Chapter 3 Don't Talk to Me! Idiots are contagious!
"Choose."
The voice of the option that made Ye Fei Ye Dan hurt began to talk about the content of the option.
"Option 1: Say to the other person, 'I say, cheating girl, your ass is so big, can I touch your ass?' â
"Option 2: Say to the other person, 'I say, plug-in girl, your boobs are so big, can I touch your boobs?' â
It's strange to be able to say it! Ye Feiye almost immediately vomited blood on the spot, no matter which option is too strange, right? I'm sexual. Do you want to have an excess of machines?
It's definitely going to be killed in seconds! Once spoken! No, no, this is still secondary, misunderstood for change. It's all about it!
"Choose."
The voice seemed to be urging Ye Feiye, and once again repeated the content of the options, and even the time with the countdown was revealed.
Because of the first experience (in other words, it is the first time to be ashamed of having experience), Ye Feiye knows that if he doesn't make a choice, he will probably die of a headache!
Damn it! After all, isn't it because of the woman Pallas that she was beaten by Desya? This is revenge!
However, before Ye Feiye could speak, the voice in his head rang out again!
"Additional options. Option three, say to the other party, 'I said, plug-in girl, your ass and boobs, the child born in the future must be very strong, you can make it with me now. People? ââ
Feed! The third option is even more impressive! I'm afraid that what I say is not as simple as being killed in seconds, I am afraid that it will be blown away to Mars in an instant!
"How...... What's wrong? Looking at me with dry eyes like this, am I wrong? â
was looked at by Ye Feiye's terrible expression, which made De Pallas subconsciously stop laughing: "It's just a joke with you, you shouldn't be able to make a joke, right?" â
'Grunt'.
Pallas's words Ye Feiye didn't listen to them, but because of the stinging pain in his brain, he was finally forced to make a choice!
"I said, plug-in girl, your ass is so big, can I touch your ass?"
The impact words made the whole carriage stand still again for a while, and it seemed that even everyone's breathing could be heard clearly!
"That'...... That, I'm just kidding, plug-in girl, don't take it seriously. After the options disappeared in his eyes, Ye Feiye hurriedly added, it's not too late to make amends.
"You're kidding! Can this kind of thing be a joke too? Also, no matter how big my ass is, you don't want to touch it. Stream guys! I was so mistaken about you! â
As a result, Ye Feiye was beaten to the ground by a contradictory woman who couldn't afford to joke but couldn't tolerate being joked!
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Depend on! I'm going to die, if I continue like this!
Ye Feiye struggled to get up from the ground, and his heart was extremely depressed, why did he look like he had been abused by the final boss and hurt a lot when he hadn't started anything!
"I said, Ah Ye, good, well done, from now on, I will idolize you! I am so touched by your fearless attitude! â
Zhang Shichun's words sounded, and he just squatted in front of Ye Feiye, who was lying on the ground, and raised the thumb of his right hand.
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This guy's words, ignore it, if you complain one by one, it will be endless.
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"I say, Desya."
After that little episode, Ye Feiye sat back on the bench, but both Desia and Pallas were far away from Ye Feiye, as if Ye Feiye was a cancer.
"Don't talk to me!"
Di Siya glared at Ye Feiye fiercely: "I don't want to talk to someone who said such obscene words!" â
"Plug-in girl."
"Again. You said that to me, why did you still talk to me like someone had nothing to do? Idiots are contagious! â
"That'...... That, it's force majeure, it's not my will. â
was scrutinized by the eyes of the two women, so that Ye Feiye was speechless, please don't look at it with that kind of seem. Is it okay to look at me with filthy eyes? It's all the fault of those choices, I'm not that kind of person!
However, I wanted to explain something, but I found that I couldn't say anything about the options in my head, and at this time Ye Feiye remembered that the young man with glasses seemed to have explained that things about options could not be leaked to others, and until the event ended, the options would disappear naturally, but before that, the things about the options would be like a gag order, and I couldn't say anything I wanted to say!
"I said, Ah Ye, it's better not to talk to them for the time being, after all, women can't understand men's art, let alone a fearless person like you."
Please don't talk as if you understand me! And art? Fearless in thought? Such obscene content, where is the art! Don't you see that I was forced to do that kind of thing? Thoughts are fearless!
Although he complained in his heart, Ye Feiye still didn't say anything, Zhang Shichun, this guy, is a product that can't be complained about no matter how much he complains!
"That's all it can be."
Ye Feiye looked up at the window and could see the morning light of the rising sun crossing the horizon as far as his eyes could see, depicting an indescribable beauty.
"Zhang Shichun, you said before that we would meet someone at the next stop, and then drive to Nuwa City, right? Who are you going to meet? â
"Oh, you just wanted to ask Sister Pallas that question, right?"
Zhang Shichun couldn't help but glance at Ye Feiye: "Well, it is the monk sent by the 'Chengshi Sect' to converge, and then there is the Cun ZĂ i who is ranked thirtieth in the development zone!" â
"'Cheng Shi Zong'?"
Ye Feiye was stunned, and immediately, he showed a surprised expression on his face: "You just said the thirtieth place?" Does it mean that the thirtieth LV5 surpasses the supermaster? â
"Naturally it's her, otherwise who do you think I'm talking about?"
Zhang Shichun rolled his eyes angrily: "As for 'Chengshi Sect', Ah Ye, you should know that the current Huaxia Kingdom is actually divided into three parts of the world by the superpower system, the mythological system and the Buddhist system, right?" The Chengshi sect is one of the members of the Huaxia Buddhist system, strictly speaking, one of the 'Ten Huaxia Sects'. â
The so-called Ten Sects of China refer to the ten representative Buddhist sects developed after the 'Mahayana Buddhism', also known as 'Han Buddhism', with the 'Fang Guangjing' as the classic and transmitted to China.
They are: Kusha Buddhism, Chengshi Buddhism, Zen Buddhism, Tiantai Buddhism, Huayan Buddhism, Shingon Buddhism, Dharma Xiang Buddhism, Pure Land Buddhism, Vinaya Buddhism, and Three Treatise Sects; It can be seen that the Chengshi Sect is one of them.
Listening to Zhang Shichun's explanation, Ye Feiye understood, but immediately, he asked again: "Chengshizong, or the thirtieth, are they all here to help the Nuwa clan?" â
"This is natural."
Zhang Shichun said: "In the final analysis, the crisis that the Nuwa family is facing now is inseparable from the development zone, so on the surface, it is you as the representative, but it is the thirtieth person who actually contributes, Ah Ye, after meeting later, you have to be polite to her." â
"No problem."
He promised in his mouth, but Ye Feiye's heart couldn't calm down, it was not the first time he had dealt with a LV5-level transcendent supermaster, their strength and strange abilities were enough to make Ye Feiye curious about this thirtieth place, what kind of person is the other party, and what kind of superpower does he have?
Below, due to the deliberate estrangement between Desia and Pallas, Ye Feiye couldn't find a suitable chat partner for a while, and complained about Zhang Shichun, which made Ye Feiye uninterested, and Panshi needless to say, his temperament was not a talkative person, so Ye Feiye, who was not interested for a while, had to pretend to sleep on the seat.
I don't know how long it took, but suddenly the radio of the train sounded, basically announcing that the next stop had arrived, allowing the passengers to get off the train in an orderly manner, and the passengers who were about to be picked up to get on the train safely.
Ye Feiye was woken up by the sound of the broadcast, and happened to see Zhang Shichun and them leave their seats, apparently planning to greet the Chengshizong monk and the thirtieth who were about to get on the train at this station.
Originally, Ye Feiye planned to follow the past, but with a glaring at Disya, who was walking at the end, Ye Feiye had no choice but to stop, this Nizi was still angry, too, after all, he was forced to say such painful words because of the content of the option before, and it was strange that he could forgive himself in a short time!
"Ye, don't worry, as long as it takes a long time, those two ladies will definitely understand you." On the side, Panshi, who did not follow Zhang Shichun and them to leave the table, came with words of comfort.
"Yes...... Is it? I hope so. â
Ye Feiye turned his head a little embarrassed, it was the first time that he was so comforted that he was sad.
At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps at the end of the carriage, and it is mentioned here that this carriage was all wrapped up by Zhang Shichun, in other words, the footsteps leading to here can only be a fact, that is, Zhang Shichun and they picked people back.
Sure enough, with the opening of the automatic door of the carriage, in addition to Zhang Shichun and them, there were three more people.
The first two were monks, a middle-aged monk and a small monk, and there was no doubt that they were the monks sent by the Chengshi sect to assist the Nuwa clan.
Let's talk about the middle-aged monk first, wearing a yellow-brown monk's robe, with a string of Buddhist beads overflowing with black light around his neck, his body is not too high, his face is ordinary, but a pair of seemingly dull eyes sometimes flash with a light that is difficult to ignore!
According to the later self-introduction, I learned that the Dharma name of this middle-aged monk is 'Daoqiu', and it is indeed a monk from Chengshizong, the Taoist generation, the third generation from the bottom, and there are two characters below it.
As for the little monk, although he is also wearing a yellow-brown monk's robe, the Buddha beads on his neck are much cheaper, compared to Daoqiu, the little monk's appearance looks a little handsome, but his body is thin, and he looks depressed and infocused.
According to Daoqiu, the little monk's legal name is 'Dao Deng', and he is different from the martial arts academy, Dao Deng is a monk from the miscellaneous academy, in other words, this trip is mainly to Dao Qiu, Dao Deng followed, one is to serve Dao Qiu, and the other is to increase his knowledge.
In addition, the little monk Doden was actually abandoned in front of the temple when he was a baby, and after finding out that both of his parents were dead, the presiding priest at that time took in Daoden out of the heart of the Bodhisattva, and presided over the novice ordination for him, but later, the presiding monk died of illness and could not make further precepts for Daoden.
The new host was obviously dissatisfied with the old host, so as soon as he took office, he assigned Dao Deng to the miscellaneous office, which lasted for seven or eight years, so strictly speaking, Dao Deng was not a formal monk, not even a monk or a shaman.
If Buddhism is compared to a spiritual university, it is also divided into different grades, including primary school, secondary school, university, and graduate monks, and graduate monks are also divided into: bachelor's, master's, doctoral, and postdoctoral fellows.
Then, primary school students correspond to novices, middle school students correspond to shamen, college students correspond to monks (monks), bachelors correspond to arhats, masters correspond to bodhisattvas, doctors correspond to Buddhas, and postdoctoral fellows are Buddhas.
Of course, this is just a kind of secular hierarchical joke and metaphor, but there is some truth to it.
Think about it, the formal definition of a bodhisattva is 'enlightenment' and 'sentient being', so generally speaking, a bodhisattva is an image of slow love and great compassion.
The Buddha, on the other hand, is the 'Enlightened One', in other words, the Buddha does not benefit sentient beings, but only uses his fingers to guide people in their cultivation and follow the path he has created.
Needless to say, arhats, bhikshus, generally called monks, are monks who have received full ordination (250 precepts); Shami is a monk who has received the novice ordination (ten precepts) before the age of 20, and Shaman is the name given to a novice after he has reached the age of 20.
Below the novices, above the believers, there is also a kind of suo, that is, the so-called 'layman', which refers to lay believers who have received the bodhisattva vows (five precepts).
However, in the canon of Buddhism, there is also a category of 'shravaka' between arhats and bhikshus, and the so-called shravaka refers to the bhikshu who has attained enlightenment by attaining the cause and conditions of enlightenment, and who has attained enlightenment by hearing the Buddha's voice teachings.
So the correct arrangement should be this: devotees, laypeople, novices, sammans, bhikshus (monks), shravakas, arhats, bodhisattvas, Buddhas, Buddhas.
So here, the middle-aged monk Daoqiu is actually a sound, and the young monk Dao Deng is a novice, although they are all Taoist characters, but they are far from experience and penetration.
(To be continued...... ďź