Chapter 1: I'm going to take you
May 12, overcast and cloudy, it is advisable to sacrifice, lift, and do not take the rest.
"Oh no!
"Bang bang...... Boom!"
The sound of banging on the door turned into a knocking sound, and Gu Liangyue, who had seen Huang Li the night before yesterday and decided not to step out of the threshold today, turned over, not wanting to pay attention to the noisy voices outside.
"County Lord, wake up, wake up!
The sharp female voice that chatters like a repeater is Gu Liangyue's personal maid, Peach Walter.
Don't listen to her high voice, in fact, she is still a nine-year-old girl, Gu Liangyue is used to her fuss and babbling.
Liang Yue took a deep breath and turned over again.
"Is there no one in the palace? What's the matter, can you go to Feng Xuan? Isn't he a housekeeper? If it's a big deal, you go to the crazy father! He talks about state affairs every day, and even this little bit of trivial matter has to be paid to his daughter Zhang Luo, and the little family can't understand what kind of prince he should be!"
After getting up in one breath, Gu Liangyue also woke up, but the voices outside still didn't stop.
Taohe was still banging on the door, muttering: "The prince went to the early dynasty and hasn't come back yet!" The wind steward is not here, and the slave and maid are not looking for you, so is it possible to find the mother-in-law in the backyard?"
Liang Yue exposed her short hands and feet to the quilt, and muttered in her mouth: "Okay! Come in! The door is not locked! It's not such a big thing as Nuwa mending the sky, I will deduct your monthly money in minutes!"
Hu He'er came in, and the heads of five or six little maids poked into the door.
"Little ancestor, it's really a big deal!
Liang Yue sneered and asked Hu Tao'er to dress herself, and said disdainfully: "Just this matter, do you still need to quarrel with me?" It doesn't matter if she is a well-known matchmaker in the capital, or a father-in-law who passed on the holy decree to His Majesty, she will be beaten out with a stick, no one wants to be a stepmother for this girl, the crazy father is ready to be a single dog for a lifetime!"
For the "Gu's" style of talking with guns and sticks and some foreign dialects that others can't understand, the peach kernel who is serving Liangyue is used to it, and he can understand what the girl says, but the new little maids outside the door don't understand.
"Ah, what does the girl call the prince?"
"Dog, you heard it right, it's a dog. ”
"The prince is as fierce as a tiger, isn't the girl afraid of being beaten by the board?"
"The prince went to the court, but he couldn't hear it. ”
"Oh!"
Peach Walnut pinched her waist and shouted at the door: "It's okay to talk about it!
Liang Yue rubbed her ears and rubbed her little heart, having the illusion of being caught by the head teacher in class and chatting at the same table.
Peach Wally pulled Liangyue to the mirror to make up, and her movements were as fast as her mouth: "No, no!
"Huh?"
Liang Yue pointed to her short and stubby little body, pinched her fleshy face, and pointed to herself in the mirror: "I, I'm only six years old!"
Although this doll is just my shell, and the girl in the pot is an old one, but the girl is very good here, and I don't hate to marry at all. Let me see, who dares to go to the regent family to be a demon?
Liang Yue twitched the corners of her mouth all the way into the front hall, and as soon as she entered, she didn't even look at it, so she shouted: "What is the demon! dare to come to the Rui Wang's Mansion to make a mistake!"
rushed too fast, Liang Yue kicked her toes on the vermilion box, Liang Yue looked down, okay, even the dowry was brought!
Liang Yue lowered her head and pinched her waist, and her feet in her shoes were buzzing with pain as if an ant was biting.
"Dengzizi! Come to Rui Wangfu to show off your wealth, how hard is your neck! Aren't you afraid that your crazy father will be angry and destroy your nine clans and burn down your clan ancestral hall?"
"Offended the county lord, it's the last general, isn't it. ”
Oops! It's a small sound, and it's quite comfortable to listen to.
Liang Yue forgot about the pain in her feet for a moment, and looked up at the person standing behind a row of boxes covered with red silk and red cloth.
They are not tall and do not need to look up. Wait, he doesn't seem to have grown up yet, right?
But this man was covered in shining armor and equipped with a sword, and if he wasn't Cang'er, he would have been a general.
"How old are you?" asked Liangyue.
The peach kernel behind her tugged on Liangyue's sleeve: "Oh girl, why did you really go on a blind date with him?"
With a gentle smile on the young man's tanned cheeks, he arched his hand at Liang Yue and said, "The last general, Bai Dongting, will be fifteen after the New Year." ”
"Mao hasn't grown up yet, so he can be a general and lead the troops?
This time, Liang Yue knew why the family couldn't stop this kid.
Bai Dongting immediately replied, "I'm just going out with my brother. ”
"Oh!" Liang Yue nodded, and just as the smile on the young man's face was thick, Liang Yue waved his hand at the young man: "This little brother, I think you are a pillar of the country guarding the frontier, and I kindly ask you to go out." Before the Lord Regent returns, you take your things with you, it matters to save your life, everything is in time!"
"That's not going to happen. ”
The young man suddenly straightened his back, took out something from his arms, and showed it to Liang Yue, it was half a jade pendant.
Liang Yue lowered her head, glanced at the jade pendant she was carrying around her waist, and compared it back and forth three times, isn't this just a pair?
"You, you, you!"
Liang Yue blinked again and again, looked at the young man, licked her lips, and couldn't help sighing: "Time is a dragon slaying knife!"
When I was a child, I looked like a female doll, which flame mountain did I go to cultivate into this black and red appearance?
"Crazy Daddy!!!"
Liang Yue shouted, rolled her eyes, she didn't faint at this time, can she get by?
Gu Liangyue remembered this jade pendant, but she just remembered that she never took it seriously, so she wore the jade on her body every day, after all, it was given to her by her crazy father.
Who knew that one day, a piece of jade pendant would also forcibly add drama to himself!
"The county lord! The county lord is coming! The county lord has fainted!"
Tao He'er thought that Gu Liangyue had really fainted, and immediately shouted, the housekeeper was not there, and the maids and maids were suddenly in a mess.
Some Zhang Luo asked Langzhong, and some came over to help support people.
On the contrary, the young general Bai Dongting was not bluffed, and snatched Gu Liangyue from the peach pit in two steps and carried it on his back.
Gu Liangyue, who pretended to be dizzy, was so angry that she wanted to beat people: I raised you for nothing on weekdays! I can't even protect myself!
Bai Dongting greeted the two young men who seemed to have quite good eyesight, and ordered: "Hurry up and enter the palace and invite the prince back to the house." The prince was tripped up by His Majesty and my brother. ”
Liang Yue closed her eyes and stared, no wonder the crazy father hadn't come home after noon, it turned out that everything was designed by the Bai brothers.
There is even the participation of the little emperor! Heh! This girl sees that you are a puppet emperor, and it is enough to find death!
Gu Liangyue, who was full of resentment, under the guidance of the silly girl Taohe'er, Bai Dongting carried back to Yusheng Garden.
Bai Dongting was wearing armor, so Liang Yue secretly gritted her teeth, but she didn't dare to make a sound, and when she arrived at the place, she was really stunned.
"Young General, the room of our county lord, except for us who serve closely, only the prince can enter, do you want to go out and wait first?"
Sure enough, Bai Dongting was stunned at first, and then actually grinned, his eyes full of joy.
Peach Wally, if you don't kick her out, I'm going to kick you out!
Finally, the person was invited away, and Yue dared to open his eyes, but he met another pair of Danfeng eyes!
"Ah...... Hmm!"
Liang Yue covered her mouth, and only when the man moved his face away a little bit did he see the person who came.
The person who came let go of his hand, Liang Yue patted his chest, looked out of the door, and called in a low voice: "Master, why are you here?"
The person who was called Master stroked the top of Liangyue's head: "Today is really lively, it seems that the apprentice has no time to miss Master and me!"
Liang Yue grinned: "Where can it be? Master is as beautiful as a flower, I don't see it for a day, I miss it very much!"
"Perfunctory! Your master, my surname is Hua!"
Hua Brew pinched Liang Yue's face with both hands, Liang Yue was pinched, and asked with her cheeks puffed out, "Master, what are you doing here?"
After Hua Brew pinched enough, he let go, pulled Liangyue with one hand, hooked with the other, and easily brought the deadbolt on.
Liang Yue understood what she was going to do, she grabbed Hua Brew and shouted in a low voice: "Isn't it, you want to rush for performance again?"
Hua Brewing didn't care about that much, snapped his fingers, and the master and apprentice disappeared into the room.
"Don't!"
Liang Yue hasn't finished shouting a word, and has already arrived at the place.
"Meet the master!"
Liang Yue twitched her neck and turned sideways with her eyes closed.
Don't bow down! I can't stand it! Gu Liangyue is most afraid of hearing these four words!
"In vain!" Hua Brew's voice sounded in his ears, and he didn't need to look at it to know that he was smiling all over his face.
Hua Brew said: "You can't always keep your eyes closed, since you're in a hurry, let's fight quickly, right?"
Then why don't you do it yourself?
Liang Yue opened her eyes to look, but only saw one person, who was Huazhu's personal maid: Die'er.
"Sister Die'er, long time no see. ”
Die'er has always been by the master's side, and she is also a person that Liangyue feels very kind, although she is a demon.
In front of people, Die'er will still call Liangyue the master, the lord of all demons.
"Huh?" Liang Yue looked around, this was the outside of a dilapidated village house, "Where is this?"
"Nishikawa. ”
"Huh?" "It's thousands of miles away from the capital!"
"Can I still go back?" said Liangyue poked her finger.
Hua Brew patted his chest and promised: "Of course you can go back, there is a master in everything!"
Then Hua Brew pushed Liangyue through the door, and when Liangyue turned back, the broken door of the village house was closed.
Liang Yue rubbed her eyebrows, stood in place and glanced at it.
"It's true that there is a demonic spirit, but this kind of thing, don't you just raise your finger and do it? Why are you still embarrassed!"
The people outside didn't answer, this is to catch ducks on the shelves!
"I'm still a child! Master, you're so ruthless!"
Liang Yue said this, but she was still patient and walked to the house.
The house was just a grass hut, half of it had collapsed, and it was better to say what it would be like to be crumbling inside. The yard was full of weeds, some of which grew taller than Liangyue, a kennel in the west, a well in the east, and the bottom of the bucket for hanging water were leaking.
Liang Yue took two steps inside, and suddenly felt that she had stepped on something sticky, and looked down.
"Huh...... Let's just say that everything is not appropriate today, and I actually took shit luck!"
Liang Yue wanted to lift her foot, but suddenly felt something under her feet hook her other foot, and it jerked, and Liang Yue almost sat on the steaming shit.
Liangyue hurriedly turned around, dodging the shit and dodging the attack from behind.
She was attacked by an old man, skinny, skinny, dressed in tattered clothes and wearing a yellow felt hat.
"Whose doll is it, it's not big, it's not small, it's lawless! Go home!"
The old man spat on the stars, and when he came up, he counted the cold moon all over.
Liang Yue pointed at herself, and then at the old man, a trace of fierceness flashed from her eyes, and she said, "I'm here to collect you!"