"If you want to be the village head, either for fame or money, both of which are not lacking in our family now...... This position of village chief may be fragrant and sweet for others, but it is no different from chicken ribs for our family, not only can not get any substantial benefits, but will cause a commotion, and we will be busy with some trivial things all day long, not to mention, any mess, money and effort may come to our family......"

Xia Yun paused, and said, "We can't refuse yet, otherwise any ugly gossip can come out, who makes our family look like a fat sheep now...... Just like Uncle Run, this time, if my father is the village head, if he doesn't pay this money, do you think someone will poke his backbone in the back? Don't look at the flattery of our family in the village now, when it is really needed, there are more people who fall into the well and say cool things! ”

"It's better to be like now, and the village can decide how much to contribute to things, and still have a good reputation...... Besides, my father is also old, and his health is just right, Mom, are you willing to do it......"

Listening to her son's rare tirade in front of her, Xia's mother rolled her eyes a little impatiently, "Okay, okay, I know, this village chief is not right, it's rare for me to be a mother, I just see that your father is idle and panicked, and I want to find something to do for your father...... If you are more competitive, get married and have a baby as soon as possible, let us bring it, who has the heart to think about this! ”

"Now the first thing people say when they meet is to ask me when I will hold my grandson, how do you ask me to answer?"

Seeing that the old mother began to be angry and unreasonable, Xia Yun slapped his forehead, his face fell, and the others laughed when they looked at the expressions of the mother and son, Xia Mu nagged a few words, and laughed angrily, but the idea of wanting to let his wife run for the village chief was dispelled. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

She was also instigated by someone to have a hot brain, a vanity and scenery, so she wanted her wife to be the village head, and now she calms down and thinks about it, she was a little injured at the beginning, and even the county magistrate came to visit her in the hospital in person, this village chief is a fart.

As for the benefits of being the village chief...... It's easy to be pointed at behind her back, but the key is that she really doesn't care about it anymore.

The family talked and laughed around the table for a while, and then saw Xia Hezhi on the rostrum, coughed a few times into the microphone, and waited for the originally noisy greenhouse, like a vegetable market, to gradually quiet down, then he laughed twice and began to speak.

"Everyone, be quiet, I'll say a few words."

"Call everyone together for Chinese New Year's Eve dinner today, first, it is to celebrate the second uncle, everyone knows, the second uncle is the common elder of all of us, I won't say how many things he has done for our village in this life, everyone knows very well in their hearts, he is now reunited with his family who has been separated for decades, and there are direct descendants, should we be juniors to celebrate the second uncle?"

"Of course it should!"

Xia Hezhi smiled and said to the second master in the audience, "Second uncle, do you want to come up and say a few words?" ”

The second master did not raise his head, and his voice was loud and did not need a microphone to spread throughout the greenhouse, "Talk about a ball, everyone should eat and drink, the Chinese New Year's Eve will be lively and happy, where is so much nonsense!" ”

There was another burst of laughter in the shed.

Xia Hezhi was not reluctant, and said with a smile, "Indeed, our village has not been so lively for many years, and I hope it will be so lively every year in the future...... Another thing, tonight's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, the cost and Rong Bao, and the Rong family is now developed, but do not forget the village, do a lot of things for the village, I heard that next year will run for the village chief, I put down my words here, if He Rong wants to run for the village chief, I will be the first to vote in favor! ”

Xia Yun didn't expect Xia Hezhi's counterattack to come so quickly, although he sounded a little weak, seeing that there was a buzzing discussion in the greenhouse, he squeezed his eyes at his father, and smiled.

Xia Herong blinked slightly, stood up and shouted to the stage, "Who said that I was going to run for the village head, my legs and feet are not good yet, Hezhi, don't listen to the wind and rain, you can't live a bad life for even a year." ”

The discussion was a little higher, Xia Hezhi was obviously a little caught off guard, he was happy for a while but didn't know what to say, oh for a long time, in the end, the second master drank impatiently when to serve, and then said a few more auspicious words, and got off the stage a little embarrassed.

Hot dishes were served, the discussion in the greenhouse was quiet, and the atmosphere of eating, drinking and persuading wine gradually became stronger.

……

This lively Chinese New Year's Eve dinner was eaten from 6 o'clock to nearly 9 o'clock in the evening, and the villagers went home one after another.

Xia Yun's footsteps were a little vain, holding his drunken father with his mother left and right, next to him were grandfathers and uncles who were also a little drunk, and Xia Yongfang and Xia Yongjun were walking crookedly, if someone hadn't helped them, it was estimated that they would have fallen on the ground early.

On the contrary, the second master who walked in front was still full of red face and high spirits, and he couldn't see the slightest sign of drunkenness.

The mother, aunt, and grandmother complained that the men drank too much, but they had a slightly reserved smile on their faces.

There are so many people who come to toast in the evening!

Even if Xia Yun and the others were already drinking very leisurely, they still couldn't resist it, and they were lucky to be able to come back.

When they arrived at the three-way intersection, the old mother and Xia Yongfang walked to their yard, while Xia Yun took a few steps forward and said goodbye to the second master and old lady in front of them, "Second master, old lady, I won't send you up, be careful on the road!" ”

The second lady didn't look back, just waved his hand to show that he knew, but the old lady turned around and nodded with a smile, and told her to rest early or something.

Xia Yun answered, and when he walked to the door of his yard, the second master suddenly remembered something and called out to Xia Yun, "You can remember the Yongjun incident, don't forget!" ”

Xia Yun drank a little too much, and his mind couldn't turn for a while, "What's the matter?" ”

The second master glared at him, "Find him a daughter-in-law!" ”

Xia Yun stumbled and slammed into the gate of the courtyard.

……

After drinking the sobering soup cooked by his mother, Xia Yun lay lazily on the wooden bed on the second floor of the old house, looking at the exceptionally clean night sky in the mountain village through the window.

On the wall opposite the bed hangs a small TV, which shows the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala, and the noisy program shows the silence in the room.

The mobile phone placed at the bedside is tinkling and ringing, you don't need to look at Xia Yun to know that they are all some text messages for New Year's greetings, and the way of text messages for New Year's greetings has become more and more popular in the past two years, but there are a lot fewer phone New Year's greetings...... Unless the relationship is in place.

Just now, Xia Yun also sent a lot of text messages, made several phone calls, and worked for nearly two hours before he was a little free.

The main thing is to make porridge on the phone with a few girls, and it can't be done for a long time, otherwise it won't be enough for one night, and other people's phones won't be able to come in...... It's not good if it's short, people will say that you are perfunctory and insincere, especially if a few chicks know the existence of other girls, when you eat take-off vinegar, this sour taste is mentioned.

Therefore, in some cases, having more girlfriends may not be all good things, and the Chinese New Year's Eve has to keep the empty bed alone.

After lying down for a while, Xia Yun was a little bored again, remembered the second master's instructions just now, picked up his mobile phone and sent a marriage notice in the WeChat group.

"Recruit a daughter-in-law, aged 20 to 25 years old, female, regardless of nationality, good looks, gentle personality, empathetic, able to give birth and raise, filial piety to the elders, love the juniors......"

"It's best to get married and have a second child next year, the sooner the better, everyone has resources in their hands to contribute, and the matter is a big reward!"

Behind this marriage notice with more than 100 words, Xia Yun casually sent a red envelope for six people, one hundred and eighty-eight yuan.

This WeChat group is called the Charity Foundation Council Group, as the name suggests, it is naturally a few directors of the foundation, Gu Ruotong once smiled evilly and said that this is his official genuine harem group...... Of course, this group is not built by Xia Yun, he doesn't have the guts, it is Xiao Lingling, the secretary general, who built the group, and when Gu Ruotong pulled him into the group, everyone who should be there was there.

This group is usually not very active, basically no one talks, occasionally someone bubbles up to say something serious about the charitable foundation, and it fell silent after a few short sentences, but some small groups of two or three people in private are very lively, such as Gu Ruotong Xiao Lingling's group, such as Zheng Wei Xie Wan's group, and Jiang Peilan's Liu Mengqing's group, and then Gu Ruotong, Xiao Lingling, Liu Mengqing's group, etc., etc., six women have built seven or eight groups under various permutations and combinations, and these groups have pulled Xia Yun in, The chat messages have been swiping the screen, and the topics are varied, all-encompassing, and all-encompassing.

From this year's popular clothing styles to celebrity singers hyping gossip to hot news on Weibo, and even when will the Third World War start, when will aliens invade the earth, and who Xia Yun has insisted on for the longest time, not to mention the occasional large-scale photos and the like, it is said that the openness and scale of women's private are not inferior to men, and these girls are no exception, which makes Xia Yun, who dives and peeps, boil for it!

However, after hooking up with a few words, he was teased like a shark seeing blood, Xia Yun honestly became his own diver, and resolutely did not bubble when he had nothing to do, so as not to be hooked up **** but there was no place to vent, not to mention how sour it was!

A few seconds after the red envelope was sent, Xia Yun clicked it casually, intending to try his luck, but the prompt on the screen made him quite speechless.

The hand is slow, and the red envelope is snatched up......

Isn't it possible for these chicks to keep holding their mobile phones to grab red envelopes?

Xia Yun entered a string of ellipsis on his phone, and before he could send it out, the screen had already begun to swipe.

Zheng Wei: 20 to 25 years old, I am 28 years old, I am old, I have been abandoned......

Xie Wan: 20 to 25 years old, I am 26 years old, I am old, I have been abandoned......

Jiang Peilan: 20 to 25 years old, I am 29 this year, I am old and yellow, and I have been abandoned......

Liu Mengqing: 20 to 25 years old, I am 26 years old, I am old, and I have been abandoned......

Looking at the neat array on the screen, Xia Yun finally sent out a string of ellipsis, "Is there anything else?" ”

Xiao Lingling: 20 to 25 years old, I am 27 this year, I am old and yellow, and I have been abandoned......

Gu Ruotong: 20 to 25 years old, I ...... this year Hey, I'm 23 this year, I'm not old and white, just meet the requirements, brother, are you going to propose to me in front of several sisters, this Chinese New Year's Eve, do you want to die or don't want to live?

Liu Mengqing: Tongtong, you ruined the formation.

Zheng Wei: Catch and kill!

Gu Ruotong: But I'm really only 23 years old, I can't say that I'm twenty-seven or eighteen years old, I'm so familiar, it's not interesting to lie to you, my aunt said to be honest......

Jiang Peilan: Catch and kill!

Xie Wan: Catch and kill!

The originally deserted WeChat group immediately became lively, Xia Yun only blinked his eyes a few times, and Lou was already crooked to the point where he should carry out the ten major tortures of the Manchu Dynasty on Gu Ruotong.

"Don't make trouble, I'm asking for marriage to my second grandfather's cousin, you all already know about my second grandfather, that kid is a single seedling for four generations, the second grandfather and the old lady don't mention how nervous about his life's events, take my hand and let me find him a daughter-in-law with a handful of snot and tears!"

The group was quiet for a few seconds, and then started swiping again.

Jiang Peilan: Tongtong said that she is not old and white, which just meets the requirements.

Liu Mengqing: Tongtong said that she is not old and white, which just meets the requirements.

Zheng Wei: Tongtong said that she is not old and white, which just meets the requirements.

Xie Wan: Tongtong said......

So Lou was crooked again, Xia Yun slapped his forehead and decided to give up resistance, "Tongtong, what do you think, if you agree, I will immediately go and propose to the second master!" ”

Gu Ruotong made a smiling expression, "Brother, do you really want to marry me off so much?" Is the dowry ready? ”

Xia Yun snapped his fingers, stopped texting, and said directly, "What is your brother's identity and status now, I guarantee that I will marry you off in a beautiful manner!" ”

The girls in the back stopped typing, and they all said through voice that they could also help prepare for the dowry wedding.

Gu Ruotong fell silent, and just when Xia Yun and Zheng Wei and Jiang Peilan were a little surprised that silence was not Gu Ruotong's style, a video was transmitted.

The background of the video is a very huge performance hall, singing and dancing on the middle stage, neon flashing colorful, and then the camera turns, aiming at the faces of a man and a woman, Gu Ruotong's voice came, "Mom, old man, my brother said that he would marry me to the great-grandson of the second grandfather's family tonight, and give birth to a monkey next year and a second monkey next year, what do you think?" ”

Gu Xiaoying turned her head and smiled at the camera, "Eldest brother is like a father, your lifelong event, of course your brother has the right to speak!" ”

"Nonsense!"

Li Zhongda's sharp eyes glared through the camera, and he turned his head again after a reprimand, I don't know if this nonsense is referring to Gu Ruotong or Xia Yun, or Gu Xiaoying......

Xia Yun was dumbfounded.

The camera turned back again, Gu Ruotong compared a scissor hand and made a grimace, "You want to marry me, have you asked my father and mother?" ”

The video ended, and the group began to swipe the screen again.

Liu Mengqing: Hey, it's the Spring Festival Gala!

Zheng Wei: Spring Festival Gala?

Xie Wan: We're watching the live broadcast, it's kind of like.

Jiang Peilan: I'm also watching, I can't be wrong, it's the Spring Festival Gala!

Xiao Lingling: What Spring Festival Gala?

Xia Yun raised his forehead: Silly girl, haven't you watched the Spring Festival Gala, watch TV carefully, and then look at the background in this small video, do you have a sense of déjà vu?

Xiao Lingling: Hey, it seems to be really the love of birds in the dance program of the Spring Festival Gala, Tongtong, are you at the scene of the Spring Festival Gala?

Xia Yun: It's the first time in my life that I have seen someone around me at the Spring Festival Gala, I look so tall, Tongtong hurriedly started the live broadcast, I want to watch the Spring Festival Gala! The live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala on TV exploded!

Gu Ruotong: Hey! That's not the point, don't change the subject, who dares to marry me off now? Stand out!

Zheng Wei: Hurry up and start the live broadcast, I want to watch the Spring Festival Gala!

Liu Mengqing: Hurry up and start the live broadcast, I want to watch the Spring Festival Gala!

Jiang Peilan: Hurry up and start the live broadcast, I want to watch the Spring Festival Gala!

Xie Wan: Hurry up and start the live broadcast, I want to watch the Spring Festival Gala!

Xiao Lingling: Hurry up and start the live broadcast, I want to watch the Spring Festival Gala!

Gu Ruotong: ......

"Okay, for the sake of your eagerly requested face, this girl will reluctantly make a cameo appearance as a female anchor, but it's better to be happy alone than to be happy, let's start a live broadcast together, and let a few sisters see if my brother is alone in the empty room, has he gone out to find Miss in the Chinese New Year's Eve to jerk off......"

Xia Yun: ......

After frolicking for a while, a group of people really opened a WeChat group video, Zheng Wei, Xie Wan and Xiao Lingling were all nested in the room to watch the Spring Festival Gala, and Liu Mengqing was watching the Spring Festival Gala in the living room of the villa with her family.

Only Jiang Peilan sat in the study of her manor and worked in a serious manner...... It's daytime in New York, and foreigners don't have the concept of the Spring Festival, but she also opened an online live broadcast on the computer on her desk to show that she is also watching the Spring Festival Gala!

Gu Ruotong was indeed at the scene of the Spring Festival Gala, and it was in the first few rows closest to the stage, through her mobile phone camera, several people could clearly see the program on the stage.

I have to say that compared with the previous live broadcast on TV, looking at the Spring Festival Gala from this perspective, although the sound and picture are a little rougher, it is better to be more real and fresher and interesting, coupled with Gu Ruotong's occasional joke-filled commentary, Xia Yun and the others completely abandoned TV and only watched Gu Ruotong's live broadcast.

Time passed slowly in chatting, laughing and chatting, with the shouts of the countdown in the Spring Festival Gala, it finally reached zero o'clock, and the sound of earth-shattering fireworks sounded on the TV and outside the window at the same time, Xia Yun got up from the bed, walked to the window with his mobile phone, looked up at the fireworks in the sky that lit up the night sky one after another, and smiled at the mobile phone screen.

"Happy New Year!"

The girls on the screen were smiling at him too.

"Happy New Year!" (To be continued.) )