Chapter 276, come, I'll help you up!

It's all a lie on TV!

This is Fang Yan's profound experience.

When I used to watch TV, once the male protagonist turned into a Super Saiyan, he clenched his hands into fists and shouted, and his body shook his coat and pants away. Only a pair of sexy and delicate boxers are left on the whole body.

In fact, it's not like that at all. Do you think, when you shake off your pants, do you crack your underwear first? If the underwear is not torn, how can the body's qi burst the clothes outside the underwear?

I've only heard of fighting cattle across the mountains, but I've never heard of bottoms beating trousers, right?

So, you can shake off the jacket alone, but it's very unrealistic for you to shake off the pants alone and keep the bottoms.

Fang Yan was also doing this kind of thing for the first time, and he didn't have any rich experience, so the price he paid was heavy.

Originally, the audience on the Guanyin platform could not see the battle situation on the top of the mountain, and even with a telescope, they could only occasionally see one or two figures. When Fang Yan was fighting with the Chiba Army, he would not deliberately run to the side of the cliff to give them a few more looks. How can a guy who hasn't bought a ticket enjoy such VIP benefits?

However, Fang Yan and the Chiba Soldier were beating around the edge of the mountain naked, which feasted the eyes of those guys who were anxiously watching with binoculars.

A fat man with a cigarette in his mouth widened his eyes, held up a telescope and said, "Damn, the fight was so intense, even the clothes were knocked off-"

The senior rotten girl next to her snatched the fat boyfriend's binoculars, raised it up and looked at the valley, and her whole body began to shake with excitement: "I really lost my clothes, I really lost my clothes-the one in the back took off his pants, and I saw his ass--he has a good figure, do you think the two of them have a leg?" The transoceanic love between the Oriental Sword God and the Tai Chi Grandmaster makes me so excited when I think about it——"

There were even more direct women who waved their fists and shouted, "Together, together, together—"

How many years later, when Fang Yingying told his son about the battle between Fang Yan, the king of Taiji, and the Chiba Army, the Oriental Sword God, he would still describe it in a heavy and hoarse voice: The bitterness of that fight, the clothes on your grandfather's body are gone-

However, can you not have a lewd expression when you say this, and a smile that is not so obscene? Is it okay for you to give children bad associations like this?

Otherwise, how could your fat son be very anxious after you finish telling this story and ask the best question of whether Grandpa Shi and that Oriental Sword God are happy to live together in the end. Your son has become like this, and you, the father, are all responsible, okay?

Of course, Fang Yan didn't bother to think about how much trouble showing his ass would bring to his life at this time.

He is working hard, hard, fiercely, and endlessly to bombard the Chiba military department.

Syllable!

The body of the Chiba military department rose rapidly, and with a little bit of strength on a raised boulder, the man jumped high to the top of the mountain.

Fang Yan also jumped into the air on tiptoe with a handsome posture of a super Hot Wheels, and when he saw Ye Wenrou, the phoenix, Chiba Kaoru, and countless people in the darkness staring at his lower body, he couldn't help but bow his head-

Damn, it's a shame!

There was a reaction!

Fang Yan made dozens of jack pendants for himself in a row, adding up to tens of thousands of catties, and only then did he press his body down with lightning speed.

So, in the eyes of everyone on the top of the mountain, the picture is like this: the naked Fang Yan jumped up from the valley like a monkey, and the naked Fang Yan jumped down the valley like a monkey-

Fang Yingying raised his head and looked up at the starry sky, sighed softly and said, "Little Uncle is not a good woman, is the Fang family going to die?" ”

Fang Haohan nervously covered his buttocks and said, "Uncle Xiao peeked at me taking a bath—"

"Uncle Xiao took me to Shihezi Reservoir to touch crayfish, and tricked me into taking off all my clothes - I was still young at that time, and I had no sense of prevention."

Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan glanced at each other, and they saw despair and sadness in each other's eyes. Their virgin bodies had already been defiled, and they could no longer be innocent and beautiful men.

When Fang Yan jumped up again, he already had a skirt around his waist. It was he who shook down, and the pants that wielded Ye Jian were modified into this appearance by him on a whim.

Of course, because he used too much air when he took off his pants, and his clothes were already in pieces, so this skirt of his looked like a fringed rag skirt, full of passionate and hot exoticism.

When Fang Yan slammed his fist into the Chiba Army, his skirt would be raised high, revealing his sexy and fat little buttocks.

When Fang Yan rushed towards the Chiba Army, his skirt would be blown by the wind, revealing his sexy and straight black-haired thighs.

When Fang Yan kicked at the Chiba Army, his skirt was also lifted by the howling night wind, revealing - Damn, there was still a reaction.

Every attack represents another walk, and this picture is so beautiful that many people dare not look at it.

Of course, Fang Yan's sacrifice was also effective.

Boom -

He blasted the Chiba military department out with a single punch.

Syllable!

He slapped the Chiba military department with one palm and vomited blood.

Knock -

He was kicked in the crotch by the Chiba Army.

Fang Yan gasped in pain, this old guy had been planning for so long just for this blow, right?

When the Chiba Soldier Department was once again knocked to the ground by Fang Yan and his body hit the big stone hard, he completely lost his interest in fighting and his motivation to fight.

His body leaned against the stone, looked at Fang Yan standing in front of him and said, "You won this battle." ”

"I know." Fang Yan nodded and said. "Can you stand up and let's fight a little longer? Ten minutes? Five minutes is fine. Or three minutes? Trust me, I'm fast. Come, I'll help you up—"

The Chiba Military Department looked at Fang Yan with a puzzled look in his eyes and said, "You have already won." I admit defeat in public, and your name will spread throughout the two countries of China and the East, and even the entire Asian martial arts world - why do you want to fight any more? ”

Fang Yan was angry and said, "I don't want to fight either, can I do it without fighting?" You're lying here still, why am I embarrassed to slap you to death? You get up and let's fight again, you pretend to punch me, and then I smash your head with one punch—"

Chiba Bingbu smiled silently and said, "You want to kill me?" ”

"It's not nonsense." Fang Yan scolded. "You see that I am young and promising, and I want to kill me for you Orientals, and solve a terrifying and dangerous opponent for you Orientals, you have lived for so many years, you have eaten and drunk everything you should eat, you have drunk, and you have played all the things you should play, and you don't count illegitimate children, you have two children - you let me slap me to death, okay?"

"You're better than I do." Chiba Bingbu said. "I want to kill you, and I showed a murderous aura from the beginning. You want to kill me, but only now has a little murderous aura leaked out. ”

"The murderous spirit of bullshit leaks out. In the beginning, I was just trying to save my life, okay? I didn't think about defeating you until my life was saved, okay? After defeating you, I only thought about killing you, okay? You've wanted to kill me from the beginning, but I've gone through a complicated mental journey and emotional change - you don't understand it, anyway, you have to stand up immediately and let me shoot you to death. ”

The Chiba military department laughed wildly, hoarse laughter, and breathless laughter.

He clutched his chest and coughed violently, and bright red blood overflowed from the corners of his mouth, his internal organs had been shocked by Fang Yan, and his body was extremely damaged.

He had already lost his fighting spirit when he was knocked out of the canyon by Fang Yan just now, and the reason why he was still fighting with Fang Yan for a long time was because he was unconvinced. He was unwilling, unwilling to be defeated by a young man in China.

In other words, his road to conquering China came to this point.

He had barely taken a step when the foot that had gone out was cut off. This kind of experience makes people feel extremely sad and extremely sad.

"I see. I understand. Chiba Bingbu laughed tears came out, he looked at Fang Yan and said: "You are really an interesting person, only such a person can comprehend the true martial arts - martial arts are humane, as long as people live with spirit, martial arts can reach the peak." ”

"It's only now that I understand that I don't know where my biggest flaw is. I am dedicated to understanding the sword and not asking about the world, but it is equivalent to closing the door to myself and the world. Only by joining the WTO can we comprehend the world. Only when I comprehend this world can I feel the seven emotions and six desires of the sword - my love is not lacking in ruthlessness and lightness, but it lacks a human touch. You don't lose unjustly, you don't lose unjustly. ”

Where was this old guy lying and chattering for a long time, Fang Yan was not happy to listen to it.

He stood in front of the Chiba military headquarters with his hands on his waist and bare upper body and thighs, and said impatiently: "You can't get up?" Don't think I can't kill you like this, I'm a ruthless fellow who does all kinds of evil - don't believe you go out and ask and mention my name to stop the little cry at night. ”

Sou!

As soon as Chiba Bingbu's fingers flicked, a small stone flew towards Fang Yan's crotch.

Syllable!

There was a sound of the cloth belt breaking, and the small cloth skirt on Fang Huohuo's waist came out and was blown away by the wind.

Fang Yan stood in place for a few seconds, then cracked his mouth and laughed.

"This time, you did it first—"

Fang Yan rushed up with his bare buttocks, punched and kicked the Chiba soldiers lying on the ground, pierced through the cloud palm, collapsed the cloud fist, picked the peach, the black tiger, and the heart-digging beast turned over at 360 degrees, Tokyo Tower-

(PS: No, that's not what I originally designed.) What I want to write about is the domineering and affectionate nature of the Chiba military department, a good sword and a foolish and savage and selfish. What I want to write about is Fang Huohuo's perseverance, being knocked down again and again, getting up again and again, tearing people up, and finally fighting back - what the am I writing? Why don't you just beat me up, so I feel better. ）