"Hey, son, how's it going? How about meeting this person today? Feeling out of place? The voice of my mother came from the mobile phone attached to my ear, anxious and slightly expectant.

I looked at my surroundings, the busy crowds and passing cars, "No, it feels like Sister Lin!" ”

"That's good, the weak and boneless pear blossom with the rain, it's quite suitable for you!"

"What's suitable, she's Lin Daiyu-type, but unfortunately her face hit the ground first when she fell!"

"Oh, you said you kid, why don't you let adults worry, it's more than twenty people, it's so hard to find a partner, you said that when you were in middle school, the whole class was in early love, you were single, you can fall in love when you go to college, but you're good, you haven't found a girlfriend for four years, you said can you let your mother save some heart......!" My mother began to complain.

I sighed, who said I didn't want to find a girlfriend, I dreamed of finding it, but can people take a fancy to me? How the song is sung: The one I love she has flown away / The one who loves me she hasn't come to ...... yet. It is said that our post-80s generation is a copy of our parents, and love has returned to the blind date era, but I have been on a blind date for eight times, and I didn't see a suitable one, either I don't look down on others or people don't look down on me, do you say it's so difficult to find your other half? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't play mahjong, even if I'm not a 'four good youth', I'm still an 'affordable man', isn't it? "Okay Mom, let me solve my own business, don't worry about it!"

"Let me not worry about it? Look at Xiao Zhou next door to our house, you two were classmates in elementary school, but now? Other people's sons can make soy sauce, what about you? Do you think I can stop worrying? ……”

"Stop, ......stop, stop, Mom, your son is not young, don't worry about it if you can solve your own affairs, okay? I'll do it myself! "I hung up the phone after I finished speaking, and if I didn't hang up again, my mother could say a graduation thesis, titled "On My Son's Son, What is It, I Can't Find a Girlfriend".

Depressed!

There were no extra pedestrians on the street, and in the late autumn season, it was not my turn to have the leisure to roll the road alone, and the sun was shining warmly on me overhead, and I looked back at the teahouse I had just walked out, and the signboard in front of the door was swaying like a demonstration, leaving no room for negotiation at all, as if the beautiful woman just now:

- "How much do you earn in a year?" Do you own a house? Is it a mortgage or full payment? ”

- "Do you think you're sure you'll make me happy if I marry you?" ”

- "I heard that you graduated from college, which university is it?" Tsinghua? Or Peking University? ”

- "What is your career plan in 10 years?" ”

……

One question after another is like a snowball, and the tea in front of me is becoming more and more like a huge waterhole in my eyes, and I can't wait to throw it into it at once, even if I can't drown, at least I can pass out, and I don't have to face so many real problems. While the beautiful woman was going to the bathroom, I hurriedly said to the introducer, 'I don't think it's appropriate' and rushed out of the teahouse. The world is so big, is there really no other half of me?!

Looking at the time on my phone, it's just over half past ten in the morning, what am I doing at this time of day? Go to bed? Or surf the Internet? I looked around and saw that a very faceless Internet café appeared in front of me, and since it was still early, it was better to go to the Internet for a while.

The air in the Internet café was foul, mixed with the heavy smell of sweat from men and the shallow smell of women, and the indescribable smell of various cigarettes mixed together. I threw ten bucks at the bar, grabbed a data card, and headed for the free machine. To be honest, the beauty at the bar just now is very in line with my aesthetics, but if I am really looking for a girlfriend, I still can't have this kind of girl, at least I won't let my girlfriend run to this kind of mixed place to work, I can't stand just those YY eyes.

Open QQ, friends are not online, open mailbox, didn't receive new emails, go to the forum, oh my God, meow, penguins....... As an atypical post-80s generation, there are only a few forum communities I like, and every time I come up and watch others moaning without illness, I can't help but laugh, and I always feel that it can't be my turn to carry such a little back, but today it's really my turn, and I can't laugh if I want to. I posted a post casually, posting my experience just now, and after a while, there were countless people who replied to the post, some scolded me, some sympathized with me, some came out to play soy sauce, some passed by to see the excitement, and even said that their experience was the same as mine, and they were already disheartened, if I didn't mind, I would just do GAY with him, which would not only solve the shadow of the blind date between the two but also solve the physiological problems of the two people!!

Bah, what kind of world is this? I think I'm Ran Keke is a seven-foot man with hot blood and square steel, and I'm also a big man with a normal psychology and body, and the desires and pursuits of ordinary people, no matter how I say that the weapons in my lower body also have normal uses, to be GAY? Even if I do, I can't be GAY, at least I have to retain a little bit of the dignity of being a man. People can get 419 when they see a netizen, and I have been staying here for more than 20 years, who will believe it?!

I closed the web page viciously,Close my eyes and rest,After a while, just as I was about to get up and leave,QQ came from the sound of a message,I opened my eyes and looked at the monitor,A fox in the friend bar is flashing rapidly,It's the iron son I grew up with since I was a child-Sun Qi。 I gently clicked on the dialog:

Sun Qi: Where is it? How was the blind date today? Is it a beauty?

Me: Alas~! Don't mention it, it's really depressing!

Sun Qi: What's the matter? Have someone cook it?

Me: When I meet a material woman, I'm going crazy!

Sun Qi: What? Does she want a house, a car, or a ticket? Did you ask if you wanted children? Ha Lu Ha ......!

Me: Knowingly! Alas~! You said that it would be better if we lived in ancient times, with three wives and four concubines, we didn't have to worry about a house, a car, and a ...... for children's milk powder money!

Sun Qi: If you really lived in ancient times, you would know the troubles of the ancient people. Okay, okay, aren't you depressed, where are you now? Let's find a place to drink a little wine, get drunk to relieve a thousand sorrows, and when you get drunk, you won't worry about anything!

Me: Okay, it's been a long time since we've had a drink together, so let's have a good time this time!

Sun Qi: Then it's in the 'alley deep' on the corner of Qingming Street, I'll wait for you, hurry up!

Me: Okay, no problem, I'll go now.

I turned off the computer and stood up and walked to the bar, only on for more than an hour, the beauty quickly got the change back, when I went out, I couldn't help but look at her again, even if I can't be a girlfriend, YY is also very cool, at least it can satisfy my dirty heart, uh no, it's a heart that loves beauty!

Walking out of the Internet café, a breath of fresh air came to my face, like a spring breeze. I looked up at the sun, and what was supposed to be blue was now gray-blue, like I was wearing a layer of light-colored sunglasses. I carefully identified the location, here is not very far from Qingming Street, walking in the past at most 20 minutes, as a good young man who has already crossed the new world, walking is already a luxury, the opportunity is not easy to come by, this time is just right, so I didn't say a word and didn't think about it and walked forward, it was a walk to exercise.

The phone rang in my pocket, I knew that it was Sun Qi, he had always been like this since he was a child, every time the two of us did the same thing, he always finished it before me, and then watched me do it anxiously next to him, there was a look of wanting to grab it and finish it with my own hands, and in fact, it was indeed he who helped me finish it every time, and I stood by and watched him do it.

"Hey." I pressed the answer button.

"Hey, Ran Ke, where are you now? Why hasn't it arrived yet? ”

I looked at the road in front of me, and then I crossed the intersection to Qingming Street, "It's not a rush to reincarnate, what are you in a hurry, it's going to be there soon, five minutes, just five minutes!" ”

"You think you can't hurry? I've been waiting for a long time. ”

"You said that you are in such a hurry every time, what's the use of being anxious, you can't walk step by step, and the child can't get it little by little!" A green light came up on the zebra crossing, and I started crossing the street.

"Hey, Ran Ke, what are you going to drink in the next few days? Qingdao or Yanjing? Why don't you have some two-pot head pads first? I've got you covered! ”

"I'm ......!" Before I could speak, I heard the screeching sound of brakes, I turned my head and saw a red truck whizzing towards me, followed by the frightened eyes of the driver and the screams of passers-by, I felt myself slowly soaring up and then slowly falling, I could feel the sound of bones breaking in my body, my eyes were red, someone was running towards me, and someone was talking to me without knowing what Lu Dao was saying, I still saw it. The sign of Qingming Street stood diagonally there, and Sun Qi ran towards me step by step, and I opened my mouth to say, 'Life is so fragile!' But the voice was: "Big brother, I'm walking on the zebra crossing......!" ”

……

Don't die, don't die, I'm still a fake virgin, I haven't even talked about love, wouldn't I be too sorry for my parents if I die like this, I'm sorry for my teachers and classmates, I'm sorry for my idol fans, I'm sorry I used a pencil eraser that has been made for N years, I'm sorry for ......!

Wait, what's that sound? Just as I was thinking crankily, I heard a burst of cries in my ears, and even though I had a splitting headache now, I could still hear the cries clearly, as if I had been wronged. Could it be that the legendary Hungry Ghost of Hell really exists? Could it be that I am now in the land of Yama, and what awaits me is the oil pot and the sword mountain? Boss, I don't know if I did anything bad in my last life, but I really haven't done anything bad in my life!

I wanted to open my confused eyes to see where they were, but I couldn't do as if I couldn't use any strength, and my eyes were closed as if they didn't belong to me.

The cry in my ears still came, and I felt no discomfort in my whole body except for the swelling of my head, but I still didn't understand why my eyes just didn't listen to me, and they didn't give me a single light.

Slowly, I found that the crying in my ears was very mixed, there were male and female voices, there were adults and children, and the crying was mixed with human voices, as if he was crusading against someone, saying all the nonsense such as "XXX you have suffered a thousand cuts", "Let's fight people" and so on, I remember when I used to watch TV, all the people shouted loudly when they arrived at the Yama Hall after they died, even if they were not unjustly killed, they had to make a confusion, and I also want to shout injustice now, but why can't I shout anything? I'm truly unjust!

I don't know how long it took me to feel like I was being lifted up and then put down again, and I felt like there was a fire around me, and I was covered with a thick quilt. I opened my eyes vigorously, and this time I saw a faint light.

The roof paved with yellow thatch, the thick beams, the appearance of a farmhouse around me, a quilt on my body, I actually saw the sun shining in through the simple window, outside the window was a golden rice field, gently dancing in the wind, and there was a 'cooing' rooster in the yard.

"Ran'er, you're awake!" As I looked around, a voice came from one direction, and as soon as I turned my head, I saw a woman in her thirties, dressed in simple clothes, with a pair of straw sandals on her feet, her head in a bun, her face covered with dust, and in her hand she was holding something like a dustpan, which was full of millet. The whole outfit is something I've never seen before, and there are seven points like the outfit of an extras in a costume drama.

I looked at her in a daze, without a hint of reaction.

"What's the matter, Ran'er, I don't know my mother?" The woman said anxiously, her voice mixed with a dialect that she couldn't tell out of nowhere, a little soft and a little soft.

What the? Mother? Wow, am I mistaken, how can I have such a young mother? It won't be a few years older than me, will it? I was so surprised that I almost fell asleep again.

"Still uncomfortable, Ran'er?" The woman stretched out her right hand and touched my forehead, and then looked at me with a distressed face, "In the future, you must not mess with the young master of the Liu family, they are big families, and there is a mansion Yin to support them, how can we ordinary people fight against others!" Seeing that I didn't speak, the woman continued to take care of herself, "You don't know what to do, you can frighten your mother these days, the eldest son of the Sun family next door has come to see you many times, I'm afraid you won't be able to survive, thank you Buddha Guanyin Bodhisattva, you finally woke up!" After speaking, he shouted outside the house: "Dad, Ran'er has woken up!" ”

In an instant, a broad-backed figure appeared in the doorway, and I tried to keep my eyes open to him, and it took me a long time to see his face vaguely.

The figure approached me, his face full of seriousness and unsmiling, the stubble at the corners of his mouth was as clean as if it had just been scraped, and the coarse cloth clothes on his body had been patched with a few patches, and the cuffs were worn out.

"What's the matter, Ran'er, call Dad, I don't even know Dad?" The woman whispered in my ear.

Father?

Now that my head is finally big, where am I? Is it hell? Or paradise? Why do I have a strange mother and a strange father by my side? Please, can anyone tell me?

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