In a word, just a sentence, Zhou Yu immediately became a super fan of the sister-in-law who met for the first time. For the sake of the brother-in-law, dare to do it against her husband, this is a good sister-in-law.

Zhou Dabiao smiled and said flatteringly: "Wife, look at what you said, the third donkey is my own brother, who dares to touch him here?" I was joking with him. ”

Let's not talk about this, by the way, Ergouzi, you two came today to go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, right? If you have anything, tell your brother quickly, if you can do it, I will do it for you, if you can't do it, you can get out of here, think of another way, don't delay the matter. “

To be honest, Zhou Yu really doesn't want to say the purpose of coming today, it seems that Brother Da Biao's family is doing really well, and I heard Zhou Hu say that the sister-in-law is also from the town, where would people like to move from the town to the countryside? Isn't that embarrassing?

Coincidentally, Zhou Hu also had this idea, and this kid thought about it, he would rather be hard and tired than let Brother Biao's happy little life die like this, alas, he was born to work hard!

Because the brothers have the same thoughts, no matter how Zhou Biao asks the brothers, they all say that they miss the eldest brother, just come over to take a look, and there is nothing wrong.

Seeing that he really couldn't ask anything, Zhou Biao also gave up the idea of asking, and instead chatted happily with the two brothers.

Because Zhou Biao's repair shop was too busy, no less than five cars came in while the three brothers were talking, and the last Zhou Yu and his brothers would affect Brother Biao's business if they continued to chatter, so they both offered to leave.

They are all their own brothers, and they are really busy, so Zhou Dabiao did not keep them. and Zhao Qian sent the little brothers to the car.

"Husband, why do I think these two brothers should be looking for something with you today?" After returning to the store, Zhao Qian said to Zhou Dabiao.

"Not should, but for sure. Don't you see the dodgy eyes of the three donkeys? Hehe, it's really not good to lie to the third child. In this regard, the second child is still powerful, how stable do you think the second child is today? ”

Listening to her husband's arrangement of her brother, Zhao Qian couldn't help laughing, but she really liked these two little uncles, not to mention the talents, and they were all bold people, and they were very kind-hearted.

"Husband, it can't be that something happened in your village, this brother came over and called you for help, right? And then these two guys saw that you are so busy now, so people are embarrassed to say it? ”

"Looking for my help? How can I help? I'll tell you, you don't have to think so hard, as long as our second child doesn't speak. There won't be a big deal, and even if there were, he would definitely settle it. It is said that as long as Ergouzi stays in the village, there will be no major incidents in Zhoujia Village. ”

Although I didn't invite Brother Da Biao, the brothers are still very happy, what can be more important than Brother Da Biao's family?

"Brother Ergou, today I was so moved to see Brother Da Biao ignite the flame of a better life again, so I should do those two jobs myself, Brother Ergou, you have done a good job of Pheasant Ridge. When the time comes, our brothers will go to a well-off together. ”

"Three donkeys, how do I feel that Brother Da Biao doesn't seem to want to live anymore? Not really, right? Even the people in the whole world don't want to live, and Brother Biao promises to live happily. But the last two sentences of your sentence are still like that. We'll continue to look for this manpower problem, I'll help you deal with it for two days first, anyway, there hasn't been much work on the mountain lately. ”

Look at the sky, it's still early before noon. The brothers hadn't been to the town for a while, so they simply parked the car and walked around the territory.

That's a coincidence. Zhou Biao lives not far from the seed and fertilizer market, and the brothers involuntarily walked into the market after strolling around.

"Brother Ergou. Let's go see Lao Cao, I haven't seen that old boy for a while. I don't know if the guy's beard has been shaved off. ”

"Hahaha, okay, let's go see Lao Cao! This guy is quite interesting. ”

Walking along the aisle in the middle of the store, I didn't go far to see the old Cao Zheng in front of me with two customers in front of him with his arms open, and the expression was too exciting, a moment of heartache, a moment of eyebrows and smiles, and a moment of sadness and compassion, the last two people were stunned and walked happily with two large bags of seeds.

The brothers were stunned, this Lao Cao is definitely a talent, it's a fucking pity not to act in a movie.

Seeing that Zhou Yu and his brothers were coming, Cao Da Buddha hurriedly ran out of the store and stepped forward to come to two bear hugs.

Looking at the pile of fat meat that was trembling all over the body, and the two lumps on his chest were bigger than ordinary women, how many days would he be disgusted if he was hugged? So the two brothers hurriedly dodged away.

"Oh, two brothers, why do you look down on your brother? Damn, can you die if you hug it? ”

Zhou Hu pouted and said, "Brother Cao, you can't hug it, but you can be disgusted to death." You say that you are a seed seller, why can't you clean up your own points? It's also fucking dew, who would dare to buy seeds from you for a big girl and a little daughter-in-law? “

"Hey, hey, hey." Lord Cao smiled lewdly, and then said: "Brother Huzi, jealousy, you are naked jealous!" Don't say it, there are really a lot of women comrades who are good brothers.

Although we don't look good, can we say it? For this humble seed, brother, I can talk from the beginning of fertilization until it ejaculates or is ejaculated, but I can't tell it if I change someone. ”

Zhou Yu couldn't listen to it anymore, why did the words change when they reached this old boy's mouth? It's ejaculation and ejaculation, this is a seed, it's a fucking plant, it's good, it's good!

"Brother Cao, stop, I said you sell all plant seeds, right? Aren't all plants pollinating? Where does fertilization and ejaculation come from? I said, let's talk a little bit of music, can't we? Besides, that's all you and the big girl and the little daughter-in-law talking about? Aren't you a hooligan? ”

"Look, I'll just say that you two brothers look serious, but in fact they are two perverts. When you think about it, you think in a crooked way.

What happened to the plants? Aren't plants life? This is a very serious question, and I have carefully studied Darwin's "The Origin of Species", and I have summarized and summarized it. I think the central idea of that book is that all the acts of reproducing the next generation are ejaculation and being ejaculated, even if it is male and female, it is self-inflicted! ”

"I'll you!" After listening to Lord Cao's understanding of life, the two brothers vomited wildly.

"Okay, Brother Cao. My brother obeyed, and now I understand what it means to 'God has the virtue of a good life'. You, the number of people, if God doesn't make a thunderbolt to death, you do have the virtue of a good life. Zhou Yu said with a black line on his face.

Cao Da Buddha smiled, and it was easy to hold his stomach and not vomit out. It's not easy to say that it's not easy for me, and the result of meeting this brother is either that I am disgusting to death or that I am buried to death by his brother, so in order to protect myself, I have to start first! You must wait until they are gone before spitting it out, otherwise this person will lose a lot of hair.

"By the way, Lao Cao, you are not a big boss, hurry up and find a woman to marry yourself out, in other words, you are a person who has no woman to care, and it is easy to cause harm to society." Zhou Hu rekindled the flames of war.

"Brother, be merciful. Be merciful. Brother, I've always dreamed of finding it, but I can't find a suitable one. Why don't you know anything around you and introduce a few to your brother? ”

"Okay Huzi, and Brother Cao, let's not clean up the useless, by the way, do you have any rare seeds here recently?"

Cao Meng's big mouth was crooked, and he said with some disdain: "I said Brother Zhou, are you brothers in a good mood today and deliberately came to fool me?" Still rare seeds? Brother, I'm just an ordinary seed seller, okay? Are you and my ancestor Shennong? Can you get rare seeds all day long? ”

After venting, the Great Buddha Cao frowned again and said, "Brother, if this rare seed is really a little." The guy who sold the spore powder of the grass last time came here again two days ago and sold me two large packets of spore powder. Hehe, I fooled those two fools just now. ”

After finishing speaking, Lao Cao may have remembered something all of a sudden, and quickly covered his mouth with that fat big hand.

Zhou Yu is so angry. Emotionally those who buy spore powder are stupid, haven't they bought it themselves?

"Brother, Saorui Saorui. I didn't say you were stupid. ”

"What? Saorui (three sounds)? ”

Originally, Cao Meng's pronunciation was inaccurate, and Zhou Yu really didn't understand what he was saying. Who knew that Lao Cao came to a more classic sentence.

"Love to touch Saorui?"

Linked to the previous sentence, this time Zhou Yu understood. After "leaning" fiercely in his heart, he couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh.

Lao Cao was stunned by laughter, and said not very confidently: "Brother Zhou, I learned these English from the British girls on the disc, it is a standard London accent, you kid didn't understand, right?" ”

Yes, when Lord Cao said this, Zhou Yu immediately burst into laughter, holding his stomach and squatting on the ground and not getting up, he laughed for more than ten minutes.

Zhou Yu just had a little stomach ache when he laughed at this, but Cao Meng was stunned and broke out in a cold sweat. I kept muttering in my heart: "Could it be that Lao Tzu is not making a London sound, but a sound around Taiping Town?" Mom, it's embarrassing, but it's home. ”

Fortunately, Cao Meng just thought about these thoughts and didn't dare to say them, if Zhou Yu heard this, it is estimated that Zhou Yu would have to die of laughter on the spot today, becoming the first person around Taiping Town to die of laughter.

Zhou Yu was helped to the car by Zhou Hu, even if he got in the car, Zhou Yu still didn't stop laughing, it was really hard.

Seeing that Zhou Hu was about to drive away with a smile, Cao Meng really didn't vomit or be unhappy, and asked Zhou Yu weakly: "Brother Zhou, I still don't know why you are laughing, can you tell my brother before you leave, is my pronunciation just now a standard London pronunciation?" ”

Zhou Yu felt that he was going to die, this dead fat man was going to kill people with laughter. So he covered his stomach and said to him: "Lao Cao, you are not only a London accent, but also a Downing street accent." ”

Watching the van gradually move away, Cao Meng's heart was cold. "Downing Street? This is the name of the street in the northeast. I feel that I have learned from the disc and still haven't walked out of the Northeast! (To be continued......)