Chapter 66: I Like Little Red Like That!
Along the way, Situ Hong and I were intimately together, talking and laughing as if there was no one around, anyway, Mo Lu and Wang Wu were not outsiders, and they were not afraid of the two of them laughing, Mo Lu originally went to the capital to find his Ruhua, and Wang Wu was a single person, one person was full of food and the whole family was not hungry, uh...... Wait, shouldn't I find a companion for Wang Wu?!
I made up my mind and quietly told Situ Hong my thoughts, Situ Hong looked at me in surprise and whispered back to me: "Husband, do you want to be a matchmaker?" ”
"Do you think so?" I asked.
Situ Hong looked at Wang Wu, who was walking in front of him, and thought for a moment, "Or, you can try it!" ”
"Hee-hee!" I smiled and walked slowly to Wang Wu's side, "Brother Wang, let's discuss something!" ”
"What's the matter?" Wang Wu looked at me as he walked.
"Do you feel lonely alone?" I asked.
"Lonely?" Wang Wu looked at me.
"That is, is there any loneliness?" I continued to ask.
"Loneliness?" Wang Wu continued to look at me.
"Uh......, I mean, isn't it boring to have no one to talk to you when you're alone?" I asked.
Wang Wu still looked at me, "Someone! ”
"Anyone?" I wonder, isn't it, Wang Wu's dynamics are all in our eyes, it seems that there is no one, right?
Mo Lu looked at Wang Wu with a smile on his face, "Wang Wu, what Bi Gongzi means is that you should find a woman to marry!" ”
"Looking for a woman?" Wang Wu looked at Mo Lu incredulously, then turned his head and looked at me with wide eyes, "Marriage? ”
"What's the matter, Brother Wang? You don't want to get married? I asked.
Wang Wu's face was obviously a little shy, a little shy that only a man's face would show, and he didn't speak for a long time. I looked at him curiously, then slowly moved to Mo Lu's side, and asked him quietly: "Senior Mo, Wang Wu...... He can't be stimulated, right?! ”
Mo Lu looked at him, "This ......! ”
Before the words could be spoken, Situ Hong approached me and whispered: "Husband, Wang Wu may not want to find it, or he is ......!" ”
Or is it...... Is there a problem with him? I interrupted Situ Hong's words and squinted at Wang Wu's legs. Anyway, Wang Wu looks normal between his legs, is it ......, he likes men?!
Oops! I couldn't help but shudder!
Wang Wu slowly raised his head and looked at us, "Actually, I like Xiaohong's like that!" ”
"Little Red ......?" The three of us asked in unison.
Wang Wu nodded shyly, "Hmm! ”
"But, who is Xiaohong?" I looked at him and asked, and then I turned my head to look at my wife Situ Hong, my wife's name has a 'red' in it, is it, damn it, this is my wife! I was busy protecting Situ Hong.
Wang Wu continued to be shy, "Yes...... Be...... Red Fox! ”
"What? Red fox? I looked at him incredulously.
"Hmm!" Wang Wu continued to be shy.
Even buy karma, the woman Wang Wu likes is actually the tigress red fox, is Wang Wu a natural masochist? No way! Anyone with a little aesthetic level will not choose this woman, right?!
I squinted at Mo Lu and Situ Hong, and the reactions of both of them were the same as mine, they were both surprised!
I turned my eyes to look at Wang Wu, "Brother Wang, do you really like red foxes?" ”
"Hmm!" Wang Wu still nodded.
I scratched my head, "This ...... isn't going to be easy!" I glanced at Wang Wu's earnest eyes, and my heart was suddenly full of confidence, "Brother Wang, wrap this matter up on me, and I will definitely help you chase the red fox!" ”
"Really?" Wang Wu was immediately excited.
"It's more real than real!" I nodded, "But I have one condition!" ”
"No problem, as long as Bi Gongzi can help me, I will agree to any conditions!"
I smiled, "You'll have to teach me the art of roasting meat, the last time we roasted game in the woods!" ”
"Oh, you said that," Wang Wu also smiled, "Well, I can't do anything else, game barbecue is still good!" ”
"Then I'll thank you first!" I laughed. Hehe, I learned the craft of barbecue, I really have to open a barbecue restaurant, as the saying goes, a chef in troubled times does not starve to death, and when I learn to barbecue, I can be regarded as a chef, that is a higher occupation, Lanxiang Technical School graduates are not all? Uh, sorry, that's too far!
Mo Lu looked at me with a smile on his face, "Master Bi, if you can promote Wang Wu and the Red Fox, then you can be regarded as doing a good deed!" ”
"Hehe, I don't dare to be!" I continued to laugh.
Mo Lu glanced at Wang Wu, who was still immersed in his little red love, raised his head and looked at the sky, "It's not too early to see the sky, you can get to the village in a few steps, and we'll rest when we get to the village!" ”
"Good!" I nodded.
Situ Hong walked up to me and gave me a smile to look at, I followed her eyes and looked over, Wang Wuzheng was immersed in his own world with a face, his eyes were full of little stars, even buy Ka!
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As the sun passed, the four of us finally saw the village.
From a modern point of view, the economic situation of this village is not very optimistic, mainly due to the development of the primary industry, while the secondary and tertiary industries have not developed at all. To put it bluntly, the village has a very good agricultural development, sorghum and soybeans are everywhere, but there are no small traders and vendors.
I looked at Wang Wu as I walked, "This village ...... Do you have anything to eat? ”
As soon as I mentioned eating, several people's stomachs rang one after another as if they were protesting, and Wang Wu was still full of little stars, "I don't know what to do!" ”
I sweat!
Situ Hong grabbed my arm tightly beside me and said in a trembling voice, "Husband, this village is ...... It seems that no one! ”
"No one?" I was puzzled, and then turned to look around, the houses in this village were next to each other, and they all looked dilapidated, and there were still weeds growing on the roofs of nine out of ten, and I knew that these houses were very old, and the strangest thing was that there was not a single pedestrian to be seen on the path of this village, not even a single figure. I touched Mo Lu on the side and whispered, "Senior, there really seems to be no one in this village!" ”
Mo Lu also noticed the strangeness of this village, and turned his head to look at Wang Wu, "Wang Wu, what the hell is going on?" ”
Wang Wu was still there as a nymphomaniac, looking preoccupied. Mo Lu took a step forward and slapped him on the head, and with a 'snap', Wang Wu shook his head and raised his hand to touch his head, looking at Mo Lu with an innocent face, "Why are you beating me?!" ”
"I said Wang Wu, why is there no one in this village?" Mo Lu ignored him and asked directly.
"No one?" Wang Wu looked around as if he was awake, and said for a long time: "How can there be no one?" In the past, when we came to this village, there were people, but now there is no one? ”
"Brother Wang, when did you come here?" I asked.
Wang Wu looked at me and scratched his head, "Ten years ago! ”
Damn, it's been ten years, and I can do anything in ten years, and the nine gods and ten gods can fly into the sky, so it's not surprising that this village is empty. I touched my stomach, "Well, let's find something to eat first!" I protected Situ Hong, "Come wife, let's go!" ”
The four of us went into a few houses in a row and didn't find anything to eat, Situ Hong felt right, this village is really empty, but trouble you, even if there is no one, can you leave something to eat, even if you don't stutter, what's the matter?!
Mo Lu looked at us, "Master Bi, you and Miss Situ are waiting here, and Wang Wu and I are going out to find something to eat!" As he spoke, he pulled Wang Wu and turned around and left.
I looked at Mo Lu and Wang Wu, and hugged Situ Hong, and the 'horn' came up with a mouthful, "Wife, let's live here tonight!" ”
Situ Hong's face turned red when he was kissed by me, and he whispered: "But it's only noon!" ”
"What are you afraid of, haven't you heard of planning ahead?" I'm talking a lot.
"But...... But......! Situ Hong wanted to say something.
"Nothing!" I took another mouthful, "Let's go, tonight this village is ours, we can choose one hundred and ten rooms!" ”
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