The girl looked at her wallet in surprise, she really didn't know what was going on, how could her wallet be here, how could it be, and besides, this money ...... It doesn't seem right.

Fu Yun looked at her: "What's wrong?" ”

"This? …… How is it that my wallet is here, and how is it that the money is not less, but more? What's going on here? The girl said suspiciously.

Fu Yun said: "Hey, what do you care about him? If you don't lose anything, maybe the thief has stolen money all his life, and his conscience finds it, and when he is dying, he will be kind and do a little charity, which is also known! ”

"This ......" girl really has nothing to say, in the face of such a person, she really doesn't know what to say! ……

Thinking about it, she said, "Well, I'll invite you to dinner!" Now that she has money and a "profit", she decides to treat the boy who helped her to dinner.

Fu Yun smiled and said, "Okay, I can't ask for it, I'm hungry now!" …… Ah! Late, late......"

He screamed suddenly, and then ran away!

"Hey-" The girl watched him moan as he hurriedly ran away, and screamed, but Fu Yun didn't mean to stay at all, and ran away in a hurry.

The girl looked at this strange man in wonder and thought, "This person is really strange." ”

Suddenly, she also said "oops", "Suffer, suffer, it's late!" ”

She also hurried towards the school, and after running for a while, she suddenly thought of one more thing, she still didn't know the name of the boy?

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On this day, after lunch, Jiang Bing and Liu Meimei walked on the road hand in hand, the two of them talked and laughed with affection while walking, Jiang Bing was idle, so he told Liu Meimei a few jokes, several of which were like this:

Less breaking fees

The wife cried and said, "The woman next door is wearing exactly the same dress as the one I am wearing." The husband thoughtfully asked, "Do you want to make a new set?" The wife said, "Of course, it's cheaper than moving!" ”

What else do we want Dad for?

Child: "Mom, are we God-fed?" Mother: "Of course, dear. Child: "The gift was also given by God?" Mother: "Then I need to say." Child: "Then I don't understand, what else do we want Dad to do?" ”

Fear of sin is added to the first degree

A: "You are a well-known judge, why don't you learn some legal knowledge?" B: "I'm afraid!" A: "What are you afraid of?" B: "Knowing the law and breaking the law, the crime is increased by one degree." ”

Liu Meimei laughed a lot, and also told Jiang Bing a few jokes, and the joke she told was like this:

fishing

In a psychiatric hospital, a mentally ill person fishes in an empty fish tank every day. A nurse jokingly asked, "How many fish did you catch today?" The mentally ill suddenly jumped up and shouted, "You have something wrong with your brain, don't you see that it's an empty fish tank?" ”

Reward

The American soldier received a reward from Bush: If you catch an Iraqi soldier, you can get $100,000! So John and Tom began to search around Baghdad. After a few days of exhaustion, the two of them were exhausted, and they fell asleep on the ground.

When John woke up to find them surrounded by more than 500 armed Republican Guardsmen, he hurriedly woke Tom up and shouted, "Get up, we're making a fortune!" ”

evolve

Xiao Ming: "Do you know the way? My dad said that man was transformed from a monkey. "Big Dumb: "Nonsense, I don't believe it!! Xiao Ming: "It's true, my dad would never lie to me!! Dumb: "Oh? All right! Go back and ask your dad where he used to live. (To be continued......)