me again?
Just this room, this furnishings, this blue and white porcelain......
Wait! Blue and white porcelain!
"No, this is not the Forbidden City. Dye Mo narrowed his eyes and smiled slightly, and explained very brightly: "Xiao Zhen Zhen, you must not have imagined that this is the world of 'the king of the palace's little wife's thief and his mother spoils me'! I didn't expect it! I took you to wear a book!"
"Not surprised! Not surprised! Not happy!"
Zhen Xi's face darkened, and then she clenched her fists, and the bone joints gradually made a "click" sound, she smiled slightly, and her whole face was filled with the breath of "JOJO".
With this full emotion, she directly picked up a fist and smashed it on the dyed ink face, and then followed by a neat hug and fall, after a set of smooth and inappropriate operations for children, she grabbed the stupid X hair and threatened: "The old lady doesn't want to wear a book, quickly find a way to get me back, otherwise I will break your dog's head!"
"Eldest sister, you have already beaten, what's the point of saying this, wait...... Wait a minute, we have something to say, why bother with our hands and feet!"
Zhen Xi clamped the head of the dyed ink with the scissors and said loudly: "The gentleman can't move his mouth! And I'm not interested in being a heroine!"
As we all know, the heroine of "The Little Wife of the Palace: The King and the Thief Spoil Me" is either driving or on the way to drive...... This kind of book that relies on onomatopoeia verbs to cultivate feelings looks very cool, but it is not cool to wear it!
"Who said I wanted you to be the heroine. Dye Mo struggled out from between Zhen Xi's legs, and said, "Don't you always complain that the IQ of the female supporting role is too low, so what you are wearing this time is the female supporting role." ”
"Which female supporting role?" Zhen Xi gasped: "It won't be that female supporting role......
"Yes. Dye Mo smiled proudly: "It's the female partner whose IQ is so low that she plays herself to death - Lan Xiangxiang, our great journey this time is to save them! ”
"Stimulate a yo-yo!" Zhen Xi looked at Dye Mo in disbelief and said, "You let me walk through to get a box lunch?"
Dye Mo explained proudly: "How come, isn't your IQ still there, as long as you don't OOC, you can operate it casually, and for convenience, the orchid fragrance in the book will be renamed Zhen Xi...... Isn't it sweet?"
"Intimate your uncle!" Zhen Xi threw all the quilt pillows he could touch on his dyed ink face in one breath, and said, "You stupid x, let me go back!"
"Hey~ I'm very sorry, I don't have enough mana, and I can't wear it back at the moment. Dye Mo smiled: "If you want to get out, you must complete the tasks on the system scroll and improve my mana, so you just stay here honestly, do the tasks leisurely, and save the poor IQ of the female partner by the way~"
"Let me think about it, are you floating, or am I unable to hold the knife?"
Just as Zhen Xi was about to use his fist to help Dye the ink "restore mana", the voice of a servant suddenly came from the door.
"Miss Zhen Xi, it's time to get up and change your clothes, don't forget to attend the banquet in Prince Heng's Mansion today. ”
Banquet?
Zhen Xi glanced at the dyed ink hatefully, and said, "I'm not interested, don't go, get out!"
[OOC warning: The female supporting Zhen Xi will not refuse the invitation of the male protagonist, please go to the appointment immediately, otherwise you will enter the punishment mechanism......]
"Okay, dyeing ink, you're quite good at playing!" Zhen Xi once again stretched out his claws to dyed ink, but that hand passed through the dyed ink body completely.
This is...... What's going on.
"Xiao Zhen Zhen, don't be afraid. Dye Mo smiled softly and said, "I just don't have enough mana, and I may have to disappear for a while......"
"You...... Wait, are you serious about your lack of mana?"
The body of the dyed ink was gradually becoming transparent, he poked Zhen Xi's face, and said, "Poke the system, you can see the scroll, don't worry, I will always be your patron saint, come on~"
"Damn!
[Reminder, please answer as soon as possible, otherwise the system will directly enter the punishment mode]
Zhen Xi patted his head and replied helplessly: "I do"
[System prompt, this is an ancient novel, please don't speak English]
"I'll go!!, can't the old lady go!"