When she came to the door, the girl said gratefully, "Uncle, thank you just now, I bought a lot of things today, do you want to eat here at night." ”

Tang Yulan was pleasantly surprised when she heard this, she only ate the boxed lunch brought by Su Youyou at noon, and now her stomach is still rumbling and hungry.

If you stay at home, it is estimated that there are only boiled steamed buns and boiled noodles.

After returning to the room, Tang Yulan took off his clothes, and his perfect muscles were displayed, each piece seemed to contain the power of an explosion, and there was no fat on his lower abdomen.

He took a bath in the bathroom, and the injuries on his arms and legs were almost healed. His super physical fitness has given him the ability to recover beyond the reach of ordinary people.

After changing into loose clothes, lying lazily on the sofa and just turning on the TV, the female neighbor came and knocked on the door: "Uncle, my water heater is broken, can you borrow me in the bathroom to use it." ”

Tang Yulan swallowed and spit, thinking about the delicate appearance of his neighbor when he took a bath, he really wanted to put a pinhole camera in it in advance, or dig a small hole in the door panel to peep.

The girl went back to get her clothes, and when she came back, she saw a magazine on the coffee table, on which was a scantily clad female model scratching her head.

The talent show is being broadcast on TV, and more than a dozen female models on it are turbulent and charming, Tang Yulan looked at the TV with straight eyes, and said without looking back: "I opened the water heater for you, and the faucet on the left is hot water." ”

The girl nodded shyly, and when she closed the bathroom and undressed, she didn't know that Tang Yulan was already hot outside the hallway.

Do you want to peep when you fall to the ground? Tang Yulan hesitated and wandered around the room. At this moment, the mobile phone rang suddenly.

Tang Yulan felt irritable for a while, and after picking up the phone, he said, "Hey, which one?" ”

"Hello, may I ask what ...... are you" The voice of a middle-aged man came from the other end.

"Old man, you don't know who I am, why are you calling me." Tang Yulan said short-temperedly, and his impatient tone was fully expressed.

"Bastard, how do you talk to your elders. Your parents didn't educate you well! ”

"Dead old man, your whole family can't catch up with a single hair on my father's leg." Tang Yulan was even more furious when he heard that he was involved in his parents.

"Little Zamao, I have time to read "Zhuzi's Family Motto" and learn how to behave!" The other end said, hanging up the phone in a huff.

""Zhu Zi's Family Motto, why does this tone sound so familiar?" Tang Yulan's heart trembled.

"Our traditional culture is to respect teachers, be diligent and thrifty, and have a harmonious neighborhood. The old man said under the big elm tree, spitting smoke rings.

For many years, the image of my father educating myself when I was a child came to mind.

He opened the call record tremblingly and saw that he slapped himself twice in a row, the call just now was from his father, he called back excitedly, and the other party refused to answer.

After calling six or seven times in a row, an impatient voice came from the phone: "I said that you are not annoying, and if you have a fart, let it go." ”

The familiar and long-lost tone sounded a little older than before.

Tang Yulan asked cautiously: "Hello, may I ask if it is Tang Wenyuan's family?" ”

"I'm Tang Wenyuan, are you?"

Tang Wenyuan's nose was sour, and he called into the phone: "Dad, I'm your son, Tang Yulan." ”

"Ha Luha, the rabbit cub has become my son?" The voice on the other side of the phone suddenly froze, and the other side was silent for more than ten seconds before I heard a trembling voice ask, "You...... Say what you say, say it again. Lao Tzu didn't hear clearly. ”

"Dad, I'm Xiao Tang, Tang Yulan. A porridge and a meal, when thinking about where to come from, it is not easy; Half a thread and half a thread, the constant thought of material resources is difficult. That's how you have taught me. Tang Yulan's voice choked.

"Bunny, it's really you!"

"Hmm." Tang Yulan's eyes flashed with tears, and he said happily: "Dad, I'm going home soon." ”

The voice on the phone suddenly roared: "You bastard boy, you haven't called or written a letter for three years." Do you know that Lao Tzu almost gave you the funeral......"

"Dad, it's all my bad ......"

"Bastard boy, you still know what you're wrong. Even your indisputable cousin Tang Xingshu was admitted to Lingjiang University......"

"No, just his virtue!" Tang Yulan was surprised and said that his father and the third uncle had never dealt with each other, and the third uncle's son naturally belonged to the list that he despised.

Tang Yulan was criticized by the old man on the phone for a long time. After hanging up the phone, he learned that his parents were still in good health, and his excitement and joy calmed down, and he followed the old chief's arrangement, and after a while, he could go home. After all, he still has the status of a wanted criminal, so it's best not to cause trouble to his family.

The girl walked out of the bathroom with wet hair, her hair was like green silk, her skin was like clotted fat, her fresh face, and her white arms made people want to take pity on her.

Tang Yulan was happy in his heart, the indifference that always isolated people from thousands of miles away disappeared without a trace, and he patted the girl on the shoulder and said, "At night, let you taste my craft." ”

When the girl was taking a bath, she faintly listened to him making noise in the room, and she was still thinking about how to comfort her, but she didn't know that she couldn't use the lines she had brewed all along.

Tang Yulan peeled the potatoes in the girl's kitchen, and then carried the knife like flying, the girl began to feel a little uneasy, and when she heard the sound of the knife, it was even more continuous, and the arm movements were so fast that her eyes could no longer capture the trajectory of the operation. The sound of knives continued. The shredded potatoes on the chopping board are cut like hair.

"I didn't think you could cook. There are so few men who know how to cook now. The girl relaxed and said lightly.

"That is, I have a first-class chef certificate issued by a national authority. The President of England likes to eat my stir-fried kidney flowers. Tang Yulan was in a happy mood and brazenly boasted.

There was no need for the girl to believe this, and after he hurriedly fried a plate of black potatoes, the lie was self-defeating.

"Uh...... Although the color is not very good, it is my original appetizer. He took the chopsticks and tasted it, bitter. The dishes are two grades worse than those made in third-rate restaurants. "Gou Jian once tasted gall, although the food is bitter, it is a good thing to hone the mind."

"Uncle, if you can't eat it, throw it away." The girl frowned, and asked about the smell of burnt food at a distance.

"Who said you can't eat it." Tang Yulan frowned and swallowed, he was not good at cooking, and he was good at roasting meat. Perform tasks in the jungle, compress the biscuits and eat them clean, and only catch wild animals or plants to satisfy your hunger.

"You go to the hall and watch TV, and I'll do the cooking." The girl said as she washed the eggplant and put it on the board.

"How's that going to work?" weakened the limelight in front of the beauties, Tang Yulan felt that he was very faceless, and out of the corner of his eye, he found a copy of "Kitchen Recipes and Practices" not far in front of the stove, and looked at it with a sullen head.

A few minutes later, the braised eggplant with a bright color came out of the pot, and Tang Yulan sniffed it with his nose, and his stomach rumbled.

He put down the recipe and said to himself, "It turns out that cooking is like this, and it doesn't seem to be very difficult." He stepped forward and said, "Alright, it's time to put my skills to work." ”

This time, Tang Yulan carefully sat on the tomato scrambled eggs, and when he broke the first egg, the eggshells fell all over the bowl, but fortunately, he became a lot more proficient in the future.

The girl also does not puncture the lies of his special chef, such a stubborn person instead leaves a lovely impression on her heart.

The scrambled eggs with tomatoes are in good condition, and Tang Yulan has regained a lot of confidence.

The two were very busy in the kitchen, and he was also interested, and made cabbage stewed tofu, bitter gourd fried beef, and green onion mushrooms.

"I can't see it, you're making pretty fast progress. But there are so many dishes that we may not be able to eat them all. The girl frowned slightly, sat on the sofa and said with her hands on her cheeks.

"In the past, I was a provincial food champion, and one person could eat eighteen bowls of beef noodles." Tang Yulan started for the first time, and he was full of expectations for the meal he made, and his appetite was great.

"Uncle, cowhide doesn't blow like this." The girl didn't expect that bragging could also dance like this.

Tang Yulan felt that he was insulted, and devoured two bowls of rice, and a lot of dishes came down.

The girl stared at her and thought, "This can't be from an African refugee camp." He gently sandwiched a piece of beef and said, "Put too much salt." ”

Tang Yulan tasted it, and what the girl said was indeed correct. But he said: "Fragrant, hemp, and sweet have a taste in love, which is worth savoring, and of course the pickles must be salty, you are eating a piece." He picked up a piece of beef and brought it to the girl's mouth.

The girl looked at him, unconsciously ate the beef on the chopsticks, and nodded, "It's still ...... It's okay......" suddenly remembered that the chopsticks Tang Yulan used, his pretty face was crimson with shame, and in order to hide his embarrassment, he quickly took a few bites of the bowl, and then he ate a little taste.

Tang Yulan said with a smile: "Eat slowly, beef can make the skin more delicate and enhance the physique." There are also tomatoes, which also contain carotene and ruben, which can flatten wrinkles and make the skin smoother. ”

The girl's appetite had always been bad, but under Tang Yulan's skillful persuasion, she ate two small bowls of rice for the first time, and she couldn't eat it anymore.

Tang Yulan didn't stop, the rice in the rice pot was quickly wiped out, and the shredded black potatoes on the plate were slimy after cooling, and he also ate half of them with a frown.

The two chatted without a word, the girl's name was Xia Qinglian, she was twenty years old, she worked in a media company, her relatives were doing business outside, and the apartment was borrowed for her.

"Uncle Tang, was the cake I made last time delicious?" Xia Qinglian looked at him expectantly.

"I was hungry at the time, I didn't savor it, but I ate so much today!" Tang Yulan touched her stomach comfortably and said comfortably.

Xia Qinglian was a little lost, and when she was cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, she received a text message, and her face became a little ugly.

Tang Yulan had a shallow relationship with her, so he was embarrassed to ask, the two were silent, the scene suddenly became embarrassing, he was stunned for a while and then got up to say goodbye.

The next day, Tang's mother called, and after a while, she mentioned the marriage event.

"Xiao Tang, if you don't talk about your girlfriend outside, just go home on a blind date quickly, twenty-five years old is not a small child, and no one really wants it in two years, does Huang Meiying from the next village remember? I've heard that it's quite virtuous. ”

Tang Yulan's head suddenly became big, Huang Meiying was his classmate in elementary school, and he hung two tubes of snot all day long, and he wiped it with his sleeves casually, and the sleeves were black and shiny.

"What kind of goods is that, if our son wants to find it, he has to find someone like Shen Shuting." There was a disdainful voice from his father on his mobile phone, obviously looking down on Huang Meiying.