"Big boss!"

"Huh?"

"There are two fat sheep in the tea shop at the foot of the mountain!"

"What sheep?"

"One blue, one white."

"Oh?"

"Ram ewe?"

"it."

"How fat?"

"It's fat when you look at it!"

"Little ones!"

"In!"

"Went down the mountain and robbed those two fat sheep!"

"Yes!"

……

After a cup of tea.

Zhanzhao looked at the tea bowl full of drugs, held his chin and yawned, "My lord, their convoy is going too slowly. ”

Bai Yutang propped one hand on the side of his ear, looking at the thirty or so big and small thieves lying on the ground in a daze.

Zhan Zhao tapped his fingers lightly on the edge of the table and asked a stout man in his thirties, "I said, the big boss." ”

"No...... Can't. "The thief regrets it now, just came down the mountain and saw two beautiful young men sitting in the tea shop, the two of them were in good spirits, especially the one in white clothes, a white dress is more expensive than gold, and the two horses tied to the side of the road are also in good spirits, and they are really fat sheep.

It's a pity that they just came up, and they didn't even finish the sentence "I opened this mountain", and they lay down.

The thieves in the cottage looked up, and the man in white looked at them coldly at the table, and his eyes were ......

The big boss covered his chest - handsome......

Turning his face, the man in blue was sitting at the table, holding a teacup and looking at them, "How much medicine did you put in it?" What a waste! ”

The big boss covered his chest again - which stupid medicine put it?

Speaking of which, Bai Yutang and Zhanzhao originally walked with the team.

But halfway through, Master Pang suddenly suffered from heat stroke, vomiting and diarrhea.

Gongsun gave him medicine, saying that the carriage could not go too fast, and it was too bumpy, and Master Pang couldn't stand it.

Master Bao means that if he just hurry up, it's a good thing that he can't stand it, and it's over.

Pang Taishi made Bao Da faint in anger, and Xiao Sizi criticized Bao Da very harshly, saying that he bullied the little fat man.

Bao Zheng spread his hands and told the team to go slowly, anyway, Kaifeng would be almost there, and there was plenty of time.

Just now, everyone passed by a village, and some villagers complained, saying that on the mountain on the side of the road that must be passed into Kaifeng Mansion in front of them, a group of thieves suddenly appeared, drugged in the tea shed, and robbed the house.

Bao Zheng sneered after hearing this, "There is a kind, to be a thief in front of Dacheng in Kaifeng Mansion?" ”

So, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang rushed over to level the thieves first.

The two originally thought that this bandit was so powerful that they dared to pull the mountain near Kaifeng Mansion, but they didn't expect that it would be a rice bucket when they fought, they almost didn't know martial arts, and their courage was still very small, and Zhanzhao couldn't bear to beat them.

Bai Yutang looked at the lack of roots and tendons of the big boss, and couldn't help asking, "How dare you come out to be a bandit like you?" “

The big boss had a bitter face, "The master can't help himself!" ”

Zhan Zhao was curious, "Can't help yourself?" For what? Forced? ”

"yes!" The big boss nodded.

Zhan Zhao felt that there was any grievance, so he asked, "Who forced you?" ”

The big boss flattened his mouth, "Forget it, the master admits it." ”

Zhan Zhao held his chin, "Do you know that this realm belongs to the jurisdiction of Kaifeng Mansion?" ”

"Zhilu Dao." The big boss nodded.

"Lord Bao's patrol team will arrive in half an hour at most, and it will be a waste of food for a few of you to take it back to the prison, so let's just feed the guillotine directly for a while."

"How's that going to work?!" One of the big bosses begged for mercy, "We robbed us, but we didn't succeed...... I haven't hurt anyone, how unjust it is to die like this! ”

"So now give you a chance to explain." Zhan Zhao said, "If you say the reason, I will help you intercede." ”

"Really?" The big boss wondered and asked, "Who are you?" ”

Zhan Zhao took out the token of Kaifeng Mansion and shook it in front of his eyes, "I'm Zhan Zhao." “

The big boss was stunned, and a group of small thieves behind him were also stunned, and everyone stared at Zhanzhao.

The big boss couldn't help but swallow his saliva, "You...... Nanxia Zhanzhao? ”

Zhan Zhao nodded.

"Poof......

The big boss suddenly burst out laughing, lying on the ground and pointing at Zhanzhao, "How is it possible, Zhanzhao is a hero, how can he be so thin...... Ah. ”

The lack of luck of this big boss is not very good, Zhanzhao doesn't like to listen to what he says, this time another arrow hit the sore spot of Zhan Guard, so he was kicked in the face.

Zhanzhao stepped on it, "Don't wait for Lord Bao, I'll cut you now!" ”

The big boss shouted "sighs", and a group of small thieves shouted at Zhanzhao, "The king spares his life......"

Bai Yutang held his forehead, reached out and pulled Zhanzhao's sleeve, dragged him back, and asked the mountain king who owed his mouth, "Who forced you to be a thief?" ”

The thief held his swollen pig's head, looked at Zhanzhao sadly, and said in his heart - this person looks so kind, but he is so fierce......

"Say!" Zhanzhao's words made the big boss blurt out in shock, "Peach Blossom Niang!" ”

……

The scene was silent for a moment, and this time, it was Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang's turn to "poof".

"Who?" Zhan Zhao thought he hadn't heard clearly.

"Momo...... Peach Blossom Lady. The big boss replied.

Zhan Zhao laughed, "Which peach blossom girl?" ”

The way of the big boss, "Peach Blossom Fairy" ......"

"Every year when the peach blossoms bloom, the immortal who boils the peach blossom wine and worships?" Zhan Zhao asked again.

"Hmm!" The big boss nodded very seriously.

The corners of Zhanzhao's mouth twitched, and he said to Bai Yutang, "Let Gongsun see him in a while." ”

Bai Yutang also felt ridiculous and asked, "Why did she force you?" ”

The big boss asked Zhanzhao tremblingly, "Can I sit down and speak?" My legs are numb. ”

Zhan Zhao pointed to the stool next to the table and told everyone to get up.

The big boss stood up, went to the table and sat down, "I am originally from Yingtianfu. ”

Zhan Zhao thought about it, but it wasn't too far.

"My surname is Tong, my name is Tong Dabao, I am engaged in timber trading, I am thirty-three years old, but I have not married." Tong Dabao sighed, "It happened on the Qixi Festival last year, I don't know what's wrong with the road, the night of the Qixi Festival, I saw that everyone was right, I thought about myself, I wanted to marry a daughter-in-law." ”

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang listened patiently.

"There is a matchmaker who has given me a few kisses, but those girls have mediocre qualifications......"

Speaking of this, Tong Dabao received the eyes of Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang, with deep contempt - you still dislike others?

Tong Dabao scratched his head, "My fair lady, good gentleman!" ”

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang couldn't help laughing-and dragging the text.

"I asked the fortune teller how to get peach blossom luck." Tong Dabao said, "The fortune teller told me that if you want to get the peach blossom luck, you have to ask the peach blossom girl." He gave me a way, find a peach blossom forest, or find a peach blossom tree, when the child is young, burn incense and worship, kowtow three times, and say what kind of girl he wants, and the peach blossom lady will naturally give me peach blossom luck when she hears it. ”

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang listened with their chins up, this is not a new thing, there are indeed many rumors, worshipping Peach Blossom Niangniang can attract peach blossom luck, there are so many boys and girls, it is nothing to ask for it, there is a temple of Peach Blossom Niangniang in Kaifeng City, the incense is not too good.

"And then?" Zhanzhao yawned.

"And then." Tong Dabao learned from the two, "I found a peach blossom forest in the eastern suburbs, burned incense and worshipped, and when I was a child, I kowtowed to the peach blossom tree three times, and just wanted to say that I wanted a big beauty with a goose egg face...... I heard someone speak suddenly! ”

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang were stunned for a moment - could it be that the peach blossom lady came out?

Tong Dabao also looked incredulous, "When I opened my eyes, I saw a beautiful woman sitting on the peach blossom tree wearing a pale pink dress and covering her face with a white veil. Oops, that's beautiful! That figure ......."

Zhan Zhao looked at the sky, "Say the point!" ”

"Yes." Tong Dabao hurriedly omitted the hundreds of words of praise, and said concisely, "The girl asked me, if you want to ask for peach blossom luck, she is the peach blossom girl, but there is no peach blossom in my life, if you want it, you have to borrow it, otherwise you will be lonely for the rest of your life?" ”

Zhanzhao and Bai Yutang are both fresh to hear, can Peach Blossom Yun still borrow?

"I said then I'll borrow it, I can't go without marrying a daughter-in-law for the rest of my life!" Tong Dabao said, "Then the Peach Blossom Lady told me that if you want to borrow it, you can go to Peach Blossom Village with her, and be the owner of the village for a year, and all kinds of beauties will be chosen by me!" ”

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang glanced at each other - such a good thing?

"So how do you do that?" Zhan Zhao was curious.

"I'll go if I want." Tong Dabao spread his hands, "Then for the whole year of last year, grandpa fell into Pansi Cave Gentle Township!" ”

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang were curious, "What do you mean?" ”

"I got into a carriage with Peach Blossom Lady!" Tong Dabao recalled, "The carriage had not gone far before I fell asleep, and when I woke up, I was in a place where peach blossoms were blooming......

The corners of Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang's mouths twitched - if it's a lie, step on him to death!

"Really!" Tong Dabao was serious, "That place is like a valley, there are three words in front of the mountain gate, there are three words 'Peach Blossom Village', there are girls inside, young and beautiful, and there are all fat and thin birds. ”

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang listened, and they both had an idea - did he go to Peach Blossom Village when he was dreaming? Why does it sound so outrageous?

"I've lived a fairy-like life in Peach Blossom Village for about a year!" Tong Dabao said, and suddenly began to sigh, "Peach Blossom Niangniang lives in the attic and rarely comes out. In addition to her, there are a total of thirty-six beauties in the village, all of whom are well-behaved. During the day, I go around with them, and they also play, sometimes playing the piano to me, sometimes singing and acting for me, and at night enjoying the flowers and drinking, sharing delicious food......"

Zhan Zhao was curious, "You have been in the wind and snow that year, and you haven't done anything else?" ”

Tong Dabao was stunned, and then blushed, "Of course, people are serious people!" ”

The corners of Zhanzhao's mouth twitched again.

Bai Yutang looked at Zhanzhao with a smile - people think you are not serious.

Zhan Zhao looks to the sky.

"But." Tong Dabao suddenly began to wipe his tears, his expression gloomy, "I found that every ten days, there will be one less girl." ”

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang were both stunned, "What are you doing?" ”

"I didn't pay attention at first, but then I found that there were fewer and fewer girls, so I couldn't help but ask Peach Blossom Niangniang." Tong Dabao said, "Peach Blossom Niangniang told me that those girls are other people's peach blossoms, not mine, and they were picked away." ”

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang frowned when they heard this-this thing is really too bizarre, this Tong Dabao seems to be an ordinary businessman who is not good-looking, and even a little more stupid than ordinary people, why did he choose him?

"And then?" Zhan Zhao asked.

"Later, the last girl also left, a year has passed, and the peach blossoms in the peach blossom village are all gone, so I went to ask the peach blossom lady, what should I do." Tong Dabao said, grinning, "Peach Blossom Niangniang said, what should I do?" Pay off your debts! ”

"Paying off debts?" Zhan Zhao was surprised.

"Yes, she said, these thirty-six girls were originally thirty-six peach blossoms that belonged to others, I wanted to ask for peach blossoms, she borrowed them for me to enjoy, this time I owe her thirty-six debts in one go, and I have to pay them off one by one!"

Zhan Zhao is funny, look at Bai Yutang - this looks like blackmail.

Bai Yutang shook his head - it's just unbelievable, I don't know how credible the Dao is.

"And after that?" Zhanzhao asked Tong Dabao, "How did she let you repay the debt?" ”

Tong Dabao raised his face, "She asked me to go home, saying that these debts would be slowly collected from me." ”

"You don't have any handle in her hands, why do you pay off your debts?" Bai Yutang asked.

"Yes!" Tong Dabao said, "Peach Blossom Niangniang said, the lives of the thirty-six girls are in her hands, and if I don't repay any of my debts, she will kill a girl." ”

Zhan Zhaoyi frowned, "Do you believe it?" ”

"I can't believe it, what if it's true!" Tong Dabao patted his chest, "Although those sisters and sisters and I have no husband and wife status and no husband and wife, but that year was the happiest year when I grew up, each of them was very good to me, how could I ignore their life and death?" Even if I am broken, I will be like a man and pay off this debt. ”

After Tong Dabao finished speaking, the little minions behind him wiped their tears, "The big boss is really affectionate and righteous!" ”

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang couldn't laugh or cry, what should this Tong Dabao say, but he is indeed affectionate and righteous, I don't know if he should say that he is a fool or an infatuated species......

"And then how did she tell you to pay off your debts?" Zhan Zhao asked curiously.

"Well, since I returned to my hometown, a year has passed, and the business has long been smashed, and the guys have robbed the store and fled, leaving an empty house for me." Tong Dabao pointed to the little minion behind him, "I was still thinking about what to do, but these thirty-six people came to me, saying that someone introduced them to work with me, and since then they have lived and died with me." ”

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang looked at the thirty-six little minions again, "You also owe a peach blossom debt?" ”

A few of the minions shook their heads, they were all coolies who had been bought back from human traffickers, and a masked girl had bought them, given them their addresses, and asked them to come with Tong Dabao. They are all from the Song-Liao border, and their common characteristics are that they are not good-looking and honest.

The more Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang listened, the more bizarre they became, did the Peach Blossom Lady have enough to play fun with this group of people?

"And then?" Even Bai Yutang was curious, "What did she tell you to do after she brought you together?" ”

"She told me to be a big boss, stop doing the timber business, and come here to rob!" Tong Dabao had a bitter face, "The robbery has been successful thirty-six times, even if I pay off all the debts, but there is one requirement!" ”

"What requirements?"

"You just can't go home empty-handed!" Tong Dabao said, "She said that every time you rob, you have to rob at least 100 taels of silver to be considered successful!" ”

Zhanzhao raised his eyebrows, "This is quite difficult, how many times have you succeeded?" ”

Tong Dabao looked at Zhan Zhao and then at Bai Yutang, "Does this time count?" ”

Zhan Zhao laughed, "What do you say?" ”

Tong Dabao flattened his mouth, "I haven't succeeded once......"

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang looked at the depressed and inexplicable bandit in front of them, and they didn't know what to say.

Don't believe it, it's not bad that a normal person can make up such a joke...... Believe it, it's bizarre, right? What is the purpose of that peach blossom lady?

At this moment, a long patrol team came in the distance.

Tong Dabao hurriedly gave Zhan Zhao a look, "Zhan Daxia, you have to intercede for us, and ah, I am actually the one who owes the debt, these more than 30 brothers are innocent, can you let Master Bao kill them too." ”

Zhan Zhao looked at Bai Yutang.

Bai Yutang touched his chin, and he didn't know what to say.

Zhan Zhao pointed to the open space on the side, "Kneel and beg for mercy." ”

Tong Dabao hurriedly took his brothers to the open space on the side and knelt obediently.

When the car arrived in front of the tea shop, Xiao Sizi poked out first, beckoned to Zhanzhao and Bai Yutang, and saw more than thirty bandits on the side, and his eyes widened with curiosity.

Zhao Pu got out of the car and moved his muscles, walked to the side of the tea shed and sat down, looked at the "bandits" not far away, and frowned, "Do they know kung fu?" ”

Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao shook their heads, "No." ”

"Do you want to be a bandit like this?" Ouyang Shaozheng wondered, "Still doing it near Kaifeng Mansion?" Young and ignorant? Or are you tired of looking for death? ”

Gongsun went down the mountain with the little fourth son, and saw that the head of the big boss was so swollen, and looked at Zhanzhao, "So heavy-handed? ”

The corners of Zhanzhao's mouth twitched, "Underplayed." ”

After the last, Bao Zheng got out of the carriage, and Tong Dabao took the lead in begging for mercy.

Bao Daren has seen a lot of thieves, and this is the first time he has seen this style, so he walked up to Zhanzhao and asked what was going on.

Zhan Zhao told Tong Dabao's bizarre experience, and everyone listened with their eyes wide open.

The little fourth son's mouth was round and couldn't be closed, and Gongsun helped him hold his chin.

Bao Zheng stroked his beard, "It's incredible...... Peach Blossom Village owes Peach Blossom Debt, which is simply unheard of. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that in the carriage, Pang Ji, who had half his life left, suddenly opened the curtain and threw himself out.

Ziying was next to him, so he quickly caught it, and Ochre Shadow also went to help, "Taishi, slow down!" ”

Master Pang's face turned white at this time, his face was worse than when he had just suffered heat stroke, and asked Bao Zheng, "What did you just say?" ”

Bao Zheng blinked, "It's unheard of." ”

"The previous sentence!" Master Pang pointed his finger at Bao Zheng and trembled.

Bao Zheng looked at everyone, "Peach Blossom Village owes Peach Blossom Debt ......"

"Heh......" Taishi Pang pulled back in one breath and almost fainted.

Everyone looked at each other - what's the matter?

Gongsun hurriedly went over to check Taishi Pang's pulse and patted him on the chest, "Taishi, don't get excited." ”

Taishi waved his hand and beckoned to Bao Zheng.

Bao Zheng walked over quickly, "What are you doing?" ”

"Don't talk!" The Taishi grabbed Bao Zheng and said in his ear, "You have fucking amnesia?!" ”

Bao Zhengxin said, you scold, believe it or not, I let the carriage run quickly, and kill you......

"Peach Blossom Village!" Master Pang stomped his feet, "Peach Blossom Debt!" Thirty-six, one hundred taels! ”

As Master Pang gritted his teeth and popped out of his mouth these words, Master Bao was suddenly stunned, as if he remembered something, and then his eyes widened, and he looked at Master Pang in surprise, "Should it be ......?"

"Amazing!" Master Pang waved his hand at Bao Zheng, "Hurry up and take it back!" Call the eight kings to discuss, and the debt collector is here! ”

"Yes!" Bao Zheng nodded again and again, and said to the officials, "Take these people back to Kaifeng Mansion and detain them alone." ”

The servants came to fetch people.

Zhan Zhao and the others were confused - but it could be seen that Master Bao and Master Pang knew what was going on with this bizarre "peach blossom debt", and it seemed that the stakes were very high.

The official helped Tong Dabao up, his face was swollen and hissed.

Zhan Zhao felt a little guilty, he shouldn't have hit him so hard just now, so he said to Gongsun, "Let's reduce the swelling for him first." ”

Gongsun nodded and went over with the medicine box.

"Squat down, look up." Gongsun took out the ointment, "Give you swelling." ”

Tong Dabao looked at Gongsun and asked curiously, "Are you Langzhong?" ”

The corners of Gongsun's mouth twitched, and the fourth son stopped Tong Dabao from talking nonsense, "My father is a miracle doctor!" ”

Tong Dabao looked at the fourth son, then at the grandson, and was surprised, "Such a young and big son?" Are you really Langzhong? Is it good to be a doctor? If it doesn't work, I'll bear with it...... Ah! ”

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang both shook their heads, they had seen what they owed, but they had never seen such a debt.

At that end, Gongsun jumped up and stepped on Tong Dabao hard, "Dare to say that I am a quack doctor who can't cure you without learning and skills, and I will trample you to death!" ”

The shadow guards hurried to pull Gongsun.

Zhao Pu held his chin, shook his head, picked up the tea bowl and took a sip, "I haven't been back for a long time, Kaifeng is still so lively......"

Before he finished speaking, Zhanzhao reminded him, "There is a drug in the tea." ”

"Poof......" Zhao Pu took a sip of tea and sprayed Ouyang Shaozheng on his face.