Just when Xiao Xiao was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, Zhou Hu looked at her coldly standing on the grass barefoot, and a pair of white and tender little feet were still wet. This guy was stunned for a moment, and said hehehe: "I said the girl of the Zhuge family, you don't wash your feet in the fish pond in the future, it is said that my second dog brother raises these fish are very expensive, if you are smoked to death by your stinky feet, you will lose a lot of money." Of course, it's nothing if we die a few of them, but I'm afraid that all the fish in this pond will be smoked by you, and then our brothers will have to hide under the wall and cry. ”

Zhuge Xiaoxiao is now mad, his plump chest trembles with the heavy breathing, and Zhou Hu, the big head staring at the people, also nods up and down with the people's knots.

Finally, he was a little furious, picked up a sandal on the ground and flew over according to Zhou Hu. But because of the lack of strength, the crystal sandals were grabbed by Zhou Hu with one hand. The kid put the sandals in front of his nose and sniffed them, and said with a smile: "Girl, I'm relieved this time, you can wash your feet in the fish pond, don't say it, your little feet don't smell at all, and they are fragrant?" After saying that, the thief lewdly stretched out his big tongue and made a licking motion.

Zhuge Xiaoxiao trembled, held back his tears and did not fall, and turned around barefoot without saying a word and walked towards the courtyard.

Zhou Hu regretted it a little, but he didn't think that this girl couldn't help but laugh at all, so he shouted loudly in the back: "Hey, Xiaoxiao, why are you really angry?" I'm messing around with you. ”

But Xiaoxiao still didn't look back, and went straight to the yard and into the kitchen.

Anyway, Zhou Yu and Qingqing were cooking a happy dinner at this time, but they didn't expect to walk in with a calm face. The eyes were still red, which startled the two of them.

"What's wrong with you, little? Hey. Why are you still barefoot, where are your shoes? ”

It's okay that Qingqing doesn't lift his shoes. As soon as he mentioned the shoes, Xiaoxiao suddenly remembered Zhou Hu's licking action just now, and couldn't help gritting his teeth and said, "Qingqing, haven't you eaten human flesh?" Today I treat you to eat! After saying that, he grabbed a kitchen knife from the board and went out.

The full moon is overflowing, and the bright moon on the 14th day of the lunar calendar sprays thousands of cyan rays of light to illuminate Phoenix Mountain. The wind is affectionate, the wildflowers are smiling, and the crickets in the bushes are still chirping.

The female man Zhuge is barefoot, holding a kitchen knife and gritting her teeth, walking in this intoxicating moonlight. The mischievous wind blew her hair like silk; The intoxicating fragrance of smiling wildflowers fills her around.

looked at the big kitchen knife in the hand of the female man opposite. Zhou Hu was ready to run away at any time, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked with difficulty: "Small~Small, what do you want to do~ What do you want to do?" You don't want to help me pick rabbit ~ rabbit skin, right? ”

"Rabbit skin? This girl is going to peel you today! If you kid is a gentleman, give it to me, if I don't cut you with a knife, I'll wipe my neck myself, I'll let you bully me! ”

Zhou Hu was indeed frightened, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Oh, my aunt, don't think about it, be calm, you must be calm." You put the knife down first, let's have something to say, okay? ”

"Okay, Zhou Hu, if you're a gentleman, don't talk so much nonsense, you come down and we'll settle the grievances today."

The mountain breeze is blowing. The surrounding trees occasionally have a few fallen leaves, and Zhuge Xiaoxiao, who is dressed in black, has white little feet, holding a large iron kitchen knife with a cold light. Like a night elf, he walked towards Zhou Hu step by step.

Zhou Hu shuddered and slapped the two donkeys under him vigorously. Crying and mourning, he said: "Second brother, the wind is tight." Why don't you hurry up? ”

But the second donkey didn't seem to hear him, and still stood there stupidly. Zhou Hu was really anxious, looking at this girl's momentum, this is really going to be cut, so he tugged the mane of the second donkey and wanted to turn the donkey's head and run, but he was held down by a pair of big hands.

"Who the hell~" Zhou Hu looked back and saw that the person who was holding him was Brother Ergou, and at this time, Qingqing also ran to Xiaoxiao and persuaded him.

"Brother Ergou, let go quickly, that girl is really here, I have to run away quickly, if it's too late, it is estimated that my life will be gone." Zhou Hu was about to cry.

"Huzi, do you still know that Lu Dao is still afraid? Tell me why you, a big man, always bully a girl? Still shameless? ”

Brother Ergou, misunderstanding, it's really a misunderstanding, how do I know that this girl can't help but be funny? And he's a fucking woman, and if she's not happy, she dares to play with you with a kitchen knife. Oh my god, it scared the hell out of me. By the way, I won't tell you, that girl is coming up again, and I have to run for my life. After saying that, he wanted to pull out his hand and run away on a donkey.

But no matter how hard he tries, Zhou Yu just won't let go.

Seeing Zhou Hu in a hurry as if he was going to be chased and killed, Zhou Yu was about to laugh in his heart, but for the sake of his brother's happiness, he had to pretend at this time.

So he said earnestly: "Huzi, we are a gentleman, we can't let people look down on us, since it is not a way to escape if you make a mistake, let's not run today, and then admit your mistake with Xiaoxiao, then the girl will let you go as soon as she is happy." ”

"Brother Ergou, do you think it can be done? Don't wait until that girl's six relatives don't recognize and spray your blood again, do you want to think that your brother fell into your arms, can you live in your heart? So I think it's safer to run. ”

Zhou Yu really wanted Xiaoxiao to give this kid a knife, but at this time, this kid still dared to play tricks, isn't it a beating?

As he spoke, Zhuge Xiaoxiao had already walked over accompanied by Qingqing, but the knife in his hand was still clenched.

Zhou Hu saw that he couldn't run, so he smiled wryly, and said to Xiaoxiao with a big face: "That Xiaoxiao, I was joking with you just now, I usually have no hobbies, so I just have to fight with people and raise the bar, don't go to your heart."

Besides, you see how good-looking you are, what's that called? Oh yes, beauty and wisdom are equally important, do you think you can be as knowledgeable as me? I said Woman, you can dissipate your anger and let me go, I still have an old lady in his eighties and parents in his fifties at home, and they are still counting on me to support my old age. ”

Seeing the tall and sturdy Zhou Hu nodding and admitting his mistake to himself, Zhuge Xiaoxiao's heart softened a little, and when he heard the last two sentences, he finally couldn't help it, and laughed out loud.

may feel that he was smiling a little out of place, and Zhuge Xiaoxiao's pretty face immediately sank again. After slashing twice in the air with the knife in his right hand, he felt his momentum come up again, and then said with a tiger face: "You are still so dishonest with a dead pot cover, you say that you apologize to Lu?" I have to continue to play foreign. This girl is not a bandit, nor is she a bandit, so the woman is exempt.

While Zhou Yu and Qingqing are also here, you kid will make a statement for me, will you bully me in the future? ”

Zhou Hu saw that there was a life in this matter, and his life seemed to be saved, so he quickly nodded and said: "Oh, my aunt, where do I dare, this time because there is a kitchen knife in the kitchen, if there was a shotgun in my second dog's house, it is estimated that I would have been shot and died by now." ”

Zhuge Xiaoxing's eyes glared at him and said, "Hey, what are you talking nonsense, you and I are as tiger as you, and when you see a shotgun, you greet people?" No, you have a problem with this attitude, and you have to continue to strengthen criticism and self-criticism.

By the way, what are you going to do to me in the future? ”

Zhou Hu is about to cry, is it so torturous? What else will I do with you? Of course, it is to cherish life and stay away from the small.

But he didn't dare to say this, and after the end, he made countless poisonous oaths, and signed countless unequal treaties with Xiaoxiao verbally, Xiaoxiao put down the kitchen knife and let Qingqing accompany him to find shoes.

After Xiaoxiao and Qingqing left, Zhou Hu wiped his sweat and said to Zhou Yu: "Brother Ergou, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, the girl of the Zhuge family looks beautiful, elegant and generous, I didn't expect it to be a female man, I was really scared to death just now, and I won't dare to provoke this girl in the future." Good fellow, I want to swing a knife at every turn, and my little heart is still beating "thump". ”

Zhou Yu smiled, and secretly said that this guy finally has someone to fear, but Huzi should really find a girlfriend to take care of his temperament. (To be continued......)